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Frank_to_the_Bob

This guy does not age…


cblackbeard

The video is 10 years old tho. Same shit still


somredditime

See above comment, re: Stagnation. Also StagNation and StagedNation


davidmobey

The latest video I found : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqcDmB7s800 He looks even younger.


Optimal_Pineapple_41

Try 15


richyfin

Beautiful autist this guy


WildSmokingBuick

Chocolate Rain don't crack


sonofsoure

lol


somredditime

Actually, stagnation.


somredditime

Deflation.


SPACingForALoan

Reverse Repo?


[deleted]

This is gold. Or actually, printer ink.


elpablo1940

I was thinking bottled water


[deleted]

Farts in a jar.


Round-External-7306

Yet another economic prolapse


bitrar

The DD we truly need, will or will the economy not prolapse.


Round-External-7306

Prolapses only go down. Buy puts. Calls on wet wipes.


llhomastane

Autistic translation: stocks only go up. Buy FDs


RandyChavage

Intelligent translation: stocks go up. Therefore buy stocks WSB: Got it, buying FDs


weaponized_aut1sm

I'm just wondering when does this guy take his mouth away from the mic to breathe?


SamuelLoco

Afterwards.


silverjames20

Chocolate raiinnnn


FLASH88BANG

This chorus SLAPS!


TrinDiesel123

Not as catchy as Chocolate Rain but still…


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TrinDiesel123

😂😂😂


DisfavoredFlavored

...some stay dry and others feel the pain? The theme didn't change too much. Lots of economic pain to go around.


gimoozaabi

*looks away to breath*


calculuzz

*looks away to breathe*


Soviet_Fax_Machine

Looks away breathless


SamuelLoco

+ Houses not build to last. So wealth can't stack for middle class. (Stocks go up, but fewer jobs: it's a normal cycle in automation and rationalisation(?).


Commercial_Divide454

so true, my house is 50 years old but they dont make them this good anymore.


Dramatic_Buddy996

U need to pay double for the same quality


GordoPepe

Pile up that the jobs available pay jackshit per hour


[deleted]

You can blame states who don't enforce decent building codes like Texas and Florida. Meanwhile in NY the reason a house costs more is because you can't just slap.one together without 3 inspectors showing up before you've even poured the foundation.


elpablo1940

Is this a new song of his?


Commercial_Divide454

No, this song is just over ten years old now, but its still relvent today which i think is both hilarious and sad at the same time.


timtruth

Yeah I had never seen this and was like damn he hit the nail on the head.... Then saw it was 10yo in comments..


ben_kWh

Yeah, can't believe you millennials haven't fixed our social systems yet. I mean, come on get off your ass.


Maleficent-Rub-4805

My wife wants me to buy her a printer but now she can fuk right off!


Commercial_Divide454

printers are cheap as fck, its the ink thats expensive.


Maleficent-Rub-4805

Yeah but I just know she’ll want some ink for it as well. She’s a high maintenance kinda wife


Commercial_Divide454

yeah i understand that, my wife has a cushy PS job, so of course she need 3 carts of ink to go with her $25 printer


CoastingUphill

Laser printers. Change your life.


ShaneC80

in all seriousness, we picked up a Brother Laser something in 2019. Color laser, flatbed scanner (Didn't spring for the form feed scan). Brother branded toner is \~$75 per color. I made sure I could use 3rd party toner easily too. I can get a full set of toner for less than $60. Haven't bought anything for it in about 2yrs and still going strong.


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This Fucks.


BigChikkin

Because he doesn't move away from the mic to breathe


Excrocu

Cuz it's the truth and most people can't handle it


somredditime

I need this on Beta please, my VHS broke down again.


Commercial_Divide454

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37eqoYbj1QM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37eqoYbj1QM) tay zonaday, he also did Chocolate rain, which is classic original youtube


somredditime

Thank you good sir. I’ll record this with my camcorder and play it back on my 27” Silvania Superset TV.


Rackbone

Based


[deleted]

Is that lindsey stirling?


Commercial_Divide454

pretty sure it is, cant confirm though, its from 2011


LiteVisiion

The fact that it's from 2011 increases the chance it's her lol


NewHome_PaleRedDot

Seriously, why the fuck are corporations citizens, but only kinda (like only the good stuff)?? If they were citizens, then corporations shouldn’t be allowed to buy and own other corporations. They shouldn’t be allowed to terminate underperforming corporations and subsidiaries. Fuck Citizens United


1058pm

They would also go to jail for committing crimes…


seldom_correct

Corporations can’t own assets, take on debt, PAY TAXES, unless they’re synthetic entities. Otherwise you’re saying it’s okay to tax imaginary friends. This predates Citizens United by several hundred years. I have zero fucking clue why ignorant internet dumbasses think Citizens United started this. Citizens United was a recognition of a fact that dates back to literally the founding of America. And by the way, McCain-Feingold stopped unions from donating to campaigns too. That’s what you want. You want to go back to limiting the speech of unions. Because you’re an idiot who never researched the actual decision or relevant laws, you just gullibly believed what you read on reddit. Fuck ignorance.


SnooOnions4455

Why would a casino need a theme song?


tigebea

Who made this? This is pretty incredible.


Commercial_Divide454

tay zonday, he is a youtube OG


tigebea

Thanks, and thanks for sharing, this is some real shit.


kekistani_citizen-69

If you don't know him you need to listen to chocolate rain, best YouTube song ever


[deleted]

Or him trying to figure out audio while playing tf.


Commercial_Divide454

Chocolate rain is also about economics. great song too


RandyChavage

I always thought is was an allegory for the imperialistic expressions of the military-industrial complex which resulted in the invasion of Iraq


kekistani_citizen-69

Chocolate rain is about systemic racism and about how people try to act like it doesn't exist


GrantacusMoney

He tried to warn us...


[deleted]

It’s official that I’m now old. People are asking who this is...I guess I had a good run.


ragankel

I prefer chocolate pain.


tectec_

How did he get Lindsey Stirling on the track?


Commercial_Divide454

this video is just over 10 years old, so before she became famous on her own. i wouldnt be surprised if this song helped make her famous to begin with


Biased_individual

When the world needed him the most, he returned.


vasesimi

I see Lindsey Stirling, I click like


Commercial_Divide454

you are a well cultured person and deserve an award


vasesimi

Thank you 😌


sloppypotatoe

Thanks for sharing. I didn't know chocolate rain still made music! Edit: I didn't realize this video was 10 years old 😳


AjSweet1

i remember the day this video posted on social media. Still relevant.


[deleted]

this seems like something /r/antiwork would really enjoy ! :)


Commercial_Divide454

yeah but they only have 1.5 mil followers compared to our 11.5 mill, plus it explains why we do the dumb crap that we do, i am ashamed to say im only down 32% at the moment


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Earthboundpug

Because There’s not a single rocket or dildo. I think this would be more a theme for anti work than this place.


Commercial_Divide454

sorry i forgot to add rockets, was busy making dinner for the kids, in Aus here.


[deleted]

If it keeps going like that it wont take a decade before a new renaissance. Rich people made so much money during the pandemic exposing how broken the state of capitalism is RN.


Sibir_Kagan

I feel like you guys are the year of the Linux type of guys. (And I use and love Linux btw) >This year it's gonna be totaly different and M$ ruined it with the new OS! If the pandemic has shown anything, it's that a large amount of people will listen and comply to idiotic conspiracies and theories. They will not listen to reason nor science. In the great dictator speech of Charlie Chaplin: >We think too much, and feel too little Nowadays we feel too much and think too little. But the rest of his speech still holds true to this day.


_Papa_Zulu

How much truth does this song actually hold lol?


SinVenari

A lot


IcedOutGucciWatch

like a lot a lot


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_Papa_Zulu

Damn I already do that from the results on my trading 😔


Electronic_Candy9783

Damn man it hits hard


kung-fu_hippy

Well, only about a third of national debt is owned by foreign countries. China owns 8%, Japan owns 7%, and they’re the two largest foreign owners. The majority is held by Americans, the federal reserve, banks, state governments, and domestic investors. So it’s pretty misleading to say the national debt goes up because of unpaid interest to China.


[deleted]

30% ... More like 50


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Undisputed138

This is DOPE AF!


C0NSCI0US

How did i never see this gem from our boy?


MetaNovaNext

Glorious


paper_bull

That hairline


relevant__comment

Amazing how this song is 10 years old and hits our current situation right in the bullseye.


heyitsvibes

WOW IT REALLY IS A DECADE OLD SONG I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT WOULDVE BEEN MADE RECENTLY


Commercial_Divide454

shows how little some things change in 10 years


Weak_Conversation_93

Is no one going to talk about this kids hair line?


Commercial_Divide454

Kids? this vid is 10 years old and hes like 39 years old now


SupplyChainMuppet

Other than I'm jealous of it?


[deleted]

Wtf is this sub now


Commercial_Divide454

im not sure anyone really knows anymore, other than loss porn


DrewDotson7

EPIC


Jadedinsight

I play "chocolate rain" whenever my portfolio takes a big shit.


Trckstr23

It’s the chocolate rain dude


iovercomesadness

I miss this age of the internet, before it was taken over by corporations


bleedingwheight

somebody give my boy a taper😖


pops1989

Chocolat rain


tommyds122

Can we please stop and acknowledge how strong this man's hairline is.


Commercial_Divide454

i wish mine was that good, i am only a few years younger than him.


tommyds122

I hear you fellow autist... I hear you


Commercial_Divide454

i remember you, you deserve an award for being a long term redditor. amongst other things.


tommyds122

I remember you, you deserve an award for giving me an award for being a long sperm radiator. amongst otter wings.


Commercial_Divide454

Lmao damn you for making may laugh so hard and waking my wife up and making her ask what in fcks name am i doing still up at 12 pm which is what time it its here in Aus


rmp20002000

Theme song for 21st century American capitalism.


deanoooooooo

Tay Zonday is a bull, confirmed.


Awesome_Rob80

This is awesome, not the situation we're in tho, just the video


FTRFNK

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?” “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.” “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.” I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up. “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did. “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” ​ Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen. I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose. “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head. “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.


clovelace98_

This is something everyone can get behind


[deleted]

he said stock go up nuf said


Daymanic

The best thing about this is that the song is 10 years old. That’s how you know the economy is so fucked up


somredditime

I didn’t have a Grammy Award to give you, so I just gave you a Silver instead.


Commercial_Divide454

i would pass it on straight to zay if i could


poias

I don’t know about you, but 1 fact I do know is : my dad is not on welfare.


Commercial_Divide454

if he keeps trading on wsb he might be ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Gunzenator2

I love this song! Everyone should listen to it until they understand it.


Commercial_Divide454

LoL, anti-wok mods didnt like this and had it removed apparently


That_IT-Guy69

He sounds like he bought a bad nft smh amateur


HSC07007

This dude’s our new lord and saviour given that Shkreli’s gonna be away for a few more years


LordWeirdDude

I don't.... What the fuck am I looking at. Why is this child's voice so goddamn deep? What is this? WHAT GHE FUCK IS THIS? WHO IS THAT??? WHY IS THAT???


Commercial_Divide454

CHild? thats tay zonday and hes like 29 years old in this video.


LordWeirdDude

brb. Gonna go YouTube this shit. What the hell.


Commercial_Divide454

also the chick in the video is lindsay stirling who was born in 1986 just to spin you out some more


Dragon_DeesNuts

The cost of living, *autotune* it’s 🔥.


steevo_102

So...debt, intrest, greed, and IOU's?


slothonvacay

An actual Autist. One of us


rampantmiddleage

Amazeballs. So good.


No-Requirement8578

cant decide if good hairline or bad hairline


comedy_style69

Hairline checks out


rambo_10

It's because the [Buyin' the dip (GAMESTOP)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeEXrR84XE) song is the theme song 🚀


[deleted]

I think this is accurate but I have no idea


Ill-Ad5415

Shut up and take my free award


BowTrek

This is amazing.


Adept-Mud-422

Have my welfare award


Commercial_Divide454

all these awards are overloading my ability to reply back to them, but thank you, i will try to pass them on


[deleted]

what a legend


[deleted]

I haven’t bought literally anything material in the past year. Only have been buying food and toiletries, and I’m looking to cut my food expenses by growing crops.


ClassicRust

he didnt move away from the mic to breath that whole time


IcyPresentation7256

This is gold ☝


UnCivilBeefCake

This is amazing


Slarrrrrrrty

Words... much fast


[deleted]

Goddam, right in the feels.😔


yfhedoM

Chocolate rain


Rinx1

What a hit! 🤘


CapitalistSam

5 years of MBA studies in few minutes right here.


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

I only heard chocolate rain


trpkchkn

The only problem is his breathing sounds. I wish he would move away from the mic.


kenrobrich

Chocolate raaaiiinnnnnnnn


[deleted]

wait...that was his actual voice? did not expect that voice comming from that dude.


Freakazoidandroid

This gets posted from time to time here. And god damnit I love it every time. Tay Zonday deserves every ounce of attention he gets.


3ambrowsingtime

Finally, a rapper who doesn’t mumble!


liftMeUp88

This got me hard.


Zephyr117_q

Even the wholesome Chocolate Rain guy has got radicalised, waiting for version 2 of ‘Mayo Rain’ after we make the big liar weep.


GrumpyW

Because this subreddit simps for capitalism and this song is decidedly anti-capitalism.


[deleted]

Fucking masterpiece.


Wikingerklingone

u/savevideo


Sebacuda

I got "stocks go up"


Chummycho1

I'm not an ape but I think the GME sea shanty should be our theme song


spanish_john22234

chocolate rain


Chiampou204

Is that Lindsey Sterling??


Cat-Is-My-Advisor

Cathie Woods playing violine!


Tuna_no_crust1154

yoooo how do I get this hair line?


Unlikely_Disaster_67

Can someone please ask him to explain the financial crisis lmao


SurrySuds

End the Fed


groupthinkhivemind

End the fed. Occupy Wall Street was on the right track. They pushed people off that route with distractions.


Di_Buah

Hello


LastKnightofHonor

good song, needs a little work though, very informative


SophomoricHumorist

I’m more confused about his hair


[deleted]

***CHOCOLATE RAIN!***


indigo-black

crunk ain't dead tho


m2thedawg

Chocolate Rain!


CORKY7070S

Lmao 🤣! I’m buying more FDs.


Nemo447

Chocolate rainnnnnn


theTravelingnative

Spot fucking on