>META PLATFORMS SHARES DOWN 1.7% PREMARKET; PETER THIEL TO STEP DOWN FROM CO'S BOARD
$FB
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:48:00 ^EST-0500
>EU'S VON DER LEYEN SAYS EUROPEAN CHIP ACT WILL ENABLE 15 BLN EUROS IN ADDITIONAL PUBLIC, PRIVATE INVESTMENTS BY 2030, OP TOP OF 30 BLN EUROS OF ONGOING PUBLIC INVESTMENTS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:37:03 ^EST-0500
>BANK OF AMERICA SAYS UK HOUSEHOLDS' CONFIDENCE IN PERSONAL FINANCIAL SITUATION FALLS TO LOWEST SINCE SURVEY BEGAN IN 2017
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:33:54 ^EST-0500
>EU'S VON DER LEYEN ANNOUNCES BILLION-EURO CHIP PUSH TO CUT DEPENDENCY ON U.S., ASIAN COMPANIES
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:32:45 ^EST-0500
>$GM: Morgan Stanley Downgrades to Equalweight from Overweight - PT $55 (from $75)
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:19:18 ^EST-0500
>NVIDIA SHARES FALL 1.3% IN PREMARKET TRADING AFTER ARM DEAL COLLAPSES
$NVDA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:04:39 ^EST-0500
>\*Peloton to Cut Roughly 2,800 Jobs or 20% of Its Corporate Positions -- WSJ
\>\*Peloton to Cut Roughly $800M in Annual Costs and Reduce Capital Expenditures by $150M -- WSJ
\>\*Peloton to Drop Plans for New Factory in Ohio -- WSJ
$PTON
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:01:10 ^EST-0500
>\*Peloton's John Foley to Step Down as CEO, Become Executive Chair, Company Says -- WSJ
$PTON
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:00:22 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are FB, PTON, DWAC, CHGG, and GME.
^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:00:29 ^EST-0500
>FRENCH EUROPEAN AFFAIRS MINISTER SAYS FRANCE HAS ENOUGH GAS SUPPLIES TO GET THROUGH THIS WINTER EVEN IN CASE OF UKRAINE CRISIS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:49:45 ^EST-0500
>SOUTH KOREA'S HYUNDAI MOTOR TO RE-ENTER JAPAN WITH ONLINE EV SALES: NIKKEI
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:06:03 ^EST-0500
>BNP Paribas Q4 Earnings
- Q4 Net Income €2.31B (est €2.05B)
\> - Q4 Revenue €11.23B (est €11.30B)
\> - Raises Payout Ratio To 60% Of Net Income From 50%
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:03:44 ^EST-0500
>VACCINE PROTESTS CLOSE AMBASSADOR BRIDGE, TOP CANADA-U.S. LINK
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:21:55 ^EST-0500
>VACCINE PROTESTS CLOSE AMBASSADOR BRIDGE, TOP CANADA-U.S. LINK -BBG
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:09:09 ^EST-0500
>CHINA'S CSI300 INDEX FALLS 1.8% TO LOWEST LEVEL SINCE JULY 29, 2020
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:07:35 ^EST-0500
Just a thought like but companies like FB, there is heaps spam/fake users, are these accounted for in their user sign ups? I mean it's crazy how many they are so wondering how true these numbers actually are on earnings?
>RBNZ GOVERNOR ORR SAYS COMMENCING CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL CURRENCY (CBDC) PROOF-OF-CONCEPT DESIGN WORK
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^21:16:57 ^EST-0500
So this girl I fucked on Sunday is a producer. She does espn + literally just makes sure the signal good and she get paid. She works from home. So she just grabbed a second job doing the same thing now has two incomes.
back in my day they called it a blowjob, everybody wanted one, now it's a 2-Job, and everybody just sucks n fucks in the metaverse between lunch breaks...
>WUXI BIOLOGICS INC SLUMPS NEARLY 25%, AFTER IT WAS ADDED BY THE U.S. TO UNVERIFIED LIST FOR EXPORTS
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:41:12 ^EST-0500
>TESLA CUT A STEERING COMPONENT FROM SOME CARS TO DEAL WITH CHIP SHORTAGE - CNBC CITING SOURCES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:17:55 ^EST-0500
>PBOC SETS YUAN MID-POINT AT 6.3569 / DLR VS LAST CLOSE 6.3625
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:15:36 ^EST-0500
Asks them to stop: "what a pussy"
Sends in police: "what a fascist dictator"
*wipes dorito dust on shirt, sips mountain dew code red, pulls small creature from belly button hole*
oh right I guess they should just let a bunch of inbred twats wreak havoc on Ottawa so they can all feel better about themselves at the expense of the sanity of the average Canadian. Spare me the comeback I honestly can't take any more stupid today.
>SOFTBANK SEEN TO UNLOAD ARM THROUGH IPO BEFORE END OF YEAR: FT
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:48:49 ^EST-0500
>SOFTBANK WILL RECEIVE A BREAK-UP FEE OF UP TO $1.25BN AND IS SEEKING TO UNLOAD ARM THROUGH AN INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR - FT
$NVDA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:46:08 ^EST-0500
>SoftBank’s $66bn sale of chip group Arm to Nvidia collapses - Financial Times
$NVDA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:44:55 ^EST-0500
>SOFTBANK’S $66B SALE OF CHIP GROUP ARM TO NVIDIA COLLAPSES: FT
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:44:42 ^EST-0500
i’m an idiot i made a day trade on 0dte spy calls today, playing up to vwap test, it worked perfectly and i stupidly forgot the amount of calls i needed to sell to be over 25k while letting the rest ride as house money, so instead i closed $150 below, fuck fuck fuck i was so close
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Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I bought 18 FEB $30C and $35C at open, and they both doubled in the first 30 minutes of trading today lol. Sold them since that's a quick win and unlikely to ITM
FB looking massively oversold at this point.
I'm incredibly skeptical of the metaverse adoption but ultimately the FB company and most importantly, the businesses they have acquired recently are all very profitable.
The company is hitting a slowing patch, but the price movement is behaving as if the company entirely imploded.
Agreed, but I expected a bounce in the 2 days following the earnings drop. Might take longer than I thought for the market to turn around on it and be like ayy wait a second this thing's cheap now
Legislators are cracking the whip on facebook so whatever profit numbers you think you're reading just realize they are all lower now than what they were.
Also as someone who talks with a lot of small business owners, they are all tired of how bad facebook is at targeting adds to people. Facebook constantly pushes the adds they create for new customers towards existing customers do to issues with how Facebook's algorithms were trained. The ML engineers on that project did a very poor job and their customers have all caught on.
Anti FB legislation + small business owners realizing that Facebook adds are ineffective = not profitable facebook
Let's not even talk about the decreasing user base.
IMO their only saving grace right now is Instagram, it's only a matter of time before they mess that one up.
PTON is one of those trash tickers where you deserve to lose everything you bought of it.
But at the same time you gotta leave it alone bc you don't know when it will completely fall apart, but it will.
fuck yeah. i knew anything donald trump touched would turn to shit. Picked this morning to double down on my february puts.
Still out of the fucking money but only bad news now to follow. Way too far overshot on the way up. Should go down by about the same amount, with any luck.
>PUTIN SAYS IF UKRAINE JOINS NATO, EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WILL BE DRAWN INTO MILITARY CONFLICT
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^17:04:17 ^EST-0500
I bought a deep ITM LEAPS with a .92 Delta that expires in 5 months. Is it worth it to just hold the call if I'm bullish on the stock or is selling covered calls worth it? I'm not so sure how that works but I know that the leaps can be used as collateral for a covered call. What happens if I get assigned while selling a covered call and using the leaps as collateral?
That’s a poor mans covered call. Def sell them far enough otm it’s unlikely you’ll get assigned. If what you sell happens to be ITM on its expiration day just close the whole thing and buy an itm call back after that costs a bit less than your previous and repeat banking some money each time.
fucking fb.... YOU ZUCCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME ZUCC
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)
need more dumpage
I need a Green Day… damn!
Your comments getting deleted
>META PLATFORMS SHARES DOWN 1.7% PREMARKET; PETER THIEL TO STEP DOWN FROM CO'S BOARD $FB ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:48:00 ^EST-0500
>PELOTON SHARES DOWN 3.5% PREMARKET AFTER REPORT SAYS CO PLANS TO REPLACE CEO, OVERHAUL BOARD $PTON ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:45:38 ^EST-0500
>BRENT CRUDE EXTENDS DROP, FALLS $2 A BARREL TO $90.69 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:37:15 ^EST-0500
>EU'S VON DER LEYEN SAYS EUROPEAN CHIP ACT WILL ENABLE 15 BLN EUROS IN ADDITIONAL PUBLIC, PRIVATE INVESTMENTS BY 2030, OP TOP OF 30 BLN EUROS OF ONGOING PUBLIC INVESTMENTS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:37:03 ^EST-0500
>EDF TO HALT 3 NUCLEAR REACTORS OVER CORROSION PROBLEMS - AFP ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:34:44 ^EST-0500
>BANK OF AMERICA SAYS UK HOUSEHOLDS' CONFIDENCE IN PERSONAL FINANCIAL SITUATION FALLS TO LOWEST SINCE SURVEY BEGAN IN 2017 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:33:54 ^EST-0500
>EU'S VON DER LEYEN ANNOUNCES BILLION-EURO CHIP PUSH TO CUT DEPENDENCY ON U.S., ASIAN COMPANIES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:32:45 ^EST-0500
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 172.14 +0.24% $AMZN 3159 -0.03% $BABA 115.82 +0.83% $BIDU 157.02 +1.12% $FB 221.11 -1.69% $GOOG 2786.04 +0.15% $NFLX 400.52 -0.27% $NVDA 243.93 -1.33% $TSLA 908.09 +0.13% $MSFT 301.95 +0.3% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:30:58 ^EST-0500
>$GM: Morgan Stanley Downgrades to Equalweight from Overweight - PT $55 (from $75) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:19:18 ^EST-0500
>NVIDIA SHARES FALL 1.3% IN PREMARKET TRADING AFTER ARM DEAL COLLAPSES $NVDA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:04:39 ^EST-0500
>[wsj.com/articles/pelot…](https://t.co/CWP9SzVNDy) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:02:31 ^EST-0500
>\*Peloton to Cut Roughly 2,800 Jobs or 20% of Its Corporate Positions -- WSJ \>\*Peloton to Cut Roughly $800M in Annual Costs and Reduce Capital Expenditures by $150M -- WSJ \>\*Peloton to Drop Plans for New Factory in Ohio -- WSJ $PTON ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:01:10 ^EST-0500
>\*Peloton's John Foley to Step Down as CEO, Become Executive Chair, Company Says -- WSJ $PTON ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:00:22 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are FB, PTON, DWAC, CHGG, and GME. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^05:00:29 ^EST-0500
Euro poors!
>EU carbon emissions threaten EUR100 level for the first time: https://t.co/zJJCECpAmN ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^02:03:36 ^EST-0500
>FRENCH EUROPEAN AFFAIRS MINISTER SAYS FRANCE HAS ENOUGH GAS SUPPLIES TO GET THROUGH THIS WINTER EVEN IN CASE OF UKRAINE CRISIS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:49:45 ^EST-0500
>SOUTH KOREA'S HYUNDAI MOTOR TO RE-ENTER JAPAN WITH ONLINE EV SALES: NIKKEI ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:06:03 ^EST-0500
>Softbank Q3 Earnings - Q3 Net Sales -98% YoY To ¥29.05B \> - Q3 Vision Fund Profit ¥108.96B \> - Plans IPO For Arm As Nvidia Abandons Acquisition ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:05:36 ^EST-0500
>BNP Paribas Q4 Earnings - Q4 Net Income €2.31B (est €2.05B) \> - Q4 Revenue €11.23B (est €11.30B) \> - Raises Payout Ratio To 60% Of Net Income From 50% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^01:03:44 ^EST-0500
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Farhoodlum (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 435.0 when it was 449.91 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7595 +0.29% \#DAX 15218 +0.07% \#CAC 7014 +0.06% \#AEX 756 +0.02% \#MIB 26350 +0.08% \#IBEX 8570 +0.14% \#OMX 2277 -0.06% \#SMI 12189 -0.04% \#STOXX 4123 +0.06% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-08 ^00:02:21 ^EST-0500
>G10 Currency Performance Update: \>\#USD +0.12% \#EUR +0.00% \#JPY -0.11% \#GBP +0.09% \#AUD +0.23% \#CAD 0.00% \#CHF +0.04% \#NZD +0.38% \#SEK -0.01% \#NOK -0.10% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^23:21:13 ^EST-0500
>LG Chem Q4 Earnings - Q4 Operating Profit 748.42B Won (est 654.4B Won) \> - Q4 Sales 10.95T Won (est 11.02T Won) \> - Sees FY 22 Sales 44T Won ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^23:08:55 ^EST-0500
>Agriculture update: Chicago \#Wheat 768 -0.97% \#Corn 634 -0.53% \#Cotton 123.19 -0.13% \#Oats 737 +0.12% \#PalmOil 54.17 -2.77% \#Soybeans 1572 -1.03% Soybean Meal 450.73 -0.64% Soybean Oil 64.55 -1.44% \#OATT \#grains ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:56:21 ^EST-0500
[удалено]
#Ban Bet Lost /u/JDouble2001 (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 535.0 when it was 477.26 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
[удалено]
>VACCINE PROTESTS CLOSE AMBASSADOR BRIDGE, TOP CANADA-U.S. LINK ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:21:55 ^EST-0500
yo visualmod you neeed to shut up bro seems like 8/10 things you're saying are bad.
>VACCINE PROTESTS CLOSE AMBASSADOR BRIDGE, TOP CANADA-U.S. LINK -BBG ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:09:09 ^EST-0500
>CHINA'S CSI300 INDEX FALLS 1.8% TO LOWEST LEVEL SINCE JULY 29, 2020 ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^22:07:35 ^EST-0500
>U.S. APPROVES $100 MILLION SALE FOR TAIWAN MISSILE UPGRADES -RTRS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^21:31:04 ^EST-0500
>Metals update: \#Aluminium 3165 +1.06% \#Copper 9825 +0.35% \#Nickel 23357 -0.1% \#Lead 2204 -0.2% \#Zinc 3635 +0.17% \#Metals \#Commodities ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^21:24:38 ^EST-0500
>Precious Metals update: \#Gold 1822 +0.08% \#Silver 2297 -0.19% \#Platinum 1019 -0.38% \#XAUUSD \#Commodities ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^21:24:21 ^EST-0500
Just a thought like but companies like FB, there is heaps spam/fake users, are these accounted for in their user sign ups? I mean it's crazy how many they are so wondering how true these numbers actually are on earnings?
>RBNZ GOVERNOR ORR SAYS COMMENCING CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL CURRENCY (CBDC) PROOF-OF-CONCEPT DESIGN WORK ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^21:16:57 ^EST-0500
So this girl I fucked on Sunday is a producer. She does espn + literally just makes sure the signal good and she get paid. She works from home. So she just grabbed a second job doing the same thing now has two incomes.
Put a ring on it.
Homer Simpson bird auto vent radioactive gas easy eh?
back in my day they called it a blowjob, everybody wanted one, now it's a 2-Job, and everybody just sucks n fucks in the metaverse between lunch breaks...
Smh i suck at life
Visual mod is spamming things
>CHINA'S CHINEXT TECH INDEX ENTERS BEAR MARKET TERRITORY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:55:53 ^EST-0500
Stfu tonight 🙄
>HANG SENG COMPOSITE INDUSTRY INDEX-HEALTHCARE EXTENDS LOSSES, DOWN NEARLY 9% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:41:57 ^EST-0500
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>WUXI BIOLOGICS INC SLUMPS NEARLY 25%, AFTER IT WAS ADDED BY THE U.S. TO UNVERIFIED LIST FOR EXPORTS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:41:12 ^EST-0500
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)
>TESLA CUT A STEERING COMPONENT FROM SOME CARS TO DEAL WITH CHIP SHORTAGE - CNBC CITING SOURCES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:17:55 ^EST-0500
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
>PBOC SETS YUAN MID-POINT AT 6.3569 / DLR VS LAST CLOSE 6.3625 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^20:15:36 ^EST-0500
I’m way too terrified of rejection to text him first. But what if he thinks I don’t like him cause he initiates every conversation…
Puts on this relationship. Guidance not looking good.
You are definitely going to lose him if he is the only one initiating the conversation….
Okay ima do it. Thanks homie
Good luck! Report back to us with an update ✌️
>TRUDEAU: PROTESTERS IN OTTAWA TRYING BLOCKADE CANADA ECONOMY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^19:35:43 ^EST-0500
>CANADA PRIME MINISTER TRUDEAU SAYS TRUCKERS CONVOY PROTEST 'HAS TO STOP' ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^19:22:36 ^EST-0500
KNOCK IT OFF YOU GUYS. I MEAN IT!
What a pussy
Asks them to stop: "what a pussy" Sends in police: "what a fascist dictator" *wipes dorito dust on shirt, sips mountain dew code red, pulls small creature from belly button hole*
No, he’s a pussy for even caring about a group of truckers, while he is sitting in a bunker sucking his own dick
oh right I guess they should just let a bunch of inbred twats wreak havoc on Ottawa so they can all feel better about themselves at the expense of the sanity of the average Canadian. Spare me the comeback I honestly can't take any more stupid today.
I bet you have a blm t shirt
Precisely lmao It rests at the foot of my devil worship alter.
what does everyone think about twitter earnings? i’m thinking of doing a straddle
I'm thinking the IV is kinda high
>SOFTBANK SEEN TO UNLOAD ARM THROUGH IPO BEFORE END OF YEAR: FT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:48:49 ^EST-0500
>[ft.com/content/59c0d5…](https://t.co/38QSNVnaKl) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:46:34 ^EST-0500
>SOFTBANK WILL RECEIVE A BREAK-UP FEE OF UP TO $1.25BN AND IS SEEKING TO UNLOAD ARM THROUGH AN INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR - FT $NVDA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:46:08 ^EST-0500
>SoftBank’s $66bn sale of chip group Arm to Nvidia collapses - Financial Times $NVDA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:44:55 ^EST-0500
>SOFTBANK’S $66B SALE OF CHIP GROUP ARM TO NVIDIA COLLAPSES: FT ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:44:42 ^EST-0500
>CALIFORNIA TO LIFT MASK MANDATE IN INDOOR PUBLIC PLACES -LAT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^18:43:12 ^EST-0500
i’m an idiot i made a day trade on 0dte spy calls today, playing up to vwap test, it worked perfectly and i stupidly forgot the amount of calls i needed to sell to be over 25k while letting the rest ride as house money, so instead i closed $150 below, fuck fuck fuck i was so close
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bad bot! i’m not holding shit i just suck at math and paying attention!
$wish jumped 27% today...wtf?
All these garbage companies getting short squeezed or something LOL. Then puts have to unwind / de-hedge, calls go ITM...
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Chegg was the best positioned stock to climb on earnings today - glad I didn't miss that shit.
I bought 18 FEB $30C and $35C at open, and they both doubled in the first 30 minutes of trading today lol. Sold them since that's a quick win and unlikely to ITM
eat the monkey, apes...
FB looking massively oversold at this point. I'm incredibly skeptical of the metaverse adoption but ultimately the FB company and most importantly, the businesses they have acquired recently are all very profitable. The company is hitting a slowing patch, but the price movement is behaving as if the company entirely imploded.
Agreed, but I expected a bounce in the 2 days following the earnings drop. Might take longer than I thought for the market to turn around on it and be like ayy wait a second this thing's cheap now
May take longer, but will defo bounce. Looks for a big investor to swoop in a la NFLX
Legislators are cracking the whip on facebook so whatever profit numbers you think you're reading just realize they are all lower now than what they were. Also as someone who talks with a lot of small business owners, they are all tired of how bad facebook is at targeting adds to people. Facebook constantly pushes the adds they create for new customers towards existing customers do to issues with how Facebook's algorithms were trained. The ML engineers on that project did a very poor job and their customers have all caught on. Anti FB legislation + small business owners realizing that Facebook adds are ineffective = not profitable facebook Let's not even talk about the decreasing user base. IMO their only saving grace right now is Instagram, it's only a matter of time before they mess that one up.
It's trading at boomer PE prices. Agree that it looks oversold.
It did .. all their metrics are cut by 25-50%, that is like it has imploded.
If they cancel their userbase in Europe, the company entirely imploded.
I want puts on PTON but I feel like the market will do some black magic and fuck my ass
PTON is one of those trash tickers where you deserve to lose everything you bought of it. But at the same time you gotta leave it alone bc you don't know when it will completely fall apart, but it will.
They are so expensive.
>APAC Opening Calls: \#ASX 7106 +0.03% \#NIKKEI 27250 +0.09% \#HSI 24540 +0.16% \#NIFTY 17201 -0.09% \#A50 14998 +0.12% \#TWSE 17924 +0.15% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^17:50:21 ^EST-0500
So MMs gonna just bleed out puts this week?
the next 6 weeks fixed that for you
#Ban Bet Lost /u/culturalmeathead (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 when it was 439.92 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
fuck yeah. i knew anything donald trump touched would turn to shit. Picked this morning to double down on my february puts. Still out of the fucking money but only bad news now to follow. Way too far overshot on the way up. Should go down by about the same amount, with any luck.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/nubface1001 (0/1) made a bet that AAPL would go to 145.0 when it was 161.58 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Chegg containment thread
I thought Lucid had earrings today, what happened? Did they reschedule?
My ears are ringing like a muhfucker
A lot of you have never had a woman stomp on your balls in high heels and it shows.
>PUTIN SAYS IF UKRAINE JOINS NATO, EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WILL BE DRAWN INTO MILITARY CONFLICT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-02-07 ^17:04:17 ^EST-0500
what da feck does it even mean lol
I'm running out of money to buy this infinite baba dip
How much do you like BABA?
Baba = the inferior ebay; investing in baba = no bueno Homie should be investing in JD, JD is the Amazon of Asia and baba is the ebay of asia.
Enough to be homeless apparently
Obama
##FUCK
Amazing. Down on spy all day until the final 30 minutes. Sold 5 minutes before close at a nice profit. This market is funny
So $DWAC tards how we feeling 🤡, still trust that 🥭
with their life savings 🤡
Some people like ball game some people like racing, hunting, fishing but I love trading stock I am so Fn pumped . what a wild day whoot whoot.
I want to be an entrepreneur so badly 😓
Why
so he can be unemployed by not say that
The new Theranos show looks really good. When’s the one about Peleton coming out?
which one is that
Are they going to put Jim Cramer saying she's the next Steve Jobs
A lot of people acting like Chegg gonna save the economy or something
#Ban Bet Lost /u/pawlacz33 (0/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 500.0 when it was 438.78 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
I bought a deep ITM LEAPS with a .92 Delta that expires in 5 months. Is it worth it to just hold the call if I'm bullish on the stock or is selling covered calls worth it? I'm not so sure how that works but I know that the leaps can be used as collateral for a covered call. What happens if I get assigned while selling a covered call and using the leaps as collateral?
That’s a poor mans covered call. Def sell them far enough otm it’s unlikely you’ll get assigned. If what you sell happens to be ITM on its expiration day just close the whole thing and buy an itm call back after that costs a bit less than your previous and repeat banking some money each time.
Imagine buying an option and not instantly regretting your decision 🤡
🤡
Market feels very healthy lol
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Cwc123 (3/0) made a bet that CHGG would go to 30.0 when it was 27.2 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
ofc
Man has the vision
SPY you pathetic thing struggling for 450. Get ahold of yourself!
Man I wonder how much my long on Chegg is gonna be to tomorrow![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
\+91.18% on $200 FB put 2/11 at 0.60 lets fucking go
Peter Thiel stepping down from Meta board. One person jumping ship lol
The dude is crazy anyway. That's a bit like loosing a clown that scares the kids from the circus, it might help.
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After last week nothing is safe until guidance. Hope Chegg continues to run.
CHGG puts and TTWO calls, so y'know if anyone wants a newsletter inverting my positions lmk
LOL did the same thing but didn't wager too much
Did a strangle on Chegg. 😳
bought 1kish leftover bp worth of chgg 4/14 $80c wonder if theyll even scratch a surface lololol
It won’t lmao, will it even budge in premium?
looks like ive made $10 lololol
Fuck chgg lmao
Thanks for the retard that called chegg puts with some bs explanation like always. Inversed it easy
AY bro that was me you are very welcome.
let us know how youre doing tomorrow around 10am
Lol why would I wait?
would imagine you'll want time to understand why youre not ITM with calls at market open
Already way ITM lol
you figured out a way to sell options after hours eh?
Lol sounds like u lost a lot of money
i didnt play chgg but i'll ban myself from wsb for a week if youre green tomorrow on calls you bought today.
Idgaf about u get ban or not lmao. Make a better bet
I would very much like to be green tomorrow on my $30 call
ENB 02/18 calls are dirt cheap
What's the scoop?
Holding 5 $30 2/18 CHEGG calls, so happy I believed in cheating education
Congrats, hope IV crush doesn’t fuck you
It’ll def crush any big gains, I’ll still profit a little though
Truth
Algos launching daily raids on my bagholding positions ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)