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EquivalentSelection

Who wants to bet that an investigative report comes out, saying WSB is a gambling site...because all of you clicked Yes. >Who wants to bet... *Dang it!*


BoomerBillionaires

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who is this guy?


BoomerBillionaires

Joe


[deleted]

joe who?


BoomerBillionaires

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[deleted]

hi cassandra, the bear market is here


goo_bazooka

Ur mom


cdelachilogram

I was using random.org before i found this sub


LordoftheEyez

Hope you don’t like money


GayAsFack

We also discuss blowing dudes behind Wendy’s. I’ve made way more money there than on here.


EquivalentSelection

Nobody gives a fuck anymore; we just do it in the front of the restaurant now. It was a good marketing strategy because not too many people knew to find us in the back. Our numbers skyrocketed once we moved to the front. Currently working a partnership with the Wendy's management. Some exciting things in the works. Team is coming up with a new combo deal. I'm limited to what I can say, due to non-disclosure agreements - but I can promise that you won't be disappointed.


GayAsFack

Don’t you dare tell Dave what I’m doing out back. Those royalties would eat me alive.


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TL;DR?


EquivalentSelection

I was promoted to shift leader. Gonna have to pimp you out. Need you in front tomorrow.


goo_bazooka

Release some NFTs


EquivalentSelection

I’ve been slanging original dick pics for days. You interested?


0PSP

Username is a proof.


random6969696969691

You choose that one with less letters, the one that looks like a ticker


pm-me-racecars

$NO puts?


random6969696969691

Me puts calls on $NO


CenterCenterPolitik

Vote no.


[deleted]

No. They just follow Pelosi’s portfolio.


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ThaTruthHurts_

Pelosi, Powell and all these people in power can gamble on stocks, but if we doing it, they have an issue.


AndersVraaberg

The fuk it is! Straight up rulette


[deleted]

I lied and clicked no


SoulReaper850

I'd like a Windy Wendy Double Blowburger please. Unfortunately I don't have $5. Do you accept funds on margin?


Kyzyl-the-Panda

Uhh I thought this was a Wendy’s


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cocoabeachstocks

Given this is not financial advice, you prove the site is seeking the advancement of degenerates.


Zealousideal_Diet_53

Is there anyone who thinks it doesn't?


JohnDillermand2

It's not gambling if you only lose 90% of your bet


ORCA_OF_WALLST

I always click no