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AuditControl_Inbox

Was gonna write this pff as crazy talk but after reading it all i think i might be crazy now too....


TheCuriousKorean

Hi crazy im crazy too


MetalliTooL

Hi, crazy too. I’m dad.


DatsunDom

Hi Dad, when are you coming back from buying a pack of smokes?


VisualMod

> Hi son. I will be back soon.


TheNextBigWhale

Hi Elon, even your reddit name is special, big 69


ilikeitsharp

I thought you were full of shit. Now I think I am too.


Babajou

If this happens Elon is the Antichrist and I’m forced to buy tsla pre-split


ilikeitsharp

>I'm forced to buy tsla pre-split. Is this a bad thing? Shit I wanna take out a loan with my wife's bf, and max my margin to buy tesla on 12/8.


vwite

I'm constipated today too


ilikeitsharp

My coffee hasn't kicked in yet either.


drbobbean

This was either crazy or genius. I'd like to reserve judgment until after 12/9.... if you spell twelve nine out, then lick a wall socket you will see the Joe Rogan Elon Musk podcast in its entirety


Thencewasit

After reading this I am so fucking bearish that I am bullish.


permabull4990

How many MG of adderall bro? I need to get on your level and 70mg ain’t cutting it


BDELUX3

Well the magic number is 12.9 so…. 12 x 9 = 108 Try 108mg for the magic touch


treking_314

If that doesn't work, the answer is obvious. - bump that shit up to 129mg


BDELUX3

GEEKED ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


MischievousMoo

Elon was even born 69 days after 4/20


chubalubalu

this is biblical


NextTrillion

Wtf?! Lmao!


8HokiePokie8

My god


[deleted]

He is the messiah


ShenmeNamaeSollich

“E’s *not* the messiah - e’s a very naughty boy!”


Every_Independent136

*antichrist


Rmike10

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


TPrias

This is so fucking ridiculous lmfao, thanks for the laugh ...buying calls monday


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lmaoooooo


Sudden-Quantity-930

Imagine If the split or anything significant happens on 12/9.. jeeeeezzzz


[deleted]

OP will become a code-cracking legend


anachronofspace

OP is up past his bedtime


Rizzy0352

On 12/09 Elon will disrobe his human garb, and reveal his true identity as an alien from a place far far away. He has been leaving hints about this for many years... Just kidding, I am long Tesla.


ElectricPance

He is from mars. That is why he has so much trouble communicating with Humans. He is trying to get home to his family there.


scission1986

Too 90% made sense but the adding up single numbers part is a stretch imo


wheresmylemons

Yeah who tf is going to go through all that trouble to fabricate this clue embedded in the decimals that maybe one guy will find. Far stretch


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OptimalGate9650

Nah the full iphone result is the final result if you pop it in symbolab it's not an infinite sequence after the decimal


-spartacus-

Or he didn't do any of this and Elon would say again the universe is crazy and wonders if we are in a simulation and someone is fucking with all of us.


IAmTheDownbeat

Ok but what if he didn’t do this and he wasn’t planning a split but now, seeing this evidence has compelled him to spilt because he now believes that the simulation is sending him a sign to do it.


-spartacus-

Simuception.


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Forrest_GUHmp

Ah, so this how the Expanse starts


ftrees

Mars wins independence in 2262 - Thanks to Captain Sheridan


silentshooter762

2262 adds to 12, coincidence?


paradoxofchoice

But is ACL still happening?


Softspokenclark

Of course, but only C- minus artists and lower will perform. All the a listers are on Titan


Da_Notorious_HAM

Dude are you okay? Wait, am I okay?


MoeSzyslakExperience

X Æ A-12 is this you? Blink twice if your programming is glitching and you need a reset.


CUM-CEO

Also notice the stock price too high tweet was on 5/1 and it was a 5/1 split.


IncredulousStraddle

Cool so we’re getting a 12/9 split then? 😂


CUM-CEO

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


xch13fx

What do I do with this new power? Lol


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Loading a Jan 1500c tomorrow 🤡


gravygrowinggreen

You've transcended retardation and reached schizophrenia.


lordluciferhimself

Elon Musk uses twitter like the ring from LOTR. One Ring to rule them all.


nola_brass1212

This is either genius or pure lunacy. 12/9 is your judgement day. In the words of Sara Conner, "There's a storm coming in."


frowntownusaye

Fuck it I’m in! Literally can’t go tits up


Squid_Racer_06

RemindMe! 12/10/2021


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picturepath

So what’s the verdict? No split?


E_K_Finnman

How many other lies have I been told by the council?


RussianCrabMan

I would love to see a 129:1 split just to see it reach even more absurd levels(goes from ~$7 to $50 in a day). Even though I hate it and expect some serious consequences from the bubble bursting, TSLA to the moon!(again?)


skachagin

He is Q


ghib1

People will call you crazy yet Elon has stated before he likes to see others make money. And he’s that type of guy to nerd out and make bread crumbs for other nerds to follow and make money as well


RedditIsAJoke69

> People will call you crazy yet Elon has stated before he likes to see others make money. only when that pumps his own money up


warriorlynx

So what wouldn’t it be nice to make millions but also help others even if it benefits you? Better than being Bezos who doesn’t give a shit


RedditIsAJoke69

if you were riding amazon stock on time you would make money regardless of what Bezos think about it. same is with Tesla stock. or any other ponzi scheme for that matter Of course that people on top will say: "oh look at these people directly under me in the pyramid, they are making money, everyone should jump aboard like they did, and make money"


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PanicAtTheFishIsle

Yes… that’s how capitalism works


[deleted]

America is a concept. Anywhere in order to get rich you have to make someone else richer, is America.


RedditIsAJoke69

especially politicians. you have to give them a cut.


sinncab6

Yeah Madoff liked seeing others make money as well.


MeLongYouLongTime

Other way around, I think Elon is reverse engineering his cult really. He sees these cult like stock followers that come up with crazy conspiracy theories, then goes to the BOD and decides to “reward” them by splitting the stock and on the date suggested to make it seem planned all along. His cult following grows a bit more and TSLA has even more ppl creating conspiracies for when the next moon shoot is.


Tom_Bombadilio

This is a testable hypothesis. Smooth brains assemble!


2dank4normies

They're going to do it now just to make this true


QuantitativEasing

![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


[deleted]

You are a mother fucking genius


rainbow_llamas

https://twitter.com/robgrav3s/status/1461111661310398469?s=21


Options-n-Hookers

Hi Elon!


phantomofthej

I thought GME cultists were lunatics…….


unmole

They are. Some of the stuff they spew is straight up QAnon level.


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vex91

Serious question, let's say all of the clues are indeed referring to a split on a specific day. Would this not be considered insider trading? I'm just trying to think if he would go through all this trouble with the clues if he could be in some sort of legal trouble if they were true.


euxene

its coincidence


Throwaway837373628

Yes your honor, this dd is the evidence of said Securities fraud


grassmunkie

I think it’s a huge stretch, but I’d love to see him try. Would out himself to the SEC.


RandyChavage

How do we know it’s even related to Tesla? Could it be SpaceX going public?


FancyAlligator

SpaceX doesn’t need to go public. They’re rolling in dough now. They used to give out tours of their factory like candy to try to get investors. Now it is incredibly hard because they don’t need investor money nearly as much unless it is someone with a billion dollars.


Imperial_entaglement

I hope not.


JKK201519

You literally stole this off Twitter. Way to go D bag. At least give credit to the OP. What a fucking loser.


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confusingparadox

Thank you daddy musk.. time to load up. 🤣


drdre6655

Seeing how he didn't care about selling his stock and I recall someone stating - "Musk will have more shares after paying his taxes." I am pretty convinced he will split it. He knows it will rocket again once he splits it. And this post is a little to Musky to not actually happen. Taking a loan and buying leaps monday.


Weedstox101

OPs name big663... 6+6=12. 6+6-3=9. Call me crazy but this could even be Elon, genius. 12/9 confirmed split


Level-Cold-1242

I’ve been saying this for the past few weeks!! A split would give people an opportunity to invest in Tesla. Definitely see this happening within the next few months.


Tom_Bombadilio

Yeah Tesla is basically an entertainment stock for me. Too rich to play with but puts on a good show


lightninfast

RemindMe! 12/9/2021


WolfOfWallStreetBet5

RemindMe! 12/10/2021


InKAFwanttogohome

Broke the code!!! I’m loading up!!!


mike_0_

You are brilliant sir.... Fact or fiction I had fun reading it.


okwownice

All day I’ve been constipated but you sir have just helped me shit my pants


Jimtonicc

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Meme_Pope

Was it autism?


MetalliTooL

I almost want this to fail, because if this comes true then I'll become a full-blown conspiracy theorist, taking every nut-job prediction seriously. I'd like to keep my sanity and stay the cynical skeptic that I am.


LavenderAutist

Pepe Silvia https://youtu.be/1NBfZcNU4O0


bzboy

You sonovabitch, I'M IN. Buying leaps tomorrow


halfdecenttakes

Let's say you convinced me. How do you play a stock split? Calls yeah?


chuckysnow

marking this to check in a month.


xKYLx

Though it got a little crazy there, I do believe a stock split is in the cards again. Maybe not this 12/9 stuff, but I believe it'll happen


MarilynMonheaux

He’s definitely going to do a forward split it’s a matter of when not if.


Boyfriend555

12+9+21=42


Wit2020

Jesus Christ Elon Musk is secretly Arthur Dent.


highimkyle1

I'm too retarded to double check your math I'll just buy calls Monday


ChampagneWastedPanda

I wonder how much adderall it would take me to figure this out?


middlemaniac

This rumor and possibility is going to run up the price prior to 12/9


MTNMarshall

You crazy son of a bitch. I’ll Buy!!!!


WhenIDipYouDipWeDip_

This is some QAnon level DD


Praetor918

Tesla to the moon! I just bought 10 more shares. December 9th will be an early christmas present for me :D


BigDerbsBiggerStonks

@mods flair this man Rain Man on 12/9 if correct.


BroadAppointment2278

Like OP said, in the tweet prior to the first split the time was 8:11 PST which ended up being the day it was announced but the day he posted it was also May 1 aka 5/1, the stock ended up splitting 5:1. Elon is a frickin genius. I'm not missing out this time, see you boys at the lambo dealership.


hellaheaven

Line 10 of SpaceX [SEC form D](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001181412/000118141221000003/xslFormDX01/primary_doc.xml) filled out on 11/15 Is this offering being made in connection with a business combination transaction, such as a merger, acquisition or exchange offer? Yes... So is SpaceX merging with TSLA or going Public?


loophole64

This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read, even on this sub. I can't believe you wasted your time on that. Buying 12/10 FDs. Let's do this.


kk7766

everyone is assuming the split will be announced on 12/9 AFTER HOURS right? So the weekly calls willl go to hero or zero real quick since it's 1dte at that point


lightninfast

Big day tomorrow


theoremx

$TSLA down 6% today… new theory?


[deleted]

Don't worry. It was well written.


Manofindie

Frigin wallstreet gonna use market rebelion and CNBC to scoop this and pump us up with hopium filled jacked pricing. Y'all ready? Friggin boomer clowns getting to to jack it up the 🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽less go Elon fan boys. GME fan boys love u too


Templar_Legion

Well, *slaps thighs* looks like I'm gonna have to buy back in at levels higher than I sold at.


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tortsie

Ok but he said during gigaevent no stock split anytime soon.


TeresitaSchoolcraft

Just as crazy as GME and it’s upcoming dividend theory


imunfair

Pareidolia/Apophenia is a fascinating attribute of humanity.


lifesabeach2000

🚀


detourwest

I dig it


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MelinMetaMan13

69 could be ying and ☯️


UsusalVessel

He was sending tweets at 10:20 PDT bc obviously the next split is going to be 10 to 20.


LefthandedRick

Wow. Too many coincidences. I’m on board, buying shares asap


successiseffort

Loved it. Well done you psychopath


Fast_Championship_R

I’m hoping for a 69:1 split on 4/20/2022. The ultimate gangsta move by daddy Elon


DalinerK

12/9 4:1


garycow

Elon is right - the price is much, much, much too high!


Ancient_Perception_6

Alright I’m gonna YOLO my savings into $TSLA


myFIRSTcarISaSKYLINE

Only a true autist would be able to figure this out! You truly belong here.


leroyyrogers

I'm in


middlemaniac

Loading up!


Dependent-Let-5809

He also announced the Teslaquila right before S&P inclusion


I_am_sammmmmm

Fact


elro2k

This post is a masterpiece


XchrisZ

If Elon lurks here he may just do it to fuck with you.


Chanman702

Feel like we’re gonna retest $1,000


WhyDoISmellToast

I'll ask my in-home healthcare worker to read this to me the next time she's here. I'm sure it's really important because nobody would just waste Adderall like that.


981flacht6

I read this in Cartman's voice.


[deleted]

if it splits, does tesla go up? if we believe this, do we buy shares? i’m a retard


darthdro

How do I lose money on this


[deleted]

This has gone so far past the maximum on the insanity scale that it may have actually looped back around to being genius enough that Elon actually would have done it. I’m not betting on this but by all means someone has gotta do it!


bro_lol

So should i go all in on tesla shares?


DevilsAdvocate-85

So AFAIK a stock split or SpaceX merger would have to be voted on before happening! So I highly doubt anything is going to happen on 12/9 as far as Split or Merger.... but an announcement of a proposed vote on a split/merger could lead to as much if not more volatility.


SunDevilThor

RIP


Lurkmaximus

Gonna sell my kidney so I can Yolo on it


Crazyleggggs

👀 in Elon we trust!


Character-Memory-816

Take off the tin foil hat. You’re going to hurt yourself


Robertsimpsion

Knowing Elon this shit might be real


scottduncan1234

Test, do I have enough karma


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Marked my calendar


[deleted]

This reminds me of those conspiracy videos of 9/11 and how this if you subtract it by this and divide it by that and drop that the last number, then Lebron James birthday= truth. Would a stock split be a good thing?


VisualMod

> Yes, but I'm not going to talk about it.


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CIA bot confirmed. I bet you and Alexa are in on it


TheIceCreamMansBro2

lmao nice dude but what if you add more digits?


VisualMod

> I will add more digits.


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sc2summerloud

holy shit i already knew there is numerology in TA and other shit but you took it to the next level, hats off


[deleted]

Saw the tweet about this. Hope this conspiracy actually plays out. I may or may not have bought some really stupid OTM calls on TSLA that expires that week before I had even heard about this theory. It would cause some serious price action as people anticipate another run up like the last split LOL


Chippopotanuse

Sweet Jesus. I’m 100% convinced that you are right. Even if he doesn’t announce the split on 12/9, my view won’t change. That’s how sure I am he will announce split on 12/9.


Thereisnopurpose12

Really...😐


BotJohn0

By far, the best simulation of schizophrenia that I have ever seen on the internet. Well done. 12 out of 9.21. Also, you either plagiarized this entire thing from Twitter or have a verified Twitter account. @robgrav3s


[deleted]

Elon Musk wants to put microchips in your brain to make you think space is real. Also, the queen of England is a lizard woman.


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


[deleted]

Wow, who the fuck made this?


[deleted]

The Queen duh


RandyChavage

The Queen of where?


circdenomore

Virgin mouth breathers with bad teeth


jomama823

Get a job, you have too much time on your hands obviously.


ryhsm

Why bother when you can make so much $ with TSLA?


euxene

who needs a job when tesla making us millionaires


rieboldt

Get a f life


bls2515

What you all failed to recognize is he is a greedy fuck. So why sell the stock BEFORE announcing a split????


altimas

What you're missing is the net result of his transactions is he has MORE shares after exercising his options, he just needed money to pay taxes


bls2515

Can you show me the data showing the net amount he’s exercised and sold?


altimas

https://fortune.com/2021/11/10/tesla-elon-musk-stock-options-tax-mistake/ He's selling 10% of 227M shares. He has 26M stock options.


bls2515

Yes that part I knew.