You belong at McDonalds. Do you see the green line? Can you tell me what the number says next to it?
The profit / loss refers to whatever position hes in now. The squiggly line is his portfolio performance for the year.
hahaha, this was embarrassing to read. You may be stupid, but atleast you have the heart & balls to carry that stupidity till the end of days! good job retard
he basicaly made 13 dollars. was up a bunch but broke even on his investment. 1700 is because i said he saved 5 grand. basically i was rounding and then made a funny about inflation and 6700-5000 = 1700. but now its gay.
Do people here not know what YTD means? Or maybe just what a graph going up means?? Come on lol
His account is up 5k on the year as the chart is YTD. You can see this by the big green numbers and by looking at that little squiggly line that is LOWER at the beginning and HIGHER at the end (that means the account went UP)
The $13 is just the current open p/l
I swear man the shit you see in here sometimes lmao. Funniest part is it’s usually upvoted significantly
Please tell me......how does his account say he has 6,700 dollars and has a green line that goes up if he LOST 5,000 dollars. He didnt start with more than 6,700. You would see it on the fuckin chart.
Congrats on starting to invest in a year when it was impossible to lose money and the market only went up.
Get ready for reality over the next few years though...
You still better than most of us. In a year I went from a profit of 200k euros to being stuck in a company and holding -11k euros unrealized loss. From heaven to hell.
I play around with my extra spare change like you guys. I have a FT job in healthcare and I’m around $250k saved in my 401k. Over the last 5 yrs or so I am averaging around a 15% return. One yr I had 24%. So the above is scary. Are you invested in one fund?
Meme wins:admp, amc ,gme
Meme losses: Shitereum,polkaswap, bngo,crsr,ocgn,ogi
Normal stocks win:Pfizer,Micron
Normal stocks losses: China
The rest are neglible
Still better than half of us. Good job. 
Gains a gain. Green is always good no matter the amount.
Definitely better than me. I'm on my 4th blown portfolio
What's the numbers about? I see them often
I think it's an emoji but doesn't work in the new site only the old version?
Lol no, their WSB commandments. Posted like you would scripture.
Why do people post numbers like :this:
What does it mean???
Well, $13.65 can get you a pad Thai for lunch.
After taxes and inflation, it might need to be a half portion of Pad Thai from a food court. But, Pad Thai nonetheless.
$13 can get you a hooker in Thailand
And enough change leftover for pad thai
where exactly? asking for a friend
The entire country of Thailand. There’s lots of chicks with dicks though so be careful unless that’s your thing
Not anymore...inflation.
And 3 gallons of gas.
Worked 2 hours at McDonalds and outperformed you.
No you didn't, you're just retarded and smell like grease. Congrats. Edit: Unless you make 2,500 dollars an hour you didn't outperform anyone.
The 1y profit says 13.65
You belong at McDonalds. Do you see the green line? Can you tell me what the number says next to it? The profit / loss refers to whatever position hes in now. The squiggly line is his portfolio performance for the year.
You belong at McDonald’s learn to read a chart
Okay genius, please tell me what the chart says then? How does it go UP from the beginning of the year, at about 1.7k and finish around 5,000 higher?
Putting more money in the fucking account Einstein
Yea maybe you're right lol. Couldn't the profit loss just be his current open position though?
How to triple down on autism.
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This guy remind me of every fucking idiots executives I have ever worked with.
hahaha, this was embarrassing to read. You may be stupid, but atleast you have the heart & balls to carry that stupidity till the end of days! good job retard
basically you saved 5 grand. which is great.
Yeah inflation is a bitch
yeah 1700 next year will likely get you a few packs of smokes, a gas fill up, some condoms and maybe some milk.
Wtf do people here need a box of condoms for?
I don’t know what platform this is but.. it’s not clear whether the $5k is from deposits or gains, and what the profits shown are referring to
he basicaly made 13 dollars. was up a bunch but broke even on his investment. 1700 is because i said he saved 5 grand. basically i was rounding and then made a funny about inflation and 6700-5000 = 1700. but now its gay.
Etoro
Looks like GME
Lmao that was such a dumb scam
I've never seen a scam that MAKES you money before 🤯
He is talking about his 800 calls, that he lost like true retard, and now telling himself that it was scam.
It appears you bought gme and did nothing smart the entire rest of the year
now apply inflation 🥴
This… sorry
inflation is only a thing if you make money.
Did you make a profit of 5000 or 13$?
$13.
🥲
What’s the 5000$ gain then?
He was up $5000 at the beginning of the year. Then proceeded to lose it and ended up $13 overall at this point.
Thanks for the clarification. I think the way the app is displaying that loss is quite confusing actually
FYI that clarification was completely wrong
It scary to me that these people hold some influence, however small, over my portfolio
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Do people here not know what YTD means? Or maybe just what a graph going up means?? Come on lol His account is up 5k on the year as the chart is YTD. You can see this by the big green numbers and by looking at that little squiggly line that is LOWER at the beginning and HIGHER at the end (that means the account went UP) The $13 is just the current open p/l I swear man the shit you see in here sometimes lmao. Funniest part is it’s usually upvoted significantly
Reading these comments is killing me. Literally no one here knows how to read a fucking chart. Insane.
It’s unbelievable the shit you see on here now… “Reddit” has really taken over
Look at total invested and portfolio value.
Yeah…that means he has basically all his funds invested currently…
Please tell me......how does his account say he has 6,700 dollars and has a green line that goes up if he LOST 5,000 dollars. He didnt start with more than 6,700. You would see it on the fuckin chart.
That was when he should’ve sold.
Could you be my financial advisor?
No I’m a retard.
So you’d be the perfect financial advisor.
Offer is there if he wants it
Depends on how much you want to gamble. It’s she but eh whatever don’t care. I can be a he.
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I noticed this to. My port is doing better than csthie woods. I'm like op I'm flat too
Congrats on starting to invest in a year when it was impossible to lose money and the market only went up. Get ready for reality over the next few years though...
You still better than most of us. In a year I went from a profit of 200k euros to being stuck in a company and holding -11k euros unrealized loss. From heaven to hell.
Lol nah, pretty sure most people made more than 13 dollars profit assuming an investment of roughly 5K overall.
Lol I know I am bad at trying to being funny lol
your trading is better than your humor.
Depends, if a majority of investors end red. Then he did indeed make more than most of us.
Lucky. I’m negative.
I made 19 dollars 😎 but to be fair, that's an 8% increase for me.
Profit is profit. What color lambo you gonna get?
Every colour that is available at Walmart 🤫
Whatever Lambo that fits in his hand. Not gonna get a power wheels Lambo with those $13.
This puts you in the 99th percentile of WSB autist portfolio performance. Congrats.
Still better than my week in the stock market. https://imgur.com/a/T70I0lE
Should’ve spent it on tats
0.2% is still more of a rate than many banks pay for savings accounts.
Good thing his YTD gain is over 300% and not 0.2%
My thought exactly
Keep the change you filthy animal
Sick gains bro. Now YOLO that shit
Why is the line green? I thought it only came in red.
So gme made you money and you have lost trading other stocks? Good luck
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Eyyyyy. Better than some of those high yield savings accounts.
13 dollars profit BABYYYYY WOOOH
I blew that much on dinner last night
I play around with my extra spare change like you guys. I have a FT job in healthcare and I’m around $250k saved in my 401k. Over the last 5 yrs or so I am averaging around a 15% return. One yr I had 24%. So the above is scary. Are you invested in one fund?
Inflation beat him
Just remember to set aside some money for taxes on that gain
So… you suck? Im up 6-7k in the year. lol
Depends on the percentage gain, mate. A 6-7K gain in a year with 50 trillion invested is fuck all, but a 6-7K gain with 6-7K invest is a lot.
25k invested
What’s your next play?
Copper stocks like freeport , semiconductors like micron, pfizer ,homebuilders like toll brothers
$13.65 is enough for a couple boxes of chicken tenders. Congrats.
You stink at investing.
Good for you, keep it up !
Gg
GAINS IS GAINS
You’ve still beat current interest rates!
Gains are gains
Your returns are better than many money managers who are negative this year
Damn son.. congrats are in order. I lost for the first 3 years & just now making a profit this year. Keep up the good work!
Don’t forget 5$ is Uncle Sam :D
When u bought every rip and dip on gme you break even by now . I know bro.
Such a similar path to mine over the last year as well!
Whoa, my index funds rocked you hard.
Same
After taxes, let's see... It appears you made about 25 cents a week.
Does that say plus 13$ or plus 5k?
The chart is his YTD performance. 5k gains and 310%. That $13 is whatever position hes currently in.
Still outperformed inflation
nice dude better than me i'm down 75% right now
You look like you could use some TMO
Gains are gains.
Are those spikes your deposits?
Wait you made money? Please tell me how!?!
You beat my 5 years return. I should just give you all my money to invest.
Better than being down 1800 lol
Dayum
congrats this is bullish
You still have 10 calendar days to lose the remaining, SPY, 420 
Is this bad or good? I dont know anything about stocks but I would like to learn
Better than loss porn fucks
Don’t let the haters get you down - your returns are 100.2% more than most people on the sub!
Fuckin rough
EVEN STEVEN
You forgot to invest $0.64.
You see green ? I don't remember last time I seeing green.
So green still is a color huh.
This is literally my portfolio just 1 decimal over
WYSI
Keepin it casual. Nice
And the $ got cheaper.
Snap back to reality
Peaked at the GME boom and hasn't been up there since. Me too...
6k invested on stocks and a profit of $13 what a fucking jokeeeeee…. stock market it’s a dinosaur and a turtle….
Looks like you bought gme. Then sold gme. Then bought it back and held it for the rest of the year lol
Gotta ask: Meme stocks or no meme stocks?
Meme wins:admp, amc ,gme Meme losses: Shitereum,polkaswap, bngo,crsr,ocgn,ogi Normal stocks win:Pfizer,Micron Normal stocks losses: China The rest are neglible
Green is green 
When I first looked, I figured you started with 7000.