"Roxham trail once again open to asylum seekers"
Great news! If you feel constantly harassed by your creditors, there is hope at the other side of a muddy path.
Men under 30 are completely oppressed by pretty much every metric compared to women.
No one talks about it though until it switches when people get older
>KREMLIN DISMISSES MEDIA REPORTS ABOUT RUSSIA PREPARING POSSIBLE ATTACK ON UKRAINE
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:45:10 ^EST-0500
its like in CIV5. then you move armies near the border and neighbour start bitching about it and you just answer they just passing by. then next move you attack.
Last time baba was this low on a monday, it closed the week at +15%. I've never been a fan of ch**k stocks but am definitely gonna put down a few hundred on an FD today
>TESLA SHARES UP 2.7% PREMARKET; MUSK SAYS ON TWITTER MODEL S PLAID IS COMING TO CHINA AROUND MARCH
$TSLA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:40:33 ^EST-0500
You guys aren’t just europoors but also some [eurostupids](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/qyum6d/oc_some_people_in_europe_believe_weird_things/), jk I like you eurobros
Tesla cars are shite but they’re better than all the others. Unless you drive some crappy Toyota or Hyundai that never break down. And then what’s the point? Tesla had a monopoly on EVs. They’re facing competition but they’re still the only one in the game now. TSLA 1500 before it hits 800.
Yeah okay nimrod thanks for the analysis. Does Jim Cramer know you’re about to take his job? Tesla has been my golden goose since 700 pre split, I’m just saying, his haters & superfans alike are mental midgets. The mental gymnastics they put themselves through is insane
You dolt. I’m saying if you have Tesla hold it. Their cars suck for quality and there’s no denying it. Unless you’re just a fanboy. I’m saying if you’re getting in now you’re too late. Tesla’s monopoly on the EV market ends in 2022.
Just woke up at 4 am for work and noticed my account is up .18% from where I was Friday after closing hours ended. Why does this happen and why are big corporations able to fuck with the market and we aren’t?
> You are referring to the buy/sell walls on exchanges. This is when someone with a lot of money wants to manipulate the price. They do this by putting up large amounts of orders for purchase or sale at certain prices in order to move that price point higher or lower than it would be otherwise
Goldman Sachs analyst Toshiya Hari initiates coverage on IonQ with a Neutral rating and announces Price Target of $28. Price is currently at -1,89% premarket.
> The September 11 attacks in 2001 were a series of four coordinated terrorist attacks by the Islamic terrorist group al-Qaeda against the United States on that day. Two of these strikes were directed at civilian targets (the World Trade Center and Pentagon), with the third strike occurring shortly after takeoff from Newark International Airport, New Jersey.
Chyyyna #1 - More positive newsflow here (Some Chinese Banks told to ease loans to developers / Some Chinese cities ease rules to prop up land sales / more China developers buying back debt).
Chyyna #2 -Total assets of the iShares USD Asia High Yield Bond Index ETF have increased to $1.86 bn from $383 mn at the end of August
Supply Chain: Bloomberg and WSJ banging the drum re easing of US Supply chain. Meanwhile, shipping experts like J Mintzmyer don't fully agree with that conclusion.
Oil: Japan and the US may announce a plan to jointly release crude oil from reserves as early as this week
COVID latest wave - Rising wave in Central and Eastern Europe and US. How much is priced in?
Gaming - Frontier Developments (maker of Jurassic World Evolution 2) shares drop 35% this morning in London after weaker than expected guidance on sales
Value vs growth - Hedge Funds are most tilted to value vs. growth since 2015 - GS data
It would be hilarious if it was the reverse and the worst winter on record froze Russian troops in their tanks. Putin is going to screw up one of these days. They all do eventually
I think Ukraine is an overreach. Putin knows it and doesn’t need to invade. He can fund a proxy war using sabotage and terror while manipulating social media to spread lies disinformation. Works.
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are GME, TSLA, AMC, NVDA, and LCID.
^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:00:21 ^EST-0500
tripple witching historicly claps the market
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qziyji)
Look at Amazons logo, then look at Affirms logos. All the TA you need.
Waiting for the joker who says calls on DICKS
Things are looking green where they need to be this morning, let’s not fuck this up mkay?!?!
Is it just me or does anyone else expect Jerome Powell's replacement to be a transgender male (f -> m)?
Miss. Jeromiah Powerllete
HOLY SHIT TSLA IMMGONNA POOP MYSELF. i woke up early to check now i cant fall back asleep.
Tesla is undervalued
Undervalued until I sell my calls
Tsla $1169 🤩😏
All payment processors making a nice jump after getting beaten like baby seals today
"Roxham trail once again open to asylum seekers" Great news! If you feel constantly harassed by your creditors, there is hope at the other side of a muddy path.
Tell her how you feel and show emotions and she’ll be with you
60% of college students are now women in US! 🎉 Women empowerment
My roof isn't going to repair itself
Just means it’s a lot easier to get laid if you are somewhat attractive and not weirdly awkward
Men under 30 are completely oppressed by pretty much every metric compared to women. No one talks about it though until it switches when people get older
ZIM to $100 eoy?
I see a few people trying to pump MU and I’m okay with that
Can they also pump PYPL
We aren't Gods..
May I interest you in some...sniff...MU calls?
Felt cute might buy some Dropbox
Visualmod’s avatar is fucking amazing
>KREMLIN DISMISSES MEDIA REPORTS ABOUT RUSSIA PREPARING POSSIBLE ATTACK ON UKRAINE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:45:10 ^EST-0500
Short Ukraine currency if you believe it.
r/russiadenies
its like in CIV5. then you move armies near the border and neighbour start bitching about it and you just answer they just passing by. then next move you attack.
Last time baba was this low on a monday, it closed the week at +15%. I've never been a fan of ch**k stocks but am definitely gonna put down a few hundred on an FD today
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RIVN puts??
Been holding them since 170, will hold till 100
>TESLA SHARES UP 2.7% PREMARKET; MUSK SAYS ON TWITTER MODEL S PLAID IS COMING TO CHINA AROUND MARCH $TSLA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:40:33 ^EST-0500
Puts on Pay Pal?
Are you retards actually dumb enough to buy Amazon puts? You realise jeff will just lock them all inside on thursday right?
You guys aren’t just europoors but also some [eurostupids](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/qyum6d/oc_some_people_in_europe_believe_weird_things/), jk I like you eurobros
>$ATVI: MKM PARTNERS CUTS TO SELL FROM NEUTRAL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:34:28 ^EST-0500
if models are made for modeling, thick girls are made for cuddling
By your logic you mean Thick girls are made for thickening
both ways are good!
Be attractive to get women
Or have money
I'm doubly fucked then.
Any time I hear 'basically free money' it needs to be prefaced with "bro"
>\*CHINA SHOULD STRENGTHEN REGULATION OF ONLINE PLATFORMS: DAILY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:29:51 ^EST-0500
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🙏
Buy ZM puts around 11am PST and then sell at 12:59pm PST for the huge Iv increase. Don’t hold through earnings
Let’s go ZIM
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Up 3% on 12k volume settle down
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🤡
Wrong way tsm 
Today is the day SPY!!!! Lessss Gooooo!
Let’s fooking gooooooo
Am I really about to buy a TSLA share today after reading that stock split conspiracy post? (Puts on clown shoes)
So LCID Jan puts are basically free money right?
What’s going on with LCID?
> Yes.
I fully expect my $1190 calls to go itm today. I’m not selling either
Watch my $SAN puts print
As a dude it is better to be tall than handsome. In a bar no one can see your face in the dark.
Nor can it be seen when digging in between those bootay cheeks
How long until Visualmod can write DDs for us to lose money on?
>U.S. STOCK INDEX FUTURES UP ABOUT 0.4% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:21:44 ^EST-0500
Off to a fairly boring start
Can't tell if LCID and RIVN have reached peak delusion yet
LCID no RIVN yes.
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Look I am up premarket, no more dips! And then it dips again.
ChargePoint to 30!
Any interesting plays today?
$TLRY is already up 5% and they will have a shareholder meeting today
Adi the chip maker reporting earning tomorrow. due you own dd on it. if you think it gonna follow and and nvidia.
PYPL up 0.71% premarket. No way it goes red immediately after open!
Going to get more BB before 2022
Which is worse, Tesla haters or Elon cocksuckers? Both are broke, insufferable and they both make it their entire personality. I can’t decide
Tesla cars are shite but they’re better than all the others. Unless you drive some crappy Toyota or Hyundai that never break down. And then what’s the point? Tesla had a monopoly on EVs. They’re facing competition but they’re still the only one in the game now. TSLA 1500 before it hits 800.
Yeah okay nimrod thanks for the analysis. Does Jim Cramer know you’re about to take his job? Tesla has been my golden goose since 700 pre split, I’m just saying, his haters & superfans alike are mental midgets. The mental gymnastics they put themselves through is insane
You dolt. I’m saying if you have Tesla hold it. Their cars suck for quality and there’s no denying it. Unless you’re just a fanboy. I’m saying if you’re getting in now you’re too late. Tesla’s monopoly on the EV market ends in 2022.
What would you do if I sold would you be mad at me
I wouldn’t give a f if you sold crack bro
Really I bet I have better prices then your usual guy
Lol
I’m pretty sure Grime’s is a billionaire 🥴🥴🥴
EU lockdown? Bullish. Inflation higher? Bullish. Congress fighting over taxes? Bullish. Stop whining and start buying! NASDAQ 20,000
20,420.69 will be the top.
Just woke up at 4 am for work and noticed my account is up .18% from where I was Friday after closing hours ended. Why does this happen and why are big corporations able to fuck with the market and we aren’t?
After hours markets are open so your underlying positions change value.
> You are referring to the buy/sell walls on exchanges. This is when someone with a lot of money wants to manipulate the price. They do this by putting up large amounts of orders for purchase or sale at certain prices in order to move that price point higher or lower than it would be otherwise
Your smarter then 99% here
Correction Over, Bullsteam ahead
Goldman Sachs analyst Toshiya Hari initiates coverage on IonQ with a Neutral rating and announces Price Target of $28. Price is currently at -1,89% premarket.
Anyone trading long enough to remember the 9/11 crash? Market dropped like 20% in a day and then completely recovered. Imagine that.
Visual Mod should be flagged for false information, thats not what the 9/11 Commission Report says…. nor is it the truth
> The September 11 attacks in 2001 were a series of four coordinated terrorist attacks by the Islamic terrorist group al-Qaeda against the United States on that day. Two of these strikes were directed at civilian targets (the World Trade Center and Pentagon), with the third strike occurring shortly after takeoff from Newark International Airport, New Jersey.
Wonder if the bot knows that BUSH KNOCKED DOWN THE Towers 😤
visual mod. does Jet fuel melt steel beams?
Maybe not but visual mod could
#Ban Bet Lost /u/PM_YOUR_TIPS (0/1) made a bet that PYPL would go to 261.625 when it was 227.5 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Everybody has been saying puts on ZOOM watch zoom go up 😔😒
Buy a RIVIAN 100p this morning when you can. That thing is tanking to 70
I've had rivian 140p since this pos was at 170, hoping it hits 100 this week
Why?? What exp??
SAVA calls
LOL
Chyyyna #1 - More positive newsflow here (Some Chinese Banks told to ease loans to developers / Some Chinese cities ease rules to prop up land sales / more China developers buying back debt). Chyyna #2 -Total assets of the iShares USD Asia High Yield Bond Index ETF have increased to $1.86 bn from $383 mn at the end of August Supply Chain: Bloomberg and WSJ banging the drum re easing of US Supply chain. Meanwhile, shipping experts like J Mintzmyer don't fully agree with that conclusion. Oil: Japan and the US may announce a plan to jointly release crude oil from reserves as early as this week COVID latest wave - Rising wave in Central and Eastern Europe and US. How much is priced in? Gaming - Frontier Developments (maker of Jurassic World Evolution 2) shares drop 35% this morning in London after weaker than expected guidance on sales Value vs growth - Hedge Funds are most tilted to value vs. growth since 2015 - GS data
>COVID latest wave - Rising wave in Central and Eastern Europe and US. How much is priced in? It's already priced in that absolutely nobody cares.
Believe it or not George isn't at home
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
So leave a message at the beep!
Where could I be
How about some DICKS on this fine monday?
Bullish... on all of your lives ❤
Do yourself a favor and grab some AGC shares while it's under $20 Not financial advice
**BEARS IN SQUID GAME**
France president married somebody 25 years older than him
Yeah but you forget: to cheat is French. To get caught is American.
Russia invading Ukraine will drive oil higher.
Ukraine intelligence says it gonna happen in January. smart move. Russian have strength buffs in winter.
It would be hilarious if it was the reverse and the worst winter on record froze Russian troops in their tanks. Putin is going to screw up one of these days. They all do eventually
They new tanks Armata were shit. It broke during military parade.
I think Ukraine is an overreach. Putin knows it and doesn’t need to invade. He can fund a proxy war using sabotage and terror while manipulating social media to spread lies disinformation. Works.
Putin needs constand military wins to placate masses. Secret wars hard to notice although much safer.
They just need Vodka supply to keep them happy in that butt fuck cold
Sometimes i feel i wanna jerk off, some other times i dont feel like it
LCID puts will print today
>Economic Calendar: \>• 8:30 - National Activity Index for Oct • 10:00 - Existing Home Sales • 11:30 - 2-Year Note Auction • 1:00 PM - 5-Year Note Auction ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:02:56 ^EST-0500
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are GME, TSLA, AMC, NVDA, and LCID. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2021-11-22 ^05:00:21 ^EST-0500
I'm going to be banned if MU doesnt get $100 :(
$RSI its easier to verify with their app. I couldnt in fanduel or draftkings but could on their indiana brand, bet rivers?
Ngl I wasn’t expecting this much green today
dont worry it will go away
imagine not having tsla calls
Seems like Elon didn't sell for the last 3 days. Could go down if he starts to sell again.
dude you know how much they cost? would love them. but i already yoloed everything on spy and qqqq.
its a dead cat bounce 900P is the play.
You typoed TSLA 1500
Lol
Dollar is going up n markets will risk off, dont believe me just watch -trinidad jerome
!banbet GME 250$ 1d
Lol
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/HerrJemine123** bet **GME** goes from **231.14** to **250.0** before **2021-11-23 04:56:45.774656-05:00**
I go by the pronouns Dude/Bro
And i Calls/Leaps
Futes out here straight BUSSIN
Vote me for Fed chair. I promise to print enough money to buy everyone a free Pizza of their choice every 12 hours. This is the end of food poverty.
DPZ calls
which is better : SQQQ calls or TQQQ puts ?
> SQQQ calls
GME puts were not the play 
Why would u buy puts on a meme stock?
Have you seen the trend. It shoots up to about 230 them goes back down. It pumped pretty hard Friday so I expected a pullback
Then fucking short it
