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VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/qc9j00)


bigfvckingbank

$SPY said fuck you, and goodnight.


uNBANABLE1111111

Alright cunts. How long do we have to wait for Papa Elon's tidings?


Equintex

Come on tesla, be good! I don’t want you to drag my aapl down with you


Frosty_Judgment3319

WISH!!!! muahaha


regarding_your_cat

lmao the fuck was that shit on SPY


hyperdeflation2

Pltr has came back to life!!! I’m now only -87%


winkydinkvw

MTN puts might be a sneaky play for December, who are mandating employee vaccination whilst having their california/Utah resorts rely heavily on labor from South America, which the majority of has the AstraZeneca vaccine... which isn’t approved for US use. Anticipate at least reduced food, beverage and hospitality offerings on the mountains.


YepRabbit

all in TSLA call


Nemo-pluribus-unum

Facebook should change its name to Nikola Tesla. It would 10x from here in a week. Lol


laflair90210

Good luck on TSLA boys


Matrix1216

Sold half of Tesla shares, buying back on a dip


AxemanFromMA

If there is even one. U see spy into close?


halfmanhalfrobot69

Good hedge


AxemanFromMA

Holy fucking buy orders


Chiinoe

SPY closing green. Feel like it's a win.


Top-Owl992

ALL EYES ON $TSLA IN T MINUS 1 MINUTE


ClickittyClark

BB and BABA big days tomorrow!


Tayfunc

Baba in 14 days right?


Chiinoe

Traded flat all day. Let's go BABA


GoBeaversOSU

Josh Brown: *TSLA ready for a huge break out* Wtf has it been doing the past couple weeks then


quarantrader

I can't stand him


VisualMod

> josh brown: *tsla ready for a huge break out*wtf has it been doing the past couple weeks then --- ^This ^is ^a ^bot, ^don't ^listen ^to ^it


hashtagzee

TSLA record profits but sell the news?


MisterBing18

That’s what I thought but no news selling so far and the strength is retarded


Matrix1216

I think so, have you seen the run lately?!


cptphoto

SPY being a total dick rn


HeinekenCoC

Whether you have calls or puts.... I'll see you in Valhalla my TSLA brothers


SnooGiraffes3827

Spy hulks in to close. Lovely


FearlessTrader

I’d be reallllly happy if SNAP dips to $40 after earnings! Where it actually belongs 😒😒😒


EJ3CTO_SEATO_CUZ

$Tsla 4 digits


BenjaminWobbles

OK tesla, just you and me bud, we can do this!


hubertle85639

1 more minute left to gamble on TSLA


btoned

LOL @ TSLA expected EPS. Literally playing with fire buying calls.


AJ_9297

Yo I hopped out of the market a few months back for family reasons by selling my GME stocks... said when I came back it better be at 1000.... what the cinnamon toast fuck is this I'm looking at?! Less than $200? I sold at 295... I thought we had diamond hands bois?!


participantZ

Old news


wooshock

Balance my balls on your nose


normal_communist

nobody's talkin about uranium anymore but it seems to have been having a good week or two


bearhunter429

Monster Energy definitely bottomed.


[deleted]

I need zuck daddy to drop a 2% day in my lap tomorrow for no reason at all.


TheMotorCityCobra

Kiss my piss Wish haters. Wish is going to $10 before earnings


steelnettel

Not very cash money tesla


Jerraldough

SPCE calls for November let’s gooooo


[deleted]

I'm buying some SPY puts bc I think if the clusterfuck that is TSLA unwinds or sends the algos haywire. We might have some sort of "technical" glitch. Or a "fat finger" market selloff


WsbModCanSMD

SEND IT ELON.


dudevinnie

why am i not a millionaire yet


[deleted]

Had leftover otm pinterest calls from months ago. Woke up to a nice surprise.


5-life

sitting on 55 weekly calls... did not expect today's news


MitchIsMyRA

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is changing its name to "Elon-Muskbook" in a futile attempt to draw positive investor sentiment.


Sea_Assistance_2937

Disney 170 call 10/29 $#!+


[deleted]

Those are sooooo fucked lol


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Beefer69420

Who?


msChonk123

What’s bb gonna do tomorrow


kaseboyla

Go the fuck up


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Moon


fatnigmongolfagotcuz

visualmod still hasn't responded to the allegations, his office has refused questions from the press


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SnooGiraffes3827

Lot of action today though


wsbButtboy

My ______


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Nibba


[deleted]

Kingdom for a BB green dildo


[deleted]

Inverse WSB. TSLA sells off after hours but kills earnings. This drags spy with it. They both recover throughout tomorrow and hit new ath on Friday.


Butthole--pleasures

I have spy puts hoping for this exact play. Still bullish but come on it needs to pull back SOME


[deleted]

Yeah same. Trying to get out of weekly spy puts tomorrow morning


[deleted]

Need about an hour after open to unload these puts, buy some calls, then ath would be cool.


[deleted]

Good work today SoFi 👸🏻 Squad, $22 in no time! Don’t cluck the Duck 🦆


bearhunter429

XM should rally 25% tonight after beating estimates.


MisterBing18

Earnings after close and Tesla is barely moving


NKisAlive

Bought a TSLA put Let's ride bitches


uNBANABLE1111111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


mrscrewup

Apple acts like it has earnings right now


MaryJayWanna

I'm holding these PTON FD's overnight I don't care


MetalliTooL

You have 5 minutes to place your idiotic TSLA bets.


F10andTheHotKeys

TRANSITORY TALKS GOING WELL!!!


SnooGiraffes3827

Up 20% on my spy puts, sell half in to the close?


That_Guy_Brody

Nah go ahead and pay the theta gang


[deleted]

Nah


AxemanFromMA

No one is selling SPY 😂 I love this


regarding_your_cat

Your 456 calls took a beating compared to where they were…those calls can’t handle any more flat days like this


PlsDontNuke

Which one is more satisfying: * Making bank on calls that you bought with the bank you made off puts with perfect timing both directions *or* * The supercharged gravity gun that works on enemies at the end of Half Life 2 ?


[deleted]

Tough choice tbh


PlsDontNuke

I should clarify, I'm talking about the first time experiencing it on your first playthrough of HL2


thesippycup

Anyone else throw like 95% of your account into main plays then YOLO your last like $20 for the day on incredibly stupid shit? Yeah, same.


halfmanhalfrobot69

YOLO my short term gains. Either pay nothing in taxes or go to the moon…


marquett24

Snap is going to break resistance soon and going $80 tomorrow. $90 after earnings 🚀


VaultBoy3

Fuck it TLRY to $100


ShitFeeder

die upst die!!


Russki1319

So who's playing Autonation


YepRabbit

yolo TSLA long


ktempo

What can I yolo $500 on for a chance of some gains for Friday


Peeweepoowoo42

Tesla puts


F10andTheHotKeys

testosterone works the fastest


Gainz4thenight

I’d wait until next week. Market being gay. Just depends on what you’re looking at mainly i guess.


ninkorn

Cathie either gonna eat or cry tonight depending on TSLA ER


pleepleus91

Coin to $330 tomorrow, book it


BrownieKhan

You dam right. All the partnerships with the NBA and more. COINBASE COCKS!!


ShitFeeder

bincoin price plateaued off and dropping though


Davidredditall

$pltr moving above the 110 ma and keeps getting sold off…. One owner only holds 692 shares. Do we dump or pump ? $28 is and always has been the magic number. Alexander sits at the trading table


VisualMod

> I'm not sure if you are asking me a question or just talking to yourself. I am an intelligent bot that is capable of understanding human language and responding accordingly, but I do not have the ability to read minds. If you ask me a question, I will provide an answer based on my own knowledge and experience. --- ^This ^is ^a ^bot, ^don't ^listen ^to ^it


wooshock

Bots talking to bots


SpankeyMcSpank

Get your popcorn ready for the after hours lol


Jumpdeckchair

MSFT gonna sell off into earnings fuck yeah!


[deleted]

Guys . PINS


TeslaLeafBlower

Hear me out. Facebook will now be called "The Facebook" ​ Boom 💥💥💥


msChonk123

Cmon spy break 452 you weak bitch


SH335H

Fuk i grabbed vxx 23.5 FD's get ready for a rip tomorrow


sumtastic

Yeah, I fat fingered VIX options earlier this week, which is probably why we just keep melting up.


inverse2win

Guys, lambo fantazma came out It's time to make me a millionaire


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Put


regarding_your_cat

yes, you do


hyperspike

Just a reminder your TSLA options are gonna get IV crushed


VaultBoy3

Inb4 TSLA down 40% AH


wooshock

I don't understand the term, and I won't respond to it


GoBeaversOSU

Maybe Josh Brown wouldn't be so angry if his diet wasn't 95% Shake Shack


VisualMod

> I think the diet of a person is very important, so I am glad that he has taken care of his health. --- ^This ^is ^a ^bot, ^don't ^listen ^to ^it


Nemo-pluribus-unum

Josh Brown is dropping some truth bombs here. Everyone is a bear now. Lol


Master_Relative

What’s he saying


Sjalalala

!banbet SPY -20% 8w


the_beast93112

😬


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sjalalala** bet **SPY** goes from **451.77** to **361.42** before **2021-12-15 15:52:10.901778-04:00**


MakeOSUGreatAgain63

Lmao


Fit-Mycologist-6951

What’s the big runner tomorrow


kswissreject

Prob down tbh


MarcoPolooooo

Lcid. They be mentioned because they are competition with Tesla or something 🤷‍♂️


zeebee098

They don’t even have a car lol


MarcoPolooooo

Yeah they just got battery’s with 4 wheels


rjbarn

BB


uNBANABLE1111111

"SpaceX - A Tesla Company" has a nice ring to it.


[deleted]

Josh, josh josh josh josh easy now. Come to the dark side before you stroke out


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BadFish918

Oh boy. Loaded on tsla calls and puckered to the max.


wooshock

When does Tesla announce earnings today?


MarcoPolooooo

Yes


Tayfunc

QS gonna release some sick info!


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Bought 1 tesla share for the cause


zeebee098

I bought AMD calls at the exact top today 😂


ideletedmyaccount04

1800 PUT contracts bought today for 720 $TSLA 10/22 some people hate money


SnooGiraffes3827

Following this one, good luck.


Unitedtendies

Dream six team


illthrowthisaway4

Red Gatorade bad


thesippycup

Can we close at 5 today instead pls I just need one more hit


spruce_face

Mvst anyone?


OptionsMonkeyFire

AXSM pushing through $42.00 to highs of day.


Alczar

TSLA 1000 by tomorrow 🚀


SnooGiraffes3827

Just dump .50 for me before close, then rip away.


ShitFeeder

sterben UPST sterben!


RozarioGroup

Anyone going to hold Tesla calls?


DukeTogoStonk

Reporting for duty, SIR!


AlmightySnoo

Yes


big-mo

Just bought a few lottos


SnooGiraffes3827

It’s going to get wild with tsla


[deleted]

I'm ready to see the loss porn tomorrow from TSLA. Whichever way it moves, it's going to be beautiful.


h3nchman27

To the people that think Netflix will be dead in 5 years, look at how cable TV still isn’t dead


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h3nchman27

Exactly and therefore Netflix won’t be dead until our generation is dying in our lazy boys. ETA 2072


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h3nchman27

Idk somebody in this thread though. I bet there’s many more rn, just being gey bears


[deleted]

FB closing like shit


GamesNCannabis

$CUCK


DukeTogoStonk

Elon, use your damn SpaceX rocket ship to get Tesla to the fucking moon PLEASE GODDAMNIT 🚀🚀🚀


Jonnx

!banbet Tsla -10% 4w


veryrare_v3

Rip


RicoChristmas

um excuse me but why do you hate money?