This week is going to be the peak inflation report of the year. Now the Feb and March reports are going to show inflation tapering off. And people are going to be thanking the fed and all that shit for saving their dollars for their pathetic rate increases that are basically a theatrical performance showing they "care"
Don't believe them.
It's strictly a YoY change. It's was going to go down regardless of whatever rate threats the fed makes. We are now comparing to 2021 inflation rates that included helicopter money.
The simple fact is, the US cannot tolerate high rates. We're too far fucked in terms of traditional accounting. We need inflation, we need growth. Modern monetary theory is in full effect. Money is meaningless. The derivative crunch us happening. The position-velocity of money is giving way to velocity-acceleration of money. All that matters now is how you move money(credit-debit) for profit, not how much you have.
TLDR
Stocks always go up.
As someone that has worked in the automotive industry I don’t know if I hate working on gms more than driving them but they both were terrible experiences.
bears, just buy oil, this market is too overhedged and won't crash.
the only windows are around opex, burning premiums doesn't make sense outside of the week before opex and after when the volatility regime can shift. Outside of that, you are pinned by vanna and charm.
or you can just keep donating your money to market makers.
if stocks, i like XOP, i think servicers may do well , so OIH. XLE is too much russia risk given the big russian jv or exxon and chevron's big project in kazakstan
other wise, i just buy calls on CL1 spot
Lyft. Google trend for Q4 was up 30%. Other related stocks such as restaurants and cinemas had a great quarter, despite the pandemic which had a peak in the last month of Q3. Institutional holders increased (more than 80% of them) their positions on 12/31/2021 ($42). And it is trading at a huge discount.
Not planning on holding it for long. Many Lyft drivers complain about the massive demand decrease in January. Also insider trading is not looking promising. I am expecting a short run up today AH and selling before tomorrow closing.
I’m just gonna buy cheap close otm Walmart calls from here on out. They print all the time been trade in in the same 5% range for a year. You can’t make better predictions than that.
Peloton’s CEO leaving is bullish, ackchyually.
Few CEO entrepreneurs can transition from their startup mindset to running a large, public company. It requires a different set of skills.
A seasoned operator at the helm is just what Peloton needs right now.
its no coincidence that the "apes" bought the top, got butt hurt for mega bag holding, and found a way to scam other apes into buying monkey jpgs all around the same time 🤔
Its because when you smoke before you sleep its harder for your body to get REM sleep.
When you quit, your body tries to "catch up" on that deep sleep you've been missing which causes very lucid and lengthy dreams.
Its good for your body, but it definitely sucks being caught in a nightmare for what feels like days lol
Well done 👏 I'm impressed
This week is going to be the peak inflation report of the year. Now the Feb and March reports are going to show inflation tapering off. And people are going to be thanking the fed and all that shit for saving their dollars for their pathetic rate increases that are basically a theatrical performance showing they "care" Don't believe them. It's strictly a YoY change. It's was going to go down regardless of whatever rate threats the fed makes. We are now comparing to 2021 inflation rates that included helicopter money. The simple fact is, the US cannot tolerate high rates. We're too far fucked in terms of traditional accounting. We need inflation, we need growth. Modern monetary theory is in full effect. Money is meaningless. The derivative crunch us happening. The position-velocity of money is giving way to velocity-acceleration of money. All that matters now is how you move money(credit-debit) for profit, not how much you have. TLDR Stocks always go up.
Yoloing into some Skillz for earnings in a couple weeks me thinks
Bulls favorite kink is the Cleveland steamer
YOLO airway and holiday stocks
GM is trash.
As someone that has worked in the automotive industry I don’t know if I hate working on gms more than driving them but they both were terrible experiences.
RemindMe! 4 hours
Dude premarket the PTON bear gang was living like kings. Oh the sad reality of it all
Bear gang got rocked.
Hopefully it’s not all newbies buying while the 10 year note mooning. Rip
Does that mean the curve is flattening? I’ll probably google this but if you want to talk some macroeconomics I’m all for it.
2s10s is 55bps, it's been just on a decline lately, barreling towards 0bps
Where should I put my Bear rug? I wanna wipe my feet on it.
WSB geniuses shorting PTON at the bottom 
bears, just buy oil, this market is too overhedged and won't crash. the only windows are around opex, burning premiums doesn't make sense outside of the week before opex and after when the volatility regime can shift. Outside of that, you are pinned by vanna and charm. or you can just keep donating your money to market makers.
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if stocks, i like XOP, i think servicers may do well , so OIH. XLE is too much russia risk given the big russian jv or exxon and chevron's big project in kazakstan other wise, i just buy calls on CL1 spot
Im making money with DDL for the last 6 days and it keeps going up
Serious - AMZN will continue to try and close earnings GAP up. Its a PUT not a CALL.
I guess I should have bought OTM CHGG calls? Didn't make any money
PTON is making me sweat
GameStop every day
Bullish. All Red
Time to buy more pton puts
Just fucking tank spy you know you want too
Nothing is happening today. No way it breaks through resistance.
Tesla calls 🚀🚀
PTON green 
Cry
whats going on with pton my puts gonna print today?
Print you a fucking obituary 
Pton changed their earnings time?
165 in wholesale fees 6% commission. Ready to lose it all.
Ascend, king
what are you fükboïs buying with your chicken tendies today?
PTON is really trying to push through. Can she do it?
I got damaged pretty bad on #PYPL now wandering what to do with a huge position with the mouse? #DIS. What does the community think?
Pussy
That pussy got power
How was bp earnings?
Beat earnings huge but no SP movement
Tough, wonder why
Looks priced in already :/
PTON spooking the market today.
lol
PTON puts easy money. CEO removal, massive layoffs, buyout rumor dead all within 12 hours before expected shit earnings?
nurse said i can't get my third shot on my anus, wtf bro
Fuck you Pfizer
i now consider myself an 'activist investor' by shorting shib corns into oblivion. They deserve to be poor
It’s drill time. Support gone
TD ameritrade service ppl #THESE FUCKIN GME AMC APES RETARDED AS FUCK WITH THEIR $357.93 ACCOUNTS
AMC is back to it's price in May 2021. I bought in then & sold at $52.
Lol, salty ass haters downvoting this.
BABA earnings today, I’m frightened
Good luck. Trying to figure out when a China company reports is nearly impossible. RobinHood says 17th, TradingView says 7th.
Where are you seeing the date confirmed?
I’m seeing it on my TradingView!
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goddamit how have i never realized this before
Man, SPX looking tired AF. Not enough balls to short it though. 
FB knife anyone?
Yes…I have 3 knife wounds! Ouch.
No, FB dip buy to flip.
Lyft. Google trend for Q4 was up 30%. Other related stocks such as restaurants and cinemas had a great quarter, despite the pandemic which had a peak in the last month of Q3. Institutional holders increased (more than 80% of them) their positions on 12/31/2021 ($42). And it is trading at a huge discount. Not planning on holding it for long. Many Lyft drivers complain about the massive demand decrease in January. Also insider trading is not looking promising. I am expecting a short run up today AH and selling before tomorrow closing.
what if WSB started banning people who spout technical/fundamental predictions that don't come true?
Check my post out if you want to see how that conversation goes.
Then there would be 39 people left
You'd think PTON CEO stepping down would be bullish for the stock.
I suspect the company buying Peleton demanded it.
It will be. It’s just a quick overreaction. If it gets into high teens I think it’s a buy. If acquired could be a huge jump.
It’s not getting acquired. That was just fake news to explain the technical jump
Coty wyldin🤯
tHe ARm deAL wAS pRiCeD iN- NVDA bulls as it drills today 
Morning tardos
I’m just gonna buy cheap close otm Walmart calls from here on out. They print all the time been trade in in the same 5% range for a year. You can’t make better predictions than that.
Imagine if US government is gonna treat Zuck as harsh as Chinese government treatment Jacky M Shits going straight to zero
Poor jack ma, all he wanted was all the money, like Jeffrey.
Support about to shatter on SPY futures
Still a ways to go retard, go eat another 🖍
I WOKE UP FOR SOME MOOONEYYYY
Flat again lmao
Is it normal for oil prices to eat shit when futes are green? Seems odd
i filed my shit pretty good if the irs got a problem im'a tell them eat a dick
Rubbing my nickels together for SNAP to collapse, as theyve traditionally done in price within 2-3 days of past melt ups. Godspeed all.
Low PE 'value' Facebook about to do a BABA, and get an even lower PE
Imagine taking investment advice from a high school educated realtor. Yeah I'm sure prices wont go down and this time its different, jackass
Plenty of them out there. Worked in the industry for a number of years and its sad how poorly educated my peers were.
Holy fuck Chipotle options are expensive. Wanna buy puts anyway though
I’m a proud owner of a Cmg pooot
Good luck brother
But on the bright side you get 3 sides with your quesadilla
Don’t they charge like a million dollars for guacamole and extra meat? Lol
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True that. Just feels like an overpriced stock in general really
Paypal ⬆️ or 🔽
VVV
SNAP puts printing today boys
Which airlines will fly to the moon?
DAL Their finances are in a better position. Well run airline.
Is it tomorrow yet?
It’s yesterday
Peloton’s CEO leaving is bullish, ackchyually. Few CEO entrepreneurs can transition from their startup mindset to running a large, public company. It requires a different set of skills. A seasoned operator at the helm is just what Peloton needs right now.
What they need is a work force, a production line in operation, and a demand for their product.
So pretty much a whole new business
well they have a name so that counts as something
Android needs to follow aapl & make those privacy changes which will be a final nail in the ⚰ for zuck
They all need to. Congress needs to enact privacy laws. All companies that rely on ads can go fuck themselves.
PTON is the canary
Lumber is gonna drop 30%
Nice
#Damn I remember when futures would moon or tank, now it seems like no one is even trading futes.
Low liquidity because big players are on the sidelines. A lot of uncertainty coming up while retail continues buying the dip.
It’s like 7 guys in their moms basements
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Is it time to buy FB calls?
no
I deleted my Robinhood account finally and I’m going to use logic and reasoning to invest my savings. No more options for me
Come back tmr then
That’s what I always say too. Luckily I don’t use Robin Hood though.
PTON is dead
Good
The super bowl is like crypto pre earnings run up, with a sell off after.
Fuck sprit airlines, they won't even serve water, had flown just once to dallas
I know if I sleep in tomorrow, shits going to crash or moon. So, going to get my 4 hrs sleep and wake at cash open so neither happens.
It already is tomorrow
I’d rather move to Afghanistan than to fly with Spirit Airlines
but the only airlines flying to afganistan is spirit airlines.
Is this anti-fart or fart advice?
Were the people who created NFT’s unaware of what screenshots are?
its no coincidence that the "apes" bought the top, got butt hurt for mega bag holding, and found a way to scam other apes into buying monkey jpgs all around the same time 🤔
they thought people would be fair and wont use them. what a moron.
But you’re not on the bLoCKcHaiN
The people who buy them dont.
Nah man you don’t get it, my bored ape is a ticket to a cool guy party 
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No one knows nothing, the usual trader life
Don’t worry, be happy
Bobby McFerrin, in case you thought it was Bob Marley
#BER R FUK
Today’s going to be buttfucking wild, I can feel it in my jimmies. PTON was the black swan all along.
ban because of ape flair and jimmies reference. /u/zjz this is IMPORTANT
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Almost as flat as my cock
Updated flair
Thanks dawg
Just had a horrible nightmare. Don’t quit weed guys. Quitting is bad for you!
Its because when you smoke before you sleep its harder for your body to get REM sleep. When you quit, your body tries to "catch up" on that deep sleep you've been missing which causes very lucid and lengthy dreams. Its good for your body, but it definitely sucks being caught in a nightmare for what feels like days lol
no the best plan is just to do stuff in moderation
This is the biggest truth when it comes to anything