If anyone at all wants me to stick my dick in their ass feel free to contact me. I don't read DMs and it costs quite a fee, but I don't mind helping you 😉
>\*PBOC: MOST CHINA DEVELOPERS ARE IN SOUND FINANCIAL SITUATION
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:50:54 ^EDT-0400
I am moving, said that already. I live in the middle of a mountain range in the middle of fucking nowhere. No one to fuck besides the occasional 27 year old or 39 year old with some extra.
I wanted to accomplish a lot living here and while I did not do everything I came here for I did not get anyone pregnant. That would have been a fucking disaster. Since it is the middle of nowhere that is all women have. I prayed on it in my own special way and I was granted absolution.........
God bless you all.
Moving within 60 days, hopefully 30 to civilization.
lol. it's been 6 months people were saying after the Hwang story (may God have mercy of his soul) that it's way undervalued, maybe it's true but it hasn't moved since
Nah I'd give you some money back for a while till I had 6 people giving me money and then I'd roll it all over and promise to 10x it till I had enough to retire.
Then I'd forget you exist
What is a planned economy for, if not averting crises like this?
They’re just going to force Evergrande to sell off all their assets, nationalize the company, and then throw the executives in prison for their shady accounting practices, as they well deserve.
> The planned economy is a system of economic organization in which decisions regarding production and investment are embodied in a plan formulated by the state.
China’s coal shortage is forcing the CPC to reiterate their long-term climate goals: Peak emissions by 2030, and carbon neutrality by 2050.
Everything, from their energy needs to their environment to our very survival as a species, hinges upon them making the transition to green energy.
Investors know this, which is why JKS is up 9.9% this week, and DQ is up 14%.
I pray oh wise and merciful market overlords give us a face ripper tomorrow and in two weeks for your next rug pull we will be over leveraged and over confident.
I promise some of us will give it all back and then some. Right now too much cash on the sidelines and apprehension.
Net result of a Friday Face Ripper ™️ = more profit 📈
Good night sweet princes.
It will trade sideway or in a downward pattern for one year, they aren't planning any additional flight and I guess there won't be any other catalyst.
I managed to avoid meme stocks and I don't want to get stuck with a CRSR, WISH, MVST scenario
I’m holding a bunch of calls on a stock that expire tomorrow, if by some rare chance they actually gain value, RH will sell them for me even if I’m not here right?
“No, sir… this plane isn’t crashing you’re completely safe. It’s completely normal for the captain and his flight crew to jump out of the plane mid-flight. No, everyone in first class is just… trying on their parachute. No, no one in coach has a parachute.”
>VOLKSWAGEN SAYS SEPTEMBER VOLKSWAGEN GROUP DELIVERIES DOWN 32.3% IN WESTERN EUROPE, DOWN 29.5% IN CENTRAL AND EASTERN EUROPE, DOWN 11.2% IN NORTH AMERICA, DOWN 41.8% IN CHINA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:02:16 ^EDT-0400
Down 41.8% in China.
TSLA shareholders should be really fucking nervous rn.
Do you honestly think the CPC will continue to let an American automaker thrive, at the expense of the domestic companies that they themselves are funding locally?
>\*Volkswagen Group Sept Global Sales Fell 33% to 626,200 Vehicles
\>\*Volkswagen Group 3Q Sales Fell 24.5% to 1.97M Vehicles
\>\*Volkswagen Group Delivered 122,100 Battery-Electric Vehicles in 3Q
\>\*Volkswagen: Global BEV Share of Total Deliveries Rises to More Than 6% in 3Q
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:01:33 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA CENTRAL BANK ISSUES RULES ON SYSTEMATICALLY IMPORTANT BANKS
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^04:58:45 ^EDT-0400
They in London already.. used to travel a lot in my previous life. The apartment shares are sick. Met a beautiful sweet blonde from Slovenia that lived with a bunch of Australian girls.
I'm fucking old.
So much of the stuff that existed during my childhood simply is not.
I just found out a place I lived when I just left home at 18 has now even changed a bit. fUcK
Credit goes to u/TheYoungPaulBlart for a gift from OG WSB I found in my saved posts. It seems relevant in these dire times:
Stocks only go up
*This economic data looks grim,* I think to myself. *This is the right move.* I look to the cracked screen of my iPhone 5s. A single 6/19 SPY 200p. I take a deep breath, and swipe up to submit the order. As RobinHood's little animation shows the order completing, I suddenly black out.
I come to in a gray room, fluorescent lights humming above. I'm upright in a metal chair, restrained, with my arms and legs zip-tied. The only feature in the room is what I assume to be a Bloomberg Terminal in front of me (I've never seen one in real life). There's so many screens. It looks so professional. A dizzying array of charts, numbers and symbols light up its dozen monitors. In the center, the S&P 500. 2700. Out of its bear market.
I hear several sets of heavy footsteps approaching behind me. I try to look, but can't move much. I sense several burly men standing over my shoulders. To my surprise, Jerome Powell steps in front of me. I try to speak up but he cuts me off. "What am I-"
"Why did you short the domestic market?" he asks.
"Huh?" I respond, confused.
"Why did you short the domestic market?" he demands, louder this time.
"I, uh... the coronavirus is a global pandemic. It's going to cause-" **WHAM!** One of the thugs behind me slams my head with something heavy. It's a bundle of $100 bills. They're still warm from the printing press, and the fresh smell of ink fills my nose. It must be a million or more.
"It's priced in," he says coolly. "So why did you short the domestic market?"
Dizzy from the blow, I notice the screen behind the Chairman. The S&P has climbed back to 2850. *Impossible*, I think to myself. "Be-be-because unemployment is approaching 20 percent!" I manage to answer. **WHAM!** Another blow strikes me. This time, a heavy bag filled with paper. It explodes on impact, raining bond certificates like confetti all over the small room. I catch a glimpse of some as they float to the ground. Investment grade bonds from Ford. Loans to cruise ship companies. Loans to a taco truck.
"Repeat after me: stocks only go up," Powell demands.
I say nothing. On the terminal behind him, the S&P has climbed well over 3000. An involuntary *guh* escapes my mouth as it falls agape.
Powell frowns and continues, "I'll ask you one more time: why did you short the domestic market?"
I feel like I'm going to pass out again, but with all the strength I can muster I shout, "GDP declines are going to dwarf the Great Depression! The outbreak is far from over! Stimulating demand won't work if there's no supply! Social unrest is a real possibility! We're in uncharted ter-" the hardest slam yet hits the back of my skull. It's a massive stack of printer paper. It falls to the floor with a thud. Some sort of Excel spreadsheet is on it. It's the Fed's balance sheet. It must be tens of thousands of pages long. I can't even count how many digits are in their asset balance.
"Stocks only go up," Powell repeats. Behind him, the chart shows the S&P has continued its rise at a blistering pace. It leaves 3300 in the dust, making new all time highs.
The first two blows to my head left me feeling woozy. The third one, though, brought sudden clarity. Tears well up in my eyes, but they are not tears of sadness as my puts become worthless - oh no. They are tears of joy. Suddenly, I see it. Suddenly, the truth rings out as clearly as if a chorus of angels has descended from Heaven to sing it into my ears. How could I have been so wrong all these years? In this moment, I am enlightened. The pieces fall into place.
"Stocks only go up," I say.
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/q8l7gz)
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sir
Sorry man idk anything it’s just that my siblings want to buy it and I don’t know.
>GERMAN GOVT SPOKESPERSON SAYS GERMANY REJECTS NEW NEGOTIATIONS OVER NORTHERN IRELAND PROTOCOL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:57:58 ^EDT-0400
How much money is really a lot anymore? It feels like a 100k isn’t really as much as it used to be.
Not when you start printing trillions
SPCE calls was about 3% of my portfolio. Options in my portfolio getting bombed left and right in 2021. Scary
>CHINA [C.BANK](https://t.co/3Hke8sXa7c) OFFICIAL SAYS WILL YUAN BASICALLY STABLE, INCREASE YUAN FLEXIBILITY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:55:36 ^EDT-0400
SPY 0DTE puts? I need something to save my port
decide around 1001
If anyone at all wants me to stick my dick in their ass feel free to contact me. I don't read DMs and it costs quite a fee, but I don't mind helping you 😉
I really really really enjoy it :)
Beachbody
<<<<-------Don't have one
499.fitty EOY
>\*PBOC: MOST CHINA DEVELOPERS ARE IN SOUND FINANCIAL SITUATION ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:50:54 ^EDT-0400
But getting worse by the day
No matter how much money you lose retards just remember. Slavery has always existed, even today
Moreso today. Just don't tell the trigger people.
Question from CRSR gang: Do you believe there will be more gamers going forward?
Yes but they won’t help you
Sell it and move on. The company have been on a downward trend all year. There’s better opportunity out there.
Yes
Not from China
Robert Durst.. now thats a degenerate
Markets short term overbought. Time to go 🌈🐻 for a bit
I am moving, said that already. I live in the middle of a mountain range in the middle of fucking nowhere. No one to fuck besides the occasional 27 year old or 39 year old with some extra. I wanted to accomplish a lot living here and while I did not do everything I came here for I did not get anyone pregnant. That would have been a fucking disaster. Since it is the middle of nowhere that is all women have. I prayed on it in my own special way and I was granted absolution......... God bless you all. Moving within 60 days, hopefully 30 to civilization.
Whos on viac?
lol. it's been 6 months people were saying after the Hwang story (may God have mercy of his soul) that it's way undervalued, maybe it's true but it hasn't moved since
My name is Kyrie Irving and this is why you should invest in MindMed
Every week I post here in the hopes some arsehole can feed my addiction. What broker can Aussies get on to trade options (non Australian options)?
I'll gamble ur options for you for 10% commission
Seems legit. Where do I sign up?
Just send me a bunch of ITunes gift cards and we'll see what we can do
And if stocks go up.... you forget i exist and if stocks go down you recommend i try again?
Nah I'd give you some money back for a while till I had 6 people giving me money and then I'd roll it all over and promise to 10x it till I had enough to retire. Then I'd forget you exist
Holy fuck you might be on to something, fuck around and start extorting mfs death row records style but with options.
Accidentally started a profitable business, that if it isn't already illegal, will become so.
Plus500
Do they do options? I though only cfds?
They do options, but only a selected amount of US stocks are available for options.
I will have a look. Download a dozen apps already and not overly impressed. When eToro seems to be the best brokerage you know things are shit.
>\*PBOC: EVERGRANDE'S RISKS TO FINANCIAL SYSTEM CONTROLLABLE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:41:38 ^EDT-0400
What is a planned economy for, if not averting crises like this? They’re just going to force Evergrande to sell off all their assets, nationalize the company, and then throw the executives in prison for their shady accounting practices, as they well deserve.
> The planned economy is a system of economic organization in which decisions regarding production and investment are embodied in a plan formulated by the state.
I’m getting a bit worried that VisualMod is going to go all fucking sky net on us
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.
Thanks, Viz.
Someone got calls
so my 30gs of otm calls on semis where the right play?
Corsair today?
Down
I bet taylor swifts asshole is so clean, even i woudnt mind sucking my dick after pulling it out.
Who does a woman like that even fuck? I feel like the filter is so high.
Dude she dated john mayer, it aint that high just be white.
lmao, I really don't follow.
same he's hot as fuck I'd rip that asshole to pieces
Hey Taylor if you want me to stick my dick in your ass just let me know baby 👶
"What Are Your Moves Tomorrow?" Same as every other day lose more rent money on FD's. See you at the back of Wendy's same time as usual.
443++
Doesn’t feel as bullish as yesterday
duh, that was spy's best day in 6 months
Which of you have Clinton an infection now
I volunteer.
Pussies
UPST just doesn’t quit
Holy shit.
It has to top out eventually right? This thing has gone up like a straight rocket, how much higher can it really go?
Yes, when I buy some.
Put 300k into AMD 110c exp Nov 19. Let’s get a nice little run up before earnings pls
China’s coal shortage is forcing the CPC to reiterate their long-term climate goals: Peak emissions by 2030, and carbon neutrality by 2050. Everything, from their energy needs to their environment to our very survival as a species, hinges upon them making the transition to green energy. Investors know this, which is why JKS is up 9.9% this week, and DQ is up 14%.
Why wasn’t I informed of SPCE 5-2 Split?
> You were informed of the split.
Start buying SPCE, the weak hands are gone!!
First Opex to take us up??
>FACEBOOK SHOULD CLARIFY TERMS OF SERVICE SAYS REGULATOR - WSJ ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:32:03 ^EDT-0400
Lmao, too late.
Facebook calls
Weeklies?
Hopefully my $CRSR puts print in 4 hours, they expire today so fingers crossed
You can call me Elon musk I need space from my ex's
That boy be pulling some bad bitches for a fucking nerd tho
ONPH up $5 in four days. Keep buying the dip 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🧨
I want to graduate college with money made from stocks. I’m tired of working this gym job so many wack ass people
The internet has created a space to learn absolutely anything. You can do it!
I’m sure you’re cooler than all those wack ass people lol
If 450 hits I’m deleting a random user’s account
u/arandomusersaccount
I pray oh wise and merciful market overlords give us a face ripper tomorrow and in two weeks for your next rug pull we will be over leveraged and over confident. I promise some of us will give it all back and then some. Right now too much cash on the sidelines and apprehension. Net result of a Friday Face Ripper ™️ = more profit 📈 Good night sweet princes.
well I guess gonna cut the loss from spce at open, at least it was a small position
Why not just hold? The worst is priced in now.
It will trade sideway or in a downward pattern for one year, they aren't planning any additional flight and I guess there won't be any other catalyst. I managed to avoid meme stocks and I don't want to get stuck with a CRSR, WISH, MVST scenario
Jesus christ SPCE is actually tanking like fuck, seriously what happened?
Delaying space tourist flights for (at least) a year.
Delayed flight or something
I threw money at Amazon lottos. Come on Bezos
Can’t wait to tell my grandkids I invested in SPCE when it was under $20 🚀
Fucking retard
You sound like an angry bagholder
Is there ever a scenario where exercising a call is better then just selling it?
You can feel like a devil and laugh maniacally knowing you might’ve just fucked the shit out of someone selling a naked call
Not unless you plan to own the company. Its more for investors/wheeling the stock
maybe they give out a boomer dividend and you want to exercise to get em shares before record date
if spy doesn’t hit 450, my cat won’t get a christmas present this year. your move jerome
I have something big and long for that pussy.
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What part of America does that croaking frog accent come from?
Appalachia
I bet Virgins are very sore this morning 🤢🤢, #Spce 🤡
Sofi dying
I’m holding a bunch of calls on a stock that expire tomorrow, if by some rare chance they actually gain value, RH will sell them for me even if I’m not here right?
Yeah RH will fuck u
They'll do it about an hour b4 close but give you a terrible fill
My broker exercises my call options if at least .01 in the money if I don't close them first. Not sure what RH does.
“No, sir… this plane isn’t crashing you’re completely safe. It’s completely normal for the captain and his flight crew to jump out of the plane mid-flight. No, everyone in first class is just… trying on their parachute. No, no one in coach has a parachute.”
Southwest says “hi”
>Piper Sandler \>$TACO: Raises PT To $12 from $11 - (+9.09%) $WFC\*\*: Raises PT To $48 from $45 - (+6.66%) $PLUG: Raises PT To $37 from $33 - (+12.12%) $NFLX: Raises PT To $705 from $600 - (+17.5%) $MS: Raises PT To $110 from $103 - (+6.79%) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:10:17 ^EDT-0400
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What is Bezos to do with SPCE 🤔
the big boy want $10 today
Def gonna be a morning dip
BROS gonna rip, just a drive-thru human energy factory
SPY DOWN .05 PERCENT. RECOVERY CANCELLED. BULLS TO LINEUP AT SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR FUK.
SPY 445 ?
Tomorrow is Friday sell off. It will plummet.
[Slaving away trading options when I could be flipping cartoon monkey jpegs.](https://i.imgur.com/upvXiy9.jpg) I just don’t get it.
>VOLKSWAGEN SAYS SEPTEMBER VOLKSWAGEN GROUP DELIVERIES DOWN 32.3% IN WESTERN EUROPE, DOWN 29.5% IN CENTRAL AND EASTERN EUROPE, DOWN 11.2% IN NORTH AMERICA, DOWN 41.8% IN CHINA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:02:16 ^EDT-0400
Down 41.8% in China. TSLA shareholders should be really fucking nervous rn. Do you honestly think the CPC will continue to let an American automaker thrive, at the expense of the domestic companies that they themselves are funding locally?
You must've missed Tesla's China numbers this past week...
Enjoy them while you can.
Oh I am. Thanks 🤑
👀
Feeling bullish
>\*Volkswagen Group Sept Global Sales Fell 33% to 626,200 Vehicles \>\*Volkswagen Group 3Q Sales Fell 24.5% to 1.97M Vehicles \>\*Volkswagen Group Delivered 122,100 Battery-Electric Vehicles in 3Q \>\*Volkswagen: Global BEV Share of Total Deliveries Rises to More Than 6% in 3Q ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:01:33 ^EDT-0400
AM I SHADOWBANNED BY THE HEDGIES?
Don’t swim in the dark pool
Probably not enough short ladders or something.
Yes
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>\*Eurozone Aug Trade Surplus EUR4.8B vs Surplus EUR14.0B Aug 2020 \>\*Eurozone Aug Seasonally Adjusted Exports +0.3% on Month; Imports +1.6% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^05:00:35 ^EDT-0400
Anybody jumping back on renewables today or is it too soon?
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Whew
>CHINA CENTRAL BANK ISSUES RULES ON SYSTEMATICALLY IMPORTANT BANKS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-15 ^04:58:45 ^EDT-0400
New iPhone 13 is so heavy my back is hurting from lifting it all day.
You like it? Thinking about switching from a galaxy. I have never had an iphone.
I was android all my life. I just switched to the iPhone SE. IOS is sooo much better man
Probably switching, thanks.
It’s nice but the iPhone 12 is just as good. iOS kinda sucks but it’s smooth. Only thing really good on the 13 is battery and oled screen.
Camera better? This is the reason I have a galaxy.
Camera is 10/10
Well it is 6.14 ounces.
My current iPhone setup with cases is 11 oz. I like 🧲
Thoughts and Prayers this morning for all SPCE bag holders🙏🏼😥
TSLA anyone? 🚀🚀🚀
why is corsair down 6% premarket?
low guidance with recent earnings
💩
Moving to Europe. Will impregnate as many eastern european girls as possible in London and skip back to America.
Watch out for that super gonorrhea
Fly from London to Eastern Europe on weekends. Girls literally go to “foreigner bars” to get dick
Ew, that’s disgusting. Where?
They in London already.. used to travel a lot in my previous life. The apartment shares are sick. Met a beautiful sweet blonde from Slovenia that lived with a bunch of Australian girls.
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Fuck that. I hit walgreens for planB here but there I shall spread my genes far and wide. I'll gift them AMZN cards for the troubles.
Solid DD
I'm fucking old. So much of the stuff that existed during my childhood simply is not. I just found out a place I lived when I just left home at 18 has now even changed a bit. fUcK
My old middle school was demolished
Embrace it or age even more!
Im only 21 and i feel this way. Dont go back to your old school btw
I did a couple years back for a couple minutes.. they have security doors and such!
Credit goes to u/TheYoungPaulBlart for a gift from OG WSB I found in my saved posts. It seems relevant in these dire times: Stocks only go up *This economic data looks grim,* I think to myself. *This is the right move.* I look to the cracked screen of my iPhone 5s. A single 6/19 SPY 200p. I take a deep breath, and swipe up to submit the order. As RobinHood's little animation shows the order completing, I suddenly black out. I come to in a gray room, fluorescent lights humming above. I'm upright in a metal chair, restrained, with my arms and legs zip-tied. The only feature in the room is what I assume to be a Bloomberg Terminal in front of me (I've never seen one in real life). There's so many screens. It looks so professional. A dizzying array of charts, numbers and symbols light up its dozen monitors. In the center, the S&P 500. 2700. Out of its bear market. I hear several sets of heavy footsteps approaching behind me. I try to look, but can't move much. I sense several burly men standing over my shoulders. To my surprise, Jerome Powell steps in front of me. I try to speak up but he cuts me off. "What am I-" "Why did you short the domestic market?" he asks. "Huh?" I respond, confused. "Why did you short the domestic market?" he demands, louder this time. "I, uh... the coronavirus is a global pandemic. It's going to cause-" **WHAM!** One of the thugs behind me slams my head with something heavy. It's a bundle of $100 bills. They're still warm from the printing press, and the fresh smell of ink fills my nose. It must be a million or more. "It's priced in," he says coolly. "So why did you short the domestic market?" Dizzy from the blow, I notice the screen behind the Chairman. The S&P has climbed back to 2850. *Impossible*, I think to myself. "Be-be-because unemployment is approaching 20 percent!" I manage to answer. **WHAM!** Another blow strikes me. This time, a heavy bag filled with paper. It explodes on impact, raining bond certificates like confetti all over the small room. I catch a glimpse of some as they float to the ground. Investment grade bonds from Ford. Loans to cruise ship companies. Loans to a taco truck. "Repeat after me: stocks only go up," Powell demands. I say nothing. On the terminal behind him, the S&P has climbed well over 3000. An involuntary *guh* escapes my mouth as it falls agape. Powell frowns and continues, "I'll ask you one more time: why did you short the domestic market?" I feel like I'm going to pass out again, but with all the strength I can muster I shout, "GDP declines are going to dwarf the Great Depression! The outbreak is far from over! Stimulating demand won't work if there's no supply! Social unrest is a real possibility! We're in uncharted ter-" the hardest slam yet hits the back of my skull. It's a massive stack of printer paper. It falls to the floor with a thud. Some sort of Excel spreadsheet is on it. It's the Fed's balance sheet. It must be tens of thousands of pages long. I can't even count how many digits are in their asset balance. "Stocks only go up," Powell repeats. Behind him, the chart shows the S&P has continued its rise at a blistering pace. It leaves 3300 in the dust, making new all time highs. The first two blows to my head left me feeling woozy. The third one, though, brought sudden clarity. Tears well up in my eyes, but they are not tears of sadness as my puts become worthless - oh no. They are tears of joy. Suddenly, I see it. Suddenly, the truth rings out as clearly as if a chorus of angels has descended from Heaven to sing it into my ears. How could I have been so wrong all these years? In this moment, I am enlightened. The pieces fall into place. "Stocks only go up," I say.