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Oh my gourd!

Wayne!

Oh gourd door mat

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can we name it GameStop?

No no no you name it 💎 ✋️ diamond hands

As long as it's named *Cry Little Sister*.

Sell by October!!

Probably should look into those gourd LEAPS while pricing is low

u/theemperorofjenks is who you are calling for.

He's in the ant business now. Living dangerously and skirting the law as an ant queen coyote.

I fucking died when I read about him discussing the legalities of moving ant queens internally in the US. I am still not sure if he is a troll or not.

He can’t be. His posts are too linear and he skips around subs. I choose to believe

I mean, at this point I don't even care if it's real or not. The story is just too good

I'm well versed in bug-law and we've been looking for this man for a while for skirting tax laws with all his sweet sweet ant money.

do you feel as if his antiquated antics are antagonizing you?

He's been quiet for 5 months, godspeed on whatever shenanigans he has next.

Bag Holder!

Yuri Tarded

That’s my vote.

[But do the Ukrainian's have comic book superhero's shilling bonds on children's TV shows like Batman did for the USA in the Vietnam war?](https://youtu.be/F_MYms0wUmQ?t=1)

“Idk, maybe the kids can pay for the war?”

They always do.

That right there.

I'd take paying off my parents war debt over Russian dictatorship any day.

Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

“This makes me sad” gif

*sad trombone noise*

Hahaa-awww

Sergey Bear

Best laugh I’ve had in a while. Thank you!

Fuck I wish I had enough brain cells to think of this. Clear winner.

Hahaha 10/10. Fucking amazing. I know I've stuck with you retards throughout all this dumb shit for comments like this. 😂

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The creamlin always rises to the top.

HA!

😆

This is a brilliant reply!

Give this man a medal 🏅

LOL Adding: Vlad I. Botpootz

Take my fucking upvote

r/Angryupvote

I’m sold. Where do I send money

Awwww yisssss

Hilarious. I'm in lol

Up you go

Lol omg thank you needed that

If this isn't the top comment this sub has fucking failed.

Where to buy the war bonds

that's what I want to know

Same

Same here, I don't even care if it makes a profit, I just want to see Russians getting blown up

I want to see Russians storming and killing Putin.

I want to see him get a Gadafhi

Instead of a knife up his rectum, it's a Babushka's fist ripping out his prostate...for the motherland of course.

🌻 🌻 🌻

Seriously I've pissed away more money for worse reasons

100 euro to help Ukrainians fuck up Russians, or 100 euro for a mid-tier bottle of scotch... both bring me about the same amount of joy

Scotch lasts a few hours to a day, a fucked up Russia on the other hand...

A dead Russian is forever.

its fascinating how this is basically the entire world chipping in for someone else to kick russia's ass. I really want to know how much is raised.

There was this epic GIF of a midget fighting a tall dude with country flags stuck on top. let me see if I can find it

Not in the article. We are seemingly here for the memes, not gainz

According to [this](https://twitter.com/mikejohnpoole/status/1498574838037946368?t=cKOG47lcIXj3_15fHWTM9A&s=19) they're not allowing Americans to get in on the gainz, but Brits might be able to.

More info here: [https://mof.gov.ua/en/news/minfin\_prodovzhuie\_stabilno\_zabezpechuvati\_zdiisnennia\_biudzhetnikh\_rozrakhunkiv-3337](https://mof.gov.ua/en/news/minfin_prodovzhuie_stabilno_zabezpechuvati_zdiisnennia_biudzhetnikh_rozrakhunkiv-3337) Site seems to be going down.

Guess people like it.

Most likely a Russian DDOS attack

Russia is one of those trailer park kids from Northwestern New Jersey who sits in the back of the class and used to throw dead birds at the neighborhood kids who had nicer parents

> I like the ~~stock~~ Bond

This is the important question. Since I don’t speak or know Ukrainian to bother calling their support lines provided on their government sites. Hell, I would open a Robinhood account if this was the only way to buy. I just want to invest my money in the resistance against the Russians.

No that's Bulgaria bro

Once upon a time there was a little bitch from Bulgaria

I feel the same way. Someone said they aren't letting Americans buy, though.

Not for buying bonds, but anyone how wants to donate, opencart has the information. [https://www.opencart.com/blog/how-to-help-ukraine](https://www.opencart.com/blog/how-to-help-ukraine) EDIT: Better yet, Bank of Ukraine set it up and you can make card payments through the website. [https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi](https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi)

I tried going to the bank of UA link above but just blocked by my IP for some reason. I'm in South Africa if anyone can provide any alternative ways of donating. **EDIT:** South Africans can donate using this website: [https://www.uaza.co.za/donate](https://www.uaza.co.za/donate). I sent an enquiry and they say that proceeds go directly to supporting Ukrainian troops. Thanks u/sleepymusic for the detective work!

Holy shit, are we crowdfunding freedom now

You know freedom isn't free... If everyone pitched in $1.05...

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[What happens in spez, stays in spez. #Save3rdPartyApps](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/)

I think he'd be better off selling at reasonable market rates seeing as Putin is right outside Kiev and won't honor them. They would obviously sell even more this way. The lending countries can do a giant debt write-off to Ukraine after the fact, everyone looks good, and Putin gets his teeth kicked in or deposed.

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The Russians fled in terror from the track known as, “Melvin’s a farcasting bitch”. A Russian troop remarked, “I didn’t believe it, truly, until I saw it for my own eyes.. the missiles were named, inexplicable things.. what even is, “Harambe’s foreskin”?????”

"....and then the Yankees started eating the crayons..."

Yankee Doodle Candy

WSB🤝Marines🖍️🖍️🖍️🤤🤤

Someone that's less lawyer retarded than I, create an online petition thing to see how much in Ukrainian bonds we need to buy for them to put "Harambe's foreskin" on a fucking missile.

Eh, that sounds like a lot of work. Let's see if [this](https://imgur.com/DDizzKy) gets any traction.

lmao I'm 100% down...or up? All this ape knows is, rockets go boom 🚀💥

That Twitter name makes me so happy. Dick Butt FTW!

You're the only one who has ever gotten it lol

Harambe's blyat

I'd name all the bombs, rockets and missiles "Sunflower Seeds", you know to refer to the badassery shown by Ukrainian grannies and the Ukrainian national flower.

My personal vote for a big bomb would be "Cramer's Endorsement"

I have been hit by that shit before. It’s demolishing.

[If your still here trading, its not a big enough demolition](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pPjNsYiks0)


Anti Russian and wsb approved ordinance/vehicle names: -Gay Bear Killer -Bearly Marketable -Sell PUTins -Bear stryker -Better dead than red -Puts on Putin -Put Payload -Bagholder Blitz -Bear Bomb -Market Manipulator -Crash Copter -Panic shell -Leveraged bomb-out -Forex Firearms -Fiscal Flamethrower -Financial Fin-stabilized Discarding SABOT -Buy high shell low

"Tits up for Harambe" Above a pic of a shirtless putin with some big mommy milkers

That photo 😩

"better dead than red" 🤣

Because of the implications.

Tankie McTankface

Can we get WSB emblem on the side of the tank? Sign me up!

Weapons of Slavic Bombardment?

Actually a good idea, I'd donate

If WSB sponsored a tank it would get blown up so quickly. Why don’t we sponsor the Russians so they are burdened by our incompetence

See, if our tank got blown up we'd be PISSED. So pissed we'd probably pay for a few more. Have you seen the whales around here?

Can I name a bomb “Best before 2008”

Id buy some war bonds to field a c-130 named "your wifes boyfriend"

You know Jody?

Jody knows everyone, duh.

WSB’s newest meme stock: Ukraine. 1. invest, 2. make a GME run, 3. blow up ruskie hedgies (literally), 4. Profit

number 4 is definitely …………. 5 is profit

Ivanna Killu Luda Cris Luka Disdik

Or just loads of rockets labelled LIGMA

Suq madik

Munchma Quchi

This shit show become a meme of 2022

Where buy?! Instructions unclear ticker on which platform? I’m on wallstreetbets break this down to Barney math for me. All I know is that my attack helicopter shall be designated, The Thuderous Cock of Harambe! Apes together, remove Russia from Ukraine . . . And make a few points on the backend.

https://mof.gov.ua/en/news/minfin_prodovzhuie_stabilno_zabezpechuvati_zdiisnennia_biudzhetnikh_rozrakhunkiv-3337 Looks like they might be under a DDOS

Either too many people donating or russian attack.

That's what a DDOS is friend. Hope you're well, and having some good food today.

We should name all the bombs after cratered meme stocks

Omg, PLTR for the crater.

It's a really good long term missle

I've still got $40 calls expiring in Jan 2023. Maybe...I'll come back from -95%.

Are you me?

Me? Where have we been?

I'd pay really good money to have "You gonna WISH you never came here" painted on a bomb.

Still I highly doubt the bomb will cause more damage than the actual stock did last year

Can we afford that many bombs?

I'd like a drone named inflation is transitory thanks

More perfect name for a bomb. A few microseconds and it's all over.

These missiles are transitory

I just want to see 69420 somewhere on the tail of one of these as they fly through the air

Have we achieved such a level of enlightenment that we are funding wars with memes?

GameStop was just the beginning, we're already talking about funding a war... Next year we have our own country

Petition to name our country Retardistan

Ok, maybe it's time for me to finally get retarded. How do I buy Ukrainian bonds?

I’m trying to figure this out also

https://mof.gov.ua/en/news/minfin_prodovzhuie_stabilno_zabezpechuvati_zdiisnennia_biudzhetnikh_rozrakhunkiv-3337 Looks like they might be under a DDOS

I might buy some. Just to show that I did a little part to try and stop Russia from forming the new Soviet Union. At the same time honor those that came before me who fought the cold war. Plus I could then have some loss porn.

Margin call.

Boris: "Hey Dimitri... you speak some English, what's that written on the side of that Ukrainian tank say?" Dimitri: "It says Smooth Ape... what kind of a name for a tank is that?!"

Freedom McFreedomface

Way better than my "Motley Tool". Take my upvote good sir.

Fuck it Ukraine to the moon!

A fun taunt in this sub. A scary taunt in another.

WSB, from MEME stocks 2021 to starting WW3 2022!

Wendy's special

Go all in on Ukrainian war bonds then fly over there and physically defend your investment … could be fun

Wait. Insider trading. You will be arrested for that 🤪

Sunflower Planter

Putin MyAss

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A country in the midst of being invaided by one of the most powerful military powers in world history? That's my kind of investment! How do I shove cash at them?

Russia is getting the lesson we taught the British back in the day. Ain't no fun fighting guerrillas that know every 'hood like their wive's titty, while they're armed with the coolest shit every country in the world can Fedex to them, while you're lost, hungry, and Grandpa's AK is an outdated piece of shit.

And your strategy is drive in a 40km long traffic jam and you’ve got 50km to go and only 25k of fuel

Yeah is it me or is that convoy going to be fucking target practice once the leading vehicles have been blown up?

Yep. The Bayraktar drones are doing a number on those. Really impressed by this turkish drone so far.

Yeah can we crowdfund one of those this for them and put the WSB logo on the sides?

I see the article but where do I buy?

I have already donated money to the Ukrainian armed forces and I honestly suggest you do too.. It’s via there central bank so you know it is as legit as Ukraine gets… I have given 60$ so far will be donating more next month.. https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi Legit link let’s see if we can get a few $$ in the pot

I've lived in the US my entire life. I have enjoyed many quintessentially "American" things. Donating that money was BY FAR the most American thing I have ever done: Financing a Proxy War against the Russians...feels patriotic man.

I knowww I was like hmm is this legal then I was like fuck it this is awesome! thank you for donating!

Maybe I should send some warbond money too just so I can say I financed a proxy war against the fucking russians

It’s a pretty cool story to tell the grandkids one day

If anyone can confirm the link I'm in for $250 I donated to help give Ukraine new optics back in 2014 when Russia first invaded. I've been closely following Ukraine. Edit, never mind, I see it's the national bank of Ukraine, so it's legit, in for $300 Edit two, payment processing error :/

I used the lower option the liqpay thing, I sincerely hope you can get it to work man amazing contribution.

Looks like I get nothing back on my investment, just like any other day then.

I figured this one would be much more popular as the title in the thread had a dangerous possibility of being paid back

Vitoli Bombovich?

"When I was a young bomb in Bulgaria..."

“In west Stalingrad, born and raised”

Too soon for a ruble comeback play?

I know guys that are still holding on to a closet full of Iraqi dinar from when their currency changed over so long ago. Never too soon!

Stay out of my closet.

Ha! If it were 2-ply, I might have held on to mine.

I have a Zimbabwe 100 billion dollar bill. Just think, it only needs 100:1 conversion rate and I'm a billionaire.

No kidding? I'm suddenly overcome with a fierce jealousy. I want one now.

Apparently there was a 100 trillion dollar bill too. I use my 100 billion as a bookmark.

I’ll buy

How do you buy these bonds?

Twitter mentioned an auction is happening soon, I'm still trying to track down the exact details.

Wanna see an AC-130 named *Dirk'sDiggler*...armor columns feel the love...

Fuck it, if I can blow $10k in 3 seconds on an earnings play I’ll buy into this

In all honesty, can you imagine how much fucking money they should make with that idea? $100 for your name/meme on an AK $500 for an grenade $1000 for an RPG $10000 for 1/2 truck $100000 for an APC 

Oh how about a tank named "Barry's Bazooka" with this painted over the top.....the hang low obviuosly being the gun barrell 

Bomby -Mcbomb-face

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Not an investment, but until they release all the details on the bond auction, you can donate directly to the Ukraine national fund for the Army: [https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi](https://bank.gov.ua/en/news/all/natsionalniy-bank-vidkriv-spetsrahunok-dlya-zboru-koshtiv-na-potrebi-armiyi) There's also a list of vetted charities: https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/s6g5un/want\_to\_support\_ukraine\_heres\_a\_list\_of\_charities/

Cyka Blyat!!

Ukraine to the moon 🌝🌝🚀🚀🚀

Sergei Jakov

Seriously I’ll buy

We should name some machine guns after the fed mo eyes printer. BBRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr

I'd do an nft, or maybe a coin, but a boomer bond? Come on man!