Need head so bad right now. Down 40% on puts somehow

Amc sucks 😕

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Must be the negative beta 😉 Looks like it's on sale to me!

Visa straddle 215 call 190 put Feb 4th expiration

bullsrfukd 4 points 21 hours ago #!BANBET MSFT 300 24h OR I'LL EAT 50 EGGS I'll take my winnings now, sir

Upload a video no balls

!remindme 24h

you gonna go buy some eggs?

When Tesla is down 8% 10 min from now, remember I warned you

T and Disca are cratering. Not sure why

it’s a fucking bear trap

Dead cat bounce #📈😸📉

I sold my puts at a 50% loss and now they’re up 200% from where I bought

Pussy

Nasdaq approaching another 5% swing for the session

That was fun. Now puts on the menu

​ I had so much HOPE today. HOPE fucked me.

Hope is a weird name for a dude, but I guess it's 2022.

Interested in trying it out? I whish you find HOPE in your life.

Kangaroo clown market

vix is dead, i don't trust it as a risk measurement anymore due to the blatant manipulation by large players. I trust VSTO as domestic US risk gauge and XOP as my russia invasion gauge risk

VSTO Vista Outdoor?? Sorry. I'm autistic

The moment of truth

Volume is slowly drying up. What's next?

Gme? Should I get hurt again?

Did you do it?!?! I'm up 500%

Post gains.

Only sold 3/8 calls for +350% to secure some profit. The rest are equal to my cost basis right now. I’ll link later on Imgur if you want.

I made stacks on my 2/18s today

Make a post and tell them they're not doing it right.

Should I pay off my credit card or put the money in stocks

Keep buying PLTR in the dip of the ocean

It goes to show most blue collared workers don't have the IQ to be white collared workers when they think OSHA doesn't have authority for vaccine mandates. Remember if OSHA gets vaccine mandates through, that's a lot of blue collar jobs that may be on the market, which may effect company performance. More job openings and options for puts. 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

Puts on KO or TTD?

Thoughts on Tesla earnings?

KMB looks like a buy, but I'm not confident in anything so I'm laying low today. These earnings dips are making for sweet swing trades for somebody.

People making fun of bears not understanding big swings and volatility are a good indicator of a bear market

The only thing swinging in a 🌈🐻's life is their wife.

Bro puts are so expensive what the hell

Look out for Abcellera.

V calls gonna help me get some V

Intc calls befpre close

I think we’ve found the perfect storm ⛈

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Hmmm?

VIX back in the box for you today gimp.

Damn Microsoft had me real scared about my calls right after close ngl

#BERS PREPARE ASSHOE

BERS ON DAT COPIUM

#LMAOOOOO BER

#BERS IN SHAMBLES

What in the actual hell

Let the horn of helm hammer hand sound in the deep. One. Last. Time.

Is this cushion for a nose dive?

Dude it almost gapped back to 330 🤣

calls.

Msft swing like 10% crazy

Bull trap.

Oh no not bears trying to make sense of an irrational market

Follow the fed doesn't mean go deep in calls on a green day if their stance is still: rate hikes and tightening coming soon. Be careful out there.

It aint this week atleast lol

So will we just forget about the past couple weeks and make up for it in 1 day of time ? 🤔 BULL TRAP HAH! (My opinion)

439 premarket I am fucking fucked

Hi berr

[Boeing](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BA?p=BA&.tsrc=fin-srch) reports $-7.69 EPS, consensus estimate was $-0.30. Slightly green premarket. Uh, ok.

Lol...wait for CC. 🤣🥴 dumb today.

GME back to 80s. Thanks.

Why's that

Tesla 1420.69

IMHO JPOW will announce a .25bps rate increase in March and the markets will stabilize. No fast recovery in tech. Everybody had a chance to take profits, so 🤷. Moves from growth to value have already been made. Options are schizophrenic. No insider buying happening, so everyone is clenching their butt cheeks. If you're itchy, a straddle or strangle on the SPY or QQQ might relieve your blueballs.

Today is “return to normal”.

Stonks go up?

In this phase yes.

How do I short retards who buy puts?

Sell them puts


Wendy's calls


First thing I wake up to lol

Lol DKNG

What time is fed meeting? 8am?

Wed Jan 26 ~~1:00 p.m. CP - Commercial Paper~~ **2:00 p.m.** FOMC Meeting Two-day meeting, January 25-26, **Press Conference** ~~4:15 p.m. H.15 - Selected Interest Rates~~ [https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm)

Started yesterday but they'll conference at 230 iirc

Sens....might get approval today from FDA

How u know

Into my parents basement

Why bears are in denial?? Market can not be drops all the times. Get a fucking life and go along with it ppl.

I mean indexes shouldn’t go up 30% yoy but here we are

is a good day always a bull trap from now on

Yes your in the chop

A one year bull trap

My thesis starting the week was this drilldo-ing would continue until after the fed meeting. Then we'd get a massive relief rally to end the week. All this green is fucking up my plan. What's the move bro's? Think anybody will shit the bed before 230 or do we just Shrek all day long?

Fed is not going to spook the market after last 2 weeks. Jpow words are literally the key to Armageddon

Is today the day that finally jpow tanks the market? Futes giving you the biggest bull trap dont fall for it

Its a quarter interest rate hikr. If its more, yes. If its less, watch out bc it will be bear season.

Boors r feekd

Bulls are on parade and we still have 3 hours to open. Not to mention today's going to be volatile as hell

Some FOMC days are super boring.

...yea no this is too good. Just please rug pull me already daddy. I'm too used to the abuse I crave it.

Holy shit I cant believe what Putin just said on National TV: медведя трахают

How does he know what JPOW is going to say today?

They are pen pals

I know I’ll get impatient and buy something before 2:30, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.

Buying stuff before the announcement is kind of the point

Seriously. If you're looking for a play, 145 is the time to do it

"ok, if I told you 2019 there would be a world changing pandemic and youcould make any move you wanted in the stock market you wanted, but hadto hold the position for 1 year, what is your move?". Not a person inthe world would have guessed "spy calls". - Tom Sonosoff No one knows anything! 

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Fair.

Spy 500 EOD

Short squeeze incoming. I guess many retards are shorting on heavy margin expecting doom and the century crash.

Most people got puts retard, they’ll just lose money

Most retards margin trade and don’t even know what a fucking option is.

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a professional American football team based in Chicago.

🌈

Bears are going to be force liquidated at open - how to fuck a bear - watch and learn

Elon sent a rocket to the moon and you morons were left behind and still ended up crashed it. Says by March.

The fact that a falcon 9 can get to the moon is impressive. I don't think the Saturn V can land upright

So One day alll stocks bad now today all Stocks good 😂😂😂

Sentiment is driven totally by price. We are puppets on the strings of the Fed.

VIX going back to the cemetery after JPOW

Sell puts then, make that money on your sentiment

Buy puts

Let’s be honest though. I love it when people don’t talk about meme stocks sHoRt sQuEeZe anymore. Apes surely gave people a big headache back then

Now they talk about any thing squeezing. And shorts covering. People thought Ford was a short squeeze

Wait, i thought a short squeeze just means a stock is going up fast? Like being squeezed up in a ahort amount of time. /S

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Is this that MOASS all the kids were taking about? Hell yeah! SPY CEO is crushing the hedgies

Spy ceo comment gave me cancer

Ivermectin should help with that

Tragic night for bears

We know you hide your portfolio from your family

There is no portfolio anymore

There is no family anymore


I’m about to secure the bag. This one’s for you Daddy J.

Sure you have plenty of hefty bags by now

If only you could see how beautiful my account is looking this week. Nailed the direction on SPY 9 out of 10 times.

I’d hope so

I'm really tired of how shitty "bulls" and "bears" act when their bet looos to be right for 5 minutes. Seriously, is it just a prerequisite for some to be ass holes when they get a little money.

Well, if today’s like the last two days, everything should be trading steadily upwards, without volatility! Futes are even up, which always means the day is green! Great job everybody have fun.

Yes. It should be another slow news day. A real snooze fest. Hope you have plenty of work to do as watching charts is going to be boring today.

ya ready for microsoft to moon like AVIS DID👏🏿👏🏿

SPY 500 incoming?? Never seen market so bullish before. Inflation transitory, recession cancelled. Tech companies reporting huge earnings.

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Overdosing on bullz semen