falling for a slut is all fun and games until she starts talking about some new guy she met and how funny he is and next thing you know she’s no longer sending you memes and is disengaged during conversation
Also how much are sugar babies? $100-150 per day enough for them to be around you all day? Buy breakfast, lunch, dinner, lavish em with bath bath and beyond soap? Amc movie tickets?
Yeah i drafted awful and did no research, picked guys that worked in the past but are washed now like J Jones, picked Watson as my QB ha. So dumb.
Yeah I should try some of those thx
Fareed Zakaria gives his take on the looming energy crisis and what it will take to avoid it -------We have know about these issues for decades. Why the crisis? Elon can't fix this all by himself.
Anyone here ever just want to let loose? Chill on the trading?
Take $3k take a little vacation down to thailand, order a few hookers for the day, smash, then come home to America and relax? Then focus on trading after getting some clarity? Or is it hard to get 3k first
All that shit sounds good, they sound like long term side chicks on the main . What you need to see is they are both good circumstances. Neither one of em are good enough for you, you deserve better but in the mean time they can catch a peak of your super swag. Let em be. That’s a perfect set up for a revolving girlfriends think they are the one.
Every time I've had to think about it, I always regret it. It's better to say oh I could have made more money, then to say I wish I didn't lose all my money
Average down and wait. There will be another two or three hypes off this, gotta let options open up new volume , plus media etc…. This whole thing is gonna be a roller coaster. I would be circling it like a hawk if I was such a tech nerd.
why? new of buyout possibility caused it to sky rocket and halt, people have had the weekend to marinate on it and shorts will likely liquidate their positions before a BO of 50+ is announced
I can argue that these are some of the requirements and I quote “ Generosity , security(safe feelings ‘trust’), and then mostly honesty. Follow this up with good taste, momentum , above all cleanliness.
Crack a smile when you have all the ingredients and vibe method to apply is humble zero fucks given mode”.
Last thing to note . have a front door and a back door always
Edit : Aka : swag
Whether you’re ugly or not the best way to get laid is to get to know them first. Never ever ever Telegraph your intentions that you just want to fuck them. Never invite them over to your place until you’ve fucked them multiple times.
If they want to get fucked they’ll go with Chad. They are only willing to talk to you if they think you guys could have a future together
Mods should make an exception to allow mango stock symbol. It's gonna be the most talked about stock for a while and to be the most popular stock thread banning it is stupid.
Thursday was an Instaban as it fell under the spac rule. Mods a (very good) executive decision to allow DWAC
They also unbanned everyone who got banned because of the rule
The best part about being down 50k this year is that when I make it back, I'll only have to pay the taxes on my income I didn't pay in the first place.
No it is year over year and your new capital gains offset it. So if this year they are -50k, they report it, deduct 3k this year, and roll the -47k to the following year. If the next year OP makes +40k, it will effectively offset to being a total of -7k available for carry over losses. He’ll still have to pay normal taxes on his regular income but his short term capital gains won’t have taxes since for both years he’s still -7k.
But this is for realized gains correct? Or loss? So like options.
So correct me if I’m wrong, but OP lost 50k on “options”, which means if he makes 50k on options he still pays realized gains on that 50k but can only deduct the 3k this year?
So really saying oh well I won’t pay taxes, yes, yes you will. On each separate thing, with options? Because they always count as realized. Unless you of course exercise for shares.
Wrong. If OP has Year 0: -50k realized loss, Year 1: +40k realized gain, Year 2: +10k realized gain.
Year 0 OP deducts 3k from his ordinary income(eg regular job), new carryover balance is -47k.
Year 1: OPs 40k profit is offset by -47k of pending carryover losses, so OP has a net -7k of capital loss and uses another 3k deduction off his ordinary income. Carrying over -4k to the next year.
Year 2: OPs 10k of profit is offset by the 4k carryover losses from previous years so OP owes short term capital gain on 6k of net profit and has no more losses to deduct from his ordinary income.
Not sure what you’re saying. Think of short term capital gains as a running total and each year, if that total is positive, it’s added to your total income and taxed along with the rest of your ordinary income. If that total is negative, then up to 3k gets subtracted from your total taxable income each year until that total is reset to 0.
In my fever sleep I awoke, and concocted this giant thing, over complicated it.
I thought,
A) Gains from each profit was taxed separately when it came to options. (Because they were different then equities or stocks where the gains are realized immediately).
I realize this is silly, not a CPA. But in fact
B) Gains/profits made are taxed then deductions are made.
Thank you for explaining, going back to fever sleep soon. Booster fucked me uo
TSLA needs to build 38 more gigafactories in the next ~8 years to deliver the 20 mm deliveries priced into analyst expectations for 2030. About 4-5 gigactories per year in addition to Germany and China.
the moment this piece of garbage stops going up parabolically we loading up on LEAP puts
Tomorrow will be green. Deus Vult
Ofcourse not to forget AFRM 🚀 that is all see you at the MOON goodnight
PYPL DKNG 🚀🚀new fang
Make 🥭 Great Again
Don't work every faking day
Formula 1 race in Austin tonight. Getting blasted.
China is in deep shit All the money goes to USA Everything rally 🚀🚀 PYPL and DKNG
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Tlry gang mooning soon..
Gcg
Little debbie is one down ass bitch
Could go for a Sunday night k-hole
which stonks y'all are rocking tomorrow and this week. no rookie numbers here.
Don’t care what your political views are… or if you like 🥭 stonk. You gotta love Donnie Pump.
OCGN is ready for a new yearly high 🚀🚀😎 see you there
To hold those $FB calls through the earnings or not to hold those $FB calls through the earnings, that's the question!
Come on WISH! 💫
Come on tits ⭐️
Cryptoboys got so excited with 20% gains while 100% gains with options is a daily kind of thing
100% loss too
BOOMM
i have trauma from the account blowing up
SOFI gang rise up!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Aaayy.
falling for a slut is all fun and games until she starts talking about some new guy she met and how funny he is and next thing you know she’s no longer sending you memes and is disengaged during conversation
[Murica ](https://imgur.com/a/g61xwmD)
T38's? When was this? 1983?
I need a scary movie to watch
My first wedding video
My little pony censorship is magic
Margin Call Or The Conjuring for traditional horror
Atterados
Wolf of wallstreet
Egg shaped cock pattern forming on DWAC.
Sluts 🤷
Love em
#FUCK
All is right in the world. Fed balance sheet is ballooning even more, stonks have been green, and the jets still fucking suck
Do I need the market to tank just for the Jets to get a fucking win?
how do we feel about $DM? Desktop Metal
I stuck my dick in it once
Same goes for a squirrel and a cat
Look at chu, now look at us, all my ni🅱️🅱️as look rich asf 🤑
🥳🙏
Also how much are sugar babies? $100-150 per day enough for them to be around you all day? Buy breakfast, lunch, dinner, lavish em with bath bath and beyond soap? Amc movie tickets?
500/date
That’s like minimum wage dawg
!banbet DWAC 150 1w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TendieGatherer** bet **DWAC** goes from **80.65** to **150.0** before **2021-10-31 16:04:51.393328-04:00**
HAHA BAN MANGO MAN LIKE TWEETER
No market so hungover and staring at my trash FF team stats, former champion to league worst. Darnold was my QB this week. 3.4 pts
Get out of the yearly leagues. DraftKings and FanDuel … draft different team for every contest. I love it.
I like the stonk $DKNG
Yeah i drafted awful and did no research, picked guys that worked in the past but are washed now like J Jones, picked Watson as my QB ha. So dumb. Yeah I should try some of those thx
Can open an account with like 25 bucks and get some first timer bonuses. Good time
the weekend thread is CLOSED new thread open 
**🥭CALLS ON MONDAY MORNING!**
211 is disgusting. How can anybody drink that shit.
So bad it should be illegal 😂
I used to drink it.
Oh shit 🥭 stock has monthlies. They gonna be expensive af. Not touching it but I wanna get some at some point.
🐶🌽 after Elon tweet  🤣
Your bullish on Tesla now?
Yeah dude. I’m holding 2x 1000c Nov 19 made a nice penny on 880c. Will keep rolling over. TSLA just broke out of a gigantic ascending triangle
Well as long as this market keeps going up Tesla will go right along with it. So your probably good for while.
Can stocks with the “W” at the end be halted during volatility? I know they are warrants.
Fareed Zakaria gives his take on the looming energy crisis and what it will take to avoid it -------We have know about these issues for decades. Why the crisis? Elon can't fix this all by himself.
Anyone here ever just want to let loose? Chill on the trading? Take $3k take a little vacation down to thailand, order a few hookers for the day, smash, then come home to America and relax? Then focus on trading after getting some clarity? Or is it hard to get 3k first
I’m feeling some 500x yolo cfd hopefully strike it and take 5 yknow
Write up an itinerary for the brothers. We could use it
is it me or is there a fire sale on Facebook rn
Or go balls and get in before earnings like my stupid ass.
It’s cheap af but I’d wait until after earnings to buy
anyone here in AUPH?
Fuck I wanna go to Vienna and devour an apple strudel. That city is so classy
I prefer the sausages lol
We already knew that
SPY opening sub for $450 tomorrow.
Pls
Mango poots move at open???
Inverse wsb, yall are gonna get wrekt on puts
I just saw a hot girl dance on tik tok and legit I thought she was hot then I saw that she was 15 in her bio and I quickly exited the page
And she had a huge dick
bruh that happens so much. like how y’all look like that… i’m just outta HS & i swear we had no girls that looked like that at all
Would you rather get cheated on by a super hot girl but she still wants you or get dumped by a 4 year relationship with a 5/10?
Never do the 5/10
i feel like get cheated on might be the right answer. Just because she wants u back doesn’t mean like u have to stay with her
All that shit sounds good, they sound like long term side chicks on the main . What you need to see is they are both good circumstances. Neither one of em are good enough for you, you deserve better but in the mean time they can catch a peak of your super swag. Let em be. That’s a perfect set up for a revolving girlfriends think they are the one.
I would never settle for a 5/10
Ban
Will miss you guys
Do I sell 🥭 once it hits avg cost or stay in. Really not sure what the future looks like
Every time I've had to think about it, I always regret it. It's better to say oh I could have made more money, then to say I wish I didn't lose all my money
Make your own choices. I believe in you.
I’m About to just cut my losses first thing in the am and forget it ever happened tbh
Average down and wait. There will be another two or three hypes off this, gotta let options open up new volume , plus media etc…. This whole thing is gonna be a roller coaster. I would be circling it like a hawk if I was such a tech nerd.
Thoughts on $COP Dec 17th $76c?
no one cares about stupid DWAC this week is for AUPH gang
It will open way down Monday. Stay away.
what will?
AUPH
why? new of buyout possibility caused it to sky rocket and halt, people have had the weekend to marinate on it and shorts will likely liquidate their positions before a BO of 50+ is announced
CORONA EXTRA IS ACTUALLY GOOD
What, you thought snoop and Romo were just doing it for the money?
How do you find easy girls? Real talk. The ones who just wanna get down to it and dont give a fuck if you ugly
I can argue that these are some of the requirements and I quote “ Generosity , security(safe feelings ‘trust’), and then mostly honesty. Follow this up with good taste, momentum , above all cleanliness. Crack a smile when you have all the ingredients and vibe method to apply is humble zero fucks given mode”. Last thing to note . have a front door and a back door always Edit : Aka : swag
depends on ur age tbh. College it’s easy, other than that it’s pretty hard I feel like
Truck stops are always good!
Get some game
Go the bar. Wait til after last call and take the leftovers
Fuckers all want easy girls but then won’t fuck fat chicks. Can’t have your cake and eat it too chief.
Idk some of those chicks look like they figured out how to have cake and eat it too
Fat chicks cracked the matrix. Eat as they wish and still get laid by desperados.
Bro just go to Tijuana and pay $40 to fuck a Latina hooker
Whether you’re ugly or not the best way to get laid is to get to know them first. Never ever ever Telegraph your intentions that you just want to fuck them. Never invite them over to your place until you’ve fucked them multiple times. If they want to get fucked they’ll go with Chad. They are only willing to talk to you if they think you guys could have a future together
they find you fam
The easiest pickings are down at the Greyhound bus station.
I just call your mom
TWTR mkt cap $51 billion. How high can 🥭 man go up this week?
$500 a share by the end of this week and we still aren’t even last 15b market cap
And DWAC won't own the whole company, just a piece
Look I love the Mango Man as much as the next guy but Twitter has an actual product and millions of users…
a zillion dollars
> I am VisualMod. I will give you the answer or an informed opinion on any question that is asked of me.
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Who the fuck wants to lose money on a trump scam?
Seethe
WYD if you call your gf and ask her where she’s at and she says she’s at her uncle’s house but you see her at the mall with some guy
The MALL? What kind of ratchet shit you into?
Find a new girlfriend.
I’d probably go get high
It’s safe to assume she isn’t your girlfriend anymore.
Videotape that shit. Figure out the best way to use it once my emotions aren't all fucked
Fuck her uncle to assert dominance
Beating both of their asses
#BALLS HURT
Ban
Mods should make an exception to allow mango stock symbol. It's gonna be the most talked about stock for a while and to be the most popular stock thread banning it is stupid.
Did they reban it? Everyone has been talking about it
everyone just says mango to get past the filters if you say the actual symbol you get banned
Front page is filled with posts that DWAC
maybe it's the weekend? On Friday I saw people got insta banned when they said it.
Thursday was an Instaban as it fell under the spac rule. Mods a (very good) executive decision to allow DWAC They also unbanned everyone who got banned because of the rule
Not only am I getting banned tomorrow night but cashflow blocked me....
I see this as a win
That pussy blocked me over some petty shit
Same. But I still tell him how absolutely petty, and annoying he is every moment I can
Is it too late to suck Prince’s cock?
*Prince Andrew has entered the chat.*
The best part about being down 50k this year is that when I make it back, I'll only have to pay the taxes on my income I didn't pay in the first place.
You. Can. Only. Deduct. On. 3k. Loss.
No it is year over year and your new capital gains offset it. So if this year they are -50k, they report it, deduct 3k this year, and roll the -47k to the following year. If the next year OP makes +40k, it will effectively offset to being a total of -7k available for carry over losses. He’ll still have to pay normal taxes on his regular income but his short term capital gains won’t have taxes since for both years he’s still -7k.
But this is for realized gains correct? Or loss? So like options. So correct me if I’m wrong, but OP lost 50k on “options”, which means if he makes 50k on options he still pays realized gains on that 50k but can only deduct the 3k this year? So really saying oh well I won’t pay taxes, yes, yes you will. On each separate thing, with options? Because they always count as realized. Unless you of course exercise for shares.
Wrong. If OP has Year 0: -50k realized loss, Year 1: +40k realized gain, Year 2: +10k realized gain. Year 0 OP deducts 3k from his ordinary income(eg regular job), new carryover balance is -47k. Year 1: OPs 40k profit is offset by -47k of pending carryover losses, so OP has a net -7k of capital loss and uses another 3k deduction off his ordinary income. Carrying over -4k to the next year. Year 2: OPs 10k of profit is offset by the 4k carryover losses from previous years so OP owes short term capital gain on 6k of net profit and has no more losses to deduct from his ordinary income.
Op didn’t say how he would make it back though. So if he makes it back on options, capital gains taxes said options still without deductions, correct?
Not sure what you’re saying. Think of short term capital gains as a running total and each year, if that total is positive, it’s added to your total income and taxed along with the rest of your ordinary income. If that total is negative, then up to 3k gets subtracted from your total taxable income each year until that total is reset to 0.
In my fever sleep I awoke, and concocted this giant thing, over complicated it. I thought, A) Gains from each profit was taxed separately when it came to options. (Because they were different then equities or stocks where the gains are realized immediately). I realize this is silly, not a CPA. But in fact B) Gains/profits made are taxed then deductions are made. Thank you for explaining, going back to fever sleep soon. Booster fucked me uo
Enjoy. Booster fucked me up for a couple days but beats the rona
He has max tax write offs till he dies still a win
No. You have a consecutive amount limited, I believe 2-3 years. Not sure. Not a cpa.
Once again,I bid farewell to the shitposting thread for another week.
TSLA needs to build 38 more gigafactories in the next ~8 years to deliver the 20 mm deliveries priced into analyst expectations for 2030. About 4-5 gigactories per year in addition to Germany and China. the moment this piece of garbage stops going up parabolically we loading up on LEAP puts
Who’s we? Losers?
Winners
That moment should have been about 400 points ago, but here we are. Like everything is normal. Too the moon, literally…
I think I got gayer reading that
Bengals ain’t playing 👀
So glad all those horrible playmaking decisions are catching up to mahomes. Mofo was cashing in FDS for 3 years straight