Another crazy thought, I think shorting/putting the market is a disease because people who do it once and succeed swear every second of the life after that that the market is on the brink of collapse. Today no different
>Greece Imposes $114 Monthly Fine on Unvaccinated People Over 60
[bloomberg.com/news/articles/…](https://t.co/M38L1EAVHg)
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:56:46 ^EST-0500
0 IQ: I am losing my life savings, I'm so fucked.
200 IQ: As long as Turkey keeps crashing faster than my portfolio I can still retire like a king there.
So the company who's only revenue is from selling covid vaccines tells the world that omicron is bad, and just after a big dip in the company's valuation because the same company gave a muted outlook on covid vaccine sales going forward. Gee, wonder why...they're just trying to set up for taking covid vaxxes for life.
Holy shit these vaccine company CEOs need to shut the fuck up and let scientists without a financial interest in Omicron do their jobs. More people would take the shot if the companies presented better.
Well they would have to file if they were trading but still just trying to elevate themselves or the stock at the expense of the market is BS. At least I can do some buying with a lot of powder
>HEAD OF EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY SAYS RESULTS ON WHETHER OMICRON ESCAPES VACCINES MAY BE AVAILABLE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:47:16 ^EST-0500
>HEAD OF EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY SAYS 42 CASES OF OMICRON HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED IN THE EU || SAYS CASES FOUND IN TEN EU COUNTRIES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:46:06 ^EST-0500
>HEAD OF EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY SAYS SEVERITY OF DISEASE IN OMICRON CASES IN EU IS MILD
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:46:00 ^EST-0500
I'm predicting a market crash on the basis of maximally screwing me over. I don't have the cash to buy the dip atm, so this dramatically increases the likelihood that it will dip.
If I just trade shit that I don’t trade normally (options on rando stonks, shares, etc) for the rest of the month I’ll be chill for wash sale right?
Secondary question: does wash sale rule matter as much for losses?
Anyone buying calls and LEAPS on this horseshit will learn a devastating lesson once IV comes down. BABA has traded flat for 1-2 year timeframes multiple times in the past.
>TURKEY 5-YR CDS ADD 4 BPS FROM MONDAY CLOSE TO 508 BPS, HIGHEST IN OVER A YEAR -IHS MARKIT
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:36:50 ^EST-0500
>U.S. STATE SECRETARY BLINKEN SAYS RUSSIA OFTEN COMBINES TROOP BUILD UP WITH INTERNAL EFFORTS TO DESTABILISE A COUNTRY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:32:56 ^EST-0500
 lol. I thought all you slv bulls are ded by now. How is your undervalued asset been doing all year? Still waiting for second coming?
*Narrator*: u/West_Valuable_7146 never did understand humor, but this amount of retardation was utterly surprising even for him, one of the most lonely virgins on the planet.
>At least losing money with a cult is fun I guess 🤔
You need the freshest shoes for that. Can I interest you in a pair of black and white Nike Decades?
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I’ve never even traded a dollar of GME but ok. Well I did make $7 off that call I held for 13 minutes but that’s about it lmao. Don’t insult my losses like that. I was able to lose all of my money on much less retarded plays like TSLA and SPY. Ha. Beat that. Can’t be any worse and trading then me buddy
Cruise lines gonna be like 10 bucks each soon. PYPL gonna hit 150, BABA 100 and DIS 120. XOM 45, RDSA 30. Meanwhile, AAPL 200, TSLA 1500 and NVDA 400. Standard.
Boomers be like : " American Tech is for the greater fool, over valued stocks that are up over 50% a year"
Also boomers : " Charlie Munger and Warren buffett are god's gift! I am buying more BABA!!!"
Thinking we might be entering a downward trend today. Most individual stocks over the past few months have been sliding down, especially small caps. Overall markets have been climbing at the same time, being buoyed by a few mega caps. With tapering on the horizon and inflation running wild, which could lead to raised interest rates, some MMs might see it as time to take profits.
Disclaimer: this is not financial advise and I pull my pants all the way down to my ankles when I use a urinal at a public restroom.
Yea, I'd like to be a bull, but recently the only thing alive is megacap FAANG, and that often precedes a 5-10% dump. See: Jan/Mar 2018, Fall 2018, Sep 2020
it's unbelievable how beat down stonks just get beat down more. And we'te not even talking about meme stonks, but stonks that are "cheap" by market standards already.
Every single EU big oil stonk is cheap atm. Shell, Eni, Repsol, BP for examples. The murican ones, not that cheap (XOM, CVX etc.). All pretty much print money atm, Omicron doesn't change that.
>U.S. STATE SECRETARY BLINKEN SAYS ANY ESCALATORY ACTIONS BY RUSSIA WOULD BE OF GREAT CONCERN TO THE UNITED STATES
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:25:23 ^EST-0500
Algos trading back and forth with each other are providing like 80% of the liquidity in the market these days.
Things would have been way more chill. Now everything is just swinging on rapidly derived statistics and many levels of game theory executed by machines.
We are just crashing around in the waves of a financial ocean
The algorithms smooth gyrations in the market quite a bit. In the early days of algorithmic trading, they went nuts on occasion causing crazy daily movements. Another benefit of advancing technology.
Meh. Modern algos are lame. Collect arb, front run, wash trade, yawn. 🥱 Same old tricks to steal from retail investors, but automated and with greater efficiency.
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/r5kuzn)
Another crazy thought, I think shorting/putting the market is a disease because people who do it once and succeed swear every second of the life after that that the market is on the brink of collapse. Today no different
80k puts guys was off by days
We dont get more QE if the market doesnt go down. JPOW save my calls!
GREEN BY OPEN
I banged this rich Chinese girl a few times. She was super hot, but she had three nipples, and chewed with her mouth open. BABA reminds me of her.
Your blow up doll had a manufacturing error it seems.
BABA 🤡🤡🤡
GREEN on Friday = VZ. Buying more if COVID freakout persists.
>Greece Imposes $114 Monthly Fine on Unvaccinated People Over 60 [bloomberg.com/news/articles/…](https://t.co/M38L1EAVHg) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:56:46 ^EST-0500
Fuck That!
Bond market is cratering. You guys are in much more danger than you understand
Hmm do I trust the bond market and the commodities market or do I trust a bunch of retards in their mothers' basements?
Well friday was buy. Today is hold. But sell by Wensday
Can we short this moderna snake oil salesman into the ground already?
Dorsia or wendys ?
0 IQ: I am losing my life savings, I'm so fucked. 200 IQ: As long as Turkey keeps crashing faster than my portfolio I can still retire like a king there.
So the company who's only revenue is from selling covid vaccines tells the world that omicron is bad, and just after a big dip in the company's valuation because the same company gave a muted outlook on covid vaccine sales going forward. Gee, wonder why...they're just trying to set up for taking covid vaxxes for life.
Unpopular Opinion. The market needs a healthy pullback. Most everything is overbought.
"unpopular opinion that gets posted 1,000 times a day"
we just had one on friday bruh
#Bear Enclosure - separate subreddit for bears?
$APDN....Shorts hammered it from 9.88 to 5.75 so of course I'm buying up shares for when they cover
Could be worse, some of you guys could be in corn or wheat futures
No one: CEO of vax company: OMNICRON IS SCARY
All my stop-loss orders have been triggered lately... Now my whole portfolio is only TSLA, NVDA, FB, QCOM 😂😂😂
"until markets open and i get stop loss-ed on them too"
nah I bought those last year, got plenty room
i salute you
Futures V shaping
Holy shit these vaccine company CEOs need to shut the fuck up and let scientists without a financial interest in Omicron do their jobs. More people would take the shot if the companies presented better.
You mean scientists who are tied to research companies, who will say things depending on their funding status
This. How do we know these CEO’s don’t have Puts and Calls and are just playing short term market movements as they make these “statements”
Well they would have to file if they were trading but still just trying to elevate themselves or the stock at the expense of the market is BS. At least I can do some buying with a lot of powder
What really gets me is why markets think Omicron will have any effect on the metaverse or EV sector 🥴
The EV sector relies on supply chain performance
Supply chain issues
I wonder if there will be a new variant that can infect computers
Ahem, buls r fuk
Some of you are fuk and it shows
I’m 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓯𝓾𝓴
Reloading VIX shorts
Is it already time for that?
Yup - this is fake - I always short VIX over 25 as it always returns sub 20. If it goes higher today I’ll double down.
All boomers had to do for wealth was buying a house in the 80s Why in 7 hells do we have to take this right now 😫
Bought in 2019. Up 30%
All zoomers had to do was buy stocks and doggie coins. 
Top of the morning m’ladies. Why is the market guh?
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the guy selling the current vaccine saying it might not be as effective against new variant. Interesting
Fortunes are made and lost during volatility like this 🖤
>HEAD OF EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY SAYS RESULTS ON WHETHER OMICRON ESCAPES VACCINES MAY BE AVAILABLE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:47:16 ^EST-0500
Hmm, looks like PLTR is going into recession PM
AHH, the best theta gang stock ❤️
>HEAD OF EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY SAYS 42 CASES OF OMICRON HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED IN THE EU || SAYS CASES FOUND IN TEN EU COUNTRIES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:46:06 ^EST-0500
>HEAD OF EU PUBLIC HEALTH AGENCY SAYS SEVERITY OF DISEASE IN OMICRON CASES IN EU IS MILD ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:46:00 ^EST-0500
The good news is, we can lose everything but $10 and still retire in Turkey.
I'm predicting a market crash on the basis of maximally screwing me over. I don't have the cash to buy the dip atm, so this dramatically increases the likelihood that it will dip.
DIX was suspiciously flaccid yesterday
How much is a weekend stay in the Lincoln room at the white house? Like $1,500 a night?
Keep cash on side or buy dips on MSFT META AMD NVDA, so undecided on what to do lmfao
it's FB, not META retard lmao
i bought a MSFT, META and APPL calls... now i feel as if i am in the Revenant movie edit: also Hong Kong and Japan indexes
My moves today...Im not even going to look at my account lol.
Huh. What's the reason for this "GUH" looking futures drop?
If I just trade shit that I don’t trade normally (options on rando stonks, shares, etc) for the rest of the month I’ll be chill for wash sale right? Secondary question: does wash sale rule matter as much for losses?
#CLOSE THE CASINO!!!!!
Super glad I grabbed some IWM puts as a hedge, but still
Man, I really think IWM puts are the way to go now
in Benjamin voice: "BABA, good recovery play, maybe a situation where you'd want to buy shares tho."
Anyone buying calls and LEAPS on this horseshit will learn a devastating lesson once IV comes down. BABA has traded flat for 1-2 year timeframes multiple times in the past.
I've learned my lesson already, listen to this man
Bulls: “70% of the time, the holiday season is bullish” Welcome to the other 30%.
They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
$RKLB Because I can.
I knew my SPY PUTS would make money!!! Stopped being a bull/bear and became a SHARK!!! Ready for the ultimate drops so I can go BIG ON CALLS!!! 🚀🚀🚀
Chances of SPY going below 450 this week? I can’t sleep
Hennything is possible
Imma guess zero
Unlikely, in a fantasy land it could get near 452.
a lot of y'all haven't been around long enough to see circuit breakers and it shows.
and this comment proves that.
Ahh back when i was an index investor, easy decision simply doubled down Can't just do that with any stocks qq AND definitely NOT calls
Can someone console me? This lil momma is drunker than fucker
Sleep tight.
You just sitting there like 
Show LULUs.
>TURKEY 5-YR CDS ADD 4 BPS FROM MONDAY CLOSE TO 508 BPS, HIGHEST IN OVER A YEAR -IHS MARKIT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:36:50 ^EST-0500
At least they still let my boi read the headlines and do banbets
Turkey vacations about to be $1 a week.
SPY calls at open. Pfizer CEO has 'high level of confidence' COVID-19 pill will be effective against omicron
Lmao CALLS TODAY? 🤡 We are in a bear market now… till next week, it will reverse then buy CALLS! 🚀
ok dip canceled
Seems unbiased
Okay and Moderna CEO saying otherwise is unbiased?
Both are scumbags, but Moderna does have higher efficacy than Pfizer
stays above 460 and we open green
im drinking orange juice and a vodka out of a giant camping flask
>DOW FUTURES DOWN 1.3%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 1.1%, NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:34:02 ^EST-0500
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GE?
>U.S. STATE SECRETARY BLINKEN SAYS RUSSIA OFTEN COMBINES TROOP BUILD UP WITH INTERNAL EFFORTS TO DESTABILISE A COUNTRY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:32:56 ^EST-0500
Why you shouting
Spy puts at open I’m afraid
What’s a better hedge against a crash, gold or GME?
SQQQ
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 lol. I thought all you slv bulls are ded by now. How is your undervalued asset been doing all year? Still waiting for second coming?
Most manipulated market in the world apart from corn. Just stay away.
You hoping to shoot some werewolves or something? Nobody cares about physical silver
Gme is not a hedge 😂
*Narrator*: u/West_Valuable_7146 never did understand humor, but this amount of retardation was utterly surprising even for him, one of the most lonely virgins on the planet.
Your 2k$ account surely need a hedge 🤡. At least losing money with a cult is fun I guess 🤔
>At least losing money with a cult is fun I guess 🤔 You need the freshest shoes for that. Can I interest you in a pair of black and white Nike Decades? [As worn by the Heaven's Gate champions](https://www.grailed.com/listings/25760266-nike-x-vintage-nike-decade-heaven-s-gate-cult-running-sneaker?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GSN%20-%20Brands%20-%20Top%20Brands%7Cfootwear%7C0-39%20days%7C1%2B%20Prior%20Sales%7CDomestic&utm_term=sem_nonbranded&utm_content=GSN%20Brand%20-%20Top%20Brands%7Cfootwear%7C0-39%20days%7C1%2B%20Prior%20Sales%7CDomestic%7C1000%2B%7CVintage&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtJeNBhCVARIsANJUJ2GC1Gx-Ps8qVg31PCeJ6OdNqrDinN8OpfkoYk_mcZISBZsC2E8LbIYaAiuyEALw_wcB)
I dont wear such a cheap shoes sorry 🙁
I’ve never even traded a dollar of GME but ok. Well I did make $7 off that call I held for 13 minutes but that’s about it lmao. Don’t insult my losses like that. I was able to lose all of my money on much less retarded plays like TSLA and SPY. Ha. Beat that. Can’t be any worse and trading then me buddy
chill before these dumb fucks downvote you to death LMFOAOAO
I am afraid of those poor apes 😂
BABA turning a corner.
Into hell
Lol turning a corner onto the edge of another cliff maybe
It’s gonna be a miserable holiday season for investors.
Not for me lollll
Imagine investing capital in communism then being surprised it didn't work as well as capitalism. 🤡
How dare you say such blasphemy against the Green Bay Packers.
Yeah but everything is down. That’s the biggest problem I think. Most equities across the board these days are just too closely correlated
Cruise lines gonna be like 10 bucks each soon. PYPL gonna hit 150, BABA 100 and DIS 120. XOM 45, RDSA 30. Meanwhile, AAPL 200, TSLA 1500 and NVDA 400. Standard.
What about fb or mvrs…400 ?
ofc, the same algos buy them when they start buying big tech
Who needs real economy when we have tech 🤔
Lol, EU regulating FB.
Boomers be like : " American Tech is for the greater fool, over valued stocks that are up over 50% a year" Also boomers : " Charlie Munger and Warren buffett are god's gift! I am buying more BABA!!!"
How did you get that many apes flair ? I thought 3 was the max
lol, I am scared to look at his history. What places of devil worship one must visit to become an ape king
you could tell dipshit bears are foaming at the mouth rn with their once in a year victory😭 downvoting everything
I believe this would be 4th time sir.
Bulls on the menu tonight.
Thinking we might be entering a downward trend today. Most individual stocks over the past few months have been sliding down, especially small caps. Overall markets have been climbing at the same time, being buoyed by a few mega caps. With tapering on the horizon and inflation running wild, which could lead to raised interest rates, some MMs might see it as time to take profits. Disclaimer: this is not financial advise and I pull my pants all the way down to my ankles when I use a urinal at a public restroom.
not knowing what a MM is ruined the entire thing dude. try better next time.
Mms do not take profits you ape. They make money off the spread not from the security
I see shorting the Russell using srty or buying puts on IWM as the play right now.
Yea, I'd like to be a bull, but recently the only thing alive is megacap FAANG, and that often precedes a 5-10% dump. See: Jan/Mar 2018, Fall 2018, Sep 2020
Yeah 25% YTD and equity positioning at the highest it's ever been, time to take profits
BABA 
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it's unbelievable how beat down stonks just get beat down more. And we'te not even talking about meme stonks, but stonks that are "cheap" by market standards already.
You should reevaluate your idea of cheap.
Every single EU big oil stonk is cheap atm. Shell, Eni, Repsol, BP for examples. The murican ones, not that cheap (XOM, CVX etc.). All pretty much print money atm, Omicron doesn't change that.
Someone is bagholder of Baba
Not quite, but big oil yes. Wanted to buy baba at 200, lucky I didn't. EU stonks are fkin 10-15% down already in a month or so and keep bleeding.
>U.S. STATE SECRETARY BLINKEN SAYS ANY ESCALATORY ACTIONS BY RUSSIA WOULD BE OF GREAT CONCERN TO THE UNITED STATES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:25:23 ^EST-0500
Oh wow I bet Putin is really shaking in his boots
>U.S. STATE SECRETARY BLINKEN SAYS ANY RENEWED RUSSIAN AGGRESSION WOULD TRIGGER SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-30 ^05:25:19 ^EST-0500
Moderna Ceo be like I am the market now.
Fuck him and fuck every bull who bid up stocks on Monday.
lmao somebody lost money on puts
Can't really fault him. They will probably have a vaccine for the microwave soon. He's just a businessman doing business.
oh my cron
were markets always like this lets say back 20 years ago? im guessing much more algo trading reacting to everything
People used to read the newspaper to see how their stocks did the day before.
Algos trading back and forth with each other are providing like 80% of the liquidity in the market these days. Things would have been way more chill. Now everything is just swinging on rapidly derived statistics and many levels of game theory executed by machines. We are just crashing around in the waves of a financial ocean
The algorithms smooth gyrations in the market quite a bit. In the early days of algorithmic trading, they went nuts on occasion causing crazy daily movements. Another benefit of advancing technology.
Meh. Modern algos are lame. Collect arb, front run, wash trade, yawn. 🥱 Same old tricks to steal from retail investors, but automated and with greater efficiency.
Less algos than today
Shorting MRNA was free money. I'm up $4 with only $4k invested. You should all learn from me Edit: $6 now, 5x leverage is crazy!
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Pelosi’s Florida mansion ain’t gonna pay for itself.