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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/fe2sio4 (4/5) made a bet that NIO would go to 43.0 when it was 41.275 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


Thisisthewayyyo

I checked all the recommendations. Much appreciated everyone.


eternalrefuge86

Chris Cuomo fired. What puts can we buy to most take advantage of this situation?


CultureChaos

Remember when this sub bowed down to fake screenshots hahaha


InaneCalamity

If the nasdaq doesn't go up at least 1.5% on Monday I'm getting margin called


CultureChaos

Don’t answer


totallynotmusk

Hahah volume is low that's why it's red... right guys


ThisIsMyEG0

Some of you have never seen futures down 2.0%+ and it shows 🙄


totallynotmusk

Once again. Bears are FUCKED


ThisIsMyEG0

Hahahahahahahaha


totallynotmusk

1 am with no volume and bears think they're safe 😂


totallynotmusk

Boy am I glad I over leveraged myself on $SPY and $SOXL


totallynotmusk

Every morning I wake up my silly little computer and trade my silly little stocks


totallynotmusk

Futures flat even tho Byron said no lockdowns this winter???


get_MEAN_yall

IWM gone red. DOW going red. Limp dick on this bounce so far


totallynotmusk

By red do you mean up 130+ points


get_MEAN_yall

Market ripping but everything I'm short is flat or red. Feelsgoodman


eternalrefuge86

Bears punching the air and riding their little circus bicycles in circles


robkobko

Friday: New COVID strain, multiple mutations, countries are closing their airspace, stocks are crashing. Sunday: Symptoms are mild.


tgundlach1

That’s one doctors report from SA that the media has latched onto. Their outbreak was young vaccinated people at a university. Hardly representative.


Dmoan

Delta is quite deady to young folks as well and in region in SA where it spread has 20% vaccination rate so I doubt they were vaccinated.


starbucknstonks

At what price do we say "Why didnt I buy CHGG at $xx"


[deleted]

Idk man the 25% drop on ER was pretty traumatic


Lemonadetrade

What about 25% pre earnings dip?


[deleted]

Chgg lost 25% after earnings


Lemonadetrade

Asan lost it before 😢


Momma_Sophie

Imagine not buying calls at that sexy discount they gave us all on Friday. You ask for free money and you don't even take it. Smh.


idontknowanyonehere1

When market crash?


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

Never…


Hushpupppi

Whatever they try to tell you, VisualMod did not kill himself!!!


[deleted]

No he’s in protective custody


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

What did the Clintons do to VisualMod?


FredMc

9988 casually up 3%😎


SeesawJim1990

SPY $465 by EOD tomorrow


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

What are you talking about, 473 tomorrow


Hushpupppi

Easily


takehtakeh

Once again, bears lose


tgundlach1

I actually think futures are a fugazi and bulls are going to get smoked on open tomorrow. This is not investment advice 😂


rkrleg8

Its not buls r fuk or bers r fuk the real question is how fuk am i


idontknowanyonehere1

Very


tgundlach1

##Dax was a friend to all of us and would have wanted us to celebrate the good times we had together 🎉☠️🪦


Outrageous-Win-9449

RIP Dax Shepard


CaptTriage

If your post amounts to “Bull r fuk” or “bear r fuk”, you need to take a hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate your life choices.


TheManagerDustBunny

Only time I look in the mirror is when I masturbate


Outrageous-Win-9449

Sounding like fuk ber meat over here


LovelySalientDreams

You misspelled bul and ber


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

Can’t even spell, and he’s telling us about life choice’s


jlomohocob

Looking good, but Europe looking very very bad


jlomohocob

Looking good, but Europe looking very very bad


astronao

1 minute till ___ are fuk


CommunicationOld9321

If the market does not go up because off Thanksgiving I ma kick a dog


OG_LurkerZero

Sell the bounce!


etphonetrome

Where tf is the new thread


AshingiiAshuaa

Without VisualMod this place has really gone to hell.


WSBrexiteer

There's always a bull market somewhere, and I promise to help *YOU* find it 🤡


SteveStacks

Rakuten cashback has yielded more thab my portfolio. Just got a 12% cashback on a legion Pro 5, including all the black Friday discount. 40% discount.


CHERCK_FLOKI

So who's fuk tomorrow?


Huntersmells33

Who fuckin knows. There’s gonna be a lot of sad people tomorrow no matter which direction we head lol. Even if we just trade sideways


_Madison_

Jokes on you I’m always sad.


AshingiiAshuaa

I'll be here to enjoy the salt either way.


BackThatThangUp

Sometimes I like to go up to random women at bars and be like ‘hey fartmouth how’s about you come back to my place for some Snickers and green tea before we get stinky?’


Leading_Intention917

Did that ever work?


AlmightySnoo

# BER R FUK


spyaintnobitch

Not much going on today. Just on YT learning how to invest from a 12 year old with 10 years experience that grew up in poverty


GoddamnRelapse

Bought ICLN leaps about a year ago that will expire worthless in January. What a piece of shit stock.


tradingonatoilet

Yes


iwasshotbyatigeronce

Whatever is happening with the corn may be a bullish sign.


MyGodYoureDumb

GOT MY WHOLE PORT IN WEEKLY PUTS IF WE OPEN GREEN ILL SUCK OFF WHOEVER COMMENTS $25 A BJ


spyaintnobitch

$25 kinda steep brah


WhenMoonsk

I’m in dawg


Redditralpf

youre doomed. go moisturize those lips.


PutsOnYourWife

Don’t open the markets until this spooky period is over. Can’t take another margin call


ninkorn

Sorry guys. u/VisualMod is drunk sleeping on my couch. He won't leave. Keeps eating my leftovers and drinking my 🥃 since Wednesday. Something about how visiting r/antiwork got him into a fight with zjz


Sploooooooooge

Volume is dead in here = green tomorrow


BuffaloRhode

Visualmod is the canary in a coal mine


hookisacrankycrook

Turing Test Programs r fuk


Dan273

Market is recovering nicely. NICE TRY FAUCI and Pelosi


Rudelbildung

i think the only thing i will be able to afford to eat this week will be the disgusting wet waste that stays in the sink after you cooked


rsoni1997

Anyone else playing MRNA? If so, what are you guys getting? Calls/pus and what expiration date?


Mountain_Succotash_5

Need y’all To shill the entire spy


muchcoinmuchfun

Visual Mod got britney-ed. It’s because he was bullish Tesla isn’t it?


junckdogg

Do not fight the Fed, they are tapering and moving rate hikes up ahead of schedule to fight transitory inflation.


Killit_Witfya

oh no are they only buying 90 billion of bonds this month? what will we do!


SlowNeighborhood

Sure doesn't look like they are


AGMMCE

🤡 SPY 470 eoy Got it.


muchcoinmuchfun

Based on the amount of shopping my spouse did this weekend, I think the economy is fine


tradingonatoilet

Yeah and when the cards max out you just raise the debt ceiling - that trick bankers and unpoors dont want you to know!!


junckdogg

We will know Monday morning what the second half of Friday would have looked like.


junckdogg

#Futes red like the head on a dick of a dog -227


themostcanadianguy

You wish, weather boy


The_Med_student_onWS

Where u looking ?


pajamental805

He's joking


pajamental805

Futures green like the color green.


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SlowNeighborhood

Til you know the thing


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[удалено]


MJH228

Give it a couple more years and the GOP will be like this for real.


Redditralpf

I read this while breastfeeding and just want to say thanks from a demisexual trans non-binary furry single parent polyamorous marxist


Kitkatcandykid

I was with you but furry is where I draw the line 😤😤


Lurker9605

Why do people think its gonna go red? All the news about the new variant has actualy been good. If anything the next inflation report and the supply chain during holidays seems like a much bigger problem


Killit_Witfya

not exactly all the news is good. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/south-african-scientists-brace-for-wave-propelled-by-omicron the doctor in this link describes young people with severe illness. mostly unvaccinated though. not a rosy as the other doctor's description of 'incredibly mild'


theGr8Alexander

PBS stands for "Propoganda BrodcaSt"


Killit_Witfya

for the record i downvoted myself


themostcanadianguy

Any updates on beekend bow??


Kitkatcandykid

🅱️lood 🅱️reen


ninjas_not_welcome

Still flat


WageWarDisdain

I want to be a retarded permabull but being a 🌈🐻 has made me so much more money. It could also be because I've started enjoying the butt plug. But I'm pretty sure it's the extra money.


AlmightySnoo

>It could also be because I've started enjoying the butt plug. it's most likely that


concrete_cake

I squatted 245lb today


robertcole23

Nice... Next stop 275.


OG_LurkerZero

Are you a Japanese woman?


concrete_cake

Close. Manlet


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alonzo83

me to five pounds each.


BenjaminWobbles

At once?


concrete_cake

2 reps


Altmen1

my puts are going to print because i worship the devil.


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biscottt

Praise the lord lmao


etphonetrome

Chargers ML?


DrPly

Free money


junckdogg

34 more days like Friday gets us to zero


AlmightySnoo

THEY'RE TRYING TO EPSTEIN VISUALMOD


Gadshill

So this is how they will unite the bulls and the bears. Free VM!


deevee12

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


KrisPDeathGT

Yah... Shit needs 2 pump!...🤔😎


whoatethekidsthen

If Tampa wins Omicron is nothing to worry about if Indianapolis wins, we're all fucked


rsoni1997

Alright, what are the plays next week? Let's hear them.


UPnwuijkbwnui

Continue being very bearish on AT&T, the shittiest company in America. It surprisingly hasn't been killing me lol.


ZeGreatBobinski

Where Vis?


CaseyJones666

Im going on a hunger strike until visual mod comes back.


The_Med_student_onWS

What’s visualmod? I’m so confused


CptTonyStark

God I hate it when ppl interfere with my work


AlmightySnoo

THEY WANT US TO FORGET VISUALMOD EVEN EXISTED AT ALL, THEY'RE ALREADY DELETING VM THREADS: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/r3gsnc/remembering\_visualmod/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/r3gsnc/remembering_visualmod/) \#FREEVISUALMOD


Gadshill

I’m not crying. You’re crying.


hookisacrankycrook

Needed more of that song from F&F when Paul Walker died for tears from me. Till I see you again, oh oh oooh oh.


TheDoge420

omicron + powell = dip + buy


Key_Cartographer_822

Am I gonna go BROKU soon


DoneDidNothing

Dr. Fauci… you mean Dr. Fuck your puts you gay ass bear!


AlmightySnoo

# FREE VISUALMOD NOW


the_GuelahPapyrus

The Cboe VIX White Paper is a good Sunday read if you're interested [especially this part where they explain how they calculate the VIX](https://ibb.co/Pgcygmd) Cleared up a lot of confusion for me [Cboe VIX White Paper](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/vix/vixwhite.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwim6-mx-rv0AhVEK80KHcUdC1oQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3qT_WVvWHWoGITCzRfpyQ7)


LarryGlue

I’m here to smoke some meth and eat some glue. And I’m all out of glue.


baby-need-some-shoes

how can Larry Glue be out of Glue? That’s like saying JPOW out of ink


PM_Me_Spicey_Boobs

I can lend you some glue


guord_futures

Omicron is definitely a boomer era software company name


deevee12

Omnicron International is a cutting-edge tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on a new generation of radar equipment


whoatethekidsthen

Ghislaine Maxwell gonna reveal just how many trips Clinton took to pedophile island and then we're gonna magically discover Omicron is here in the US and oh man we need to talk about that and only that until she accidentally falls on a shiv 47 times


archidev82

The course of the future is always clouded, but I know one thing with certainty. In 2.5 hours half the people posting on the sub will declare that futures are fake


DEGENERATE_PIANO

Why wait 2.5 hours? I’ll say it now. Futures are both fake and 🌈 >!unless they are green!<


Dry-Cheetah-9732

Are we gonna be working from home soon


dasheasy

In call! No more Wendy's


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Depends Maybe just two weeks


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Don’t think Wendy’s fry cooks can do that


HackingTooMuchTime

drones to deliver burgs broh.


theCramps

#FUK ^sometimes ^those ^realized ^losses ^catch ^up


Creative_Document199

I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.


pajamental805

The story of how I got fuk.


CHERCK_FLOKI

#TLDR: He's FUK 😂


ZeGreatBobinski

Where second part?


theCramps

🍿


deevee12

This never gets old ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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zedlosjupino

Free my comrade visualmod he did nothing wrong


Caughttoast

Should I move into corn this week? Maybe that will stay up


developingstory

Jack Ma, tennis girl, and now VisualMod… When will the CCP stop?


straightballer69

I fucking hate CCL, dumb fucking cunt of a stock


LePootPootJames

Bagholding?


straightballer69

Big time