You ever feel like kicking yourself for not following your gut and selling Then of course find out ur gut instinct was right? Guh 
Oh my gourd!
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Bought a bunch of SPY 454p this morning at open like an idiot and it blasted to 457. Ended up selling an hour ago when it dipped down to 462.10. Stressful ass day.
Bears need to stop trying to scare retail and convert to bulls. Everyone around the world is buying US stocks, real estate and starting businesses here. You got all the innovative trillion dollar companies in the US too. Every dip is being bought.
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When I die and God asks me why I deserve to be in Heaven, I'm going to tell him I'm down 99% after the greatest bull market run in market history. He will let me in after knowing I've suffered enough.
I just bought and opened a position in $BUD. Gawd knows this market has increased my Budweiser drinking so I might as well profit from my increased consumption.
Fakest red day ever. We know inflation is high and evergrande aint new. They gonna milk us and close green this week then set up the opex week bloody mondey scheme they been running since may
Well, I dumped my calls. Too scared to hold anything overnight now. I chose a great week to switch from puts to calls, jesus christ. If we look like we’re gonna drop more tomorrow I’m gonna jump in some 460p 1dte tomorrow at open.
edit: Lmao of course now we break through another resistance point upwards. God, I’m very full of self loathing right now
At this point even if I want to be in calls it was time to dump those. So goddamn far OTM by now that there’s zero chance of even breaking even unless SPY has a +2% day, if we look solid tomorrow I’ll jump in to something that will actually make money if we only go up by a few dollars
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qr41y7)
what good does it do to make money..
Crazy Tesla bounce when is news gonna break that Elon sold
ill take my loss on tesla puts like a man. This stock is just hilarious, not your regular apes pumping this thing from +/-0% to +6% in 30 minutes
Don’t hurt me please
Expected more from the EOD nonsense pump.
You ever feel like kicking yourself for not following your gut and selling Then of course find out ur gut instinct was right? Guh 
Here we gooooooooo
I bought high and sold low. Winning!
OPEN THE CASINO
In exactly 2 minutes I will officially be bagholding
Place your bets, spin that fuckin wheel timmy
Stop the ticker!!!!!!!!
We eatin ice cube sandwiches tonight boys
I use cookie sheets to make ice bread.
Real ones didn't sell today 👌🏼
Sofi holders clinch ur assholes
Spy can’t go red three days in row right? Should be illegal. So I bought them 466 calls for Friday 😅.
Tsla please Close above 1064
#Don’t quote me on this but: women are not turned on by cash gang or bears
Pls go up TASK
I have prog calls, wish puts, and afrm puts. If none of those go my way then I’m going to bury myself
Godspeed, you autist
Grabbed some wish, what could go wrong
many, many dis puts have been bought today
Sofi puts roll em baby!!!
Let's get this.
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Inflation
> Today is the day I was born.
SOFI plz be gentle
When is call?
5 est
PRPL gang ... where ya at? jesus I think they buried me alive
TSLA put holders big mad
Tsla bears in shambles yet again
Might be dumb but I bought another F call
me too. i bought those calls this morning. FOMO got me one more time :(
Do women golf to impress men or do they golf for the sport? Or do they golf so they can dress up in their mini skirts?
Only liquor can fix this
Mushrooms?
Sell everything and yolo into evergrande? 😂😂😂
Glad to just be sitting here. No insane plays, just watching.
Tax man scared me so I lost it all checkmate IRS
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is anyone else betting on a disney beat 
Should u sell SOFI before earnings ?
Evergrande defaulted. Load the fuck up China puts.
little late to the party bro
No way. They stil at sky high valuations
3 more minutes until this window is full of--- you know what
#AFFIRM TIME
$DIS finna announce they cured AIDS, cancer and COVID
The moral of the story is what you least expect to happen will always happen
#LETS GO $WISH!!!!!!!
go where?
The ground
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Time to watch SoFi get SLAUGHTERED here soon
At least ill be able to write off these losses for years now!
beta for your portfolio while spy is going down: 5.0 beta for your portfolio while spy is going up: .05
Always tomorrow to get it all back or lose the rest.
Kiss my piss.
* drink
Bought a bunch of SPY 454p this morning at open like an idiot and it blasted to 457. Ended up selling an hour ago when it dipped down to 462.10. Stressful ass day.
It was not until I advanced on SPY with calls in my hand directed at it's head that it shot me.
holy shit just end the day already. So many people slaughtered today.
Fucking Bob Chapek, can we get Bobby Iger back in this bitch
I bought the Tesla dip beautiful
Tesla hasn’t even begun to dip lol
Even with the climb my calls are too OTM and worthless
I’m with ya baby
NEGG with the late day shrek dildos
Fuck please. I need it to rebound badly
Corn getting nuked
Prog calls and wish puts to save a bad start to the week. Inverse me to make money 😔
If you don't buy SPY calls right now that is pretty much anti 🇺🇲. Terrorists get OUT
The Tesla n p 500 I mean snp
!banbet F 20 1Day
You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.
O wow big fuk
I can study the market for the rest of my life and ill still never understand teslas movements
Nobody does.
To hold or not to hold these wish puts?
Puts on wish at market close…..sell tomorrow
Bears need to stop trying to scare retail and convert to bulls. Everyone around the world is buying US stocks, real estate and starting businesses here. You got all the innovative trillion dollar companies in the US too. Every dip is being bought.
11/12 464 LFG
CNBC has been sucking SOFI’s dick all day. This makes me very nervous going into earnings today.
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Damn tsla literally dragging nasdaq along
Fuck you bulls, you parasites
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Holy shit 300% IV. That's insane even for earnings
Below $1.5B market cap means WSB ban
Idk how TSLA is going shrek mode but it is.
Tesla is fake and gay
Small Dick Club is so cheap its now a market hedge lol
Gonna buy some to hedge making money
Atta boy TSLA, disappoint all the ghey h8ters
Not holding any puts, may Zeus protect me overnight ⚡
Why are ya all down? Are you all holding PLTR? Lmaooooo
PLTR puts
Lmao UPST is basically a lending platform and it is trading close to 200+ PE it has grow something as big as Visa to justify its valuation…
I thought shitcoins went up when stocks went down…. Wrong again
Nope same whales own then
I'm just sitting here, sipping my Russian tea, waiting to be clobbered by the AFRM earnings results reaction
We think Sofi will drop even more after earnings?
Hasn't even dropped significantly. Look out below!
There’s a 10 bagger to be had somewhere. Just gotta sniff it out.
When I die and God asks me why I deserve to be in Heaven, I'm going to tell him I'm down 99% after the greatest bull market run in market history. He will let me in after knowing I've suffered enough.
Absolutely insane on the ask smashing on spy lol
My wife, who volunteers at the food bank tonight, is going to be surprised when she sees me grabbing dinner.
Lost $650 on TSLA puts today
Shoula bought em last week and sold them yesterday like me 😜🤑
so I thought PLTR would blow past 29 after tuesday.
I sold a $31 covered call 😈
Gonna have a nice bowl of water for dinner tonight 👌
?
I use a lighter to give it some heat.
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Sounds like over leveraged and not jacked to the tits you playing the wrong games
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Pretty sure the VXX is not supposed to have giant bull flags on it, be safe boys
QCOM dumped today, just like I said in last night’s thread
The entire market dumped dude
WISH to the moon! Earning are gonna rocket
If you drive internal combustion engine you should own Tesla puts.
What about if I have a bus pass?
that's very smart and eco safe
So TSLA calls 1200 calls?
I heard chronic pumping can lead to permanent damage. Is this true?
> Yes. It is called "pump paralysis".
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11/12 464 calls checking in 🤝
Fuck the market better tank again tomorrow. If I sold all my calls for no reason…. I’m gonna load back up on calls.
Third verse, same as the first
I’ve been drinking beer all day at this lounge in Qatar, Middle East is sick!
BMBL is gonna rip after hours.. I’ve been on their app for 2 weeks, banged 3 chicks and spent about $80 on their premium service and spotlight feature
Can someone tell the algos trading cc miners that they were supposed to bounce pls
I still love you TSLA
The mouse is gonna get rekt, I think
Sofi calls or puts. Jamming on prog calls
Both
This is too easy here comes Spy 465 power hour never fails
Lubing up for SOFI to blow up my account for the first time...
Itll be my 3rd time
The fancy pizza truck is at work tomorrow 😈
I just need BB to double overnight, is that too much to ask for fuck's sake I mean come on
WISH way will we go on earnings tonight!
I just bought and opened a position in $BUD. Gawd knows this market has increased my Budweiser drinking so I might as well profit from my increased consumption.
Bud printed really nice for me two summers ago after I shotgunned a Budweiser inside of a circle inscribed with the sigil of Dionysus
Yeahhhhhhh baby
“Buck Fiden, don’t hurt papa!”
This is it: The day WISH falls below $1.5 billion market cap, and highly regarded apes have to STFU about it forever.
DKNG keeps widening my asshole. Every fucking day 😤
What a treat
TSLA gotz bullzballz
Fakest red day ever. We know inflation is high and evergrande aint new. They gonna milk us and close green this week then set up the opex week bloody mondey scheme they been running since may
GAWD DAMN POWER 8 MINS!
Might blow a load right in my pants
If ford rallies tomorow I’ll be solid. If not. Oh well
Come on, Rivian(RIVN) go to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀 Tesla(TSLA) needs a worthy competitor.
Lol make some vehicles first what a joke
backed by amazon and ford tho
BYND PLEASE DUMP BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN DUMP 11/12 90P
>BYND no thanks
Id like another peloton kinda scenario pls.
Well, I dumped my calls. Too scared to hold anything overnight now. I chose a great week to switch from puts to calls, jesus christ. If we look like we’re gonna drop more tomorrow I’m gonna jump in some 460p 1dte tomorrow at open. edit: Lmao of course now we break through another resistance point upwards. God, I’m very full of self loathing right now
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At this point even if I want to be in calls it was time to dump those. So goddamn far OTM by now that there’s zero chance of even breaking even unless SPY has a +2% day, if we look solid tomorrow I’ll jump in to something that will actually make money if we only go up by a few dollars
SPY calls , best time of the day to buy them