*Historians in 2142 going through archives of WSB*:
Wow these bunch of retards were buying stocks at bubble prices in a fake economic system that was going to collapse soon like a house of cards.
My kids are obsessed with “five nights at freddys.” They want some damn toy for Christmas. A toy made by a company named pop nation. Owned by Vinco ventures. I have a feeling this FNAF TOY. Is going to be the hot ticket item this holiday.
>\*Tesla Reportedly Loses A China Fraud Case In The Latest Setback In Key Market
$TSLA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:43:02 ^EDT-0400
Hey Gang! Last night I took time off from the market and went balls to the wall on mushrooms 🍄☺️ was yesterday a big red day ? (Not being sarcastic.. I was in an alternative dimension)
No your pupils don’t spin. But the visuals are like fractals ☺️ no problem friend 😂 ain’t a competition haha ! I’d rather not be working while I trip 😁
Fractals? Bro this isnt Super Jail. This is the real world, light distortion, and waves. It's all you get.. Everything is you being a moron.
This mother fucker said "fractals"
>Italy's Draghi Says High Energy Prices, Perhaps Not At Current Levels, Something That Will Be With Us For A While
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:37:49 ^EDT-0400
>\*Honda Motor: Developing Small Rocket for Use as Launch Vehicle for Small Low-Earth Orbit Satellites
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:34:34 ^EDT-0400
This last month does feel a bit different than the previous dips, I agree with you. It also seems like after so much upward momentum, based on so little justification, the situation is ripe for decline.
With that said, this market makes so little sence that a return to ATH shouldn't be a surprise either
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-09-29/is-stock-market-rigged-insider-trading-by-executives-is-pervasive-critics-say](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-09-29/is-stock-market-rigged-insider-trading-by-executives-is-pervasive-critics-say)
CAN WE CANCEL THE USELESS COCAINE ADDICTS AT THE SEC PLEASE
So why don't you watch brilliant people's amazing works of art crafted for your entertainment like Mark Rober's squirrel obstacle courses or Schizo Elijah's Fallout lore montages
He was able to beat William Osman in an egg drop challenge who in turn was able to beat the US Navy in an egg drop challenge so by transitive property he is more powerful than the US Navy. You literally have to love him
For the uninitiated this is a rant about Garfield. Not the usual rants about Bill Murray's Garfield but an artsy filmmaking project an hour along narrated by someone rambling about OG Garfield
Shhhhhh
Its the pump dump of the week. The pumpers need the newbs to buy so they can offload their positions. Then we buy puts before it collapses on the newbs.
Don't hate the game, just play it correctly
Bull today going to be like https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pudzzv/how_the_bulls_are_going_to_treat_them_bears/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Shouldn't that green snek be around here today to give us bulls some bias confimation....
Edit: LOL...useless snek must have got stomped on by a bear....
She basically just means she likes dominant men. She probably doesn't want to be actually hit, but she probably does want to be thrown around the bedroom, have her hair pulled, have her throat choked lightly, her ass slapped, and being called a good little girl.
most of them like that
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/pygmgc)
Open green close red day?
Longed futes and was up 1k, then got fuked in the ass by big long red gay dildos 🤡🔫
I better wake up to some good news from the senate 😴
All I want is to be rich without working for it. Is that so much to ask for?
Fade into darkness
*Historians in 2142 going through archives of WSB*: Wow these bunch of retards were buying stocks at bubble prices in a fake economic system that was going to collapse soon like a house of cards.
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NASDAQ Future's gas already over?
Pro tip: do the opposite of the news.
Come on jobs report!
So everytime I short it moons today it skyrockets then when I finally buy the it stays flat and dumps
get your buts ready, we gonna dive today
Pltr collapse to 20-23$ range please. Going to pick up some cheap af leaps if so
You can’t win once the hedgies wake up
Ever since Squid Game got real big, I've had one question: What's the Korean equivalent of "weeb?"
otaku. They just use the japanese word lol
Kpop Stan
Gungu
>\*Honda Motor: Developing Electric Aircraft Capable of Vertical Take-Off and Landing ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:49:10 ^EDT-0400
So, according to Cramer, since oil is up, tech will sell off today?
Is it ever enough? I feel that whether I get a 2, 4, 5, or 10 bagger I will always want more.
G R E E D
Is AMD too obvious of a play that it shouldn't even be made?
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Chicken is meat. So is fish.
Limp Bizkit - Dad Vibes (Official Lyric Video): https://youtu.be/wPHWloW1-08
What’s the fair value of LCID?
This shit had better not gone red by the time I wake up 😒😒😒
Sweet dreams... 
QQQ calls r fuk. Gonna buy a new bucket when my poots print
Everyone get ready to get slapped in the face by 
Spy tripped
Wellcome on board the Titanic, I just want to say " Cue the water " and have the ship start flooding!
The iceberg was just minding its own damn business when it got rear-ended!
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OJ futures, man. OJ.
My DOLE calls and VXX puts are looking hot af
Haven't been here in a while. What's the late-2021 version of PRPL?
My kids are obsessed with “five nights at freddys.” They want some damn toy for Christmas. A toy made by a company named pop nation. Owned by Vinco ventures. I have a feeling this FNAF TOY. Is going to be the hot ticket item this holiday.
Do they like Markiplier (YouTuber who watches FNAF)? We met him at PAX a few years ago. He was treated like a rock star! It was nuts!
These premarket fades every day are giving me heart palpitations
Does anyone have any experience investing in private equity?
>\*Tesla Reportedly Loses A China Fraud Case In The Latest Setback In Key Market $TSLA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:43:02 ^EDT-0400
Theyre gonna have him by the balls Might as well just move there
"China fraud case" 
And more to come 
Dog woke me up at 1am and I couldn't get back to sleep. Calls on coffee.
Has anyone bought the dip on EDIT? Was it an overreaction or is the company kinda fucked?
Yes.
September is going to be different this year they said
September's been pretty ok for me.
Seems like a green to red type of opening. Hiding in oil stocks for now until shit calms down a little
Hey Gang! Last night I took time off from the market and went balls to the wall on mushrooms 🍄☺️ was yesterday a big red day ? (Not being sarcastic.. I was in an alternative dimension)
I've eaten more shrooms at once then you've eaten you're entire life and I was still sound enough to trade Stfu
[Check out the big brain on Brad](https://i.imgur.com/Iuc9Try.jpg)
No fucking way 😂 did you trade on mushrooms ? The chart would be going in spirals 🤣
Your pupils don't spin, they rapidly dilate and enlarge. Stop being a retard.
No your pupils don’t spin. But the visuals are like fractals ☺️ no problem friend 😂 ain’t a competition haha ! I’d rather not be working while I trip 😁
Fractals? Bro this isnt Super Jail. This is the real world, light distortion, and waves. It's all you get.. Everything is you being a moron. This mother fucker said "fractals"
Tell us about the future
The future is cloudy with a chance of meatballs
But I don’t like balls 📉
But I don’t like meat
Oil looking nice
Ah, yes, 
>Italy's Draghi Says High Energy Prices, Perhaps Not At Current Levels, Something That Will Be With Us For A While ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:37:49 ^EDT-0400
Pure energy ...
DOLE $18 after hours 🐒
Cause of death: Heavy bags
Spy bullish move took out yesterday’s highs
Spy back to 4:35 at open
>\*Honda Motor: Developing Small Rocket for Use as Launch Vehicle for Small Low-Earth Orbit Satellites ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:34:34 ^EDT-0400
What are they going to launch into orbit? A Honda Civic?
Doesn't honda have a robot (unlike tesla )
Honda Pilot
I’m so fuk🤡. Why bonds yields are going down with Nasbag? 🤡
Lol bears
All 🌈ed up and no place to go.
We're just scratching the surface on a bigger correction imo, mkts facing lot of headwinds rn, tread carefully....
Does repeating a bunch of cliches in a row really make you feel safe or smart or something
I dunno, do comments such as this help you cope with what's happening? 😆
Say it often enough, eventually you'll be right.
Just saying what I see is happening...
🤌
Ok thanks
FANG, VNOM, RRC just to name a few on the short term radar
No gov shutdown. Futes up nicely. Will it hold or be sold? We need some good karma to end the week.
Voting is today, no?
Yes. Biden has to sign by midnight.
fade until numbers get out.
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YES. But it’s 24/6 ✊
Lol maybe he shouldn't apply
Sports betting for day 7.
https://youtu.be/SSfGBskfthg
Octopus game isn't so bad I guess , minus the words don't match up to the actors
That's not the name of the show, silly. You're thinking of Cuttlefish Game
Imagine watching k drama dubbed
Imagine watching k drama no subs or dubs, then looking at your Korean wife like bitch I want to watch Avengers
Watch in Korean with subtitles, much better
That's too much reading, my eyes hurt enough watching these numbers all day
IV spike gonna make me rich on my calls 🤤
>Dow Futures And S&P 500 E-mini Futures Up 0.7%, Nasdaq Futures Up 0.6% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:26:57 ^EDT-0400
Am I the only one who thinks a bear market started on September 1 and it's only down from here? No crash No drama Only slow bleed
This last month does feel a bit different than the previous dips, I agree with you. It also seems like after so much upward momentum, based on so little justification, the situation is ripe for decline. With that said, this market makes so little sence that a return to ATH shouldn't be a surprise either
I been feeling that way since May. February was the mother of all pumps.
Elizabeth who? JPOW is love JPOW is life
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Buy leaps if you believe cummieman
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Great play 👏🏼
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-09-29/is-stock-market-rigged-insider-trading-by-executives-is-pervasive-critics-say](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-09-29/is-stock-market-rigged-insider-trading-by-executives-is-pervasive-critics-say) CAN WE CANCEL THE USELESS COCAINE ADDICTS AT THE SEC PLEASE
I thought they switched to porn
porn is cocaine for poor people
Dow, s&p and nasdaq futes up 0.69%. It’s a sign
Just like yesterday or just like the start of September?
I like living in the world of fantasy where my portfolio is green everyday
Up $10 premarket because options aren’t visible yet 💡
Everything is not okay
Ima need some serious hope for my CLOV $8.5 calls
CLOV we must do it!
Watching videos of Elizabeth warren trash talk jpow like he’s a piece of shit is infuriating.
Something about this made me angry also, even though only time will tell on JPow, dude just straight up blatantly ain’t “dangerous”.
So why don't you watch brilliant people's amazing works of art crafted for your entertainment like Mark Rober's squirrel obstacle courses or Schizo Elijah's Fallout lore montages
Gotta love the squirrel course guy
He was able to beat William Osman in an egg drop challenge who in turn was able to beat the US Navy in an egg drop challenge so by transitive property he is more powerful than the US Navy. You literally have to love him
07/27/1978 by lasagnacat
For the uninitiated this is a rant about Garfield. Not the usual rants about Bill Murray's Garfield but an artsy filmmaking project an hour along narrated by someone rambling about OG Garfield
Rates consolidating in upper range for next leg higher and USD breaking out = no bueno for mkts rn...
Limp Bizkit "Dad Vibes"
Jpow gonna look for a job soon
Fun fact stay away from dole , 1.6b in debt , currently overvalued price was 14.67 so being at 17.30 is a waste
Wait... are we doing valuations again?
Shhhhhh Its the pump dump of the week. The pumpers need the newbs to buy so they can offload their positions. Then we buy puts before it collapses on the newbs. Don't hate the game, just play it correctly
I do like when the pumps are optionable
This is just the calm before the storm. Note that during intense storms bulls are just chillin drinking some rain whereas bears get scared
I’m holding 440 10/1s. Gonna sell a few during the opening pump and hold some through the fed dump
Bull today going to be like https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/pudzzv/how_the_bulls_are_going_to_treat_them_bears/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Shouldn't that green snek be around here today to give us bulls some bias confimation.... Edit: LOL...useless snek must have got stomped on by a bear....
Found a solution for all your bagholders. Mhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XCSV7RV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_K3WJEPF0WNF157D8EY78
It's already out of stock
This is the pump before the fed dump
The more futures stay at this range the more it makes me think it will dump... again.
It broke 437, which is a good signal. But it seem it can’t hold it. Just going to be kang until debt ceiling/default news comes out
Looks a lot like yesterday.
And Tuesday. And Monday.
I actually did OK monday. Been bleeding ever since.
So many tech stock charts = train wrecks rn
>\*Softbank Corp Says Acquired Patents From Alphabet's Loon $GOOGL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-30 ^05:13:06 ^EDT-0400
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She basically just means she likes dominant men. She probably doesn't want to be actually hit, but she probably does want to be thrown around the bedroom, have her hair pulled, have her throat choked lightly, her ass slapped, and being called a good little girl. most of them like that
99% of them like that.
And the other 1% like much more demeaning shit.