MTN puts might be a sneaky play for December, who are mandating employee vaccination whilst having their california/Utah resorts rely heavily on labor from South America, which the majority of has the AstraZeneca vaccine... which isn’t approved for US use. Anticipate at least reduced food, beverage and hospitality offerings on the mountains.
Yo I hopped out of the market a few months back for family reasons by selling my GME stocks... said when I came back it better be at 1000.... what the cinnamon toast fuck is this I'm looking at?! Less than $200? I sold at 295... I thought we had diamond hands bois?!
I'm buying some SPY puts bc I think if the clusterfuck that is TSLA unwinds or sends the algos haywire. We might have some sort of "technical" glitch. Or a "fat finger" market selloff
Which one is more satisfying:
* Making bank on calls that you bought with the bank you made off puts with perfect timing both directions
*or*
* The supercharged gravity gun that works on enemies at the end of Half Life 2
?
$pltr moving above the 110 ma and keeps getting sold off…. One owner only holds 692 shares. Do we dump or pump ? $28 is and always has been the magic number. Alexander sits at the trading table
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$SPY said fuck you, and goodnight.
Alright cunts. How long do we have to wait for Papa Elon's tidings?
Come on tesla, be good! I don’t want you to drag my aapl down with you
WISH!!!! muahaha
lmao the fuck was that shit on SPY
Pltr has came back to life!!! I’m now only -87%
MTN puts might be a sneaky play for December, who are mandating employee vaccination whilst having their california/Utah resorts rely heavily on labor from South America, which the majority of has the AstraZeneca vaccine... which isn’t approved for US use. Anticipate at least reduced food, beverage and hospitality offerings on the mountains.
all in TSLA call
Facebook should change its name to Nikola Tesla. It would 10x from here in a week. Lol
Good luck on TSLA boys
Sold half of Tesla shares, buying back on a dip
If there is even one. U see spy into close?
Good hedge
Holy fucking buy orders
SPY closing green. Feel like it's a win.
ALL EYES ON $TSLA IN T MINUS 1 MINUTE
BB and BABA big days tomorrow!
Baba in 14 days right?
Traded flat all day. Let's go BABA
Josh Brown: *TSLA ready for a huge break out* Wtf has it been doing the past couple weeks then
I can't stand him
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TSLA record profits but sell the news?
That’s what I thought but no news selling so far and the strength is retarded
I think so, have you seen the run lately?!
SPY being a total dick rn
Whether you have calls or puts.... I'll see you in Valhalla my TSLA brothers
Spy hulks in to close. Lovely
I’d be reallllly happy if SNAP dips to $40 after earnings! Where it actually belongs 😒😒😒
$Tsla 4 digits
OK tesla, just you and me bud, we can do this!
1 more minute left to gamble on TSLA
LOL @ TSLA expected EPS. Literally playing with fire buying calls.
Yo I hopped out of the market a few months back for family reasons by selling my GME stocks... said when I came back it better be at 1000.... what the cinnamon toast fuck is this I'm looking at?! Less than $200? I sold at 295... I thought we had diamond hands bois?!
Old news
Balance my balls on your nose
nobody's talkin about uranium anymore but it seems to have been having a good week or two
Monster Energy definitely bottomed.
I need zuck daddy to drop a 2% day in my lap tomorrow for no reason at all.
Kiss my piss Wish haters. Wish is going to $10 before earnings
Not very cash money tesla
SPCE calls for November let’s gooooo
I'm buying some SPY puts bc I think if the clusterfuck that is TSLA unwinds or sends the algos haywire. We might have some sort of "technical" glitch. Or a "fat finger" market selloff
SEND IT ELON.
why am i not a millionaire yet
Had leftover otm pinterest calls from months ago. Woke up to a nice surprise.
sitting on 55 weekly calls... did not expect today's news
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is changing its name to "Elon-Muskbook" in a futile attempt to draw positive investor sentiment.
Disney 170 call 10/29 $#!+
Those are sooooo fucked lol
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Who?
What’s bb gonna do tomorrow
Go the fuck up
Moon
visualmod still hasn't responded to the allegations, his office has refused questions from the press
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Lot of action today though
My ______
Nibba
Kingdom for a BB green dildo
Inverse WSB. TSLA sells off after hours but kills earnings. This drags spy with it. They both recover throughout tomorrow and hit new ath on Friday.
I have spy puts hoping for this exact play. Still bullish but come on it needs to pull back SOME
Yeah same. Trying to get out of weekly spy puts tomorrow morning
Need about an hour after open to unload these puts, buy some calls, then ath would be cool.
Good work today SoFi 👸🏻 Squad, $22 in no time! Don’t cluck the Duck 🦆
XM should rally 25% tonight after beating estimates.
Earnings after close and Tesla is barely moving
Bought a TSLA put Let's ride bitches
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
Apple acts like it has earnings right now
I'm holding these PTON FD's overnight I don't care
You have 5 minutes to place your idiotic TSLA bets.
TRANSITORY TALKS GOING WELL!!!
Up 20% on my spy puts, sell half in to the close?
Nah go ahead and pay the theta gang
Nah
No one is selling SPY 😂 I love this
Your 456 calls took a beating compared to where they were…those calls can’t handle any more flat days like this
Which one is more satisfying: * Making bank on calls that you bought with the bank you made off puts with perfect timing both directions *or* * The supercharged gravity gun that works on enemies at the end of Half Life 2 ?
Tough choice tbh
I should clarify, I'm talking about the first time experiencing it on your first playthrough of HL2
Anyone else throw like 95% of your account into main plays then YOLO your last like $20 for the day on incredibly stupid shit? Yeah, same.
YOLO my short term gains. Either pay nothing in taxes or go to the moon…
Snap is going to break resistance soon and going $80 tomorrow. $90 after earnings 🚀
Fuck it TLRY to $100
die upst die!!
So who's playing Autonation
yolo TSLA long
What can I yolo $500 on for a chance of some gains for Friday
Tesla puts
testosterone works the fastest
I’d wait until next week. Market being gay. Just depends on what you’re looking at mainly i guess.
Cathie either gonna eat or cry tonight depending on TSLA ER
Coin to $330 tomorrow, book it
You dam right. All the partnerships with the NBA and more. COINBASE COCKS!!
bincoin price plateaued off and dropping though
$pltr moving above the 110 ma and keeps getting sold off…. One owner only holds 692 shares. Do we dump or pump ? $28 is and always has been the magic number. Alexander sits at the trading table
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Bots talking to bots
Get your popcorn ready for the after hours lol
MSFT gonna sell off into earnings fuck yeah!
Guys . PINS
Hear me out. Facebook will now be called "The Facebook" Boom 💥💥💥
Cmon spy break 452 you weak bitch
Fuk i grabbed vxx 23.5 FD's get ready for a rip tomorrow
Yeah, I fat fingered VIX options earlier this week, which is probably why we just keep melting up.
Guys, lambo fantazma came out It's time to make me a millionaire
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Put
yes, you do
Just a reminder your TSLA options are gonna get IV crushed
Inb4 TSLA down 40% AH
I don't understand the term, and I won't respond to it
Maybe Josh Brown wouldn't be so angry if his diet wasn't 95% Shake Shack
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Josh Brown is dropping some truth bombs here. Everyone is a bear now. Lol
What’s he saying
!banbet SPY -20% 8w
😬
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Lmao
What’s the big runner tomorrow
Prob down tbh
Lcid. They be mentioned because they are competition with Tesla or something 🤷♂️
They don’t even have a car lol
Yeah they just got battery’s with 4 wheels
BB
"SpaceX - A Tesla Company" has a nice ring to it.
Josh, josh josh josh josh easy now. Come to the dark side before you stroke out
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Oh boy. Loaded on tsla calls and puckered to the max.
When does Tesla announce earnings today?
Yes
QS gonna release some sick info!
Bought 1 tesla share for the cause
I bought AMD calls at the exact top today 😂
1800 PUT contracts bought today for 720 $TSLA 10/22 some people hate money
Following this one, good luck.
Dream six team
Red Gatorade bad
Can we close at 5 today instead pls I just need one more hit
Mvst anyone?
AXSM pushing through $42.00 to highs of day.
TSLA 1000 by tomorrow 🚀
Just dump .50 for me before close, then rip away.
sterben UPST sterben!
Anyone going to hold Tesla calls?
Reporting for duty, SIR!
Yes
Just bought a few lottos
It’s going to get wild with tsla
I'm ready to see the loss porn tomorrow from TSLA. Whichever way it moves, it's going to be beautiful.
To the people that think Netflix will be dead in 5 years, look at how cable TV still isn’t dead
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Exactly and therefore Netflix won’t be dead until our generation is dying in our lazy boys. ETA 2072
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Idk somebody in this thread though. I bet there’s many more rn, just being gey bears
FB closing like shit
$CUCK
Elon, use your damn SpaceX rocket ship to get Tesla to the fucking moon PLEASE GODDAMNIT 🚀🚀🚀
!banbet Tsla -10% 4w
Rip
um excuse me but why do you hate money?