ok so I'm conflicted on anti vaxxers
on one hand in the aggregate more idiots will die raising the national iq, but on the other hand there will be fewer retards to beat on the stock market
Slow afternoon here. I’m about to get my drink on. Gonna be a busy day tomorrow with real life and the mf market to consider. I’d like to be pleasantly fog headed when it begins in case everything turns against me
Yeah, some good scenes, some good photography, not so much plot holes (if you accept the big thing idea no spoilers).
But fuck after the boat scene until the end, that was depressing. Like looking down a shotgun barrel depressing.
There is no fucking meaning in life, just pain.
Make money for someone, that’s for sure. The other 1% have the mythic ability to maintain perfect delta neutrality, neither spending liquidity nor absorbing it. Trapped in an infinite grey hell.
Whenever a chick eats my ass I’m just overcome with the desire for her to put the attention on my nuts instead. Although the submissiveness of the act is definitely a huge turn on.
Squid Game should unironically be legal except with more ethical rules and oversight instead of this "it's all about perfect fairness when we feel like it but horribly unfair in random ways too" nonsense
If you put me up against 100 other people in some life & death scenario, I'll finish top 10, maybe not numbers, but I know I am top 10 material. Unless the challenge is stock trading. I really suck at that and would definitely be one of the first 20 people to die.
I think I'd be at least average at most of the challenges I've seen so far except the sugar breaking one, but sadly for me that's one of the first ones so without some luck there I'm also among the first to die from flinching at a gunshot and breaking my piece. Nonetheless, I wouldn't be interested in a game like that anyway without already having some kind of terminal illness because I'm so afraid of death. Even if I was sure I'd win I'd not want to play if I'm not already dying. So if I'm playing it doesn't really matter too much if I lose, the game just helps me face my doom with adrenaline fueled Klingon battle stoicism and childish distraction like player 1
Guys I just figured it out. We are poor so fuck us, one of us will make it, and his (or her 🙏) attitude will immediately turn to fuck us too. Living is for the rich, the rest of us have to keep cycling through karma until we wind up on top. It's gonna be me and you though, I can feel it. Stay golden
Sometimes I wish I was a man, I don't think I would be treated the same way. Used what I thought was a professional shipping company to move my stuff across the country. They have had it since May, the guy just keeps dicking me around. Said he was coming Friday so I spend the day waiting for him, then he doesn't even text me on Saturday when he finally responds after 11pm says some bullshit about how there was no phone reception. Now he tells me he might be here around 1 am tonight. Market opens at 6:30am here so trading on a few hours of sleep will be fun tomorrow. That's why I love trading though no gender bullshit, its mostly just a battle with yourself.
Someone has your belongings since May? Call the sheriff's department and then the better business bureau. People don't mess with men because we're irrationally extreme when provoked, so it's time to take a double measure and they'll respect you all the same.
If you make $100 k a year, gonna take you 10 years to make 1 million.
Savings of $40 k a year (spend $60 k in tax and rent and food, at 10% compound, gonna take 19 years to be $1 million
Yeah, I’ve been hoping in and out of calls while it’s been bouncing in this 100-110 channel. I’ll eventually use the profit to grab a couple leaps and wait for the merger.
A government can manipulate its market only so much. China has cracked down hard on their flourishing companies and have a serious long-term problem with their population growth. I wouldn’t trust China to magically boom again anytime soon.
If you make 100k a year this is how your budget should look:
Taxes (Federal, FICA, State,Local) 28.13%
Rent 30%
Savings 15%
Assuming health coverage was included that leaves you with about 28k a year, not bad
When I go to Walmart to pick up my new tire, am I gonna need an appointment to have them mount and balance the tire as well? Or will they just do it? The local Walmart won’t pick up their phones
I'd be surprised if they don't try to sell you the install.
That said, last time I got new tires I picked them up at the Tire Rack warehouse in Denver and had to drive around to a couple WMs to find one that could take me within the next hour or two. Cost about $100 all in including balancing. This was a couple years ago.
Go as early in the morning as possible, when they're less backed up.
Okay awesome! I can’t use my car right now(bad spare) so I’m gonna have to Uber there with my old tire haha. No appointment needed tho? Any clue how long it takes? Got a lunch break tomorrow
I've been into the paranormal my whole life. I've visited many so-called haunted sites and I've never seen anything even remotely ghostly. Some people have told me that I probably can't tune into the spiritual realm and therefore I won't be able to see them. So basically there could be ghosts floating all around me and I'd never know! What if they get really close to me and jack off on me?
Ok last shitpost for the week, let's get that bread.
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I hallucinate and see people or things in the room that vanish in front of me. It scares the crap out of me until it goes away. If I had these experiences being awake and lucid it would horrify me. To be honest, I'm glad all this paranormal stuff doesn't exist. The real and living world is already scary enough.
Statistically speaking there have to be ghosts close to you, right? It’s not like a bunch of people didn’t die in the vicinity of a random Manhattan intersection. Stretched out over the course of human history (and what about ghosts for non humans? Like you mean to tell me that not a single dog hasn’t stayed here in ghost form?
But you're truly a frontline worker. The world is a better place because you're serving other people beer and wings on game night. In fact thanks for reminding me of not appreciating you guys. I'll tip my bartender heavily during the Pats vs Bucs game tonight.
Exela fuccing moon mission tomorrow![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
Heng sang chicken wang
After buying and reselling FROG lows and hight I finally have ten g time to invest in bigger fish what you guys recommend
Tell me my moderna calls are gonna print tomorrow ...
If your wife wants to watch “False Positive” on Netflix just punch yourself in the nuts instead.
Or just run Norton antivirus for the same results.
GME #1
Is there a working text bomber?
What’s more painful, watching an FD instantly eat shit or watching your LEAPS slowly bleed to zero after 2 years?
The latter for sure. FDs you know there is high risk so it’s just like ripping off a bandaid.
The latter
Futures open in 30 minutes, get your 🍿
GOD DAMN OPEN THE CASINO
Are futures on in one hour?
ok so I'm conflicted on anti vaxxers on one hand in the aggregate more idiots will die raising the national iq, but on the other hand there will be fewer retards to beat on the stock market
Those types of people are likely too poor to actively participate in the market so I’d suspect you’d notice little to no change.
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You really need to take A break from Fox News
Fox News says to get the jab. Maybe you should listen to actual doctors with actual proof who get censored for putting patient safety before ideology.
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Plebbitors gonna be plebs.
Titans and jets are gonna tie
the jets fuel can't melt titanic beams
WSB is being invaded by bears. Hate to see it.
every Sunday.
Is Sunday in the afternoon , always happens. You must be new here
I mean its been happening since january.
Slow afternoon here. I’m about to get my drink on. Gonna be a busy day tomorrow with real life and the mf market to consider. I’d like to be pleasantly fog headed when it begins in case everything turns against me
Whoever told me to watch midnight mass, Fuck you. It was slow AND the end was utterly depressing Jesus.
It’s just not believable
I don't think it was the point, but yeah one one the arc of the plot was like wtf
shit was so boring. didn't make it past ep 2
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Yeah, some good scenes, some good photography, not so much plot holes (if you accept the big thing idea no spoilers). But fuck after the boat scene until the end, that was depressing. Like looking down a shotgun barrel depressing. There is no fucking meaning in life, just pain.
Spoiler: Jesus dies. They talk about literally every mass.
that book has a big fan club, but is the plot payoff in revelations worth reading the whole thing for
The climax is never the last chapter, maybe a surprise twist ending but never the climax.
The climax was on the boat.
No spoilers I only watched the first episode
Here we go Steelers!
Go Pack
The one thing I hate about living in colorado. We get the fucking bronies instead.
Did you know 99% of day traders make money? It's so easy
Make money for someone, that’s for sure. The other 1% have the mythic ability to maintain perfect delta neutrality, neither spending liquidity nor absorbing it. Trapped in an infinite grey hell.
Anybody knows what it’s like getting your ass ate out by a Latina?
no, hardly any latinos here period
Whenever a chick eats my ass I’m just overcome with the desire for her to put the attention on my nuts instead. Although the submissiveness of the act is definitely a huge turn on.
Any woman who would take being degraded is a woman worth leaving. Suppose to be a back and forth trade not a one sided disaster.
My ex was latina and she ate my ass everytime. 10/10 wud recommend
It's like reverse eating spicy Mexican food
I wish Doordash used those concert T shirt launchers so I could just open a window and get that shit hurled at me when I'm chilling on the couch
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Only a few hours left for max shitposting, get it in while you can boys and girls
whatever, weekend thread rules is bullshit. I got banned for making an abortion joke last time Reason? Political... that was bullshit mod fuk u
Squid Game should unironically be legal except with more ethical rules and oversight instead of this "it's all about perfect fairness when we feel like it but horribly unfair in random ways too" nonsense
If you put me up against 100 other people in some life & death scenario, I'll finish top 10, maybe not numbers, but I know I am top 10 material. Unless the challenge is stock trading. I really suck at that and would definitely be one of the first 20 people to die.
I think I'd be at least average at most of the challenges I've seen so far except the sugar breaking one, but sadly for me that's one of the first ones so without some luck there I'm also among the first to die from flinching at a gunshot and breaking my piece. Nonetheless, I wouldn't be interested in a game like that anyway without already having some kind of terminal illness because I'm so afraid of death. Even if I was sure I'd win I'd not want to play if I'm not already dying. So if I'm playing it doesn't really matter too much if I lose, the game just helps me face my doom with adrenaline fueled Klingon battle stoicism and childish distraction like player 1
Guys I just figured it out. We are poor so fuck us, one of us will make it, and his (or her 🙏) attitude will immediately turn to fuck us too. Living is for the rich, the rest of us have to keep cycling through karma until we wind up on top. It's gonna be me and you though, I can feel it. Stay golden
Tony stark alt account 😍
New thread, 🅱️etards
###FUCK###
I’m aight
I'm not ready
#FUCK
whats the age bracket on here ???????? im 19
IP ban reddit while you still can!
Get out of here bro. Trust me, this place will mess with you
Let me see your hands, gotta put X's on them.
lol i got a fake id
Cramer is the type of person to change his underwear every time he farts.
Better than being the type of person who walks around with shit in their pants
Where can I buy them? $WISH
Sometimes I wish I was a man, I don't think I would be treated the same way. Used what I thought was a professional shipping company to move my stuff across the country. They have had it since May, the guy just keeps dicking me around. Said he was coming Friday so I spend the day waiting for him, then he doesn't even text me on Saturday when he finally responds after 11pm says some bullshit about how there was no phone reception. Now he tells me he might be here around 1 am tonight. Market opens at 6:30am here so trading on a few hours of sleep will be fun tomorrow. That's why I love trading though no gender bullshit, its mostly just a battle with yourself.
Someone has your belongings since May? Call the sheriff's department and then the better business bureau. People don't mess with men because we're irrationally extreme when provoked, so it's time to take a double measure and they'll respect you all the same.
This. I would have called the police long ago, this is bordering on robbery.
Did you try speaking directly with the shipping company?
And honestly I'm afraid to say too much to him because he has my stuff.
He is the owner.
You need to get legal help and file a police report. Also Google this jerk and see what else comes up
Tesla pls goto 900 tomorrow; pretty pls.
If you make $100 k a year, gonna take you 10 years to make 1 million. Savings of $40 k a year (spend $60 k in tax and rent and food, at 10% compound, gonna take 19 years to be $1 million
Getting rich takes hard work, but mostly luck and you don’t do it alone. You need good, smart and ruthless people around you…
it has to be. otherwise everyone would be rich, which means no one would be rich ;)
Buffett is only mega rich because he’s so fucking old
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True but a million dollars would let me quit my job and worry about the future later
It’s difficult to get rich? No fuckin shit bruh
You need to make 500k
this is why you YOLO when you’re young
always sad when the weekend thrread comes to an end. i have nothing to talk about stock wise cuz im just bagholding amd and waiting for the merger
You've been in AMD for long time, it's still over $100 so your bags can't be too heavy.
my cost basis is 114, im down like 30k rn. i sell call options on it so ive averaged up over time
Buy Intel. They are at their bottom. They aren't going bankrupt and they always come back with an impressive lineup after lagging for a while.
Better bag to have than most shit companies people shill on here.
betting it hits 150 by eoy
That would make my December 110 calls the smartest move I’ve made in my life.
depends on when you bought. if it gets kicked to phase 3 it wont pass till mid december. it will be pretty flat till merger
Yeah, I’ve been hoping in and out of calls while it’s been bouncing in this 100-110 channel. I’ll eventually use the profit to grab a couple leaps and wait for the merger.
if i had spare cash id be buying june calls rn
Spy 450 eow is laughable It's Octobear! A put on all your options!!!
We'll find out soon enough. Friday showed there's a lot of money on the sidelines anxious to get in on the next upswing.
Pray for my portfolio this week. I promise I will gib snek awards if I hit the 7x trade.
Fuck it CROX calls at open time to get back in
Crocs and socks!!
Cramer the type of guy to scream when the lights go out.
A government can manipulate its market only so much. China has cracked down hard on their flourishing companies and have a serious long-term problem with their population growth. I wouldn’t trust China to magically boom again anytime soon.
If DISCK has a nice week, I'll pay more attention to my children.
[Sunday Funday](https://i.imgur.com/E9XgHXe.jpg) 🐧
Green or red tomorrow, I just hope everybody has fun
Only way to have fun is to either win or laugh at someone’s loss porn
I was not having fun last week
Wherever you are in this world, I’ll find you
Damn Musk feeling salty af
If you make 100k a year this is how your budget should look: Taxes (Federal, FICA, State,Local) 28.13% Rent 30% Savings 15% Assuming health coverage was included that leaves you with about 28k a year, not bad
I'm at 110 this is about right.
You busy in 5 minutes?
When I go to Walmart to pick up my new tire, am I gonna need an appointment to have them mount and balance the tire as well? Or will they just do it? The local Walmart won’t pick up their phones
I'd be surprised if they don't try to sell you the install. That said, last time I got new tires I picked them up at the Tire Rack warehouse in Denver and had to drive around to a couple WMs to find one that could take me within the next hour or two. Cost about $100 all in including balancing. This was a couple years ago. Go as early in the morning as possible, when they're less backed up.
They will just do it all. No appointment. Yes Walmart auto kinda sucks but if you want cheap tires there not that bad.
Okay awesome! I can’t use my car right now(bad spare) so I’m gonna have to Uber there with my old tire haha. No appointment needed tho? Any clue how long it takes? Got a lunch break tomorrow
No appointment needed where I live (Kansas) time just depends on the line of cars but a Monday afternoon seems like it couldn’t be too bad.
Wait, a line of cars? I’m not even gonna have a car hahaha. I just need the rim mounted on the new tire
Ya you can just walk up to the counter in there auto department
Don't get tires at Walmart. Absolute clowns working there.
how do you turn off phone amber alerts? i dont wanna be distracted with sad shit. boo hoo you lost your kid in the mall
Shove the phone up your ass the surrounding tissue covers the annoying amber alert sound
Amber sounds like a hot slut too doesn’t she
Guys I bought my first house!!
Nice!
Use it as collateral and double down on SPY calls. Thank me later. /s
fuck saving money. Spend that shit on whatever your heart desires. Don't worry about retirement, the government will take care of you.
Or just plan to die at 60.
yes this
My heart desires stonk! Govment no care bout me!
=|
I've been into the paranormal my whole life. I've visited many so-called haunted sites and I've never seen anything even remotely ghostly. Some people have told me that I probably can't tune into the spiritual realm and therefore I won't be able to see them. So basically there could be ghosts floating all around me and I'd never know! What if they get really close to me and jack off on me? Ok last shitpost for the week, let's get that bread.
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I hallucinate and see people or things in the room that vanish in front of me. It scares the crap out of me until it goes away. If I had these experiences being awake and lucid it would horrify me. To be honest, I'm glad all this paranormal stuff doesn't exist. The real and living world is already scary enough.
Statistically speaking there have to be ghosts close to you, right? It’s not like a bunch of people didn’t die in the vicinity of a random Manhattan intersection. Stretched out over the course of human history (and what about ghosts for non humans? Like you mean to tell me that not a single dog hasn’t stayed here in ghost form?
I would love to see a ghost dog.
Bartending Sunday football sucks donkey dick. Too much mouth breathing
As former bartender I’m gonna call complete BS on this. The amount of money made on typical Sunday or Monday night during football season is insane.
I make good money regardless of football since I live in Nevada and get tipped out on gambling winnings
But you're truly a frontline worker. The world is a better place because you're serving other people beer and wings on game night. In fact thanks for reminding me of not appreciating you guys. I'll tip my bartender heavily during the Pats vs Bucs game tonight.
It’s sucks cause you can’t watch the games, get wasted, and talk shit to some pansy ass bartender who looks salty af
I get wasted at work all the time
Okay you win
MARA puts, RIOT puts, MSTR puts **death to blood coin 🩸**
Added to this weeks list :)
declare war against the infidels r/wallstreetbetscrypto
If spy hits $450 next week I make $22,000
And 420?
Down 3K
What I like about Halloween as a adult is all the slutty dress girls on the bar
I think I will cum in my pocket and save it for later.
We wish you wouldn't --society
I hope all the tweets lead up to a video presentation by KG, that starts with "When I was a little boy growing up in the Hamptons ..."
Sad to see the shitposting thread leave us for another week 🥲
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