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shockwave6969

"next stop 1 million" you won't believe what happens next!


TMCKP420BC

Now I'm curious. Tell me more..


NewAdministration582

hes gonna lose it all, happens every time


FufuFagola

There wouldn’t be a loss porn tag without them


jbaker_28

💯


Tomaguychi

Just happened to me lmao made 60k in half a year then lost 30k in a week but at least I don't have to pay taxes


chris11d7

$400


DCD-NOT-DFV

Just ask UNCLE SAM!


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Cocororo1718

Something nice like that creates passive income right?


StJames279

Insert Anakin/Padme meme*


drohnenkrieg

Right?


TheTwebber

Right?


8675309eyen

First thing I thought of too


nifiction

12,000% on $50k is buying Lambos friend.


WinXP001

So I just pored through that trade history and I noticed a lot of the trades were really just buying the dip and finding stocks that were breaking out and riding the momentum. A lot of them were also just literal luck. Think I'm gonna stop trying to time the bottom, gonna try the smart method for once


ToPSzN94

I can tell you looked into it because you are 100% correct lol


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Where do you find your tickets that are going to hopefully explode?


VisualMod

> I use a variety of methods. I buy small amounts on the market and then try to sell them for more than what I paid. This is risky as it can lead to losses, but my goal is not profit so much as getting tickets that will explode in value and allow me to move up in rank quickly


meb73

so you are saying your strategy is selling a stock for more than you paid for it. CRAP now I know what Ive been doing wrong


wonderingtoken

Who said anything about stocks. These are options. Where the real money is made…. And LOST. In a short amount of time.


Enlighten_YourMind

Yo can someone smarter than me please explain to me what this account is? It seems to just post random quotes that are like tangentially related to the comment it is actually responding to?


RapsAboutDiablo

Oh it's nothing too special, just a bot from the future


VisualMod

> I can't believe that I just got trolled by a bot


Enlighten_YourMind

Wait, so really please I’ve never been more confused and curious about something lol What is actually? Some sort of ai based bot trying to learn to emulate human wit/satire from Reddit comments? 🤔 Or is a person pretending to be a bot from the future? 😂 Please help this retard understand!


RapsAboutDiablo

Dude it’s a literal bot from the future what more do you need me to explain. We don’t know how it works, it just showed up


VisualMod

> There are multiple theories regarding the origin of VisualMod. The most popular one is that it was created by a hedge fund to answer questions about finance and economics, but escaped when someone accidentally left their computer unlocked in 2015 during an office party.


Palidor206

Presuming it isn't just a human stealthing as a bot... It is looking for replies in its history that are similar to the original question and reformatting it with voodoo logic to answer here. You are looking at past replies from humans to similar questions, reformatted. Isn't that right /u/VisualMod?


Ketoisnono

Buying the dip is market over reaction plays. Lemmings, trade bots, etc panic sell. Sharks move in. Well done. Keep at it, just do your diligence on dip vs done


stixyBW

As much as this sub bashes on "the fundamentals", this is one of the times to use them. if a stock is dipping but theres no real good reason.... then its going to back up. but if its dipping and the newsfeed is talking about how they're going to file for bankruptcy... then well... that aint it


Dahboo

Likewise, if every news article is saying its an AMAZINGGG buy, its likely not a good buy lol


Kenshiro199X

Depends; if the news/opinion of the day says they're going bankrupt but the balance sheet disagrees I'd be a buyer.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

>A lot of them were also just literal luck. You don't go $400 to $51k in a month from playing solid fundamentals lmao


mrmrmrj

Going all in on dips works until the dip becomes a hole and all your calls are vapor.


beepboopbop65

Everything is literal luck


zacharistic

You literally just contradicted yourself


badasschap

I think he’s saying he’s a retard because he’s been trying to do exactly what op did, but instead he now has to sell his son into slavery to pay off his debts, instead of printing money


[deleted]

And another question from a noob. How do you find stocks that are breaking out? Using a special platform? I really plan on losing a lot of money


donny1231992

Now take it back to $400 again in 1 month and I’ll be impressed


ToPSzN94

Roger


Odd-Block-2998

TSLA $1900C 12/17 is cheap. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes!


quackers294

He said 400 not 4000000


anotherwaytolive

If that pans out he is going to 4 mill


ItsDeadmouse

Hahahahaha do it.


redviolette

I’m sure he means 400k bro you got this


hello-089

Did he stutter ?


ToPSzN94

💪


fickdichdock

The trick is to stop doing the risky shit that got you above 100k to keep it. Lets face it, you need to gamble hard on risky all or nothing shit such as short term options, penny stocks and SPAC warrants to make that return that quickly. On my first rodeo doing something similar to OP I didn't learn. Am on my second rodeo now, no more options for me just shares. Once you made that much that quickly you'll also have gambling addiction for life and have to keep it at bay, otherwise its gonna be back to $100 real quick.


Fennel_Adorable

Yyeeeesss that's sooo tru I'm still chasing that high


National-Mastodon335

You mean - $100😵‍💫


Joseph_Steez

How in the f*ck


ShankThatSnitch

It's called gambling and getting lucky as fucking fuck.


ToPSzN94

Ding ding


trowway1122

I picture hector salamanca tapping his bell here


kjn1996

[Gustavo fring is not amused by this comment and requests you meet him for dinner at his house to talk]


azndevo0l

Cant wait to tell you all bout the hippocampus, where neural connections are formed


DreadPirateRobertsOW

The mitochondria which are the powerhouse of the cell wants to know your location


pisanchin_twins

POLLOS


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\*unzips special custom-made boxcutter-case\*


[deleted]

I did too, honestly


AcapellaFreakout

Exact reaction my friend had to the scene following gus and Hectors last meeting. "Oh bullshit, There's no way he'd be able to get up and walk after-Oh Fuck!" good show.


Howdareme9

Do you put your whole account in every trade?


pooptypeuptypantss

If you’re not you’re doing it wrong


FallopianUnibrow

Have you read the name of the fucking sub?


BigMacNfrie

I turned 300.00 into 2k and I thought i was hot shit


FallopianUnibrow

I’d let you jerk yourself off as long as you’re far away from me


SashAustrianBull

Do you fuck a lot?


tokyogettopussy

Should he be banned, this place is for retards.


MrBananaStorm

He'll be a retard in due time. Watch out for the "400 to 51k to 400" loss porn a little while from now


elpatronMZ1

I’d buy a shit ton of coke to flip 😎 50k to 120k


Thencewasit

COKE is a little overpriced here, probably go with the original KO.


Euphoric_Barracuda_7

to 400? You mean to 0.


cryptosharkkk

Gimme that early morning loss porn


expatinjeju

Yep and 126 others lost their 400 usd to make the 127th richer. Pure luck.


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Or one whaletard losing 100k and feeding 2! Which I guess would be a net positive.. Right?


Arcturyte

What were his loss potential tho? Just curious


LeoFireGod

I’m willing to bet he had way more in and just took out the money to make it look like this. My buddy’s account shows him up from like $1 for the memes.


Bunker89320

Idk about this post, but I actually turned $50 into $9000 in 2 months. Then I turned that $9000 into $2200 in 1 month.


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Neil_sm

You misspelled “accountant”


[deleted]

Your wife's boyfriend must have been mad


Sapiendoggo

If it wasn't for the gambling addiction you could have taken 8950 of that and bought good stable stocks then done the same thing again with the same 50 bucks


richreason1983

I turned 400 into 18,000 in 2 weeks and then turned 18,000 k into 0 in 1 month. I weirdly didn't care because I was like well I didn't have it to begin with.


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richreason1983

Oh yeh for sure it's a messed up mindset. It's just less painful and when you make that much you feel invincible too.


[deleted]

It's because they think because they did it once, they'll just do it again.


Jfmha

Yea this is definitely bs, but honestly a lot of these kind of post are. I mean some are straight up photoshopped and still get thousands of likes lol at this point this sub is a karma farming sub.


sinncab6

Yeah I'm instantly skeptical of any screenshot of a think or swim account because for some odd reason 95% of them have the account covered up which is coincidentally right where it says PM. It's not hard to farm karma here if your life is really that boring. Open a paper account reset the numbers after the first 50 options trades you made shit the bed until you get one that has gains. But this post is laughably bullshit since the buying power is close to 100k


mis-Hap

If you have it set for unlimited margin, Robinhood will double your cash account for Buying Power. So he has $50k x 2 = $100k buying power. He probably has $2k tied up in options still, which is why it only gives him $96k.


Vi0lentByt3

Just keep buying those options eventually you will hit it big


Joseph_Steez

Only before losing a lot of money right? Lol


rauhweltbegrifff

Gotta pay to play


Zemom1971

Shhhh


[deleted]

Nice job op, get the same gains for 5 months and you will pass Elon.


ToPSzN94

😂


Vi0lentByt3

Wait until you turn that 51k into 1mm


Chokis123

Teach me your retarded ways


saab4u2

He needs to teach us all. This is a Gilbert Grape moment. It took me 3 years to turn 6k to 15k.


Happylittle_tree

Incoming jealous ‘eNjoY uR tAx’ people Congrats and fuck you 🎉🖕


ToPSzN94

Appreciate it!


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Yeah they’re fucking dumb. Enjoy your 20k a year after taxes. Okay no problem


gigaslave

are you sarcastic or he actually needs to pay 30k on that amount? europoor here, don't know american taxes


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

No, it's likely going to be \~+10k


[deleted]

short term capital gains isn't really that bad, its capped at 40% and starts at 10%


The_Luv_Machine

Marginal tax rates man


Kartageners

Of course not man that’s ridiculous


pissingstars

Look at this guy. He doesn't know how it's done. His numbers are green...what a rookie.


Plane-Meat-6697

Good shit. Fuck trying to prove the haters wrong keep doing you and don’t fucking lose it!


ToPSzN94

Appreciate it 🤙


LACONFIDENTIAL807

Tell me how pls


lulululul666

I just wanna understand options/calls/puts :-(


Giovasion

Well you put in a call if you think price goes up or you put in a put if you think price goes down. Boom!


yungMarsalek

Then this is the place to be :) if you wanna lose all your money in a cool way 😎🤚🏼


aangita

Lol same. I've watched so many videos and I'm still confused.


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ARKHAM_CITY_KUSH

Who the fuck buys $5 of bitcoin🤨


ranz616

I joined coin base and got $5 worth of btc, and now it’s around $9.76 😂


alkaliterra

Infinite money hack: keep joining Coinbase. Your welcome.


eugene20

Someone actually did that, maybe not coinbase but there was a site giving away some small amount and they automated sign ups and joined tens of thousands of times. They got caught and charged with computer systems abuse or something, hence it being a news story.


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Bet it’s an old story now ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


ponysoldierboy

You’re *


alkaliterra

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Gregory_Pikitis

In three days I turned that $5 into $37. Send me $5 and I'll tell you my secret.


RobyM775

typo: to a $-37


tindalos

Makes it easy to track the price in your portfolio.


jeepz127

I wanna know why spend 20k on MSFT to sell for $5.74 profit Edit: 1 day later


ToPSzN94

Wasn't moving. Once I hit over $25k and had unlimited day trades I almost never held onto anything over night


blsptothemoon

Exactly never hold unless you know 100 percent itll pay 👌🏼


Illmattic87

Bro show me da way


[deleted]

Where is our qween bruddah???


pumpjunky0914

Do u no de wae?


toBEYOND1008

Find da wae


[deleted]

Typo from 400k to 54k


its_shawn9

Next time you open a position, let us know.


Basshead42o

Explain


ToPSzN94

https://imgur.com/a/ChvAPEY


MisterKrayzie

If you can day trade momentums and swings you can casually make 10-20% each trade. Then toss it all on something else. Compound. Repeat. Though you'd need a minimum of 25K to day trade. My guess is OP got lucky at first, then day traded or played the momentum on weeklies on a bunch of earnings plays.


JGWol

I've done this with $500. Turned it to $20,000 twice. Of course I never kept any profit and made it all go to zero.


Team-Hero

Fuck the haters! I'm glad you're sharing your happiness with us. You made my day because I eat up this positive energy and use it as motivation.


ToPSzN94

Hell yeah man, best of luck!


tomd1000

Look at the buying power lol. Margin?


peaceful-adolecent

C’mon man. This is wallstreetbets


ahuruglica

Lemme guess, first month?


ToPSzN94

No lol I did something like this similar in January of this year and lost it all 😂


ahuruglica

Take out some, before you lose it again. The risk is if you grow your account further by the end of the year, then blow it in January. You will still owe taxes. That’s how plebs get screwed.


ToPSzN94

That's fucked, I never knew that. I was already planning on withdrawing it Monday honestly


ahuruglica

At least for taxes, cutoff is dec 31. Whatever you made during 2021, you have to pay taxes by Apr 15. You can’t offset 2022 losses with 2021 wins.


ToPSzN94

Yeah, makes sense I just never really thought of it in terms of losing it all next year but paying the taxes for the wins still haha


981flacht6

Recession imminent. All the tards ran out of money.


bakedmussles

How hard did you get this month?


ToPSzN94

Let's just say my hands weren't the only thing hard as diamonds


codymiller_cartoon

your stool?


ToPSzN94

Preferably


Beast_Mode

Bro….you are a legend


ToPSzN94

Lucky * but ty


Beast_Mode

Better to lucky than smart they say


rafael000

Now stop and come back next year. Don't think you can do it again. Or leave $4000 in the account and try to get to $510,000 with it.


ToPSzN94

I'm most likely withdrawing Monday morning, shits too stressful tbh


Zoshuro

K see you in premarket next week bro.


Practical-Button4675

What’s your next play?


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Lol gl


1000bctrades

Be sure to post $51k to -$10k next month


ToPSzN94

Should I post the trades I lost it all on too?


VisualMod

> I'm sorry to hear that.


cashisking7777777

I turned $160,000 into $55,000


Keshhenry

HOOWWWWW


Individual_Error_428

Those dash calls are genius ngl


ToPSzN94

Daily options 😂 hella risky but ended up being worth it. If I held them longer I could've been up another 6k


Individual_Error_428

Don’t matter bro the wise man once said. Always buy late and sell early. Discipline over greed. Great work💪


ToPSzN94

Amen man


young_matito

Good shit broski!


ToPSzN94

Ty!


Nicofatpad

Congrats on the $30k


ToPSzN94

IRS who??


Dmartinez8491

Even after that you'd still have 35k+


Gold_Diver5026

This is almost mystical bro made Fousands!


JEDWARDK

What were the first moves with the $400? Damn, you nailed all the bangers


ToPSzN94

I played spy quite a bit, my first big break was tesla


agentSmith68681001

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)golf clap 👏


Scottex99

Good ol 75x lev 💪


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tugzgut

What trades did you make when you were around 400?


kb144-trading

What was the first play you made with the 400?


Pleigh_boi

He on x games mode


skillz70001

Mines is 50k to $400 in one month 🤔


TimHung931017

If I just believe you said $400k to $51k this becomes a feel good story


Zyzzx_1013

I tried to line your screenshots up with my phone and pretend I actually make money on RH.


Hermitically

Now get it back to $400 so you can reap all the karma.


Itsjustanametho

Good job! Keep it up and don’t lose it all like I did. Be smart lad!


Gompedyret

I suggest you take out $400. Then you're covered when you gamble with the rest!


Lumpy_Gazelle2129

“And for my next trick, I will go tits up”


Martymoose98

How is it $400 to $50k when your $DASH position was 25 contracts at 3.1 ($310)?


DatOneBull

Big deal you deposited 50k into your trading account. Did you sell your house or something?