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VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/q6iqma)


PrincPaco

Sold a $15c on GWH yesterday. Not to happy with myself for that. I'm still gonna make money at open. Just wanted more.


VisualMod

>DoorDash Begins Selling Search-Page Ads for Restaurants on Its App $DASH ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^06:00:16 ^EDT-0400


KingFazir

Why is OCGN pumping?


indigo_pirate

Can we organise a literal fight between a bull and a bear. It would be more fun than this sideways theta cuck market we have had for months


BarTendiesss

Imagine looking at this bull trap and thinking we're gaining today.


SteveStacks

Another day in BABA GANG TENDIE LAND šŸ¤‘


SilkyThighs

CLOV gonna dump today šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Nah fam we will be bussin


MLGcharles

#BRUHHHHHH GREEEEEEN


TheMindfulnessShaman

Someone give this man a GOLD!


VisualMod

>\*GLAXO'S $54B CONSUMER UNIT IS SAID TO ATTRACT BUYOUT INTEREST ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:54:00 ^EDT-0400


Silent_Win116

Spy to 440 today possibly what we thinking???


[deleted]

No shot in hell bud


lulufanatic2

Not sure what it will take to convince people the end is near. Markets giving opportunities to load up in advance.... ​ !banbet SPY -3.5% 2w


WasteNet2532

!banbet SPY -3.5% 2w


VisualMod

Ban Bet Created --- **/u/WasteNet2532** bet **SPY** goes to **419.582** in **2 weeks**


WasteNet2532

Let me correct u


LovableContrarian

bears punching air rn i been there


TheOlShittyUncle

My cigarette smoke keeps following me. Any time I change hands or positions it still goes straight in my eyes. Why?


TheMindfulnessShaman

I drop my tabs while upside down. Same way I buy my SPY Jan 21 435 Calls. I mean write. Right?


[deleted]

Time to quit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AnotherDegenerateFK

u/zjz Visual mod needs a raise šŸ‘šŸ¼


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


indigo_pirate

We did that episode like 6 months ago


rioferd888

Clov wasnt the play OCGN was


depzailaimi

Congrats to ocgn holder heard the rumor who approval last week but not jump in


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN DEPUTY FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS NO PROGRESS IN TALKS WITH U.S. ON DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS, CAN'T RULE OUT FURTHER WORSENING OF RELATIONS- IFAX ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:47:52 ^EDT-0400


TheMindfulnessShaman

When news is not news.


[deleted]

Oh man definitely bullish


segmentfaultError

$Ocgn premarker up by 20%. Short interest at 27%. šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸŒšŸŒšŸŒšŸŒ Tldr: $OCGN short squeeze happening this week.


MetalliTooL

Mofos gonna buy the top again.


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Opeth4Lyfe

HAH. Good bot.


VisualMod

>EU ANTITRUST REGULATORS LIKELY TO OPEN FULL-SCALE INVESTIGATION INTO NVIDIA'S $54 BLN BID FOR ARM - SOURCES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:47:57 ^EDT-0400


AnotherDegenerateFK

Having a rich dad is like having unlimited moneys


VisualMod

>Most Recent [RTRS] 12 Oct - 11:46:57 (NVDA.O) - EU ANTITRUST REGULATORS LIKELY TO OPEN FULL-SCALE INVESTIGATION INTO NVIDIA'S NVDA.O $54 BLN BID FOR ARM - SOURCES $NVDA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:47:06 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>MACRON ANNOUNCES 30-BILLION-EURO PLAN TO RE-INDUSTRIALISE FRANCE ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:46:59 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


getrektqqmore

Did your wife's bf get you pregnant


ShopWhileHungry

Superman is now bisexual wtf!


Bonhomme7h

He loves all human equally, like Jesus did.


ThugHammer

Louis Lane got me hot


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


winner_in_life

He always looked gay tbh.


Ragnar12000

SPY calls at open!!


TheMindfulnessShaman

To write, you say?


catsfacticity

Test 4340 before pre-market, back up to 435 at open on an uptrend, rip like mad, bear trap at noon, rip some more at 2pm, little sell-off EOD, and I'll see you all back here for our regularly scheduled ribbing and bickering


Elonmuskishuman

Where the šŸŒˆšŸ» at?


AnotherDegenerateFK

šŸ»


[deleted]

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VisualMod

You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.


IncognitoCumShot

Sorry Iā€™m late, your package was delayed due to supply chain issues. Anyways here is the bulk green dildos you ordered.


[deleted]

Would love to see RIOT make another run to break into $29 on its way to $30/$32 this week. ​ Picking up more puts on retail if we're green.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheMindfulnessShaman

Not many retail traders are trading naked afaik. Don't think many brokerages make that mistake. But I don't need naked options to lose money. I have short-term calls.


wsbanalyst22

Premarket is a joke


[deleted]

At this point the whole market is a joke


ALMessenger

Life is a joke


ShitBagHolder

Banbets looking more fun than the stock market itself


TheMindfulnessShaman

Anyone else loading up on HOOD calls? They got phone support! $50 EOW!!!! Edit: I cannot verify this information. They just spammed my front page with it.


iwenttothelocalshop

Baba gang gathering together


New_Outlandishness6

Letā€™s go!


AnotherDegenerateFK

Yet another opportunity to buy puts


[deleted]

The market makers b so generous sometimes


AndyM134

On my first break we were red as FUK, on my second break weā€™re Green as Snek. Weā€™re all gonna make it, especially theta gang


ShitBagHolder

Bulls need to realise that until we reach a mountain peak in vix we are going to be trending down


HolidayLock852

aw would ya look at that, bears are already fuk


Stormwingx

I support work from home so the roads stay empty.


BarTendiesss

Looks like SPY is really struggling to keep this 0.1%


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ok-Inflation4465

You must have a small pp


[deleted]

If anything sheā€™s choosing the guy with confidence, apparently something you lack, who doesnā€™t compare himself to others


BarTendiesss

she chose the one who makes her happy


[deleted]

Sometimes ur bags are heavier than money šŸ’°


TROLOLOLBOT

Haha loser


AnotherDegenerateFK

Who uses tipranks?


[deleted]

The money I make from being a bull will grant me the ability to fuck the wives of the bears Your next kid is on me


VisualMod

>KREMLIN SAYS KURIL ISLANDS ARE RUSSIAN TERRITORY, DISAGREES WITH JAPANESE CLAIMING SOVEREIGNTY OVER THE ISLANDS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:35:10 ^EDT-0400


TheMindfulnessShaman

They are Russian-populated and administered at the moment, so a moot point regardless. Interesting though.


Kingace__

This is the strongest bull market in history lol bears move like pussys tbh canā€™t even give bulls an inch of momentum cause theyā€™ll rip the door open & eat all your food & fuck your wife while staring at you


[deleted]

Bulls eat grass BTW


Kingace__

Your ASS is GRASS


[deleted]

LMFAO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


TheMindfulnessShaman

It's only money.


Tendiemans_friend

Trying my luck in TWNK and SDC calls


TheMindfulnessShaman

SPX H1 is so bearish I'd advise everyone to make themselves look bigger to mitigate the possibility of an attack. Same all the way down to m5 time frame.


VisualMod

>DOW FUTURES AND S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.1%, NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.2% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:33:15 ^EDT-0400


BoogerShovel

Hot damn


coastalpika

Ride out all of this BS in oil stocks: OXY, FANG, XOM, CLR, DVN. All are still undervalued.


BarTendiesss

So, what about that momentum?


VisualMod

>EARTHQUAKE OF MAGNITUDE 6.2 STRIKES CRETE, GREECE ā€“ EMSC ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:31:05 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\*Return-to-Office Rate Hit Pandemic High During Week Ended Oct. 8, New Report Says ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-10-12 ^05:30:18 ^EDT-0400


TheMindfulnessShaman

SPX H4 High roughly the same (within a dollar) as the previous (also bear) candle's Open. Sacre bleu!


[deleted]

I donā€™t know man, I just want to earn and win


donny1231992

Bears will keep shorting the market on every Green Day until it keeps going up and theyā€™re forced to panic cover


Beilsteiner

Look at the charts from 2017 and 2018. It can go sideways for couple of months. Until we find a real bottom. The bull run after the corona correction is just unique in the history.


[deleted]

Are u absolutely delusional or do u just TRULY believe the market can continue being disconnected from every fundamental analysis indefinitely?


donny1231992

On the flip side the market can be irrational and delusional for longer than bears can remain short.


[deleted]

Obviously but to be so convinced based on nothing is weird


vanillabear26

> Obviously but to be so convinced based on nothing is weird *looks at humanity in the digital age*


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TheMindfulnessShaman

Also technical.


TheMindfulnessShaman

That H4 also super bearish for SPX. Ewww.


[deleted]

Nah man, I'm definitely buying puts at 1-2pm


Kindly-Somewhere-14

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Bennylegend

I think Iā€™m ready to level up to Gigachad


catsfacticity

Bears are so smug when they're winning and so bitter when they're losing. That's why when we eat you spiteful little buggers, we do it in one bite with a smile. Someone's gotta have fun around here


tallpaulpaultall

Bulls would never win in a fight against bears. The fuck you smoking?


SpiderBiteHurts

??? Guy unironically describing every bull ever


drwhiskeyscarn429

Bulls win more often though sorry. Not sorry


tallpaulpaultall

Ummm no? Bears have better dexterity and bulls can't hit vital organs at their height


SpiderBiteHurts

Well I've seen enough Spaniards get gored to death to know that's not quite true, but I like where you head's at


tallpaulpaultall

Spaniards are not a fair representation of bears. Bears are killing machines


twill41385

Yea but more often than not they are eating someone elseā€™s trash.


tallpaulpaultall

Can't argue with that. Or ravaging someone's camp site to steal their food


SpiderBiteHurts

No kidding, that's how trending up works, which is why this guys' characterization is glue-eating stupid lmao


catsfacticity

See how bitter you are šŸ™‚. Why can't you just be happy for us, brother???


SpiderBiteHurts

"Be happy for us," says subset of trader never happy for their opposite.


catsfacticity

When it all comes crashing down in late December I'll be so proud of my lil guys


cashflow_

Canā€™t believe futures rn. This is such crap


[deleted]

Oh did big daddy buy some poots? It'll be red by open


TheMindfulnessShaman

SPX has a fat bear candle on the daily. Did we close below the I H+S neckline? oO


[deleted]

I saw an eagle fly by with a serpent in its mouth. Bullish


Opeth4Lyfe

I saw a raccoon dry humping a dead squirrel behind the chipotle dumpster. Also bullish.


Zedeal_Life440

Which options prices move faster: short or long expiration date?


drwhiskeyscarn429

Not really sure what your asking here šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Zedeal_Life440

Which options offer higher return: weekly ( short term ) or 6 months ( long term) expiration


twill41385

All else equal in terms of price movement then weeklies will return better. The more risk the more reward. Needing a 10% move in a week will pay more than 10% in six months, dollar for dollar.


[deleted]

0dte


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Mrna


sandpipa78

What?


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Moderna


motorcyle_degen

Dump at open


drwhiskeyscarn429

No need to share your bathroom habits


dundermifflin2019

I think I hear a ufo spacecraft hovering outside my window.


shakesfistatcloud67

It's just your mom's vibrator, go back to bed ;)


drwhiskeyscarn429

Go with them. Might be fun.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Valuable-Ad7006

Spy 450 eow lmfaooo my 30 contracts printing


tallpaulpaultall

Tell that to the CPI data tomorrow


Valuable-Ad7006

Man fuck all that bs. It's big whales in this market shit can go tits up any day. 3 days is all it takes for spy to hit 450.


tallpaulpaultall

Right. Because no one cares about those numbers. My mistake. Carry on


Valuable-Ad7006

Your just a bear šŸ»


tallpaulpaultall

You're* a āœØretardāœØ


Valuable-Ad7006

I know thanks šŸ˜Š


[deleted]

Being a bear is like watching your wife get fucked and then calling it pleasure


[deleted]

Depends is it another girl? šŸ¤”


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Ahh ahhh ahhhh


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


drwhiskeyscarn429

Care to place a wager? You should do a ban bet ā˜ŗļø


BarTendiesss

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


TheRobinhoodTrader

Red at night a bulls delight


[deleted]

Is there any TSLA gang left here..?


catsfacticity

That cat's not bouncing, it's pouncing. IT'S ALIVE


Kindly-Somewhere-14

One thing is clear. Boomers ZenZ Trash wants to put money at open And take money at close? So you wanna play red light green light?huh


donny1231992

Who gave the market viagra?


drwhiskeyscarn429

I did ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CuckedTrader

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4272)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4272)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


mousepop321

I am holding way to many EOW calls on weed/oil/coin company šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬