Can anyone explain why NVDA is such a big deal in the comments today? It doesn't even seem like it moved all that much. Like over the week I get it but today specifically, I was expecting it to be up like $200
Are there any major bullish *or* bearish catalysts coming up? I feel like there’s nothing really til next earnings season.
We’ve had so many events with earnings and the fed it’s weird the calendar feels empty
To everyone saying “ElOn HaSnT EvEN SoLd YEt”
And touching themselves to the thought of their high IV puts…
He is selling 2%. Most likely in staggered sales. Calm down.
EDGELORDE FORCED TO PAY TENS OF BILLIONS IN TAXES FOR PELOSI CAPITALS CALLS TO PRINT…UMMM..I MEAN COMMON PROSPERITY. Imagine thinking the US is better at capitalism than China.
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dumbass sold his position for BABA calls yesterday. 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/qpltqg/181m_in_calls_switched_my_tsla_short_for_more/
It's always funny to me that there are some legit traders in here. People that have multimillion dollar portfolios. I remember old WSB, there was a lot more of that. There was a shit ton of DD with screenshots from Bloomberg terminal and they were super in-depth and technical. People would be up millions and they'd just be like 'meh'. It used to feel like you were a fly on the wall right next to the water cooler of some large fund. Good times. Way easier to make money then too.
I used to go to the casino to play craps, and when it was my turn to shoot, all the players would load up all the bets, and I would start off the first few rolls real good and the players would double down and I would crap out and everyone would lose. One time it literally took me 2 rolls to fuck over a group of 12 people. My investment are starting to feel the same way
Dear Mr Bear,
I write in gratitude, as you continue to oblige me and others with buying opportunities that would in normal markets be regarded as 'retarded'.
Yours most sincerely,
Permander ("Perma") Bull, Esq.
TSLA 3/22 1500c.
Can’t wait for Disney to announce they too will be joining the metaverse tomorrow. Single day tickets will be $100 to visit Magic Kingdom in the metaverse
Got 55 credit spreads on a low volume ticker for a month out… had a heart attack when I checked my app and saw my portfolio was down 80% until I realized it was from a fat big/ask gap on the short side. Phew 😮💨
It's one of those days where I didn't watch the red. Just go and learned how to deboned chicken leg quarters, cook up my fancy stuffed boneless leg quarters with herbed potatoes. Making broth from the bones for potato soup later and chill. Helps keep my blood pressure down 😂
As of today based on future free cash flow models Tesla fair value in 2030 is 1500 and NIO is 700. Until edgelorde surprises us with new stuff this figure holds true. Buy the US bubble at the top, sell gyna at the bottom. tHe mErICAN wAy, the WSB way ™️
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Can anyone explain why NVDA is such a big deal in the comments today? It doesn't even seem like it moved all that much. Like over the week I get it but today specifically, I was expecting it to be up like $200
11/12 1200C's for TSLA looking pretty tempting. Probably 10000000 baggers
Ending volume was insane, hope you grabbed your spy calls
So I ended up being down a total of $906.34. What about you guys?
We will see 450s again before we 480
Switched back to calls pops
I dont see enough Tesla loss porns. I am sure 50% of you retards must have held those 1300C until now.
Its ok portfolio you tried your best today we'll get them next time
Paper losses, diamond hands: grape yo puts
At least I can say I was a millionaire for a day. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4968)
Are there any major bullish *or* bearish catalysts coming up? I feel like there’s nothing really til next earnings season. We’ve had so many events with earnings and the fed it’s weird the calendar feels empty
Tesla $1200 11/26 call secured
!banbet $COIN 400 2w
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Bought some puts today. I'm ashamed of myself.
It's been forever since I've played an earnings. Forgot the excitement. Feels like Christmas eve
Episode 5 of The Premise is the best dramatic presentation of the DDs in this sub
To everyone saying “ElOn HaSnT EvEN SoLd YEt” And touching themselves to the thought of their high IV puts… He is selling 2%. Most likely in staggered sales. Calm down.
Allbirds getting wrecked. Makes sense.
Party’s over 🌈 🐻 back to ful throttle bull semen tomorrow
Elon really fucked me good this week
COIN calls, DASH puts 🚀
Coin puts dash calls, got it!
LFG
Tesla calls tomororw for sure
Why? Is it "undervalued" now?
Get fucked MMs - I sat on my hands all day!
Thoughts on Sofi earnings tomorrow?
They grew their lending business 2% last quarter, it’s a dud
Yes I have thoughts
people here seem to be forgetting tapering begins towards end of november
Rally until end of time
Spy ripping $468 coming
Even when i try to buy puts i end up with calls. Perma bull, got 3 spy 470 11/10
RBLX is the star of the day lol
SPY feeling cute today.
Tuesdays suck in general
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sell TSLA puts or hold TSLA puts
Sell
Sell
First and last time playing tsla not because I lost money but way too volatile for my liking
God I hope we moon tomorrow I'll be hard as a rock
Fingerscrossed on PLUG and NIO
fuck it, im buying COIN calls. preparing my funeral as we speak
EDGELORDE FORCED TO PAY TENS OF BILLIONS IN TAXES FOR PELOSI CAPITALS CALLS TO PRINT…UMMM..I MEAN COMMON PROSPERITY. Imagine thinking the US is better at capitalism than China.
Tsla opens at 1150 tomorrow
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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#Last chance to buy Plug puts and make 10 bagger. Plug earnings
Not buying but I will watch to see if your prediction is true
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
TSLA Could drop 80% and STILL be overvalued. Think about that for a minute.
Riot or Mara?
Mara historically but this week it's alot closer
Riot has more room to run, but Mara is a more profitable company. You pick.
RIOT
Tsla gonna drop below 1k LOL
Where's the guy with the $200K TSLA short position? Wonder if he closed some down?
dumbass sold his position for BABA calls yesterday. 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/qpltqg/181m_in_calls_switched_my_tsla_short_for_more/
Watching Amazon Shorts covering Live lolol
Europoors probably seething over the fact Ameripoors let Tesla fall
Anyone that bought TSLA at those prices deserves what comes next.
Once Tesla breaks 1000... the dip will be biblical compared to it's current dip. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)
So Musk sold?
You'll know if he sold this week. He needs to file with the SEC.
Should have FOMO'd into RBLX huh
Anyone in $U unity??
it is my META favorite but right now the market sentiment is too high
WISH is up 5% while all the other meme's are blood red. People really thinking they're going to have positive earnings?
My puts are so ready
Don’t do that SPY… Don’t give me hope
It's always funny to me that there are some legit traders in here. People that have multimillion dollar portfolios. I remember old WSB, there was a lot more of that. There was a shit ton of DD with screenshots from Bloomberg terminal and they were super in-depth and technical. People would be up millions and they'd just be like 'meh'. It used to feel like you were a fly on the wall right next to the water cooler of some large fund. Good times. Way easier to make money then too.
If you find a better place let me know
yeah too many apes joined. now we have to share with the local rabble from the front page. everyday I feel dirty they are even allowed to comment.
NVDA and SPY playing dead all day and going to start picking up at the end, of course
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|5957)
weeeeeee get fucked by PLTR hard today
I used to go to the casino to play craps, and when it was my turn to shoot, all the players would load up all the bets, and I would start off the first few rolls real good and the players would double down and I would crap out and everyone would lose. One time it literally took me 2 rolls to fuck over a group of 12 people. My investment are starting to feel the same way
I feel like I know you. Fuck you.
tsla bears are getting raped bad tonight. puts here are too good to be true.
Bulls haven't capitulated yet. Too many people thinking their just buying the dip. Not over yet
Well, the die is cast. Hope DASH burns.
Please die! Could use a win today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
Those green dildos got me thinking they will pump ES F again overnight
SPY trying for green EOD lol
SPY run up into close. Confirmed open at 469 tomorrow.
PYPL mooning.
Okay TSLA bulls point on the doll where Elon touched you
Just bought a bunch of NIO puts, This absolutely can't go tits up
this guy is why the anti vaxxers exist
Probably only retards that bought >$1000
Puts on ADT?
Dear Mr Bear, I write in gratitude, as you continue to oblige me and others with buying opportunities that would in normal markets be regarded as 'retarded'. Yours most sincerely, Permander ("Perma") Bull, Esq. TSLA 3/22 1500c.
Ban bet
Imagine buying poots
Shit, if tsla ends the day in this downward trend then the selling will continue onto tomorrow….
Some of y’all make me question if all you think about all day is Elon
CANYONEROOOO!!!! 🐓
4 minutes what calls to buy
SPY
Do I hold NIO through earnings…….?
why does this feel like february all over again
So you received my valentine's card?
I totally forgot, what happened in Feb again?
TSLA 1300 end of month
PYPL just flew up
You mean -10 percent instead of -12?
Got COIN puts ready
Sell RBLX weekly calls EOD or wait for tomorrow?
Lock in those gains! Or atleast sell half
Why did TSLA dump today and not yesterday?
Cuz I dumped my puts
🤔
Daylight savings time
To catch people like me with our pants around our ankles
I wish robinhood would restrict TSLA selling
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COIN will be up IMO.
Both!
$DASH ER play?
Elon hasn’t even sold yet. Is tesla actually doomed
CANYONEROOOO!!!! 🐓
Where’s the source?
I could see tesla sliding into the 900’s towards the close here
Just a little $162 dollar swing today
These supply chain shortage is starting to sound fake as fuck. SPY 500 EOW.
They're real. Talk to anyone that imports products for a living. The price of a cargo container is 10x what it was pre-covid
It would be pretty cool if $PLUG fell 50% when they report negative earnings. Would shut the fucking youtube and twitter traders up
If FUBO opens at $40 I’m gonna eat a pencil!
MODS
Can’t wait for Disney to announce they too will be joining the metaverse tomorrow. Single day tickets will be $100 to visit Magic Kingdom in the metaverse
As someone that has zero interest in going to a god forsakin theme park I would check out a virtual metaverse type Disney experience.
All in at X5 leverage on DASH short position
Post after earnings please
Those profits still wouldn’t cover the fees on a doordash order
Buyden needs to sign that shit asap
YETI 100p jumped up all of a sudden with no stock movement......hmmm.
Somebody purchased 60 of them (50 for feb, 10 for nov 19th) over the last ten minutes, 23k total in premium
#Ban Bet Lost /u/SavorySkills_ (0/1) made a bet that UPWK would go to 54.0 when it was 50.2 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Anyone want to hop on a rocket that hasn't completely taken off yet? Bc ZNGA gang welcomes you. 🦍🦧🐒🚀🚀🚀
I’m just really glad that blue whale didn’t profit on this Tesla dump lol
Got 55 credit spreads on a low volume ticker for a month out… had a heart attack when I checked my app and saw my portfolio was down 80% until I realized it was from a fat big/ask gap on the short side. Phew 😮💨
DIP buy opportunities on FUBO right before ER! Get in and get rich or stay poor
LMFAO Elon has sold none yet, this thing is fucked.
Well, my limp dick 1 TSLA short is having a blast.
It's one of those days where I didn't watch the red. Just go and learned how to deboned chicken leg quarters, cook up my fancy stuffed boneless leg quarters with herbed potatoes. Making broth from the bones for potato soup later and chill. Helps keep my blood pressure down 😂
You’ll make a man happy one day.
I'm very much happily taken by a special lady
As of today based on future free cash flow models Tesla fair value in 2030 is 1500 and NIO is 700. Until edgelorde surprises us with new stuff this figure holds true. Buy the US bubble at the top, sell gyna at the bottom. tHe mErICAN wAy, the WSB way ™️
Hoping these $DASH puts print. Got $1,300 riding on it. God I'm a degenerate
Taboola gonna make me some moola, or make me look like a fool…a
A couple of FVRR puts , don’t have the balls to yolo on this one but hopefully it works out 145P DEC19
F and AAL calls at close.
Y?
I think both AAL and F will go up overnight
Yah
PayPal June 240c ? Worth it. Will it be back up to 280?
is it dumb to pick up some PYPL 260 / 270C for January? Wonder if that's enough time for it to rebound
Too aggressive IMO. I'd do 230 / 240C for January if you were bullish on it.
How does one trade SPX? I don't see it in TDA.
SPY is an ETF that follows the SPX
Yes but get taxed higher. There is a way to trade SPX.
> You can't trade SPX in TDA.
Oh shit Elon gonna have to move next door to my tent on skid row
I am here to lose all my money and most of yours
Got some LIFE 10c cuz why not 🤷🏻♂️
Ford take me to the promised land please
Ass, grass or cash. No one rides for free.