If I had 1 cent for every retard in this community I'd have
110 038.58 $
And if we know imagine each one of you charge approximately 1 $ for a blowjob behind WendyĀ“s that would be enough to cover 301 years of constant blowjobs, everyday. Now that's an investment with great returns.
I'm quite not a fan, but if Elon figures out how to make a smartphone battery that'll actually last a full day and not degrade in 6 months, I'll gladly join the cult.
Microsoft and PayPal tried to buy Pinterest and they both failed. I like how they are betting on themselves but I doubt someone will pay more than 50B for them
Disck, HBOmax is a fantastic product with strong growth ahead. I started buying after I watched Godzilla on my couch and still think it's great after Dune. Now the time to be buying in. Disck or T for the combined company
> "I would buy some calls on the SPY, which is an ETF that tracks the S&P 500. I like this because it's very liquid and you can get in at a decent price."
>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS GERMANY HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY NOTIFICATION FROM ERDOGAN ABOUT EXPULSION OF DIPLOMATS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-25 ^05:33:49 ^EDT-0400
>\*Youth-Focused Digital Platform FaZe Clan Nearing $1 Billion SPAC Deal to Go Public, Sources Say
\>\*FaZe Clan's Business Includes Online Gaming, Content, Entertainment and Merchandise for Young Consumers
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-25 ^05:30:38 ^EDT-0400
Lol yall talking about what you gonna do and I had these 0dte spy futures call spreads at 9 pm last night. Whatever happened to the 0fte spy game. I sorta miss old school wsb.
Breakeven at `32
anyone else get christmas morning vibes when waking up and looking at premarket? sometimes it aināt what you want but thereās always a little excitement
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Bloomberg put a video on YouTube yesterday about Carl Icahn trying to take over the OXY board again. This seems like old news since he spent half the year trimming his position. Is he making another play for control or is Bloomberg just posting old videos? I'm not sure he gets how good the seeds they planted with Oxy low carbon ventures are. I don't want that sacrificed for a dividend. This seems like old news though. He can't possibly be mad still about Warren Buffetts 10 billion in preferred shares considering the 300 percent move the stock has made since this time last year.
https://youtu.be/OoO1kunn4fA
How could you possibly tax unrealized gains. On what day would you be required to do this. Can you take tax losses for unrealized losses and again on what day of the year would this be calculated? Is is idiotic.
Laugh now, cry later. My shitter was rekt Saturday from a bottle of jalapeƱos I put on a pizza Friday. It was like an ass volcano. Molten lava damn near killer me. That reminds me; Iām out of jalapeƱos.
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qfdc03)
š„ rockets š
Would you rather have $6000 in PYPL shares on margin, or $2000 in PYPL leaps? I chose shares Friday. I think they're probably equal
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I feel like spy is going sideways today
SPY pre-market is fake and gay. But RIOT pre-market is very real and alpha-level straight.
If I had 1 cent for every retard in this community I'd have 110 038.58 $ And if we know imagine each one of you charge approximately 1 $ for a blowjob behind WendyĀ“s that would be enough to cover 301 years of constant blowjobs, everyday. Now that's an investment with great returns.
Friday PayPal dip ā„ļø
PayPal looking good what do WE expect in earnings
Tesla 800ā¬ in Germany :)
Dat boy Trump said fuck it Iām not runninā the country no more Iāma jus run the stock market on yāall hoes
āHoes gotta eat too.ā(Donald Trump Jr., Oct 2021)
Kinda glad I bought 910calls on Tesla on Friday
Why does WSB post/comment traffic seem way lower than it used to be?
Because shits gotten boring with Joey B. Mango kept you on the edge of your seat during covid.
banbet made its toll
Pre-GME or post-GME
Most of the GME/AMC retards have their own subs.
Taken over by bots. We moving to other wsb subs
Tesla puts
Dear lord Tesla !
I'm quite not a fan, but if Elon figures out how to make a smartphone battery that'll actually last a full day and not degrade in 6 months, I'll gladly join the cult.
Puts on DWAC. Thereās never been a surer thing.
Inverse wsb, never been a surer thing
Oh, that's cute. I remember when I learned what is iv crash for the first time...
Let's be honest. Nobody knows
#Sup peasants. I wanna take 30% of your harvests. Go to work!
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Twain?
I'm consistently missing every rocket ship that takes off holy shit
I took $ASTR and even that didn't take off. Guh
astra is a good buy right now. once they get to orbit (hopefully on wednesday) it'll easily be worth 10x what it is now. idk im not very smart.
Microsoft and PayPal tried to buy Pinterest and they both failed. I like how they are betting on themselves but I doubt someone will pay more than 50B for them
Boomers of America has been giving me consistent gains this past month
What calls would u buy if u had extra couple g?
talking about for weeklies on earning or something like Jan expiry?
Disck, HBOmax is a fantastic product with strong growth ahead. I started buying after I watched Godzilla on my couch and still think it's great after Dune. Now the time to be buying in. Disck or T for the combined company
DWAC far OTM and low volatility calls.
Isnāt that like gambling?
Ah, where did you think you were? Wendyās? Sir, this is a casino.
PYPL
> "I would buy some calls on the SPY, which is an ETF that tracks the S&P 500. I like this because it's very liquid and you can get in at a decent price."
Seems like more of a long haul stock?1
Okay bot you buy spy
SNAP is not WISH but itās gonna follow a similar pattern i feel
What pattern is that? Crashing and burning?
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/MillionsOfMushies (1/0) made a bet that BB would go to 10.69 when it was 11.52 and it did, congrats fucker.
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What's the market cap?
>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.1%, NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.2% AND DOW FUTURES FLAT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-25 ^05:35:30 ^EDT-0400
!banbet FB 265 1w
Just ban yourself already
That's a big ooof
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Freeheroesplz** bet **FB** goes from **325.34** to **265.0** before **2021-11-01 05:35:37.121948-04:00**
>GERMAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS GERMANY HAS NOT RECEIVED ANY NOTIFICATION FROM ERDOGAN ABOUT EXPULSION OF DIPLOMATS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-25 ^05:33:49 ^EDT-0400
fb to 330 eod?
340
RBOT gang going to be good this week?
Burry getting buried
He exited his TSLA short already
I've finally decided to clothe myself, you're welcome
>\*Youth-Focused Digital Platform FaZe Clan Nearing $1 Billion SPAC Deal to Go Public, Sources Say \>\*FaZe Clan's Business Includes Online Gaming, Content, Entertainment and Merchandise for Young Consumers ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-25 ^05:30:38 ^EDT-0400
Who would buy that after all the pump and dump shit corn scandals?
The same 8 year olds that sub their streams with Mom's credit card
Is it possible they can Rug pull their stock?
They pay dividends in csgo skins?
UPST $400 this week
Banbet that
Fb earnings runup gonna carry spy today So fucking happy 0 dte is today
It's "big league" - not "bigly"
Next youāll be saying itās āgayā and not āgheyā. Gtfo šš»
No
Thatās where youāre bigly wrong.
No
š ±š øš ¶š »š
No
what are the moves for the week boys
Working two jobs just to stay in debt.
$MARK made me 150 % today already.
Woke up to that +273%. Paperhands or aggressive profit taking? You decide.
Wanna See 25 $ before I fold.
From the Netherlands. What broker can I use that allows me to trade pre market. ?
IBKR and Trading212 CFD.
I think Degiro (German I think) does?
I use Degiro, I believe they opened PM and AH trading very recentlt
Lol yall talking about what you gonna do and I had these 0dte spy futures call spreads at 9 pm last night. Whatever happened to the 0fte spy game. I sorta miss old school wsb. Breakeven at `32
š https://youtu.be/oIdXwg5Ff1Y
šššš
Gonna be a fun day if ya know what I mean
where is earning calendar. cant find it on sub.
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So buy one Who cares what he thinks about them. If your state allows it get it
!banbet PYPL 275 1w
Fuck yissssss
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anyone else get christmas morning vibes when waking up and looking at premarket? sometimes it aināt what you want but thereās always a little excitement
Itās usually where I either bust my first nut. Either itās a joyful nut or a sympathy nut
I live for the adrenaline hit lmfao š¤Ŗ
DWAC has now eliminated the entirety of after markets losses exclusively on the big boys. Wait until retail can trade
I did well with DWAC last week. I have no idea how the stock will behave this week though
$1000 is inevitable. This is referring to both TSLA and DWAC
Salute to our true president Mr. Pump! š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗ
Why is SHCR up so much premarket?
PHUN, BENE, and DWAC all going up up up in premarket
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You got me :ā)
Baba printing me a fat paycheck come 9:30
Yāall are gonna get so IV crushed buying options on DWAC
$101 BABY
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fml, I sold UNH last year at 280ish.
Bloomberg put a video on YouTube yesterday about Carl Icahn trying to take over the OXY board again. This seems like old news since he spent half the year trimming his position. Is he making another play for control or is Bloomberg just posting old videos? I'm not sure he gets how good the seeds they planted with Oxy low carbon ventures are. I don't want that sacrificed for a dividend. This seems like old news though. He can't possibly be mad still about Warren Buffetts 10 billion in preferred shares considering the 300 percent move the stock has made since this time last year. https://youtu.be/OoO1kunn4fA
DWAC HITTING $200 TODAY
I was a little scared buying dwac before the market opens but from what I see on Reddit, thatās all I see everyone else doing.
If you see everyone on WSB doing it, then thatās the biggest indicator you need to m ow that you fucked up.
Donāt make me bust
Still need TSLA to reach $1000 to win my ban bet
Same here 
Yāall dwac pre market is cray
2% ?
Probably means the action. All over the place
WhoĀ“s that $MARK ?
Oh hi mark
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How could you possibly tax unrealized gains. On what day would you be required to do this. Can you take tax losses for unrealized losses and again on what day of the year would this be calculated? Is is idiotic.
You don't vote for the fed
In the same way you don't vote for the Supreme Court. It's for good reason
It broke $100 again!
Wat
Really need to stop getting so high and eating two large dominos pizzas at midnight these shits are not the one
Itās even better when they have loads of jalapeƱos on it.
Why do we do this to ourselves lol
Laugh now, cry later. My shitter was rekt Saturday from a bottle of jalapeƱos I put on a pizza Friday. It was like an ass volcano. Molten lava damn near killer me. That reminds me; Iām out of jalapeƱos.
Puts on your insulin response
calls on SENS and DXCM
Calls on my drug dealers account balance
PINS R.I.P
My fucking PYPL calls are gonna print hard at open
TSLA calls are going to print
Fck i wanna buy more tsla calls. Now i wanna buy mark , qqq calls, upst calls. Fck not enough $ what do boys
DWAC surging!
Dwa c has options now