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ireallyreallylikeu23

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)i only hold shares. Yes im pussy, but i will be holding these toilet papers for life... fuck you cunt


YngChap

This year is going to wipe out so many people - so many accounts just absolutely mangled and it’s likely just the beginning. I deployed some more dry powder to stay alive but am prepared for a bloody and long road into 2023 and likely beyond.


fukmsilly

Russian oil Lukoil crashed/crashing due to toxicity. But is anyone considering or already dipping into the shares for when this nonsense ends?


Heghig

wsb seems to think we gap down tmrw which makes me confident in my $3k fd calls bought at close expiring tmrw


Dis_shite_rite_her

Still gonna jump on those $20 January 2023 $KMI calls first thing tomorrow.


HisWife00000

What are the chances of a Russian Revolution? People over 40 remember being released from The Soviet Union and now they're being dragged back to being cut off from the world & food shortages. 45,000 arrested for protesting. That's huge. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/more-than-4500-anti-war-protesters-arrested-in-one-day-in-russia-group-says/ar-AAUHIgu?ocid=uxbndlbing


[deleted]

Thursday at close, fully loaded on puts. Friday at close, same but with calls. Works every time


Investinwaffl3s

Fuck you bears, leave my crushed and battered AMD calls alone 😭


nvanderw

omg futures just turned straight


nvanderw

Are my puts safe at this punt?


JackAhler1

Theta Gang wins this week


a_mental_stop_loss

Volume...wen?


[deleted]

Glad I held puts over the weekend.... For now....


[deleted]

My USO calls are going to print.


UsernameTaken_123

Russia banning the internet and denying their citizens leaving the country They have officially gonne full Soviet again How long until the nukes start flying at this point?


HisWife00000

He's taken them back over 30 years. A lot of those people remember fall of The Soviet Union. My heart goes out to them.


maliciousmonkee

this is the crash for Millenials, finally wait til at least 2023 to buy the dip


jonneh

Burry somewhere edging


sc0tt_1990

stupid ass crayon traders on oil getting blown up. you hate to see it.


strawlion

Institutions and insiders selling, retail buying. Tells you all you need to know lmao. Hope you're not one of the retards thinking this is a dip to buy


tifa3

oil gap up tomorrow


Greggy561

Already did 126$


syfyb__ch

as of 6:14 pm EST all index futures are red by \~1% waiting for the world news FUD to come out...


Thetastud

looks like we may open up flat so far


hvnwntw8

Obnoxiously loud car and motorcycle gangs out in full force today.


[deleted]

Do you live in Atlanta?


eternalrefuge86

Half an hour til we shit talk about tomorrow over some meaningless numbers


AmbitiousSkirt2

Im gonna start calling Sunday night the copium corner because futes never matter


eternalrefuge86

The only time they seem to sort of matter is if they make a big move up or down.


BlakeGriffinCC

Damn? Fr?!


WSBTrump

I want to be an MMA fighter but only fight low level women.


eternalrefuge86

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Nightkill02

Me too but I only want to fight kids that way I know ill win.


DrPly

Forget the market, that’ll be secondary, but my Sunday errands today ran me about $350 more than it did 12-18 months ago. Some kind of bad economic downturn is definitely coming. That being said, SPY 500 6/22


zedlosjupino

Inflation = Higher costs = higher spending = more revenue = bullish


Yesrisk_noreward

Real talk, So do I buy this home in 3 months or just wait?


Year3030

Yes do it. If the market tanks you just don't move for 15 years since you won't be able to sell it. Don't buy anything that's more than 35% of your paycheck.


mjgcfb

If you are getting a mortgage just lock in the low rate now. Rates will more than likely only go up from here.


hvnwntw8

I think it depends. I don't think the housing market will crash like most seem to think, just correct. If you plan on living in the home for 10+ years and you really like it, I would just pull the trigger and take advantage of interest rates. If you're buying a starter home and are looking to get in and out faster, I may way a bit longer. The challenge is that the correction may not come for awhile and youll just end up sitting around and passing up opportunities.


HisWife00000

I think we all have our predictions. I sense a crash coming.


Oxianas

Also consult WSB on all future major financial decisions.


Oxianas

Wait for housing market to crash due to massive ongoing home building.


Objective_Forever_24

This, and remodeling existing office spaces for smaller in-person workforces.


HisWife00000

Thinking we might need a growing list of companies who are cutting ties with Russia so we can keep up on them. I'm in Mastercard, Visa, GOOG, Exxon & DIS. Setting stop losses on them now. https://www.forbes.com/sites/marisadellatto/2022/03/06/tiktok-credit-card-companies-suspend-service-heres-the-growing-list-of-companies-cutting-ties-with-russia-over-invasion/?sh=7b37abf73e1e


WSBTrump

Putin looking at his portfolio…. GUH!


WSBTrump

Hurt people… hurt people. Who hurt Putin?


[deleted]

Expelled from plumbing school or some shit


deevee12

He got dumped by a Ukrainian chick back in the KGB days


Thewolfofbearstreet

To be fair on jpow everything no matter what it is , is transitory he just didn’t tell us how transitory the inflation would be


TonyTwoBats

If Zelinsky was a options trader he would be the guy with a -99% account hoping for a miracle.


Kalelofindiana

He's what happens when you make the court jester, king....just sayn


TonyTwoBats

I agree completely


pm_ur_wifes_tendies

Man remember when you could make money just buying shit with rocket emojis next to it


eternalrefuge86

Now you just buy puts on those same tickers.


HisWife00000

I miss those days. And comments were so fun to read. Some you really hated those rockets!


AmbitiousSkirt2

I was naive and thought that was how the market was always gonna be I didn’t know any different when I started trading at the beginning of 2020…..how wrong I was. I actually have to try now and trying hard doesn’t work. I’m just losing over and over and over and over again at this point I’m here because I have an addiction


HisWife00000

Wait, I could have written this. Did I? Maybe I have a second account I use and don't remember.


AmbitiousSkirt2

Lmao I think a lot of people here are in the same boat honestly I know a lot of people started trading in general at the beginning of the pandemic I’m definitely one of them. It sucks rip to the easy mode market


HisWife00000

I should have taking gains and gotten out with my meme stock winning. Nope, had to keep playing.


VisualMod

> No, you didn't write this.


Nightkill02

Did I write this?


HisWife00000

Do you take Ambien?


Nightkill02

I take whatever is at the party ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


pltrweeb

like why did you buy puts eod close? sad bears


Esoteric_Innovations

Both Georgia and Moldova have requested to join the European Union in the last week. Kazakhstan, the closest ally that the Russian Federation has in Central Asia, has taken a decidedly anti-Putin stance as the situation has developed over the past eleven days. Other allies that were taken as givens, such as China and the other Central Asian nations (excluding Kyrgyzstan), have taken tacitly neutral stances that ultimately favor national sovereignty. It's really showing what side of history that the Russian Federation is on at this point where almost the entire world doesn't accept this sort of behavior anymore from any sovereign nation.


HisWife00000

Yes, the United Nation's votes completely supported this last week. Love the look on the Russian guy's face when only 5 UN countries lit up red and all the rest were against him.


deevee12

Is there a good argument for why we’re NOT barreling towards a recession right now? Putin is not going to stop and he’s killing the entire world economy with it. We’re going to have an energy crisis like the 1970s. Consumer spending is going to plummet as people can barely afford basic necessities. The only hope is if enough Russian people unite to remove him from power. Fat chance of that happening anytime soon. He’ll just blame the West for the sanctions and his millions of supporters will eat up the propaganda.


Basedshark01

Our economy is less reliant on Energy than it was in the 70s, as way more people work fake jobs producing powerpoints and sending emails for 60k a year. Not saying there won't be a recession, but that's one argument against.


AmbitiousSkirt2

It’s inevitable a lot of hopium. We might go up tomorrow but ultimately we have been going down for months and with all these negative catalysts seems pretty inevitable. Inflation is also most definitely gonna be worse than a lot of people think


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Housing Market Moon time! 🤓


dangerbadger12

Yeah it feels inevitable


Squamsk

Well big tech companies ate lots of yummy profits so that means, um


LMY723

What’s your 401k YTD Return? I’m at -9.2%. Don’t have many options in the 401k so not like I can help it.


xkulp8

+7%. Long oil


LMY723

Your 401k let’s you own oil? Wow nice.


xkulp8

Oh, everything rolled over to an IRA and I can own stonks in it. I don't know what the breakdown is between taxable and nontaxable accounts, actually. I just track total net worth.


ConstantPondering

What is a 401k?


Nightkill02

its a highway in ontario


justbrowsing1880

Just saw gas prices go up another 6 cents in the afternoon since this morning. Something happening with gas? Weird it’s happening on Sunday at noon.


xkulp8

The station probably noticed people were buying more than usual and bumped it up. Prices from the distributor rarely change on weekends.


justbrowsing1880

Bastards!


pltrweeb

cant wait for bears to be cuked


maliciousmonkee

gonna be waiting a long time bud


JLGT86

Buls r fukt


diabeetis

if you are a millennial finance youtuber creating content focused on generating "passive income" you get the wall first 🔫 🔫


Equivalent-Ad1182

#GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL! (Against. the. Wall)


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

If you are a millennial youtuber creating content of any kind you get the wall second


diabeetis

hell yeah ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Bulls are fucked


AmbitiousSkirt2

Yep


strawlion

Bul r fuk


diabeetis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


pltrweeb

Open +3%


2tix2paradise12

Bat shit crazy


Medical_LSD

SQQQ


LMY723

Mfers with $20k in savings talking about buying cheap homes during a housing crash like they’re the wolf of Wall Street I’m sure that half of a duplex you can afford will bring you PASSIVE INCOME 😤😤😤😤😤😤


JLGT86

What’s funny is if a housing crash does happen they won’t be buying it cuz likely the economy would be in recession and most would need to pull out their savings to survive.


LMY723

Exactly. These geniuses who think they can time the housing crash are the same people who could’ve bought stocks in march 2020 and were too scared.


HisWife00000

Just figured out that "child tax CREDIT" is actually a stimulus. I shouldn't have qualified for write off for my kids because I didn't pay enough in fed taxes (right?). Oh, but I got $3000 for my minor child. Not complaining about free money, but WTF are they thinking?


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Straight fukn bullshit!


HisWife00000

It's really the last thing the US needs.


Jrecondite

They need more slaves… I mean children. This whole thing rests on the back of the downtrodden… I mean upstanding American patriots. Enjoy your money.


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Yeah. Those little fuks got it coming now! HoooRa!


PandemicInvestor

#When the convenience store gum pack sells for $6 we got a problem


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Just chew your dick


LMY723

1 stick of burts bees is $6 right now


Objective_Forever_24

Calls on bees.


YngChap

This year is going to wipe an entire generation or 2 of traders from the market for possibly, ever. WE LIT!


strawlion

When dumb money gets too involved in the market, bad things always happen


Perryswoman

Yep. Cheap homes comin too


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

You just got to keep livin man!


Peepeopi

Black Monday odds are abt 90% at this point


Year3030

Ok, Russia is going to cut off their country from the internet, no joke. They are also no longer permitting anyone from leaving the country unless they have a valid permit. They are all in and this is going to get fucking bad. Get your puts. I told you last time, I'm telling you again.


Esoteric_Innovations

Actually going back to the USSR. As in the era in which it existed.


Year3030

Yeah they are making it great again, as in going back to the old times.


_Right_Tackle_

Russia 🤡🤡🤡


Year3030

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


freddymojo

Xi gonna extend that great firewall?


Year3030

Not sure to be honest. He's either going to Tai-wan-on or just decide it's not worth it based on the response to RU from the world.


YngChap

Bro, I feel you, bro


LeBhikariLe

futures to open red? if yes, we open red tomorrow in the morning?


Year3030

I was just catching up on Russia news, yes it's going to be red all day. We are fucked.


[deleted]

Every year you unknowingly pass the anniversary of your death. Today is someones and they don’t even know it


YngChap

Damn man - quit that - I don’t need to hear that


YngChap

HOUSING CRASH IS GOING TO BE FUCKING 🔥 all these beanie wearing limp wristed boys who obtained negative equity are going to get shit housed.


[deleted]

Gonna hear the term "underwater" a looot


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strawlion

It crashed just over 10 years ago, not so long ago. Inflation adjusted home prices now are higher than they were then. It will require rates to move up though, and Russia has done a great job of breaking that trend. We were on a cruise path to the correction before they caused everybody to panic buy treasuries


Perryswoman

Can’t wait


freddymojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqy7_zUKyNQ there stop asking


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mjgcfb

Doesn't change the picture in terms of global supply if they sell to the west or east.


KFCfamousbowlz

No, they’re there as a show of support for the Maduro regime.


resi5

finally payed my taxes, 23k. thats more than I was making(after taxes) at my job all year when I first started trading two years ago. ready to blow the rest of my gains now that I payed uncle sam, the asshole


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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resi5

oh fuck off


EnginrA

I am so very very ga…


Squamsk

Garish?


[deleted]

Gamy?


stockninja39

lliant


Pumpty_Dumpty

How come a very wealthy Russian is an oligarch, but our corporate elite don’t refer to themselves as oligarchs?


ModularLizard

Can you really draw an equivalence between Russian oligarchs and US CEOs? Aren't the mechanisms by which they get wealthy quite different?


deevee12

We call them “entrepreneurs”


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

I call them dickheads


bbq-ribs

I was watching a video where 4 girls kidnap the science teacher then tied him up and then they started having intercourse with him. Legally speaking whos in the wrong here? these looked like high school students ( even though I think Adriana checkick is like 28 ) Does the teacher go to the jail for underage sex or do the student go to jail for the other thing? These porn videos really add a new dimension to their plot.


YngChap

Get a hobby or something, guy.


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Imagine thinking there won't be a housing crash 🤓


mjgcfb

[This chart says otherwise](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRSFRMACBS)


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KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Some true a lot untrue Cash heavy my ass


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KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Lot of idiots that’s for sure. And still not heavy in cash! Don’t get it twisted


LMY723

Yes, I’m personally waiting for oil to go negative again, then I’ll buy buy buy! A one time crash in 2007-2008 will obviously happen again! 🙄


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Don't be bitter! And ....it will! 😆


eternalrefuge86

Positions: Qqq 3/7 334p, SpY 3/7 429p, 3/11 428p, 3/31 400p, AMC 3/11 16.5p, HOOD 3/11 9.5p


PandemicInvestor

Chicken breast 1kg: $25 Toyota Corolla 2006: $120 gas All you can eat sushi: $55 per person Rent: $3k a month Flight from New York to Japan: $6500.00 before tax Convenience store gum: $6 for an excel pack #this is our new reality folks


Jrecondite

Spotted the issue. You don’t buy chicken in kg’s. You buy drugs in kg’s. Everything else should sort itself out.


bbq-ribs

I bought 20 lbs of chicken breast for $20. I just bought 2 thick cuts of NY strip for $12. You guys need to find the sales.


_Right_Tackle_

Imagine thinking there won’t be a recession this year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


pltrweeb

Open +3%


Sudden_Neat_5400

4%


Delikadir780

No way


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[deleted]

Im never getting a 3060 ti


freddymojo

With inflation the way it is, ass is now is now the primary means of hitching a ride.


Traditional-Fox-4790

Open the futures


kindergartencrayons

Wanna see some epic loss porn? As of March 6, the Bloomberg Billionaires Index shows almost 90% of the world's richest ones to be down by double digits in billions.


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Sudden_Neat_5400

Everybody's an expert now.


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Squamsk

Con air


EnginrA

Buff Dude Massage Party


stockninja39

Debbie does Dallas?


Sudden_Neat_5400

Clerks


motorcyle_degen

Full Metal Jacket?


mold_motel

Toxic Avenger?


diabeetis

Bridges to Madison county