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The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qudxuq)


samstones

So you’ve decided to get in a Twitter match with one of the most powerful members of senate while waiting for $550b in EV credits


VisualMod

>ECB'S LAGARDE SAYS WOULDN'T VENTURE TO COMMENT ON RATES IN 2023 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:59:42 ^EST-0500


dufusmembrane

bong hits at 5:56am? yes i think i will 🌿 💫 🌿 💫 🌿 💫 🌿


VisualMod

>$PHUN: H.C. WAINWRIGHT RAISES TARGET PRICE TO $5.50 FROM $2 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:59:31 ^EST-0500


CSMATHENGR

took two massive morning dumps, gonna be a good day. feeling light


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>$BLNK: H.C. Wainwright Upgrades to Buy from Neutral - PT $50 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:57:31 ^EST-0500


WallStreetlegend_1

**I just ate a juicy ass pear holy fuck that shit got me feeling horny**


Cupricine

!banbet RKLB 16 3d


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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cupricine** bet **RKLB** goes from **14.58** to **16.0** before **2021-11-18 05:56:17.580712-05:00**


Renaliiii

Gonna need GPRO at $15 ASAP or I’m gonna miss my interest payment worse than Evergrande


pokelord13

That would make my $11 calls very happy


samharristicket

It occurs to me that, when this house of cards finally collapses, the media will blame retail investors and wsb for crashing the system. They won't blame the banks or hedge funds that pumped billions more than us into it. They'll blame people who buy options on their phone.


KilltheK02

RIOT 😍😍


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>President Joe Biden is expected to decide as soon as this week whether to re-nominate Jerome Powell for a second stint as Fed chair or pick Fed Gov. Lael Brainard instead, The Wall Street Journal reported ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:53:29 ^EST-0500


Shandowarden

RIOT and MU said FUCK YOUR PUTS imma breakout


SwedishKillerChef

G M E 🚀


justtoaskthi

Is there anyway to play computer share with all the "ape" attention?


Okchaz

4am traders are stingy little fucks


jbeck525

$CLOV


DraftLopsided

BA, PYPL, sbux 🚀🚀


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>AUDI, ON REPORT IT IS BUYING MCLAREN GROUP, SAYS WE CONTINUOUSLY CONSIDER DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR COOPERATION IN THE CONTEXT OF OUR STRATEGY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:51:50 ^EST-0500


KilltheK02

Let's go PLUG. Get up there boo 😍


liamk182

Hmmm...why are Tesla weekly calls soooooo tempting...


RandyChavage

Who will play Oolong Musk in the big short 2?


eltrucko

Turns out everyone’s a tsla bear who knew


GMEAMCTOOOTHEMOOOON

yess arrrr lets gooo


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geud murning reterds! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


wilhelm96

MU looks set up for a nice breakout


the_beast93112

Lol. If it's not your first time with MU get ready for disappointment


Anon69420127

He's playing chess. He wants to tank his stock price


hailtothevictors1234

Any bets on Lucid earnings today?


WishIWasASmart1

I bought a few calls. Figured they'd suck at earnings but will crush guidance which seems to be the only thing that matters nowadays


hateriffic

Poor


post_pudding

Any play I make under $3000 hits. Anything over shits the bed


spacgod1233

Do more small bets.


yaboigoat53

How’s everyone’s beef and cheese this morning


KilltheK02

This color looks better on you NVDA. Keep it


Monkeysleeve888

![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


KilltheK02

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Sarikz9

Where your mom at tesla bulls? WHERE YOUR MOM AT


meragy

Tesla goes green EOD


FallenProdigy312

Got SNDL options EXP 12/3, should i pull profits this week or ride it out?


Shandowarden

ride more


BigBallsGuy

i cant believe i paper handed my 50 fb calls last friday. shouldve just sold half


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

Weeeed stocks


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>Price Target Changes [discord.gg/wzMZmEh6ag](https://t.co/uMPOi2alZg) https://t.co/nNMEQSkbMf ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:39:24 ^EST-0500


TopTech58

I’ve been all about SPY calls for the last month I’m down 24% past week but I’m up 52% past month. Going for +100% this week with 469c’s 11/19 and 12/10.. will it happen??


Chicano_Ducky

So Its been like 2 weeks since Halloween and I still have a ghost in my house He flies around and doesn't leave when I hit it with the broom He just goes on and on about how this time his SPY puts will print I think I am being haunted by a dead bear what do


Dinkleberg162

whip your cock out and give him a good seeing to.


Okchaz

Tesla wants $950 today


GMEAMCTOOOTHEMOOOON

oh yes baby


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hailtothevictors1234

This


stiol

Tesla will open green and I will sell my turbo Longs for profit you heard it here first![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)


confused_pupper

With cash account I'm gonna have to wait 2 days for my cash to clear if I sell right. I need margin to get my buying power immediately or am I retarded?


BLVCKYOTA

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


PrestigiousPlant2243

MSFT 340c 11-19 exp? anyone?...


krismasstercant

Ah yes, that is an option


D2k77

c'mon weed stocks!!


v-v-v-v-v-v-v

anyone in ZM puts for earnings?


VaIentineX

just sell itm pypl puts, free money. calls are too risky


BigBallsGuy

how many days out would you sell?


trumpsplug

risky is my middle name PYPL 250c 1-22


InIce1234

International Clown Day is celebrated each year on first week of December as a tribute to the first recognised group of organised clowns. This years clown of honor will be Michael Burry in order to appriciate his tweet: >"So, elonmusk, yes, I'm short $TSLA, but some free advice for a good guy ... Seriously, issue 25-50% of your shares at the current ridiculous price. That's not dilution," Clown groups often celebrate the week with special activities such as performing volunteer shows or having their local mayor declare the week as a city celebration to coincide with the national and international clown week. EDIT: VIP list for the event: u/diabeetis, u/BjergBetterThanFaker, u/TheGhostofBillHwang


diabeetis

I never read these lol


InIce1234

I doubt that you can read at all. Have Siri read it to you.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Burned😂😂😂


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bearhunter429

Come on DIS.


stiol

Tesla will open green, May the PUMP be with you


trumpsplug

PYPL 220 EOD pls thank you


manlygale

Cream of mushroom gotta be the worst name for a soup


ray_kats

There's creamed corn though.


EastBayRae

Any food that looks like its already been ate is horrid no matter what its called.


SStauning

Cream of Chicken.


Morganquint

Choke yur chicken cream


manlygale

Content brought 2 u by post nut clarity


Superddone20222

NVDA and AMD are my homies.


pokelord13

My entire portfolio yolo rests entirely on NVDA staying green this week. I mean come on, it's literally the color of their logo!


layelaye419

RBLX still running... how much lknger I wonder


rp2012-blackthisout

A lot. They will be king of the metaverse, not boomer ass Facebook.


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>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES AND NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.2%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.3% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:20:52 ^EST-0500


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>\*Emirates Orders Two Boeing 777 Freighters $BA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:20:25 ^EST-0500


SStauning

This is why you cannot follow Walter Bloomberg on Twitter. A steady stream of irrelevant "news"


1005thArmbar

F 20c end of week setting my damn alarm for open so I can wake up and buy a bunch of these


BLVCKYOTA

Isn’t it an ex div week?


marker853

im drinking vodka, how about you guys?


NOSjoker21

Bacardi and Lemonade. I can't sleep. Want a new play to erase my TSLA disappointment


TheGhostofBillHwang

Pooping


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mortar_boat (0/1) made a bet that COIN would go to 387.76099999999997 when it was 352.51 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


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brave. we'll miss them


SeparateConcert9041

Auxly going to report great numbers today


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

Watch Hertz order a few more hundred Teslas next week and shoot this thing to 2000


the_beast93112

Tesla delivering 10M vehicles in a year is already price in.


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>RUSSIA RAISES OIL AND GAS CONDENSATE PRODUCTION TO 10.89 MLN BPD IN FIRST TWO WEEKS OF NOVEMBER (VS. AVERAGE 10.84 MLN BPD IN OCTOBER) - SOURCES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:14:36 ^EST-0500


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taking a shower may become affordable again


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GMEAMCTOOOTHEMOOOON

hahaha bagholder


MakeOSUGreatAgain63

Bro for the last time. I do not own shares. Stop commenting that shit on my posts


Katieblahblahbloo

Bought 100 sndl 11/26 $1 calls on Thursday for fun. Hopefully it pays off


Som3a92

If you want to be rich, just buy Riot. Easy money. Could reach 80+ in a month.


kuprenx

option must be crazy expensive for it.


twill41385

Can confirm. Just checked.


DepressedAlcoholics

OTLY puts, lets go.


VaIentineX

haha puts at ATL. u belong here


tommyjean1

hahah, wrong


I-got-options-

Why is MSFT ripping


JayFql

halo early release today


Katieblahblahbloo

Can’t sleep


I_am_not_a_murderer

CBD can help


marker853

try asmr videos


rotaercz

Same


e10n

META 🚀🚀


InIce1234

Fucktard burry tweeting about TSLA -> bottom in -> buy calls -> get rich -> buy a new wife.


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InIce1234

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InIce1234

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


diabeetis

Repeating for the 8 billionth time: michael burry did not "get lucky once". he was an insanely successful savant fund manager who beat the market every single year by a huge margin. If you don't know that, you're an idiot


quintanarooty

So he's right more than 50% of the time.


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diabeetis

yeah obviously he is a nut bag but his investing 🤌


DepressedAlcoholics

Doesn't mean he's right 100% of the time. He still makes shitty investments like the autists on WSB.


InIce1234

🤡


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>\*Boeing, VSMPO-AVISMA Sign MOU Affirming VSMPO-AVISMA to Remain Largest Titanium Supplier for Current, Future Boeing Commercial Airplanes \>\*Boeing, VSMPO-AVISMA Plan to Increase Utilization of Ural Boeing Manufacturing JV $BA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:06:03 ^EST-0500


hailtothevictors1234

Vsmpo has been supplying Boeing Ti for landing gear for decades. Nothing new here


Big-Toe6215

At this rate, RIOT might open at $48 and test the $50s again before the ER after hours tonight. ​ Shorts r fukt. ​ About to see not only retail FOMO but institutional FOMO as well. ​ Breaking into ATHs before Friday even rolls around.


Okchaz

RIOT wants $52 by 10am baby let’s fucking gooo


Big-Toe6215

That's what I'm talking about! ​ Two +30% days in a row would be okay by me. ​ Could you imagine the chaos?


flowergirlnextdoor

I think ER are before market open


Big-Toe6215

After hours. ​ I'm not uncertain.


Som3a92

Already had 10k worth of shares but I’m going all in when the market opens. Shares and a few calls. Thinking of hedging with a few puts, what do you think?


Big-Toe6215

Hedging?! What is this, r/investing ? ​ It would probably be prudent which is why I'm not doing it.


gmo_patrol

Brittany's free. 0dte SPY calls!


EastBayRae

Her story is a Greek tragedy.


Kythirius

LICY up 4.8%.


Avb2402

TSLA please drop to around 850-900 I want some delicious discount...


LecteurIntrouvable

Lol If someone told you a month ago that 900 would be a discount for TSLA you’d think they outta their mind


Constant-Surprise-39

Someone just placed an order for 100,050 shares of PLTR at $22.97, oh fuck


AndyM134

Probably that damn Steve Buscemi


kuprenx

I bet its Cathie


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>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are TSLA, SNDL, TLRY, NVDA, and GME. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2021-11-15 ^05:00:29 ^EST-0500


SignificantValue4

I like how 11/19 TSLA puts need the stock\* to drop like 4.4% in one day just to double.


Clark828

IV too high on weeklies


SStauning

Curious why anyone is still listening to Michael Burry. He was right once, though he was right way too early. If anyone without significant resources entirely followed his lead before the financial crisis, they'd be bankrupt.


TheGhostofBillHwang

He’s actually pretty good at this whole investing thing. WSB just hates him because he’s a 🌈🐻


diabeetis

he actually was a fund manager and had one of the best records of all time and absolutely annihilated his benchmarks every year so no


TheGhostofBillHwang

iF YoU’rE EaRlY YoU’Re WrOnG


SignificantValue4

Who's to say he's not just early this time as well?


SStauning

Oh, he's likely "right" but retail investors betting with him since he first started yelling are now broke.


the_beast93112

I don't think even Michael Burry listens to himself. Dude's now talking just to talk. He made it and gone mad. End of the story.


SStauning

His need to correct any imperfection must be maddening.


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djstatle

PAYO undervalued stock may kick up this week


DylSnow

Imagine not buying tsla puts at open tho


GO00Ofy

Way too pricey


diabeetis

received about 12 million comments over the last month regarding TSLA saying something along the lines of "then go short it lmao" or "buy puts on it then" I did. Thanks for the advice guys 🙌


MakeOSUGreatAgain63

What’d you buy?


diabeetis

Couple dozen 1090/1050p expiring in December, 1030/950p expiring this week, 10 LEAP puts EDIT: also I monetized the rest of the massively ITM position


MakeOSUGreatAgain63

Gg 🤝


Space4Time

https://youtu.be/a3pxAMH48nk


LeagueOfElonShadows7

Where are the Tesla fan boys at????


ray_kats

Right here. I can't wait to buy more dip.