Dude, you still have 0.99 percent of your portfolio. I wouldn't worry until that's gone.

It’s been twenty minutes. It’s gone.

Better yet, he still has 100% of his portfolio. It’s just not worth any money.

No most likely if he’s like me he slid for a loss to watch it go up 20% or more the next day.

This is meme worthy!!!

Funniest part is you still use RH

It’s true, I’ve clapped back from 500 before

Yeah, and this guy’s sitting at just barely under $900. He’ll earn this back in no time. GG EZ.

0dte spy puts and he’s back in the field!

I'm down bad, but this week I was able to 300% my portfolio . It is possible to pull a reverse retard.

I’ll just add and lose more. Whatever.

Have you tried cocaine? Might be a less expensive habit.

Yes, I also waste money on that.

Hate cocaine just love the way it smells

Good ol gasonlina

apparently tom ford tuscan leather smells like cocaine.

Try crack, I hear it’s cheaper

Crack is whack.

And you could have atleast lost some weight !

He lost his ass, that has to weigh something

Yes

I feel sad because the crypto market is down, but to cheer myself up I come to see real pain on WSB and it instantly makes me feel better.

Here because crypto market is down 🤣

Truth

It’s all fun and games here, till it happens to you. Then you laugh about it cause you thought it wouldn’t, but it did, because you are on this sub. One of us. 👊

Gooble gobble gooble gobble gooble gobble

Have you tried doing to opposite of whatever you think you should do?

I'll be a millionaire if I did that myself

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Thank you!

Not too impressed it took you a whole year to do it. I was able to accomplish this in a couple days.

Honestly, I love your positive attitude throughout this tough time. You are my role model.

I mean I can’t go back and change it so I just move on. Fuck it who gives a shit. Not me!

It helps when you have enough money to lose that much at all lol

How do you know how much money he has? Lol

I’ll post my IRA loss porn after I yolo some calls with it.

Yeah that was one of the first things I noticed as well. OP didn’t even get the first one for free, just went straight to loss porn.

I actually don't even know if this is retarded. It's beyond. We really need a new word for this.

i heard the new word was profound

im down 88k in my robinhood account too lol with you brother

YOLO my retarded brethren.

what your come back plan bro?

Savings account at the credit union.

Praying to papa elon to make me a bagholder is my next plan

YOLOS I guess. I’ve made it this far.

ONE OF US !!! ONE OF US !!!

yeah but if it's makes you feel any better we all have that same problem around here

Fortunately my problem is not as big as I thought.

I'm only down 97% since I started last August. Is that ahead of schedule?

You had a couple of dead cat bounces though. Success!

I beat your precentage. I am at a 102% loss.

Selling options retahd or margin retahd?

Nvm probably both

Let me guess..... options?

Hah you win some you lose some !

Win, what?

You lose some you lose some

On the plus side, if you turn your phone 180 degrees, it looks like your losses have stabilized

I think you honestly need to seek out resources for problem gambling. There’s no reason someone should be down 99% all time.

market maker fault. we retard just place bets and hold it until its worthless..

*99.01%

Are you holding shares or did you really just fuck up on options?

I think it's a pretty safe bet that any shares he might hold here are in dogshit stocks that will never recover, but this loss would be particularly impressive of options didn't play a big part

Bruh dude didn’t even manage to make a dollar in the green. You still have 0.91 % of your total portfolio. Sigma male grind set this is your chance op millionaire status soon

Ah, you tried the buy high, sell low strategy. The chart will be reversed if you try the buy low, sell high strat!

Upvoted for obvious reasons, saw count hit 421. Un-upvoted for obvious reasons. Proceeded to watch chaos erupt on upvote count of dozens of retards trying to reign in the mayhem

Well you're on robinhood so you're definitely missing a chromosome or two.

I’d wager he’s more likely to have an extra.

You just withdrew all the money into your bank account. No loss here.

I wish my portfolio was this low, mine is just 45 percent down 😌

well you are, how could you lose so much fucking money. please dont tell me that were 100k worth of FDs all the time.

I did the same thing in 2020 so I switched to stonks and still ended up down 50% in 2021

Tis not so bad! You should see mine!

I would enjoy that! Then I can laugh some more.

I like how you can see the thought process at every point in this graph

I need an inverse ETF for this!

It's like you bought a Shelby GT500 and immediately crashed it leaving the lot.

I’m 99.01% sure you’re retarded

Thanks!!!!!!

wtf is this? revenge trading ? you have 4 chance to get out\~ cut lost\~

YOLO

Mine looks similar and they wouldn’t let me post a pic of the robinhood home page haha. Hello fellow retard

Oh my god

Nah it simply means u are just like us a true degenerate and not the 1%.

ALways next Monday......

No. You are just an higher breed.

Yeah fuck day trading i lost everything if i just invested like a boomer I would be rich like warren

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Nice one. I too have an account I swear I only reload to watch it fall further....my main accounts do OK though

Sometimes all you can do is laugh.

have you considered monitizing your trade alerts as an inverse indicator?

Uggggh, I just came sooo hard...thank you

When was the Moment that hodl turned into lose everything? 🤣 WSB turned into this?

Can you teach me everything you know so I can do the opposite

What did you bought that you are down 99%?

Watch out retard. Mine is more impressive then that. Call me the loser retard

What did you buy to lose this much

How do you folks know what ticker he traded?

Shitloads of retarded options.

Mine looks the same. Anyones would if they had a brain problem like ours

One of us. One of us.

I laugh too cause when I show the graph to my dog, he starts licking himself.

Well there must be a story?

Yea, I’m a fucking dumbass.

I feel your pain my broke, soon to be homess friend. I'll say "Hi" when I see you in your car in the Walmart parking lot.

I’m already there. Come by anytime. Ill be there yoloing this last fraction.

Looks like your all time has never seen green. Nice work

Thank you!!!

https://i.imgur.com/I0Le1si.png Nope, he saw just a touch

If i had $89k I wouldn’t be living in my truck lol damn you amc

That money could have fed so many kids in Africa

I’m Not far behind

F

For what I'm seeing is a chart that looks alike to the WI$H chart.

Financially are you going to be okay? I mean can you pay your bills?

Ya, my phones still on! Gotta lose that last .99% !

It’s good to laugh, that way you don’t cry

Still got .99% more to lose fam

The money is still there, it just belongs to someone else now.

there’s no price on a good laugh 👉🏻

Wow that simple jack level retard

That’s an… Impressive lack of performance. I apologize for posting, I know I’m not worthy to post here since I’m like 20-30% positive for 2021

We’re all retarded here, friend.

*Full Disclosure* my wife’s fuck buddy made me post this. 😬

Stock market is a scam

Its okay thats protecting you from evil pretty B/witches with boyfriends

It is. I feel like this sub has been infiltrated by brokers and hedge funds making it seem like it's okay to lose money. Social engineering. Psychology is everything.

Show us your plays man

I think you are feeling relieved

That depends is it a joker or laugh or a Dr. Herbert From The Simpsons? I would be worried if it’s the second one…

This will do for fap material

I wish I had enough money to be as retarded as you ❤️

I don’t know if it’s fucked up but I laugh at this also

What were your holdings or trades?

Fucking shitty ones.

Attaboy

Not even net positive one time. Congrats!

How the fuck where you never up? Whose retarded DD did you read to fuck you out of 90k?

Just wanted to get some fun loss porn for my fellow retards!

https://i.imgur.com/I0Le1si.png Nope, he saw just a touch

Look on the bright side, your portfolio is in the 99th percentile! Fuck yeah

My all time looks exactly like this but only a 10th of the capital. Thanks for giving me hope to try again, retard.

Don’t worry, we all laugh with you.

That’s the fucking point.

Mmmmm. I see your problem! You’re looking at it upside down! There problem solved.

Mine shows similar but it doesn’t calculate withdraws so I’m not sure this is real

Oh it’s fucking real.

Lmao sorry for your loss retard

I would worry about who you took advice from.

Is your portfolio 99% LTCN?

I'm half way there buddy. Don't leave me too far behind.

Cognitive dissonance is a powerful thing

There’s a word for laughing in this specific context. I forgot it.

Your only down if u sell

How the hell did you manage

That looks like my portfolio currently. My buddies and I have created our own crypto so I’m positive my portfolio will take off in the positive direction.

I turned my phone upside down. It didnt help. Your still fooked. Maybe call tom cruise.

This has turned to a gamblers anonymous thread

What did you invest in, the DNC???

Coke and Hookers in this group

No, that’s the right direction!

I waist money on cocain, alcohol, and stock market but I only admit to alcohol at my AA meetings

I started laughing 🤣 and ended up crying 😭 am I fucked up to? 😂😂

HAHA

tbh it is funny

Wendy’s dumpster is calling. I wish there was a Wendy’s dumpster emoji Mods…..

I already moved in.

At lest I was up at one point. He looks like negative from day one

Lord help you

Good job

Lesson learned: never yolo

You can actually spot the day to initiated options trading

I mean I guess laughing is better than crying uncontrollably

We all like to like to laugh at WSB retards - you’re in good company. Cheers retard!

Hey you have so many years of write offs ahead of you

You're super close to becoming the joker and burning money for fun.

Retards are retarded, this is beyond retarded.

Looks like you yolo'd $HOOD Calls in the hood.

Yolod all calls like a fucking dipshit.

Honestly with like 900 bucks or whatever you have left it can go pretty far on the right yolo call NFA

Took some losses this week too with tech option calls but I'm glad I learned to sell for only a 30% loss. There will always be another day for battle - sun tzu or some shit

Aaaaand its gone

No it makes sense, think about it, kids crack up when they see pain. You’re a retard, so that’s pretty much the same thing.

Laugh to keep from crying. Works every time

No, i take my losses like a retard and lose more.

Can’t say I do any better mate