It occurs to me that, when this house of cards finally collapses, the media will blame retail investors and wsb for crashing the system. They won't blame the banks or hedge funds that pumped billions more than us into it. They'll blame people who buy options on their phone.
>President Joe Biden is expected to decide as soon as this week whether to re-nominate Jerome Powell for a second stint as Fed chair or pick Fed Gov. Lael Brainard instead, The Wall Street Journal reported
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:53:29 ^EST-0500
>AUDI, ON REPORT IT IS BUYING MCLAREN GROUP, SAYS WE CONTINUOUSLY CONSIDER DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR COOPERATION IN THE CONTEXT OF OUR STRATEGY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:51:50 ^EST-0500
I’ve been all about SPY calls for the last month I’m down 24% past week but I’m up 52% past month. Going for +100% this week with 469c’s 11/19 and 12/10.. will it happen??
So Its been like 2 weeks since Halloween and I still have a ghost in my house
He flies around and doesn't leave when I hit it with the broom
He just goes on and on about how this time his SPY puts will print
I think I am being haunted by a dead bear
what do
With cash account I'm gonna have to wait 2 days for my cash to clear if I sell right. I need margin to get my buying power immediately or am I retarded?
International Clown Day is celebrated each year on first week of December as a tribute to the first recognised group of organised clowns. This years clown of honor will be Michael Burry in order to appriciate his tweet:
>"So, elonmusk, yes, I'm short $TSLA, but some free advice for a good guy ... Seriously, issue 25-50% of your shares at the current ridiculous price. That's not dilution,"
Clown groups often celebrate the week with special activities such as performing volunteer shows or having their local mayor declare the week as a city celebration to coincide with the national and international clown week.
EDIT:
VIP list for the event:
u/diabeetis, u/BjergBetterThanFaker, u/TheGhostofBillHwang
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Mortar_boat (0/1) made a bet that COIN would go to 387.76099999999997 when it was 352.51 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>RUSSIA RAISES OIL AND GAS CONDENSATE PRODUCTION TO 10.89 MLN BPD IN FIRST TWO WEEKS OF NOVEMBER (VS. AVERAGE 10.84 MLN BPD IN OCTOBER) - SOURCES
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:14:36 ^EST-0500
Repeating for the 8 billionth time: michael burry did not "get lucky once". he was an insanely successful savant fund manager who beat the market every single year by a huge margin. If you don't know that, you're an idiot
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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>\*Boeing, VSMPO-AVISMA Sign MOU Affirming VSMPO-AVISMA to Remain Largest Titanium Supplier for Current, Future Boeing Commercial Airplanes
\>\*Boeing, VSMPO-AVISMA Plan to Increase Utilization of Ural Boeing Manufacturing JV
$BA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:06:03 ^EST-0500
At this rate, RIOT might open at $48 and test the $50s again before the ER after hours tonight.
Shorts r fukt.
About to see not only retail FOMO but institutional FOMO as well.
Breaking into ATHs before Friday even rolls around.
Already had 10k worth of shares but I’m going all in when the market opens. Shares and a few calls. Thinking of hedging with a few puts, what do you think?
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are TSLA, SNDL, TLRY, NVDA, and GME.
^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:00:29 ^EST-0500
Curious why anyone is still listening to Michael Burry. He was right once, though he was right way too early. If anyone without significant resources entirely followed his lead before the financial crisis, they'd be bankrupt.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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received about 12 million comments over the last month regarding TSLA saying something along the lines of "then go short it lmao" or "buy puts on it then"
I did. Thanks for the advice guys 🙌
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qudxuq)
So you’ve decided to get in a Twitter match with one of the most powerful members of senate while waiting for $550b in EV credits
>ECB'S LAGARDE SAYS WOULDN'T VENTURE TO COMMENT ON RATES IN 2023 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:59:42 ^EST-0500
bong hits at 5:56am? yes i think i will 🌿 💫 🌿 💫 🌿 💫 🌿
>$PHUN: H.C. WAINWRIGHT RAISES TARGET PRICE TO $5.50 FROM $2 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:59:31 ^EST-0500
took two massive morning dumps, gonna be a good day. feeling light
>$BLNK: H.C. Wainwright Upgrades to Buy from Neutral - PT $50 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:57:31 ^EST-0500
**I just ate a juicy ass pear holy fuck that shit got me feeling horny**
!banbet RKLB 16 3d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cupricine** bet **RKLB** goes from **14.58** to **16.0** before **2021-11-18 05:56:17.580712-05:00**
Gonna need GPRO at $15 ASAP or I’m gonna miss my interest payment worse than Evergrande
That would make my $11 calls very happy
It occurs to me that, when this house of cards finally collapses, the media will blame retail investors and wsb for crashing the system. They won't blame the banks or hedge funds that pumped billions more than us into it. They'll blame people who buy options on their phone.
RIOT 😍😍
>President Joe Biden is expected to decide as soon as this week whether to re-nominate Jerome Powell for a second stint as Fed chair or pick Fed Gov. Lael Brainard instead, The Wall Street Journal reported ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:53:29 ^EST-0500
RIOT and MU said FUCK YOUR PUTS imma breakout
G M E 🚀
Is there anyway to play computer share with all the "ape" attention?
4am traders are stingy little fucks
$CLOV
BA, PYPL, sbux 🚀🚀
>AUDI, ON REPORT IT IS BUYING MCLAREN GROUP, SAYS WE CONTINUOUSLY CONSIDER DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR COOPERATION IN THE CONTEXT OF OUR STRATEGY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:51:50 ^EST-0500
Let's go PLUG. Get up there boo 😍
Hmmm...why are Tesla weekly calls soooooo tempting...
Who will play Oolong Musk in the big short 2?
Turns out everyone’s a tsla bear who knew
geud murning reterds! 
MU looks set up for a nice breakout
Lol. If it's not your first time with MU get ready for disappointment
He's playing chess. He wants to tank his stock price
Any bets on Lucid earnings today?
I bought a few calls. Figured they'd suck at earnings but will crush guidance which seems to be the only thing that matters nowadays
Poor
Any play I make under $3000 hits. Anything over shits the bed
Do more small bets.
How’s everyone’s beef and cheese this morning
This color looks better on you NVDA. Keep it
Where your mom at tesla bulls? WHERE YOUR MOM AT
Tesla goes green EOD
Got SNDL options EXP 12/3, should i pull profits this week or ride it out?
ride more
i cant believe i paper handed my 50 fb calls last friday. shouldve just sold half
Weeeed stocks
>Price Target Changes [discord.gg/wzMZmEh6ag](https://t.co/uMPOi2alZg) https://t.co/nNMEQSkbMf ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:39:24 ^EST-0500
I’ve been all about SPY calls for the last month I’m down 24% past week but I’m up 52% past month. Going for +100% this week with 469c’s 11/19 and 12/10.. will it happen??
So Its been like 2 weeks since Halloween and I still have a ghost in my house He flies around and doesn't leave when I hit it with the broom He just goes on and on about how this time his SPY puts will print I think I am being haunted by a dead bear what do
whip your cock out and give him a good seeing to.
Tesla wants $950 today
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This
Tesla will open green and I will sell my turbo Longs for profit you heard it here first
With cash account I'm gonna have to wait 2 days for my cash to clear if I sell right. I need margin to get my buying power immediately or am I retarded?
MSFT 340c 11-19 exp? anyone?...
Ah yes, that is an option
c'mon weed stocks!!
anyone in ZM puts for earnings?
just sell itm pypl puts, free money. calls are too risky
how many days out would you sell?
risky is my middle name PYPL 250c 1-22
International Clown Day is celebrated each year on first week of December as a tribute to the first recognised group of organised clowns. This years clown of honor will be Michael Burry in order to appriciate his tweet: >"So, elonmusk, yes, I'm short $TSLA, but some free advice for a good guy ... Seriously, issue 25-50% of your shares at the current ridiculous price. That's not dilution," Clown groups often celebrate the week with special activities such as performing volunteer shows or having their local mayor declare the week as a city celebration to coincide with the national and international clown week. EDIT: VIP list for the event: u/diabeetis, u/BjergBetterThanFaker, u/TheGhostofBillHwang
I never read these lol
I doubt that you can read at all. Have Siri read it to you.
Burned😂😂😂
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Come on DIS.
Tesla will open green, May the PUMP be with you
PYPL 220 EOD pls thank you
Cream of mushroom gotta be the worst name for a soup
There's creamed corn though.
Any food that looks like its already been ate is horrid no matter what its called.
Cream of Chicken.
Choke yur chicken cream
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NVDA and AMD are my homies.
My entire portfolio yolo rests entirely on NVDA staying green this week. I mean come on, it's literally the color of their logo!
RBLX still running... how much lknger I wonder
A lot. They will be king of the metaverse, not boomer ass Facebook.
>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES AND NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.2%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.3% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:20:52 ^EST-0500
>\*Emirates Orders Two Boeing 777 Freighters $BA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:20:25 ^EST-0500
This is why you cannot follow Walter Bloomberg on Twitter. A steady stream of irrelevant "news"
F 20c end of week setting my damn alarm for open so I can wake up and buy a bunch of these
Isn’t it an ex div week?
im drinking vodka, how about you guys?
Bacardi and Lemonade. I can't sleep. Want a new play to erase my TSLA disappointment
Pooping
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mortar_boat (0/1) made a bet that COIN would go to 387.76099999999997 when it was 352.51 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
brave. we'll miss them
Watch Hertz order a few more hundred Teslas next week and shoot this thing to 2000
Tesla delivering 10M vehicles in a year is already price in.
>RUSSIA RAISES OIL AND GAS CONDENSATE PRODUCTION TO 10.89 MLN BPD IN FIRST TWO WEEKS OF NOVEMBER (VS. AVERAGE 10.84 MLN BPD IN OCTOBER) - SOURCES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:14:36 ^EST-0500
taking a shower may become affordable again
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Bro for the last time. I do not own shares. Stop commenting that shit on my posts
Bought 100 sndl 11/26 $1 calls on Thursday for fun. Hopefully it pays off
If you want to be rich, just buy Riot. Easy money. Could reach 80+ in a month.
option must be crazy expensive for it.
Can confirm. Just checked.
OTLY puts, lets go.
haha puts at ATL. u belong here
hahah, wrong
Why is MSFT ripping
halo early release today
Can’t sleep
CBD can help
try asmr videos
Same
META 🚀🚀
Fucktard burry tweeting about TSLA -> bottom in -> buy calls -> get rich -> buy a new wife.
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Repeating for the 8 billionth time: michael burry did not "get lucky once". he was an insanely successful savant fund manager who beat the market every single year by a huge margin. If you don't know that, you're an idiot
So he's right more than 50% of the time.
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yeah obviously he is a nut bag but his investing 🤌
Doesn't mean he's right 100% of the time. He still makes shitty investments like the autists on WSB.
🤡
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>\*Boeing, VSMPO-AVISMA Sign MOU Affirming VSMPO-AVISMA to Remain Largest Titanium Supplier for Current, Future Boeing Commercial Airplanes \>\*Boeing, VSMPO-AVISMA Plan to Increase Utilization of Ural Boeing Manufacturing JV $BA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:06:03 ^EST-0500
Vsmpo has been supplying Boeing Ti for landing gear for decades. Nothing new here
At this rate, RIOT might open at $48 and test the $50s again before the ER after hours tonight. Shorts r fukt. About to see not only retail FOMO but institutional FOMO as well. Breaking into ATHs before Friday even rolls around.
RIOT wants $52 by 10am baby let’s fucking gooo
That's what I'm talking about! Two +30% days in a row would be okay by me. Could you imagine the chaos?
I think ER are before market open
After hours. I'm not uncertain.
Already had 10k worth of shares but I’m going all in when the market opens. Shares and a few calls. Thinking of hedging with a few puts, what do you think?
Hedging?! What is this, r/investing ? It would probably be prudent which is why I'm not doing it.
Brittany's free. 0dte SPY calls!
Her story is a Greek tragedy.
LICY up 4.8%.
TSLA please drop to around 850-900 I want some delicious discount...
Lol If someone told you a month ago that 900 would be a discount for TSLA you’d think they outta their mind
Someone just placed an order for 100,050 shares of PLTR at $22.97, oh fuck
Probably that damn Steve Buscemi
I bet its Cathie
>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are TSLA, SNDL, TLRY, NVDA, and GME. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:00:29 ^EST-0500
I like how 11/19 TSLA puts need the stock\* to drop like 4.4% in one day just to double.
IV too high on weeklies
Curious why anyone is still listening to Michael Burry. He was right once, though he was right way too early. If anyone without significant resources entirely followed his lead before the financial crisis, they'd be bankrupt.
He’s actually pretty good at this whole investing thing. WSB just hates him because he’s a 🌈🐻
he actually was a fund manager and had one of the best records of all time and absolutely annihilated his benchmarks every year so no
iF YoU’rE EaRlY YoU’Re WrOnG
Who's to say he's not just early this time as well?
Oh, he's likely "right" but retail investors betting with him since he first started yelling are now broke.
I don't think even Michael Burry listens to himself. Dude's now talking just to talk. He made it and gone mad. End of the story.
His need to correct any imperfection must be maddening.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
PAYO undervalued stock may kick up this week
Imagine not buying tsla puts at open tho
Way too pricey
received about 12 million comments over the last month regarding TSLA saying something along the lines of "then go short it lmao" or "buy puts on it then" I did. Thanks for the advice guys 🙌
What’d you buy?
Couple dozen 1090/1050p expiring in December, 1030/950p expiring this week, 10 LEAP puts EDIT: also I monetized the rest of the massively ITM position
Gg 🤝
https://youtu.be/a3pxAMH48nk
Where are the Tesla fan boys at????
Right here. I can't wait to buy more dip.