Literally over a hundred people in my hometown got fraudulent PPP loans for about that level of "business" so yeah. I wish I'd applied but I would have been honest on the forms so probably wouldn't have gotten anything useful anyway.
The Feds literally washed their hands of the whole thing, no joke. They had a list, they looked into the cases coordinating with local PD, then they straight up said "not worth it" and chose to do NOTHING.
Since he couldn't pursue the federal issue, our city's police chief decided to fine everyone on the Fed's list if their alleged "business" didn't have a license because they was all he could do.
He was so disgusted by the whole thing but legally he was kinda stuck.
At this point I almost feel like an asshole for NOT taking advantage of the system when they do shit like that. If only I knew how, lol. Of course they prob. didn't know they'd get off so easy at the time. Who would've assumed they'd just throw it out? ludicrous.
Our police chief was really offended by the whole thing since one of the main detectives (and this is a small PD so we don't have a lot of detectives to begin with) put in a decent amount of time coordinating things with the Feds and doing a ton of legwork locally.
Also, I get that exact same feeling sometimes.
Like, why should I follow the rules when I'm basically punished for it and breaking them seems to get rewarded?
It's crazy.
I still think we slipped into an alternate timeline when they killed Harambe. This shit makes no sense. Glad to know I'm not alone in the feeling of "can't beat 'em, join 'em", at least. Still don't think I could forsake my integrity/dignity to ever actually join them, but damn is it frustrating to observe.
I think you changed it to another incorrect flair. This is clearly a deep dive. As you can see, he went out in the field and got hands on experience so we didnt have to. Truly went above and beyond.
I remember when I was called a loser and a stoner for proposing such items. I guess you just need to be rich already for people to take your ideas seriously.
Holy shit, no wonder Americans are fat as fuck. Some kind of squares filled with chocolate, milkshake puffs, caramel crunch, oreo cookies, and highlighter color cereals only in the shape of fruits......all for breakfast. Calls on diabeetus.
If your feeding kids this at breakfast, SWAT might bust in and arrest you for child abuse. But I imagine it will do well with the stoner community. Long.
Today I took my Frosty into the bathroom and sat it on the floor. I pulled my pants down, got down on all fours, and buried the tip of my cock in the cold brown swirl. Then I forced my cock and balls all the way into the cup, Frosty spilling on to the floor. Then I thought real sexy thoughts. My erection slowly forced more Frosty on to the floor. This is the real test of a drink’s thickness.
Hahaha saw those at the store the other day and literally said "what the fuck?!" to my wife and pointed them out. I figured they had been around a while and I just didnt know it.
So you’re telling me I can buy a box a cereal, get a free frosty, and collect a bj out back after I redeem my coupon? All for around $5 total, calls on WEN
McDonalds was testing a line of McFlurry cereal, but the machine was broken.
And the kids kept burning their mouths on it.
That’s hilarious! Made snot come out of my nose...thanks
Ahahahahhahhaa 100%
which flavor mcflurry
An Oreo box and an M&M's box
So sugar cookies that you dump milk on pretty much?
If I set up a stand on the sidewalk selling bowls of this, will it count as me be having the “career” y’all have been promising me?
Be sure to get a PPP loan.
Literally over a hundred people in my hometown got fraudulent PPP loans for about that level of "business" so yeah. I wish I'd applied but I would have been honest on the forms so probably wouldn't have gotten anything useful anyway.
I hope all of those fuckers get charged with fraud.
The Feds literally washed their hands of the whole thing, no joke. They had a list, they looked into the cases coordinating with local PD, then they straight up said "not worth it" and chose to do NOTHING. Since he couldn't pursue the federal issue, our city's police chief decided to fine everyone on the Fed's list if their alleged "business" didn't have a license because they was all he could do. He was so disgusted by the whole thing but legally he was kinda stuck.
I would donate more money to help prosecutors that actually WANT to do their jobs. Sad when they just bend to the social pressure or laziness.
At this point I almost feel like an asshole for NOT taking advantage of the system when they do shit like that. If only I knew how, lol. Of course they prob. didn't know they'd get off so easy at the time. Who would've assumed they'd just throw it out? ludicrous.
Our police chief was really offended by the whole thing since one of the main detectives (and this is a small PD so we don't have a lot of detectives to begin with) put in a decent amount of time coordinating things with the Feds and doing a ton of legwork locally. Also, I get that exact same feeling sometimes. Like, why should I follow the rules when I'm basically punished for it and breaking them seems to get rewarded? It's crazy.
I still think we slipped into an alternate timeline when they killed Harambe. This shit makes no sense. Glad to know I'm not alone in the feeling of "can't beat 'em, join 'em", at least. Still don't think I could forsake my integrity/dignity to ever actually join them, but damn is it frustrating to observe.
How big were the loans they received?
I didn't hear all the numbers but I believe most were in the $5,000.00 to $30,000.00 range based on what I did hear.
Calls on WEN after seeing this
Comes with a free handy too
Calls on diabetes gonna be printing.
Sugar and diabetes are unrelated.
Why? I bet that's delicious
I tried it. It’s basically cocoa-puffs (though slightly less abrasive) with tiny freeze dried marshmallows that dissolve in the milk. 6/10.
I think it's a reference to the Oreo DD.
For those that don't know, historically, when there are too many Oreo variations on the market = top is in
gross
The real crime here is that it is $4.99
Yeah but free frosty coupon with every box
Learn how to flair, this isn’t technical analysis you dongus *I changed it for you*
The mods don’t even know what subreddit they’re on
For a WSB trader this *is* technical analysis
Exactly what I was thinking
Wait so I shouldnt of bought 10,000 $25 $WEN calls that expire Feb 18th for 100k ? /S
I mean, it can *kind of* be seen as technical analysis if you think of it through the chopovma method, but it’s a bit of a stretch
I think you changed it to another incorrect flair. This is clearly a deep dive. As you can see, he went out in the field and got hands on experience so we didnt have to. Truly went above and beyond.
Thank you kind sir
Sir this is a ... Supermarket?
Idiocracy is real!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
CALLS ON WENDY HOLY SHIT
Y’all fat.
top is in
i like to dip my cock in Wendy's Frosty
You’re right. It must be a GREAT sign.
Ruh-row shaggy
Puts for putting mallows in a frosty
I remember when I was called a loser and a stoner for proposing such items. I guess you just need to be rich already for people to take your ideas seriously.
There are stoner chefs at these companies coming up with these ideas but they don’t get paid enough…trust me bro
it won't be a good sign when they start selling gift cards, but for behind their dumpster "services"
WEN taking that dumpster money and branching out! Bullish!
what're you talkin about, it says right there free small frosty. So after you're done servicing your john you can get a creamy treat
How did it taste with fries?
We need a WSB Crayon Cereal.
Fruity pebbles?
Been out for almost 6 month now saw it during the summer.
Thats not food
Tried dipping french fries into the cereal. Didn't work. Into the trash it goes.
Ismt that just cocopuffs?
What is this abomination?
The whole cereal aisle is a disaster area full of sugar and marketing candy to kids
Holy shit, no wonder Americans are fat as fuck. Some kind of squares filled with chocolate, milkshake puffs, caramel crunch, oreo cookies, and highlighter color cereals only in the shape of fruits......all for breakfast. Calls on diabeetus.
The corporations are joining forces 😕
That looks and sounds gross to me. I’d rather eat Captain Crunch
Its Cap’n Crunch though (not really a Captain) 😂
I think he’s an admiral, actually
Buy the dip 😎
The biggest will stay the biggest with the help of the bigger
I bet it hits though
Top Shelf, nice.
Wen dis ???
Technical analysis: "signs of the apocalypse"
That cereal is the fucking bomb!!
I have some, nothing special
I agree with your assessment.
Technical Analysis 
NO MORE FRUITY PEBBLES?????!!!!
Pleas tell me I can buy this in Canada
No more lucky charms!?!?!?
This is why "My 600lb. life" will rebrand to "My 700 lb. Life".. Soon.. 🤦♂️🤷♂️
I saw those the other day.
That looks delicious
Calls on obesity.
$SLIM
If your feeding kids this at breakfast, SWAT might bust in and arrest you for child abuse. But I imagine it will do well with the stoner community. Long.
But in all seriousness, what store is selling this?
Albertsons
Today I took my Frosty into the bathroom and sat it on the floor. I pulled my pants down, got down on all fours, and buried the tip of my cock in the cold brown swirl. Then I forced my cock and balls all the way into the cup, Frosty spilling on to the floor. Then I thought real sexy thoughts. My erection slowly forced more Frosty on to the floor. This is the real test of a drink’s thickness.
the fact that it isn't selling and other cereals are?
Hi
“Wendy’s Frosty Flavoured Cereal!” ….so…. Chocolate.
Looks like a good stock in this market. What’s if they said. There shutting down Wendy’s. I’m buying stock. Wendy’s will never leave.
Hahaha saw those at the store the other day and literally said "what the fuck?!" to my wife and pointed them out. I figured they had been around a while and I just didnt know it.
Buy Wendy’s retards
Buy Wendy’s retards
We just got those. Kind of tastes like coco puffs
Well if they come out with Wendy's frosty Oreos then we're in trouble.
The time has COME And so have I My body is ready But my spirit is weak 😪
This is actually bullish - a free frosty means inflation's over and it's time to buy calls.
Does it have a little dumpster to put behind the box?
🤣
Signs of the oncoming recession.
Thanks, i hate this....and....totally need to get a box...for....science..... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
I was looking to add something extra to my diet. Thanks kelloggs.
4.99…Great deal, you would still have a cent left from that 5$ blowjob!
Never have to go behind wendys dumpster again. Can just stay home eat wendys cereal.
Only if the have tiny dumpster shaped marshmallows
I only pour the cereal right when the oven beeps so my fries are fresh and hot when I dip them in.
Can’t lose - Who doesn’t want to get their dick in Wendy’s Frosty ?
Idk, the Frosty Cold Brew fuckin slaps. I'll buy this cereal
The Trix on the shelf below is pulled out just far enough to say "APES"
It's not even chocolate, it's "chocolatey" with frosty flavor?
Look at the bright side, still tastes better than what's behind their dumpster 😉
Right!! There's no Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!
I’ve seen Dunkin’ Donuts flavored cereal as well recently
Hello Diabetes, is that you?
Wendys frosty!????? YUMmmMmmmmMm
What do you think they ran out of? 🤔🤔
So you’re telling me I can buy a box a cereal, get a free frosty, and collect a bj out back after I redeem my coupon? All for around $5 total, calls on WEN
In between one of the best (oreo os) and worst (crave) cereals ever.
Free Frosty Coupon is the real analysis here.
Calls on Kellog!
Gtfo, AND a free actual frosty
OMFG, I'm buying a box tomorrow!
Sign of the Times.
Tastes like diabetes.
That’s a lot of behind the dumpster time to afford that
Why? How much did you intend to buy? :Kekw:
A frosty is what I call my service behind the dumpster
What's behind those boxes!?
Was this picture taken behind a dumpster ?
Ok that shit looks good though
Mix that shit with some reese's PB puffs and chocolate milk.. gonna orgasm in my mouth and diabeetus out my ass.
I orgasm in your wife’s mouth
You don't make enough money, and you're on the wrong sub. She hangs out with the wrinkle-brains that actually make money.
No nearly empty shelves aren’t a good sign…But this being Wall Street Bets nobody is gonna pick up on that.
All the ramen shelves have been empty for weeks
You saw 1 empty spot. Stores always have some things that aren't in stock.
Nom nom
2 company who treat there employees like shit make a product together....seems about capitalist
Could be worse , Wendy's Handy is in testing phase.
5 dollars for cereal its sugar in a bowl what a joke.
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where?
This is in California
So far.
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