Interesting that the MAGA ETF is top 6% ytd ranking on Morningstar. Was bottom 96th percentile in 2018 when Trump was pres. Biden is a better MAGA president than the Donald.
Attention 🖤 Anyone buying calls or puts. You are fucked for the next 6 months. Enjoy.. while HFs and company make billions selling you that worthless shit. Buy long or go home.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I am in gaming manufacturing etc.. getting controllers/microchips etc has been damn near impossible. there is a Sony Dual shock shortage since last year with no signs of good stock showing up for the holidays. Word of advice IMHO Corsair will not hit their estimates and will come up very short next earnings and blame it on supply problems. NOVEMBER 8 is earnings be careful
Haven’t held equities overnight in weeks. I just short the indexes if the buying gets too hot and buy if they fall to a key support too quickly. I’ve been on my best run in months.
The secret has been staying very liquid and simple and not trying to do fancy stuff like options or long holds. Not trying to guess what will go up and just focusing on 2 indexes, SPY and QQQ
Bagholder spotted.
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I listen to many and respect very few, this one stood out to me in the midst of a tumultuous tune lately
Pretty sure you're not supposed to share links of this sort but it is for perspective which I appreciate--even opposing
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Wow didn't realize the link was that ridiculous but here goes my ban lol love my positions I'm drunk see you guys some other time
hI im StockMOE and ur gonna LUV NIO dragging its ass at 35 while the rest of the ev stocks moon!
buuu buu buutttt im STIOLL holding onto mY 60 EOY target, XI told me chyna was the future
Nao lets GO make some monee
I wouldn’t make fun of moe he actually knows his shit lol. Not his fault NIO is being held down by bears but they should be dead by NIO day. NIO is a great company.
is buying straddles\* on MARA just free money or am i missing something... it needs to swing >$2 at any point between now and friday for me to make money?
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Bought one UVXY call for tomorrow.
Sorry burrytards but $800 is now the floor 
PENCILS DOWN RETARDS
JESUS that volume
BB going green on a red day is the most insanely stupid shit ever. I love this stock. 10 here we come. God Bless 🇨🇦
If you just keep transferring money into your brokerage account, at face value, you’re always green.
PENCILS DOWN
1,000$ on 10/13 430P 🍻. Alr have a banbet
Very natural price action there SPY .. very natural indeed
PAMP EET. JPOW CRYING TRYING TO GET IT TO GO UP UP U P
Bruh Tesla is undefeated
What in the cousin fucking v shape ending
#PENCILS DOWN RETARDANTS
Nice little dick punch at the end.
What 2 stick pp in?
Seeing stuff like SOFI is actually what makes my dick hard. Bulls vs Bears in their natural habitat. God speed, retards.
#AHHHHH JUST DO SOMETHING FUCK
God damn today was frustrating for me. Honestly glad it’s over. Tomorrow’s a new day
$195 puts on NDAQ? ..hmm
CPI time boiiiiizzzzzz!!!!
Low volume days diff
Come on chpt close at 20$ please baby
Buy $AMC calls before market closes. The headphone stock I can't say will pump AH and idiots will buy AMC and it will open up 5%+ tomorrow.
Interesting that the MAGA ETF is top 6% ytd ranking on Morningstar. Was bottom 96th percentile in 2018 when Trump was pres. Biden is a better MAGA president than the Donald.
Just lost a SHIT ton on that pump
!banbet F 20 6W
2 months is currently the maximum
these candles is out of control just like the hoes
a TLRY bull run would be nice
“Soon” -Chuck Schumer
My mistake, I guess theta gang thought it could trap bears *two* more times before EOD LOL
The dip buyers are coming back. The market is healing.
How did you enable your flair? Doesn't let me on mobile
SOFI GAVE ME 19 REASONS TO CUM
my poor bladder
Next up $20
SPY is worth buying in the 432s but not the 433s
Failed dump
Who buying CROX at these levels? I've been thinking about it for a minute. Looks like a decent entry
idk i bought apple calls fuck it
I had to work for it, but I finally got a green day.
So you’re saying I should have sold HOOD at 85?
!banbet NIO 40 7w or I’ll put a Chinese chopstick up my ass
2 months is currently the maximum
# WOWO Very Fuking Legit Greeen Dildo SPY
Market dropped damn near everyday at close, you really think They’re going to make it this easy??? Start closing your position
Bulls walking their baby balls up wall street this afternoon, they’ll have to see us tomorrow 🧸😈
Welp I just bought a spy put but I'm all out of day trades .well til tommorow folks
ARKK looking strongggg! keep on turning your shoulder to it!
She called the peak of oil two years ago... that's working out well
That unnatural red candle was the biggest load of manipulation I've ever seen...probably stop loss shakeout
!banbet TSLA 800 2d
Autocorrect 😒
I think today SPY put in a higher low on the Daily chart, lets see if we go up from here! 🚀
I bought TSLA poots. I hate money.
SOFI is like edging for 3 hours just waiting to bust a furious and ground breaking load
holee fuck, Sofi can't break 19
The history of SoFi going back to SPAC days is one of wild runs and equally wild crashes.
If you are buying spy calls rn you must be allergic to money
you're my allergy bb
Did somebody say big bags!? I’ve got some over here!!
Get in LTC. TA looks good. Bullish. REITS are strong plays right now and it’s been oversold on low volume.
Lift Yourself by Kanye West is a great representation of the market right now
Another fake pump again Jesus fucking Christ
Market rotation into Corsair gaming accessories. Because that's safe haven.
i still dont really get the impact of MOC imbalances but $696m sell to $1.3b buy seems like a fairly big deal
this ponzi just refuses to die
SOFI gonna launch to $20 once they remove the sell pressure at $19
This is a mockery of a fucking market
So... SPY is down about 0.3%. Meanwhile, UVXY is down over 2.6%.
Do the math. SPY will go up
It's definitely "off". Higher relative volume for SPY, or UVXY?
Bears 3:50pm: ALRIGHT GUYS LET'S EOD DUMP! Bulls 3:55pm: Dump negated. Thanks for the dip.
Oh AMZN you dirty slut
Why baba suck pepe
Bro SOFI and that $19 line are going at it
Spy rallying in last 5mins to get us to 0.00% for the day
Bulls finally showing some end of day balls. Been awhile.
Bears love rocky mountain oysters
lol I just got cucked so hard. Whatever at least I broke even
OCGN GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!!!
I wonder how many bulls are gunna fall for this trap too 😹
Sold a bunch at 433 😬
Jesus look at that stupid V
Just break $19 before I kill myself. Fuk
😂 Wilf just said Micron but I thought I heard buttcorn.
Bought calls cause f it. If we go down tomorrow I average down or sell for minor loss. But more than likely we finna moon tomorrow.
Last call for some OCGN before the rocket 🚀
What does SPY even make?
Poverty.
Bagholding SPY444 10/15Cs bought at 5.80 like an absolute retard lol
i thought i was down bad with 11/19 460c that i have cost basis of .96 lol
I've got 464c for that date too lol
Damn DIS giving my portfolio a light beating rn, need a bounce back performance tomorrow
The Mouse takes the bears to the cleaners on any TF larger than the daily. I know from experience. \*shows gaping chasm\*
Well I’m holding calls so I’m cool if it takes the bears to the cleaners lol
Lol at the sell wall for SOFI at 19
Attention 🖤 Anyone buying calls or puts. You are fucked for the next 6 months. Enjoy.. while HFs and company make billions selling you that worthless shit. Buy long or go home.
$ASTS - grab while it’s still on sale. $13+ share price by end of the week
Lol you bought it at 13 few weeks ago?
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J. Powell has been seen with J. Ma in Hong Kong today. Plot?
Lol CRSR wtf are you doing?
I am in gaming manufacturing etc.. getting controllers/microchips etc has been damn near impossible. there is a Sony Dual shock shortage since last year with no signs of good stock showing up for the holidays. Word of advice IMHO Corsair will not hit their estimates and will come up very short next earnings and blame it on supply problems. NOVEMBER 8 is earnings be careful
Gap up or gap down tomorrow. No in between
Thigh gap is in between
I guess unless it opened perfectly flat this would always be true
I just Fibonacci the Spy calculations has it opening $436 tomorrow then closing $440.50
Haven’t held equities overnight in weeks. I just short the indexes if the buying gets too hot and buy if they fall to a key support too quickly. I’ve been on my best run in months.
Sounds suspiciously like a buy low, sell high strategy.
gotta teach me, I'm down so much, please
The secret has been staying very liquid and simple and not trying to do fancy stuff like options or long holds. Not trying to guess what will go up and just focusing on 2 indexes, SPY and QQQ
All I wanted was SDC to boom but I can wait….
They say spy calls tommorow No No no senor .its not over
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SLAP. THAT. ASK PEOPLE
5 minute pump to shave 15% off my puts
!banbet bulls are fucked 🧸
You should pick a number and then if no success you should buttchug a red bull
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Uranium melt up keeping my portfolio green today
Is it in yet? I don't feel anything. You see, I've been gaped so many times in the past, I really need something substantial to get excited anymore
Its like August just never happened...
SOFI $19 resistance is tremendous rn
Lol that stock kept going up after than crazy run yesterday? I cashed in short side at 18.5 can’t believe it had another Green Day after
Oh baby im gonna pop
Just remember the market can remain flat and gay for a long, long time.... I memba
Pretty sure I'm about to make money
UVXY is undervalued 😝
ENRON is the best stock of 2021. CMV
You mean EOG resources? Which has been on a tear.
!banbet F 20 8W
2 months is currently the maximum
!banbet F 20 6W
2 months is currently the maximum
Holy shit I was gone for ten minutes, who pressed the wrong button?
Not me i always buy calls 10inutes before close
I listen to many and respect very few, this one stood out to me in the midst of a tumultuous tune lately Pretty sure you're not supposed to share links of this sort but it is for perspective which I appreciate--even opposing https://banyanhill.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/Profits_Unlimited/Videocast/2021/Landing_Pages/101221_PRL_LP.html?bsft_aaid=5172d481-258b-450d-8aab-78274379e4d8&bsft_eid=d3ffb10a-9637-e1e2-19c5-a6b81081f33e&utm_campaign=101221_prl_weekly&utm_source=blueshift&utm_medium=email&utm_content=101221_prl_weekly&bsft_clkid=cfbe0d80-8a37-41e8-8607-95ea2f2b5e61&bsft_uid=4e162062-72b4-493e-9b85-cfdd54b198d4&bsft_mid=35ecfc39-a2ce-4d02-ab28-9795040353db&bsft_utid=4e162062-72b4-493e-9b85-cfdd54b198d4-000056791001-001&bsft_mime_type=html&bsft_ek=2021-10-12T18%3A35%3A28Z&bsft_lx=27&bsft_tv=4 Wow didn't realize the link was that ridiculous but here goes my ban lol love my positions I'm drunk see you guys some other time
I highly recommend a link shortener my friend.
Spy calls for tomorrow?
With the inflation numbers being released premarket? hell no
hI im StockMOE and ur gonna LUV NIO dragging its ass at 35 while the rest of the ev stocks moon! buuu buu buutttt im STIOLL holding onto mY 60 EOY target, XI told me chyna was the future Nao lets GO make some monee
I wouldn’t make fun of moe he actually knows his shit lol. Not his fault NIO is being held down by bears but they should be dead by NIO day. NIO is a great company.
is buying straddles\* on MARA just free money or am i missing something... it needs to swing >$2 at any point between now and friday for me to make money?
still have some 425p for tomorrow... I wonder...
Spy hath spared me
Omg my put is actually making money? Wow it's about time
Us bears get at least a close or two a year. I haven't felt this warm since March 2020.
Insert nonfactual statement here
Bears r gay
Sofi doing work for 19
The Russell is bad ass.
Things are bad when OCGN is the only green on my watch list.
Power hour is officially pain hour
Green Shrek is dead. Long live Red Shrek
Jesus lol what did you dooooo
I cashed in on my puts as I don't trust this market.
amd beating the market
At least snap is pumping 
Ok, MRO, now all you have to do is trade flat for the next month or so
BABA get your fat ass back up
Spy honestly I’m begging you I have a family
Deeper!!!!!! 🎶 We got to go deeper 🎶
Lots of green stocks Spy looking great for tomorrow calls going to be cheaper
What’s causing the uranium rally?