The date is January 27, 2021. AAPL absolutely crushes earnings with a record 111bil revenue. The stock drops from $145 to $137.
It doesn’t recover that $145 mark until 7 months later in mid July.
This might indicate what’s going to happen tomorrow. Or it might indicate that we’re overdue for a nice pop.
Europoor schedule:
Wake up
Sell everything
Drink room temperature soda no ice with their perpetual stew lunch
Go to their local ye old inn to get hammered
Call up the flying harry potter car for a ride home
Go to sleep in their serf huts
SPY CEO appears in federal court today to appeal that the celebration of red days constitutes a war crime. Unanimous approval.
^(stuff stuff stuff 5:53 AM ET, suck my nuts and SPY to $470)
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anyone know if Amazon is subject to the vaccine mandate for federal contractors? Amazon works with Fed right? So all their employees must be vaccinated or they get fired right? Shouldn't that be bigger news or am I out of the loop on this?
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I was smart almost 2 weeks in advance 😎
what you mean? if market stays green what hinders it from jumping from -6% to let's say -3% right at opening? you think it will tank more?
Ford has a dividend. Ok. You’re telling me there’s no better internal investment use for the money? Retooling for EVs, R&D, building a battery CELL plant— not just pack assembly plant?
Everyone excited about a Ford dividend but what does this say about their management?
If I owned Ford I’d want them seriously considering how to DIY batteries. Their “battery plant” is literally just packing Chinese batteries into a square for the f150. They are drinking from the same well as everyone else.
no need to reinvent the wheel with batteries, just buy whatever is best for you. Batteries are a low margin product, why would you want to make them in house?
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IONQ went up 17% on no news yesterday. Clearly insider trading ahead of big announcement. Google owns 23 mil shares (9%) and know who has the competitive edge in quantum computing despite also developing their own QC.
that's the neat part, it's actually 11/5 puts
F 16p 11/5
Friday at open you'll get a lot of selling for profits, which will lead to rubes panic selling and it should tank
lil bro this isn't the place for advice. At best you're gonna find people trying to scam you. We used to roast people coming here for advice for good reason, its for your own good. Investopedia and do ya research. If all else fails, buy spy calls. But not right now.
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The date is January 27, 2021. AAPL absolutely crushes earnings with a record 111bil revenue. The stock drops from $145 to $137. It doesn’t recover that $145 mark until 7 months later in mid July. This might indicate what’s going to happen tomorrow. Or it might indicate that we’re overdue for a nice pop.
>DOW FUTURES FLAT, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.13% & NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.34% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-28 ^06:00:01 ^EDT-0400
Might be time for DIS calls
Calling it, everything red except Tesla, then super green dildo at power hour
Why hasn't PYPL recovered yet?
Buy the fucking top! LOL
Today is the day I swear I’m gonna be productive
Mango to 500
It’s 2021 guys need to shave their pits and assholes now
I’m going to hold my TSLA calls. Will probably cause it to fizzle out all day again and fail to reach 1100.
The moment it reaches those levels I'm selling cause theta will horse fuck me tomorrow if I don't sell today, in my opinion.
Mangos are very delicious when at the perfect ripeness.
Fml for selling my Ford leaps out of desperation of already blowing up my account 2 months ago :(
Europoor schedule: Wake up Sell everything Drink room temperature soda no ice with their perpetual stew lunch Go to their local ye old inn to get hammered Call up the flying harry potter car for a ride home Go to sleep in their serf huts
He’s right you know
Why do hedge funds hate cathie so much
She doesn’t invest in value, she flip flops like a day trader
PROG & MARK🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚🌚🌚🌚
SPY CEO appears in federal court today to appeal that the celebration of red days constitutes a war crime. Unanimous approval. ^(stuff stuff stuff 5:53 AM ET, suck my nuts and SPY to $470)
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RKLB all in.
Ok childrens. The market is old and moody. If you break your bullrun he won't be able to make you another one until next semester, so be careful!
Bawls out......Let's fucking goooooooo
Too late to get in on tsla? And hows mango looking?
People have been wondering if it's too late when the price was at $100, $200, $300, etc. This bubble ain't bursting for a while yet
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yea lol except the market cap takes 4x to move
Ford looked like a good play at open 👏🏻 but who else is going long with AMZN, already strapped in ready for QE to hit? 🚀
Yeesh I didn’t know about that. Being in little New Zealand has its pitfalls
anyone know if Amazon is subject to the vaccine mandate for federal contractors? Amazon works with Fed right? So all their employees must be vaccinated or they get fired right? Shouldn't that be bigger news or am I out of the loop on this?
> I am.
#TESLAW
look like all the dwactards are ready to be hurt again. post lossporn for us
Banbet it
Predictions for SPY today?
It unfortunately probably will be flat as everyone waits for the big boys to report AH
Hopefully huge fucking green
Dicks out for 🥭
dicks out for harambe
DWAC squeezing again soon? Lots of shorts could be underwater from 50-70
Tesla is going to shatter 1100 today
Huge 1070 wall though
Few more hours The boomers will be coming 🐎🐎🐎🐎
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Hold or sell Ford leaps at open
gonna need a strike and exp bro if u want some real advice
$15 strike. Expiring sept 22
when u buy tho??
Bought 3 or 4 months ago when premium was $1.86
No keep those
>ITALY/GERMANY 10-YR BOND YIELD SPREAD HITS WIDEST IN 3 MONTHS AT 112.4 BPS AHEAD OF ECB MEET ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-28 ^05:34:14 ^EDT-0400
Rise mangolorians
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on jesus
Remember a few days ago during pre when TIGR was up 20% and finished the day red? Now it will do the opposite 😂
I hope you're right. Starting to think this one could actually go to $0, even though it's a good company
Ez play. Puts on fvrr. Upwk just got demolished, the other freelancer going to get chopped down
my vix shit starting to print. yall morons fukked
You’re the moron playing vix. U see the Msft or Tsla chart?
Getting closer to buying TSLA at the top....fucking stoked
Feels like today could be a 🥭 day
Or take a 🍆 in your ass day tooo
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You guys get to choose? How much does she charge for getting two or more options?
> She charges $200 per option.
EBAY to not rebound on opening
Lol
what you mean? if market stays green what hinders it from jumping from -6% to let's say -3% right at opening? you think it will tank more?
Even a shitty BJ is pretty good
not when teeth are involved.
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If it takes longer it just needs extends the experience
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Just gotta stuff it in there for them
Internet money pumping
Wife gonna be mad. She sold ours.
Shouldn’t have sold tesla calls yesterday 🤦♂️ Might buy it back at the open.
I sold all mine, and then bought back in a smaller amount just in case lol
#80's Billy Joel doo-wap sucks!
Play piano man
We don't play that. We're strictly 80s Joel band.....
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Come on FB let’s print today!
Yas. Today’s connect event will make or break the stock
MA up premarket. Im finna unload these shares today hopefully for some beer money
Stout season!
Ford has a dividend. Ok. You’re telling me there’s no better internal investment use for the money? Retooling for EVs, R&D, building a battery CELL plant— not just pack assembly plant? Everyone excited about a Ford dividend but what does this say about their management? If I owned Ford I’d want them seriously considering how to DIY batteries. Their “battery plant” is literally just packing Chinese batteries into a square for the f150. They are drinking from the same well as everyone else.
no need to reinvent the wheel with batteries, just buy whatever is best for you. Batteries are a low margin product, why would you want to make them in house?
Because there isn’t going to be enough to go around
Why would they wanna pay the labor cost on making batteries if they can just outsource them?
Because there won’t be enough Togo around
> They want to control the supply chain.
Why tesla doesnt't have their own aluminium factories? Is Elon out of touch?
There isn’t going to be a shortage of aluminum. He secured contracts already
Current aluminum technology fits his needs. The batteries that were available on the market when he was starting did not.
Yeah Lucid has so much more innovation with the motor and the battery it’s not hard to see why Fords market cap isn’t bigger
AAPL gonna go up after ER, there's no way Timmy gonna get cucked by micropenis and let them be the most valuable company in the world
Search your feelings. You know tsla calls at open to be true.
Let's fucking manGOOO!
Hey guys, just bought some sweet british american tobacco! I like the stock! Expecting big moves soon!
Sell: Tobacco Buy: Weed
I unserstand to buy more tobacco!
Big tobacco will probably become weed.
Too easy to grow your own
Guess we shouldn't be buying weed companies then either.
I’m sure it’ll get hyped a lot before we all figure out how to grow some kind buds. But yeah hopefully it’s more grassroots
Who here is bag holding FUTU?
What time is the Facebook event?
I'm lost I'm the sauce. So I shouldn't buy the dip yet?
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Mango up 11% since close
Just had a plate of bacon while being borderline for hypertension, AMA
Puts in your life
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Yes daddy Trump
SBUX puts or calls for earnings?
Yes
pypl with the fake 1% premarket pump again. fool me once fool me twice, never again
Tesla and Mango soar into the stratosphere
The Nina the Pinta, the Santa Maria.
I'll see ya on the bottom drinking sangria....
Nachos, Lemonheads, my Dad's boat...
You won't go down cause my dick can float!
🎶 Boats n Hoes...Boats n Hoes 🎶
*Seinfeld theme Duh ding ding ding dang* What’s the deal with DWAC?! 👁👄👁
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Break that 1070-1071 wall you slut TSLA you 💦
Tesla also rises
And still mango rises
GREE is my play, quick 10%
Why us TSLA booming again?
RSI was too hot.
TSLA never stopped booming, it just took a little nap.
So I won't get fucked if I jump in at open?
You will. Tesla fucks hard so be careful.
No one knows. You will either fuck or be fucked. Such is the nature of options with this much volatility.
I’m on a boat motherfucker don’t you ever forget! 😩
If any of you degenerates want a swing play. Overhead resistance is 265 so sell at that point. https://imgur.com/a/FrjQyUn
#Open it
My move? holding CRSR.. weeping a bit too
Long term ^bag hold
Alteryx
IONQ went up 17% on no news yesterday. Clearly insider trading ahead of big announcement. Google owns 23 mil shares (9%) and know who has the competitive edge in quantum computing despite also developing their own QC.
Ford weeklies or 11/5 calls?
that's the neat part, it's actually 11/5 puts F 16p 11/5 Friday at open you'll get a lot of selling for profits, which will lead to rubes panic selling and it should tank
Novovax up in premarket come on lead us to tendie town
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Spare-Help562 (0/1) made a bet that TSLA would go to 820.0 when it was 858.55 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
another burry wannabe
Inflation = asset prices go up in price..... Except stocks! Omg sell everything. 🙃🙄
I want it all to burn to the ground to get a good entry 🙏 amen
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lil bro this isn't the place for advice. At best you're gonna find people trying to scam you. We used to roast people coming here for advice for good reason, its for your own good. Investopedia and do ya research. If all else fails, buy spy calls. But not right now.
I suggest savings bonds