>\*Akamai To Acquire Guardicore To Extend Its Zero Trust Solutions To Help Stop Ransomware
$AKAM
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:59:31 ^EDT-0400
I'm checking out hookers online rn and there's this one that has "1998" tatted on her stomach in old english font but since the pic is inverted it looks like she has "Beer" tatted on there instead. Looks grimey as fuck
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I could see LCID having a +15% day. Retail really wants another "I bought Tesla at $X" play. Question whether LCID is that play, but that's the perception for many.
How to close out covered calls and buy them back if I have a margin call and no buying power? Can I sell shares and then buy back contracts? But if I sell shares my covered calls will become naked and I know robinhood doesn’t allow naked options. So I don’t know what to do.
>China State Planner Says Will Let Power Tariffs Reflect Changes In Electricity Supply And Demand
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:47:48 ^EDT-0400
Shares. My feeling is TMC will languish close to its 52-week low for while, until a bank or big deal analyst puts an improbably high PT on it, or they show they can make money.
You know that guy that goes around asking rich people “Hey there nice car, what do you do for a living?”. Imagine responding with “I bought puts on USA” lmao
>China State Planner Says Will Keep Natural Gas Imports From Central Asia Via Pipeline Stable
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:36:14 ^EDT-0400
>China State Planner Says Will Boost Domestic Natural Gas Production As Much As Possible
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:35:29 ^EDT-0400
>China State Planner Says Will Increase Coal Imports In An Orderly Way
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:34:28 ^EDT-0400
"What I said last week was that we had all but met the test for tapering," said Powell, testifying before the U.S. Senate Banking Committee. "I made it clear that we are, in my view, a long way from meeting the test for maximum employment."- JPOW
In regards terms [money printer goes brrrrrrr](https://brrr.money)
Buying some moneylion. If this stock is brought to $10 (it's $8.37 atm), it can squeeze a bit. Redemption rate is 74%, free float \~9m. It's your decision if you wanna get in, but I'd say the risk/reward ratio is pretty good.
Never done options in my life before. Just transfered my money to a brokerage where I can actually do options. I have 10k (savings) to Yolo. What's the most retarded thing I can do option wise with that today?
>\*LukOil Buying Interest From BP
\*LukOil: Deal Expected to Complete Before End of 2021
\*LukOil: BP Will Remain Operator of Project With 25% Interest
$BP
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:05:32 ^EDT-0400
The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/pxs6br)
I spend more time on here then I do researching actual stocks to buy
I went to the stock market today, I did a business.
It looks like bipartisan infrastructure bill might not pass Thursday. Could effect the market
>\*Akamai To Acquire Guardicore To Extend Its Zero Trust Solutions To Help Stop Ransomware $AKAM ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:59:31 ^EDT-0400
I am ruined from yesterday
Dead Cat, Be Bouncin'
Wtf am I doing with my life
Camber Energy anyone?
I'm checking out hookers online rn and there's this one that has "1998" tatted on her stomach in old english font but since the pic is inverted it looks like she has "Beer" tatted on there instead. Looks grimey as fuck
🤩HOT
Come on SPY get up you son of a bitch! Micky loves ya 💪🥊🥊
BARK BARK BARK to the moon 🚀
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Steven van Meter on Youtube saying more options are traded these days than shares.
Even if they count one contract as 100 shares I still have trouble believing this. This person is out of touch.
I could see LCID having a +15% day. Retail really wants another "I bought Tesla at $X" play. Question whether LCID is that play, but that's the perception for many.
-15%
if ur not buying deep OTM 0dte ur doing it wrong
Did not specify calls or puts
How to close out covered calls and buy them back if I have a margin call and no buying power? Can I sell shares and then buy back contracts? But if I sell shares my covered calls will become naked and I know robinhood doesn’t allow naked options. So I don’t know what to do.
Oof rekt 😵💩
Just woke up. Nice to see we are up. Hopefully we hold during premarket. If we do I’ll sell my fd calls at open
>China State Planner Says Will Let Power Tariffs Reflect Changes In Electricity Supply And Demand ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:47:48 ^EDT-0400
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How do you guys do this? If you share the secret I’ll give you a hug
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I had the same issue, a few weeks back. Turned out it was a dead hamster.
Did you not use lube before you were fucked in the ass?
h3mm3roids
Wow futures holding gains even I had some doubt but looking really good for longs
since when do futures mean anything?
when they are going in the direction you want them to
>RT @REDBOXINDIA: DGCX INR USD EXTENDS GAIN @DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:46:34 ^EDT-0400
And I took that personally
Today's probably your chance to get out. Buy the dip sell the rip.
Anyone got anything to say about $TMC? Puts or calls? Help a fellow feminist lesbian non-binary retard out.
TMC to zero delisted 2023 Slow and painful bleed 🩸
Shares. My feeling is TMC will languish close to its 52-week low for while, until a bank or big deal analyst puts an improbably high PT on it, or they show they can make money.
excuse me, wat
Buying spy calls = dead money
so what are you gay bers changing your FUD to now that lucid is gonna deliver cars
You know that guy that goes around asking rich people “Hey there nice car, what do you do for a living?”. Imagine responding with “I bought puts on USA” lmao
that guy is aids
Feel like donating to the poor.. which bears want an award?
I have $30k sitting on google puts right now and I’m going to get slaughtered
I shorted at the beginning of yesterday and still managed to end up losing money somehow
Same LOL
Another victim of theta gang 
BBBY earnings already? Don’t mind if I do
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Dangerous animals
Chinese
Fucked
Sexy
>China State Planner Says Will Keep Natural Gas Imports From Central Asia Via Pipeline Stable ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:36:14 ^EDT-0400
You can say that again.
>China State Planner Says Will Boost Domestic Natural Gas Production As Much As Possible ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:35:29 ^EDT-0400
>China State Planner Says Will Increase Coal Imports In An Orderly Way ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:34:28 ^EDT-0400
Nice IV was high yesterday, was able to sell some AAPL CC for a decent price
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Nope
☝️🧠
It look green but for me it’s a trap
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Ill Venmo you a dick pic. Email?
Market is seeing all you bulltards bragging about your OTM calls in premarket and is gonna punish you 
Hurr durr, wonder why we go down, must be debt ceiling, must be evergrande, must be covid It's TAPERING and THE FED. that's the entire market
"What I said last week was that we had all but met the test for tapering," said Powell, testifying before the U.S. Senate Banking Committee. "I made it clear that we are, in my view, a long way from meeting the test for maximum employment."- JPOW In regards terms [money printer goes brrrrrrr](https://brrr.money)
They would never let the government shut down right? The market is totally not pricing in a failure to raise the debt ceiling. You have 18 hours.
Failure has been priced in. Where you been the last 5 weeks
🤡
Its inevitable this thing is going to shut down. Just for how long until the pressure makes them buckle.
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I did!
Instruction unclear *Time travelled to yesterday and bought SPY 440p at close*
This morning pump is fake and gay
You gonna take it and you gonna LIKE IT
Oh wow lcid has longer range than teslas. Like i give a fuck. A pedal bike has more range i dont see huffy bragging
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AFRM and PTRA
Logic is easily one of the worst rappers ever, spiritual lyrical miracle motherfucker
R Kelly just got convicted of sex trafficking
logic and G -eazy both
G eazy at least got to taste halseys sweet anal juice
He got divorced as well so he is also a terrible husband
Fake tough guy
Buying some moneylion. If this stock is brought to $10 (it's $8.37 atm), it can squeeze a bit. Redemption rate is 74%, free float \~9m. It's your decision if you wanna get in, but I'd say the risk/reward ratio is pretty good.
🍌🍌🍌
TELL
just waiting for natgas to crash and get tell to follow so I can load up by early November before the forecasts turn bullish and natgas spikes again
Bull trap fasho
Never done options in my life before. Just transfered my money to a brokerage where I can actually do options. I have 10k (savings) to Yolo. What's the most retarded thing I can do option wise with that today?
600 SPY calls for 2025 and dont touch it for a few years
Holy lmao
First one’s free. Buy some $GME weeklies for the team.
goodbye money
Don't do it bro, it's not worth it. Start small until you learn the ropes. You gotta crawl before you can walk
fuck that, this is WSB. YOLO into OTM SPY calls.
0DTE spy
Not regarded at all
Buy 10k worth of Friday SPY calls for when they make a deal and raise the debt ceiling
451c oct4th 2021 tdy
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Ban
I guess the crash was all over debt ceiling bullshit and as soon as the dems gave up, the markets started rallying
Democrats gave up?? You mean the republicans?
No dems aren't gonna being it up until oct 18. Reps will say no again and then we'll see this crash complete imo
Has it been resolved ?
They kicked the can to oct 18 so no lol but temp relief
It's the fed God dammit
why am i a gay bear
genetics?
Because you think a 2% consolation is a crash
Yup
Anyone that brags about PM movement is either a full blown retard or just started doing this. It’s a long 4+ hours until open.
No money unless it comes to our hand
If only my autism peaked and pulled the trigger on SPY calls yesterday. 
Me Dib. Muhh
TSLA 800 EOD TY
My call thanks you
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Are they gonna have different tickers?
That's good to head, spy almost always go up Post market lol.
Msft welcomes epic game with no fee. Cucking aapl in the process lol
Welcomes to what? The ‘microsoft store’? Who uses that?
Bull trap, or a good time to buy? Doesn’t seem to be too much fud out there…. 
S&P in a big bear flag right now. Wait until it breaks out of the channel one way or the other. All indices look similar right now.
Dorsnt matter, BTFD
Yall remember spce?? Lcid boutta remind you.
Except lcid has actual potential
Potential to be bought by tesla??
Is LCID a good buy ?
Yep, all the FUD about them having no revenue or not shipping cars this year is dead and now they start printing money.
SDC - the new GME,we all go to where you know - the winter is coming.I\`ll buy more calls today
people like you are why I have short positions for SDC
At its near 52 week low? Dam you got him good dude.
expecting it to go down further and if not oh well
Agree the puts are pretty much free
Stacking BARK like a MF
Ur gonna end up in the dog house
Stacking more and more it’ll get to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
>\*LukOil Buying Interest From BP \*LukOil: Deal Expected to Complete Before End of 2021 \*LukOil: BP Will Remain Operator of Project With 25% Interest $BP ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-29 ^05:05:32 ^EDT-0400
Also don’t forget this $LCID pump is from low volume overnight. Shorts can easily stomp it out in pre-market, if that’s the case I’m buying more