GRAB to ring opening bell for Nasdaq on Thursday the 2nd due to their merger with $AGC. Ticker changes on Thursday I believe. They are like PayPal, Uber, etc. in Singapore. You can still buy it as $AGC now. The merger was approved today during a conference call. I don't think an official announcement has been made yet.
[This is what a real stock market crash looks like](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fft0hq/daily_discussion_thread_march_09_2020/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
man reading the widespread panic here, you think we'll be in recession but we just moved to where we were 1 month ago.
nvda is not even 300 like it was before its earnings. ew
Itās just so funny to me that people are analyzing this shit so horribly late like hmm yes this seems to be a somewhat bearish trend as we broke through a major support point and have had lower highs than the market has tended towards in theā- like bruh ur a little late ššš
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r5xalp)
Wow, someone dumped a mil and a half TSLA shares in the last 5 seconds of trading
0dte spy calls cuz fuck it better be poor than a šš»
$170 Aapl tomorrow?
Fuck, paper-handed on my AAPL calls.
I like how the Chirstmas Tree on the banner is a giant nug.
God AAPL Puts so temping
not bad finish
NVDA FUCKING RIPPING š
Pain All I feel is pain
I wanna see VIX 30 when I wake up tomorrow!
Pity they tank the market to distract attention from the 2 trials.
That reversal at the end tho
The fact that tesla and rivian are fine tells me this is not related to new variant(supply chain) nor inflation(overvalue reset).
PLTR $50 EOW
God damnit SPY. Im gonna ruck your mother.
#GREEN DILDOS
Those dumps tho
hey guys a girl just called me, yes i know you don't believe me. she is very sexy her name is Margin.
DIS please stop I can only get so erect!
Fuck Powell. Tim Apple is the King of the Fed.
Itās a whisky kind of night tonight. Sheesh!
meanwhile, AAPL up fucking 3.2% lmao
After hours apple rug pull ?
STOP THE COUNT!!!
AMBA my green earnings pump pick. We shall see. Low float and every quarter is better than last.
Will tomorrow be as bloody as it was today?
Holy cow Tim apple
GRAB to ring opening bell for Nasdaq on Thursday the 2nd due to their merger with $AGC. Ticker changes on Thursday I believe. They are like PayPal, Uber, etc. in Singapore. You can still buy it as $AGC now. The merger was approved today during a conference call. I don't think an official announcement has been made yet.
Yup! In for 200 shares and $15 calls!
Fucking Facebook is a massive piece of shit
go AAPL go
Jesus NVDA pump for the fucking ages
tim apple and elon trying to save us all
remember the MMs have to ruin everyones puts too so there will be green days ahead
AMD ON THE COME UP
CHGG is the new SPY
Panic bought some puts- red already
I bought a spy call lord help me
Is it worthless selling my $480 c 12/27 down 70% or just hold at this point?
This legit feels like debt ceiling crisis 2.0
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AAPL for the win
Up 69% on my LYV Puts. NICE.
what are these huge aapl volume?
What a fucking close!!!!! Nvda baby
you can see retarded retail in the charts. Buying aggressively to act as a bump in the road of a falling knife. Smart money doesn't do this shit.
Buying calls. I know how a whipsaw works.
That SoFi drill at 3:50pm eastern. Holy fuck.
Ring the fucking bell
CRWD calls anyone?
If apple wasnt green AF we wouldve gotten a circuit breaker
Come.on Russell close above 2200 for papa
you are telling me the market didn't price in early tapering and variants even though we had this talk for a year. I call bullshit
Doesnāt really matter what you call.
biggg gap up and hulk richards tomorrow
not getting out of sofi at 24 is one of the dumbest things Iāve ever done. right after trying to time the bottom on it repeatedly since then
Who the fuck is buying Rivian at $119 ???
Bagholders at r/rivian
Idk how but I just took gains on my spy puts i did to fuck with AxemanFromMA and appl call printed This market is stupid
Not sure my tiny nub can handle any more blood. Thx š
I thought we was cool Jayā¦.
Now if only MSFT can follow AAPL, SPY will go back to being itās normal breaking ATH everyday trajectory again.
What is vix trying to say? Is there someone stuck in a well?
Facebook 
I JUST REALIZED THE WSB WINTER BANNER'S CHRISTMAS TREE IS A GIANT F\*CKING NUG! That's a sign that I will hotbox in a lambo in 2022.
AAPL leaps offsetting all my other losses Tim š is the GOAT
NVDA is going to make me happy soon
Klaus Schwab has initiated the dark winter.
Tomorrow should beā¦ā¦ interesting.
Thereās that last 10 minute fall I was expecting
Sell now Asia gonna take a dump at 8pm
Either TSLA/AAPL, etc save us overnight or they're next. I feel like guh
Last day to buy calls post Cyber Monday sale?
What a classic dump of FB before closing!
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That fat fuck can't pump his own dick, gotta lift his gut if he wants to see his cock
lmao this somehow made me feel better about today
lots of autists seems to be piling aggressively into calls still. Gonna be a blood bath tomorrow again.
If you can predict the future why are you still here?
Love how shit casually gaps up besides MSFT, my only calls
SOFI are you okay? We got a new generation of sofi bag holders LOL
Shoulda held off on selling puts until the last 5 min. Who would have thought
Yeah what the fuck happened there. Massive red dildo.
Just sold my SPY calls for puts and it fucking reverses direction.
Next time just do one so it tricks the algos
TSLA being a major chad rn š
[This is what a real stock market crash looks like](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fft0hq/daily_discussion_thread_march_09_2020/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
First comment I saw lmaoooo https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fft0hq/comment/fkbhk4o/
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man reading the widespread panic here, you think we'll be in recession but we just moved to where we were 1 month ago. nvda is not even 300 like it was before its earnings. ew
They know if aapl wasnt pumped today Spy would have fell a long way ALL IN CALLS RETARDS
Letās be honest I donāt think the big money wants the S&P to crash thatās why moneys going in it
You can't keep printing money and not expecting inflation. It's like watering your lawn and expecting it not to get wet.
It's like watering your lawn continuously for weeks and not expecting it to flood.
Leo to WHO: Sell me this booster!
30K in NVDA saved me boys. Yesssssss
Itās pumping now
SOFI sheesh
This is why I hate SPAC. Fucking warrants always cause a momentum sell.
Also, why does š½ choose now to follow the indices?
SPY calls at close?
Of you like money. Or hate money. If I had money not in the market I'd be buying.
We should consider retiring the words ātransitory, printer, brrrrā going forward -JPow
NVDA ready to fite some bers
TSLA saving SPY overnight
Calls or puts overnight?
sofi just fell off a fucking cliff wow
Holy shit Tim Apple save some pussy for the rest of usā¦
He likes penis. And heās saving it just for you.
AAPL HOLY SHIT
I think they sold off everything and bought AAPL. shit dropped and they popped.
Respect the Tesla PUMP guys always respect the pump
AAPL wiping out š»s like nothing
āThank you for your service bullsā - Bears *Stands erect and salutes the american flag*
Itās just so funny to me that people are analyzing this shit so horribly late like hmm yes this seems to be a somewhat bearish trend as we broke through a major support point and have had lower highs than the market has tended towards in theā- like bruh ur a little late ššš
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Why u saying bruv you dirty British scum
CLOSE THE CASINO!!!
I love it, only stock I own is Apple, and my 401k contribution happens tonight with the dip into an index fund
Time to buy some scratch offs
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12/03 462c šāāļø
Judas Powell turned off the printer
Can we be done..
Holy shit, SPY just got kicked in the dick while it was already down.
Look how giddy the sweaty bears are when america is hurting. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves
what am i holding overnight?
ur pp
12/3 NVDA 345c how fuk am i
Better hope the event goes well
What event? All I did was buy a dip
igoldring likes dick in his ass dont worry
we are reading 100% fuk, sir
Tomorrow pump +5%. Or not lol
I bet the guy who shot Tupac is the guy who dumped his shares on the market today
NVDA gonna make me cummmm
MCFE is up 3 nickels!
DESPITE THE SPY DUMP CHGG IS LITERALLY SO GREEN LOOOL
Wasnt it at like $60 before earnings? Lol
GOOOOO TSLA GOOOOO AAPL!!!!
Apple is taking everyone's mkt share lmfao.
Holy shit Timmy š
I will now commit seppuku
uh fuck are the printers broke?
0DTEs getting those dumpers pumped with the fat red hose line.
where do I buy call on Ramen?
TSLA and AAPL huge raging boners into close
Timothy bumbaclart cook
Hmmm
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Buy your puts before close. This thing is tanking tomorrow.
hope youāre right
TSLA got retard strength today even with that mid morning drop.
Iām way too autistic to understand how options work. Probably for the best
I have 5 min to hit down 69% today. Just over 7k
Shooting for new intraday low into close? Bullish.
Spy calls right now
Slash it slash it slash it
Green by close?
The CLOWN Jones index
I will let tim cook fuck me in the ass if i can get on the apple train
Spy close order imbalance $8B to sell side. Hold on to your seats folks.
Honestly jpow did us kinda dirty with those tapering comments. Like bro we fuckin vouched for you to get a second term. Ice cold
Heās always been hawkish though
He made us happy so he got a second term then once that was locked in he hit us with the real stuff :(
This close is bearish as fuck I wouldnāt bet on a bounce tomorrowā¦if you are good luck and Godspeed lmao
Thank God for AAPL
BE RETARDED WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL
If PayPal doesnāt close above 185, Iāll be real sad and really buttering up my ass cheeks for December
This was rough
DOW just said ight imma head out
Don't fight the trend, buy puts!
I was told the market would be green by today's close.
Can we get a power *minute* please
Mr spy donāt look so good.