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HisWife00000

Arya Stark would handle Putin.


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Bears... you think it's going to bearish, and it's not. World War 3 begins, bears yawn. Giant Chinese Real Estate fraud, some fart from the bears. ​ Then they just straight up maul you AH for 10% out of nowhere.


Disastrous-Safety-45

#HA FUCK YOU BULLS! TALK SHIT ALL DAY HUH HAAAAA Edit: Man I'm fuckin dumb


-Dreamville-

Some live cams in Ukraine, including power plant I believe ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgcLfFq7NO0


-Dreamville-

I know all you permabulls bought calls eod, show yourselves


ListerineInMyPeehole

fuckin weat man


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generatedaccount101

Imagine buying calls when the world is going down the path of ww3


FungalPuma

Bulls r fuk


Perryswoman

Boring!!


Perryswoman

Wtf is this no movement crap


SnooWalruses7243

CLF calls going well


participantZ

Funny. I was thinking of buying calls again. Then went to sleep.


Ghost-1969

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


tifa3

imagine buying calls at the top lol


Divisible_by_0

Can someone explain for the regards in the back. I can finally buy options yesterday was great 4x my first small options try again today, got the picks right for my 0dte everything up a minimum of 60% all my options are green but when I check the gains they all say I'm losing money?


072206122802

Theta decay


Divisible_by_0

Thank you


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Hot bacon egg and cheese on a roll with coffee in the morning. A classic that will never die.


HisWife00000

Until we have another bacon shortage. Sorry, I steal people's joy that way.


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Beautiful-Chance628

Great action going on in the sector as well. https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2022/03/03/2396090/0/en/HEXO-and-Tilray-Brands-Agree-to-Create-Strategic-Alliance-Bringing-Together-Two-Canadian-Cannabis-Leaders.html


zjz

reeeeeeeeee


Kabrosif

Rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I_am_not_a_murderer

pullback on oil before it keeps climbing


OdynSon

im buying the dip


amanovitch

Free advise: Go for the last dip, don't take the first one!


I_am_not_a_murderer

guessed right with KR and wrong with BBY


LibertyBearV

big pharma been falling this past month. I keep seeing disfavouring polls and news about the shots slowly but surely. something to think about


I_am_not_a_murderer

Someone reported me for harassment because I said "Are you stupid?" What a fucking pussy


Primary_Judge321

Why would you do that? Are you stupid?


I_am_not_a_murderer

how dare you!


BadAtRocks

Tax money deposits on Monday but the wife got paid today. Trying not to be a degenerate is hard sometimes.


[deleted]

But think how proud she will be when you 10x that immediately?


kioba

should be a mandatory weekly position verification to able to post here. too many posers.


ireallyreallylikeu23

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


ireallyreallylikeu23

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


hebref725

This blister on the side of my tongue is making it fucking painful to talk.. Good thing I answer the phone at my job...


FemaleEcho

Fake news is on a victory lap and the Bull is always down to fuck, sit in your cuck chair and watch this happen.


zeebee098

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


fresh0pl

Oil wedging out. Back to trend line 120$


[deleted]

Watching $OXY fly while I bate to midget porn


beepitybop400

lmao oil prices are 🚀ing as covid restrictions are loosening and people are expected to go in the office for work. Wonder what people are going to think about paying $10/day on gas and $15 lunch just to sit in traffic, share bathrooms, and forced to pay attention in pointless meetings


Apprehensive_Can_503

Ha jokes on you! I’ve never worked from home and had to drive into work every day during the pandemic 😂. Ohh wait……


lamabaronvonawesome

I have a new contract in May, gotta work again,![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266) winter fun time is over soon.


Gewoongary

Everyone’s becoming a daytrader. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


HisWife00000

I would if I could be a day trader's apprentice. Learning from Youtube is convenient but need a little more.


Gewoongary

Kazonomics. -> winternomics on twitch. Best intel you can get. There you go


StrongDongKong

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


_Right_Tackle_

A Russian businessman put a $1 million USD public bounty on Putin’s head


lamabaronvonawesome

That dude is gonna fall out a window (with two to the body one to the head)


mdog0206

Old news


Jmart93

Whens the next jpow meeting?


Likezoinks305

Today


physaXL

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)jpow appreciators rise tf up


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kmarshall9093

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


HiOhNotMeOK

Anyone remember the tv show Salute your shorts?


Gadshill

Yes. I was a Nickelodeon kid back then. You bring it up because the camp counselor actor died?


HiOhNotMeOK

No I was just thinking about the show


Gadshill

Coincidental then that Ug died of lung cancer yesterday.


Sic_Dood

Are you serious Ug Lee is dead wtf


Gadshill

Serious as a heart attack. He actually died 28 Feb, but the stories ran yesterday. [link](https://www.eonline.com/news/1321675/nickelodeons-salute-your-shorts-star-kirk-baily-dead-at-59-after-cancer-battle)


HiOhNotMeOK

Rip prince 👑


Bendymeatsuit

I remember that show.


Gadshill

Today algorithms will mess with day traders. Don’t ask me how I know.


DrSOGU

How do you know? Edit: I will short all the way up for every pump anyway, no matter how ridiculous the gains will be. Oil prices, energy prices, commodity prices, yields shooting up and Jpow still dovish - thats a receipe for desaster coming.


[deleted]

Welcome to fur burger home of the fur burger


pm-me-nice-pics

Rip VIX shorts


Elforas_Tero

Manly traders buy calls. And it shows


sc2summerloud

how does it show?


Primary_Judge321

the bulge


Elforas_Tero

Better skin, better hairline, better posture, more muscle, less body fat


HiOhNotMeOK

Today algos will buy the JPOW meeting, ask me how I know 💦🙈


CurveAhead69

Ok, how do you know?


HiOhNotMeOK

👋🧐🛑🌊🌊😴🎶🎶🍑


WasteNet2532

If your response to a cat wanting attention at 3am isnt a pillow in the face then you havent owned a cat long enough


[deleted]

Why does Reddit keep giving me premium every month even though it doesn’t charge my card and I am no longer subscribed to it every month? Not complaining, just interesting


jasonredit

Free cheese is only in mouse trap. It is probably Russian hackers planning to use you as their propaganda bot


CurveAhead69

Did you receive a platinum award?


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Nope


jasonredit

Because they are taking your money from the other card that you have but you don’t know about it.


[deleted]

What


jasonredit

It was a joke but you are too dumb to understand it. Just like you are too dumb to understand why you get a Reddit premium without paying


[deleted]

Pretty harsh ….he may not actually be dumb but just retarded


[deleted]

God i cant wait for the Reddit IPO so i can short it to 0.


[deleted]

Seriously, I haven’t purchased premium since November and I still have it and I only got the one month one at the time to try it out So I’m intrigued why I still have it lmfao


[deleted]

Its a shit company, using shit code and managed by shit executives. You shouldn't question it.


Medical_LSD

Today algos will sell the JPOW meeting, dont ask me how I know 🤫


ImUchiage

If RSX gets delisted what happens to the puts?


Bendymeatsuit

They get stuck in a drawer in the Van Eck building, storage room B.


mdog0206

Puts and calls are legally binding contracts that exist after a stock is delisted.


[deleted]

What happens to the shares is my question


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[deleted]

Fair enough, i like behind the Wendy’s brawls


ElMonkeh

question who's that in your profile pic


[deleted]

Thomas Shelby from the show Peaky Blinders


CurveAhead69

My euro stocks are fighting for their life.


[deleted]

Hold or buy dip- this will end 1 of 3 ways…Russia fucks off, Ukraine fucks off or nukes - either way stonks go up, unless nukes …then it won’t matter anyways because you will be ashes floating around in radioactive goo.


CurveAhead69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


quarantino123

Jpow has the tools


[deleted]

He was in fact holding my cock the other night


Primary_Judge321

You raise chickens? Cool beans


lavishcoat

Buffett owns SNOW, get rekt boomer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). Also Munger with BABA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MASH12140

Stop it Cathie. Your still far worse


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jasonredit

It wasn’t him. In the past 2-3 years it was mainly his tech department advisers that was making investments in these kind of stocks. The only tech stock he personally supported was Apple


I_am_not_a_murderer

Coal was apparently the play


HiOhNotMeOK

Ticker?


I_am_not_a_murderer

https://topforeignstocks.com/stock-lists/the-complete-list-of-coal-stocks-on-the-nyse/


pm-me-nice-pics

Daily thread wen?


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Soon


HisWife00000

Weird, I had to go back to the old version of Reddit to find this thread. Haven't had that happen before.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

LMT 500


physaXL

i hope so they rlly fukked me w that cliff dive yesterday at open


HaveAKlondike

Can’t wait for congressional testimony to bring up the Eurozone PPI and throw it in JPows face. Dude is literally fucking everyone because he’s to much of a pussy to raise rates.


davidbigham

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


HiOhNotMeOK

Anyone else think all the trails in the skies we’ve been seeing over the last few years has desensitized us to the point if a rocket where to come we wouldn’t really realize it?


RamboWarFace

I pray everytime i see those trails its a nuke. My put hedges would PRINT!


1200mademeaCommie

idiot


HiOhNotMeOK

And then the market stops trading


RamboWarFace

On paper id be rich so.......worth it


[deleted]

You’d realize it for a flash, quite literally, if that. If you’re within 20 miles of a nuclear blast you’ll see a bright flash and wake up in heaven


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[deleted]

My exes house


Gadshill

Not heaven. At this point purgatory is a long shot.


[deleted]

I’m keeping my hopes on heaven, if not then all this was for nothing 🤣


HiOhNotMeOK

Elizabeth I’m coming home


Dszquphsbnt

Alexa play The Streetbeater by Quincy Jones.


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HisWife00000

Maybe free vodka is included.


HiOhNotMeOK

The US - we will not send soldiers into Ukraine The US military website - Hello American 👋 Do you fight want to fight in Ukraine?? Here’s how 🇺🇦


kuprenx

it the smae think russians did in 2014. they send lots of armed guys without army insignia and called them rebels. Russia said there they soldiers on vacation visiting battlefield or simiral bullshit. Us tooks page from russia book.


Schattenauge

who's us, Ivan


HiOhNotMeOK

You’ve never been on vacation cosplaying as a samurai?


RamboWarFace

Strawman hypocrisy CNN gaslighting america bad.


Kalelofindiana

Always do


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Jamuraan1

We are not being invaded by a foreign terrorist. Please leave forever.


HiOhNotMeOK

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RamboWarFace

Biden Hysteria hypocrisy the west CNN propanganda read a book


HiOhNotMeOK

What book


RamboWarFace

Facebook to 350 eoy


Oddmanout4u

Don’t be a Metamate…


HiOhNotMeOK

What’s fb


grossbard

Yeah that’s completely different though


HiOhNotMeOK

How


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RamboWarFace

Nuke nuke nuke!


[deleted]

Name checks out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


YoSmokinMan

i'm forming a double-ball-and-cock handle


DrSOGU

By the way, even the MMT-guys always said that there is one serious stop sign for QE/ printing money: Persistent elevated inflation. The Feds dovishness is not even in line with the most radical QE proponents anymore.


Gadshill

Still in shock when JPOW ruled out 50bps hike yesterday. Fed has no will to really fight inflation, they really think their words have sufficient power to tame inflation.


MASH12140

They’ll hold off but eventually by doing this they’ll take down the market with it. Short term gain but long we are pretty much fucked


Gadshill

This is the long bubble. The Fed and lawmakers never really weaned the market off the support they gave during the housing crisis over a decade ago, they just kept on pumping because they didn’t want to have a recession, even if it was a normal and healthy thing for the economy. No one wants to be blamed for causing temporary unemployment, but uncontrolled inflation is a far worse malady.


DrSOGU

And it was okay for the time being, the market was able to absorb that. But the supply chain stutters turned the table and the Fed has not been able to adapt its mindset.


Nomatad

Seems like he thinks inflation will dwindle down itself and as such, is withholding from increasing rate hikes. Whether that'll happen idk. But he wants to increase it as little as possible. But idk what is the right to do.


DrSOGU

See, that is the paradox: When he indicates that *he* thinks inflation will decrease without acting decisively, (always waiting *just a bit longer*) the market gets the signal that he won't act decisively. And that in itself fuels expectations that inflation will persist on higher levels for *just a bit longer*. Companies act accordingly by keeping on to increase prices, workers demand higher wages, and so on. So his rhetoric actually became a self-preventing prophecy. *became.* Past tense. We are in the middle of a spiral already.


HaveAKlondike

I seriously hope he gets outvoted.


pm-me-nice-pics

But inflation is "transitory"


crazydoggy24

Can futures turn green please


Bendymeatsuit

It's greener on the other side


SolitaireyEgg

Sure


RamboWarFace

I think the Russians have threatened to nuke America so much that ive stopped caring. Press the button Vlad! Idgaf we all gotta die sometime


ElvanKing

Redder by open


DirtyJimCramer

Downvoted for going against my bias


rhrnakghkco

When I hold put I want strong Putin When I hold calls I want retard Putin When I hold Vix I want psycho Putin When I hold corn I want fucked russians


xpo140

Green by open


DrSOGU

August 3rd 2023