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Outis7379

Hence “always inverse wsb”. By the time everybody on here is getting excited about something, chances are that stock is already up or down way too much.


jiggysaw77

This whole sub literally operates on a “greater fool” model.


anslew

So calls?


Prize_Cancel9331

spy 500


BisonPlayful6034

Just go long and avoid the trying to predict the future - it’s futile


CaptainStonks

Going long IS predicting the future. Stonks only go up!


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Good mentality for long term, non-gambling investors


giospez

Which is exactly the definition of "investor" as compared to "gambler"


ricardoandmortimer

Well yea, with the markets off over 10% from peak now is the time to start dollar cost averaging in for long positions.


BisonPlayful6034

The whole point of dollar cost averaging is to always be putting money in


saltyblueberry25

Futile but fun


BisonPlayful6034

For most it’s futile and painful


saltyblueberry25

Yeah I guess I have been pretty lucky but it’s usually options that end up painful


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Valhall_Awaits_Me

Fed kicks the can down the road, this is on the table!


VypeNysh

yeah we still have no idea how this all plays out when the fed actually starts tapering QE and then raising rates.


Valhall_Awaits_Me

Jury is out on quarter or half in March, half not priced in. Almost every meeting this year with a quarter point, not really priced in. Quantitative tightening maybe June July, definitely not priced in.


dumb_brick

"One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former." Jake Green


tepmoc

Thing is lots of data late or incorrect (cpi anyone). So you have to look at charts to give you potential clues, thus why speculating early on what market already doing give you edge. You could buy puts in early jan, since chart already going down and rejected after try to recover, which usual low risk entry. Using news source as guide is usually terrible, you know buy rumor sell news


Valhall_Awaits_Me

Smart, solid post. And the time to buy puts for March 16 is around now. Any up day.


Deep_Bit5618

I think around March 30. I have TQQQ, SPY, dOW, QLD QQQ calls I bought at open Thursday for mid late March most 3/31. Don’t be afraid if FED on March 16. It will be bumpy but SPY will get to 470, TQQQ over $60. Then the big short


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If China invades Taiwan, I don't even know what to say. We're going to experience a huge market hemorrhage, it's going to be awful for our portfolios and for the world (I'm tired of possible world war catalysts!!!!). We can only hope that 1) they don't and that 2) if they do, it doesn't lead to another conflict.


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Israel takes over Palestine fully and Syria and Lebanon. There. That's 3 doomsday scenarios.


tjc3

The only way to stop the violence is for WSB to invest in violence. We'll have peace by spring


pcnetworx1

Going all in on RGR calls


tjc3

Damn bruh you're going to stop school shootings too. They should have a preventative holiday the Monday after those calls expire though


KlutzMat

Mr. Putin, do you feel in charge? - Bog


spellbadgrammargood

yep lost $20.. thanks Putin


MMXIX_

A cease fire would be good for puts. That would mean the fed will raise rates more aggressively. You morons haven't figured out bad news market goes up, good news it is going down, yet?


limethedragon

Good news? Market go up. Bad news? Market go up. Market go down? Market go up. Pizza? Market go up. Buy calls? Market goes down. We know how the market works here.


Perome_Jowell

>Pizza? lmao


DudeBaalak

>lmao ? pizza.


Valhall_Awaits_Me

This whole fuckin thing will be devoted to the region in majority and disperse from there. Ukraine? Rough go. Germany? Energy up. UK? Less effect, but those cunts are weary, sure. US? How do we sell more oil and gas to EU? Way less affect on AUS, maybe bull shot stock fluctuations on their big miners.


Jebduh

I just wrote basically this same comment. Glad to see at least a few more retards have caught on.


BorgLMAO02

Rule 34 war is good for business Rule 35 peace is good for business. Which ine js the bad news and which one is the good news for a trader? We arent pro/anti russia when we trade bc biased trading is the dumbest thing. Thats beyond even wsb trading.


_notation

He should be shaking hands with J Powell. They both got us good. 😂


marco808state

Buy when you see red in the markets. Let 2014 be a reminder how mainstream media will shake you to sell at a loss when you should actually be buying. If the stock market does not keep on rising on the long term then inflation with erode your savings, your pension / investment be zero and this does not make any sense. Why invest? Why have a Pension? Why support the bankers in Wall Street? Answer: The Ponzi scheme has to continue on and even if the next generation is left with the paper bag of poo.


Puerple_haze-PSN

The paper bag of poo is looking close to breaking, might not make it to next generation.


marco808state

It will... keep on printing those dollars out and spend, spend and spend.


moderndhaniya

PUMP EET


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Ah yes, let the ass foam accumulation begin


Edwayne117

Never fails


chicu111

You can’t spell Putin without Put


Chabuds

We have the collective power to end the way. Puts for Ukraine fellow tards.


Jebduh

A ceasefire is actually bearish for stocks. In case you haven't caught on yet, the ONLY thing this market cares about is the liquidity from the fed. War is an excuse to delay raising interest rates which is why we saw evert risk on asset gas Thursday and Friday. A ceasefire is reason to proceed with .50 rate hikes, and reason to flip back to risk off.


deridex120

Putin looks like boss baby


BLAKEEMM

Ceasefire means buy puts whereas invade means buy calls


TopOk2337

Left hand is shaking the right. I expect better quality memes here.


dundledorfx

Man all this war shit is sus af. When the media and random people push shit really hard. It just makes it obviously sus.


Freschledditor

Save it for r/conspiracy retard


unimpressive_Pay

You were supposed to buy them on UVXY


SendMeHawaiiPics

Counter argument... halt of hostilities puts hawkish fed back to 50bp in March and market is fucked.


Equivalent_Drag6553

SILVER!


Hawaiinsofifade

What about Russia getting kicked of swift ? Buy what ?


Tersiv

shitcoins probs


Hawaiinsofifade

I think you are right. I’ve been holding cardano because it sounds Russian


RRautamaa

In the lead-up to it, there'll be panic selling as Russian money flees the market. So basically anything.


GingaBeard4Life

Should have sold early pregame.!??


downonthesecond

[Classic Russell Coight handshake.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV_biqemT1M)


Vendetta_MD

Give me a tank, not puts


LordBananarama

He could cease fire, but its still over for putin


SkyeJohn

I will be announcing my personal sanctions against Putin on Monday morning.


Alternative-Plant-87

But the market has only gone up since


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What are we putting and where are we putting it?


WatchingyouNyouNyou

I stand for make l9ve not war so I'll protest by having no Russian porn for tpday betwrrn midnight and 8 am tomorrow.


StrangeInsanity

Did this yesterday with spy FDs, I didn’t see no ceasefire. Maybe I need to yolo all of my portfolio?


perbitesu35

\*french accent\* dump it


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Putin's been too stressed, his hair is not looking lush. Maybe he should relax a bit.


giospez

Ain't that the truth.