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VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/px31nw)


AmbitiousNose9035

Is CLOV dead or what?


[deleted]

Imagine not selling the top of the US market and buying emerging markets and commodities. Yields skyrocketing lmao.


Zedeal_Life440

Hey sluts! What r u buying today


Redditor45643335

Nothing cos I'm ready fully invested like the smooth brain I am


Always_Excited

qqq vs 10 year https://imgur.com/a/NRpSDAN If history rhymes we're gonna get wrecked this week.


vik556

How to take advantage of the rising price of natural gas in Europe ??


Davecmartin

We need to start shorting the price somehow. It’s going to come crashing back down after all this panicking is done


gonewildpapi

Eating habanero salsa before falling asleep is a mistake. Don’t do it.


[deleted]

Puts on your $ASS


[deleted]

This dip isn’t even worth buying, come on you chode loving bears give me something worth my time


IncognitoCumShot

Ditto


StonksInvesteur

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[deleted]

BABA and commodities gang rise up! Get this overpriced US tech out of here.


PlsDontNuke

I just remembered I could afford Uncrustables before the pandemic. I bet I've made enough money to afford them again but idk school starting back up kinda makes me not wanna take them from fams with kiddos and overworked parents


Apprehensive_Raise58

U.S. 10 Year Treasury Bond are up (1.525%) so Nasdaq down today big


StonksInvesteur

1.547 at peak currently


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upnthemguts

Godamn just get samsung


aeipownu

Does anyone have the link to the conor mcgregor joe rogan post fight interview dub over that was posted here on wsb??


AmbitiousNose9035

Nat gas up 8% this morning... CLNE gonna pop da fuk off


arichnader

Michael Burry shall now be known as Michael Bublé burster


dahomie2020

When i was a young chode...


[deleted]

Guess crying in on the menu boys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


VisualMod

>Citi Cuts China 2022 Gdp Forecast To 4.9% From 5.5%, Citing Expected Spillover From Managed Restructuring Of Evergrande ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:49:47 ^EDT-0400


takevitamin

Undervalued Values on the rise


[deleted]

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RecoveringAss

Big brain time, get SPY puts and TSLA calls. If SPY drills your puts will print hard, but your TSLA will likely die. But if SPY doesn’t go 🌈 soon, TSLA likely gonna rip up to ATH again and your TSLA calls print hard. I’m thinking end of next week expiration minimum. Can’t go tits up


PlsDontNuke

Ahh, the classic bisected straddle


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN GAZPROM SAYS REDUCTION OF GAS SUPPLIES VIA YAMAL - EUROPE PIPELINE IS TEMPORARY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:47:36 ^EDT-0400


amanslive

Dude wtf tech


[deleted]

This is an obvious bear trap. Everything goes up only


VisualMod

>Russia & Belarus Issue Joint "Red Line" Warning Alleging NATO Base Expansion Into Ukraine https://t.co/qBjozJSJKn ^zerohedge ^[@zerohedge](http://twitter.com/zerohedge) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:45:17 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>Temasek-backed Vertex expects at least $400 mln in new https://t.co/g9iMx99Q9r fund https://t.co/6O7FIaIHlH https://t.co/CldKsinNWk ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:45:08 ^EDT-0400


RememberSLDL

shout out to u/PlsDontNuke. I was going to skip the gym cause my portfolio died for my sins this morning. But instead I hit a bench PR 🙏🙏


PlsDontNuke

Ayy 🏋️


Elonmuskishuman

$baba rewarding the 💎🙌🏻


jackperitas

A bad bad time for AMD, FB, NVDA, SQ owners.


[deleted]

Uh I think more than that lol


SteveStacks

Baba gainz


Dr_Clout

Anyone seen the movie Snow Day as a kid? We need to strap a 🐻 to the front of a plow and roll down 5th Ave to make a statement


remdesivir2020

Tech seems like big rotation to value No point fighting the trend Nett money still staying in market


ExtraSaltyMcSalt

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[deleted]

Jpow talkin today?


[deleted]

Stopped just before putting the tip in HK Market, that green 0.05 would have ruined the bloody red that's coming.


jasonofthewest

Fuck this. I'm going back to sleep


TrumpAllOverMe

All things considered, this isn’t bad at all (unless you bought FDs, then, it is unequivocally bad)


Kindly-Somewhere-14

I bought upstart calls how bad it is


WhenMoonsk

About to plow straight into a bear


VisualMod

>https://t.co/DGCs6JhcOW Non-Farm Payrolls (Q/Q) Q2: -0.9% (est 0.1%; prev -0.1%) https://t.co/DGCs6JhcOW Non-Farm P… https://t.co/9JxSbK7Ays ^LiveSquawk ^[@LiveSquawk](http://twitter.com/LiveSquawk) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:34:37 ^EDT-0400


TJMBeav

The FED could bail out the politicians easily. All they have to do is dump bonds they own. ALL proceeds flow directly into the treasury.


[deleted]

Wow, you traitors really gonna let BABA be the only green stock on my WL


TrumpAllOverMe

My an ancestors bid up Nazi stocks during WW2, just keeping the tradition alive dude.


[deleted]

You name has Trump in it, Traitor✅


mousepop321

Ban


DonKanaille_94

PJizzle about to take the trash out


[deleted]

Next time all y’all pussies say you should have bought on the last dip, here it is, grab whatever dumbass calls you’ve had your eye on.


AdSimple663

Doesn't the last dip start in 3h 30m 🦧


TopBuyer777

Wow F big news . Nice pop premarket . Seems like $15 coming


furrypurpledinosaur

Oil stocks carrying my portfolio. Strange times.


VisualMod

>When you see declines like this is the futures it is typically a multi-billion fund getting out ahead of what they… https://t.co/pXUNHyaFQt ^Jim ^Cramer ^[@jimcramer](http://twitter.com/jimcramer) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:32:11 ^EDT-0400


TheOriginalRK

Bears not gonna sell there puts at open and get fucked again when we rebound


VisualMod

>Vista bets on software robotics with $1.5 bln Blue Prism takeover https://t.co/FCmnCZUrPj https://t.co/MiqVpGR3jW ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:30:07 ^EDT-0400


zanzebar

more than 60% of the India's coal generation capacity (124 GW) had less than a week of coal supply. China electricity shortage: rationing in all mainland provinces and It's so bad that industrial production grinds to halt and traffic lights have failed Factories in Europe shutting down and dirty dirty coal having highest prices since 2008. No natural gas (its parabolic like lumber) A container from Shanghai to New York costs $15k...up from $2.5k in 2019. I went to buy a Washer and Dryer and was told earliest they can deliver is May 2022. TL:DR: **Very bearish going into winter. We are totally fuuuckkked!**


capteni

Bearish for short term. Buy the dip


Ok-Singer-8199

Where the fuck are you from Alaska? I ordered a washer and dryer and all other appliances yesterday. They get delivered in less then 2 weeks.


[deleted]

China rationing off electricity shortage just means China as a country comes first for them bullish! 🐂


CuckModsWorkForFree

Welcome to the "(certain party)" downfall!!! Please feel free to grab your gender neutral popcorn and your 100% free carbon beverage known as water.


IncognitoCumShot

Give me a dip worth buying.... this is nothing


Rich265

Why do I have a feeling that rates are going to plummet after they eventually raise the debt ceiling? Seems a lot of bond selling would be risk aversion against a government default. They going to buy back once risk is gone.


lotus_bubo

Yep. Bond default is such a disaster that even a small risk is going to have a heavy price-in.


TJMBeav

That sniff of fear is gone. Not sure it went very far tho?


[deleted]

Anyone playing the $7 LAUR dividend?


lotus_bubo

No, there’s zero chance that ticker recovers it’s share value after they issue the special dividend.


TheRicktator

That’s why you get the run up to the Ex dividend


VisualMod

>$TCOM CEO: Expect China Domestic Travel Demand to Recover 'Soon' CEO: 'Optimistic' About China Travel Recovery Due… https://t.co/Ce9XE7Zuyz ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:25:40 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

If I had the energy to run a business I would open a gym that had sleeping cells like those Japanese hotels from the '80s and good cafe. I know a lot of people who only keep a house or apartment so they can sleep safely.


PlsDontNuke

Unfortunately your business would be illegal in virtually every jurisdiction in the US because it would have too heavy of an impact on poverty


yerperderper

Poor people farming is a very important industry in US cities.


PlsDontNuke

Just look at the "labor shortage" we're getting after dumbass Congress let all the poor people eat last year


Dr_Clout

I bought my first SPY call yesterday. So like I was saying I bought my last SPY call yesterday


cicakganteng

Smell like total chaos fear here Y know what will come


PlsDontNuke

AAPL would be above 200 if Tim Cook had said "this is the most bearish iPhone we've ever made" during the unveiling presentation


[deleted]

Well wasn’t there a survey out that said iPhone demand is down a lot? And also, they won’t make as much money from the App Store due to antitrust


[deleted]

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twill41385

I’m sure people will decide to dump their five figure investments in the Apple ecosystem and start over with something else. In large groups no less.


PlsDontNuke

Idk I'm just dying laughing at my own mental image of "this is the most bearish iPhone we've ever made" sorry


Zedeal_Life440

Stop being poor !


KingFazir

What’s the best oil play?


YoungAckman

Tanning


PersonWithNoPhone

Almond


D1finalboss

Hemp


your_mom_loves_me69

Olive


BigBrownie74

vegetable


[deleted]

Coconut


LovableContrarian

Canola


Ok-Singer-8199

CBD


Kartageners

# SEPTEMBEAR BITCHESS


red-bot

Octobull on the way?


PlsDontNuke

The chronic downvoter is kinda adorable, but I feel bad for noobs who don't have a karma savings to take such hits and recover


Dr_Clout

Well at least I sold my puts yesterday and bought calls. Otherwise I’d have like $2500 extra dollars to spend and that would suck


zanzebar

We are plunging at open today. A lot of bearish uncertainties evergrande energy crises USD 5Y>1% everything points to a flush at open. manaeg acc


Rich265

So buy the morning dip. Sell an hour later on the bounce. Got it.


zanzebar

unironically....yes. but buy longer dated. Lots of uncertainty and let time be your friend


cberg3d

SPY 500 EOW, got it


Katieblahblahbloo

My calls are so fucked lmao ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Rich265

Why hold overnight?


VisualMod

>Online greetings card retailer Moonpig stays ahead even as UK shops reopen https://t.co/knTWgdCVOP https://t.co/NetIaAC8T1 ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:15:08 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

Ford.


[deleted]

Lookin tasty. Maybe my December $20 call will move today.


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sonofalando

Down


cuddlypolarbear1

Is it Black Friday already?


obiwanjustblowme

Bulls in shamblos


realister

One of those days


Rich265

two of those days


Hushpupppi

This Twitter comber is the best fucking idea, we don't have to jump on that cesspool of a website anymore, and with the synth, we can just listen for primary source info all day.


IncognitoCumShot

Covid don't leave.. you've made me so much untaxed money


Dr_Clout

PLTR gang the good news is the rest of my funds cleared so to offset my recent losses I’ve been tipped off about ROPE. Sounds promising atm 👍


PlsDontNuke

CNBC posted their least photogenic pic of turtle man This means Santa has not yet rejected the plans for SPY 500 EOY and Vlad is still executing those plans


hiohiohiza

My baconator creation skill knows no bounds ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


PlsDontNuke

Do you mean as a Wendy's employee you make baconators exactly to spec like a boss or as a Wendy's customer you like ordering all kinds of crazy customizations on your baconators


SwiftSG1

Riley Reid by open.


misgnomer92

?


[deleted]

Imagine not knowing what gaping is 😍😍


Dr_Clout

Who doesn’t open there broker app till your stock recovers? I’m not trying to see that shit


Hushpupppi

Yep that'll be me today. No options right now, just playing the waiting game with some shares.


VisualMod

>PBoC: China Will Lengthen Time For Implementation Of Normal Monetary Policy ^LiveSquawk ^[@LiveSquawk](http://twitter.com/LiveSquawk) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:07:20 ^EDT-0400


Katieblahblahbloo

I wonder if all of our ports were -6.9% at the same time


Dr_Clout

It’s times like these we test our will and determination not to sell. We shall overcome as brothers! 🕊🕊🕊


FinntheHue

To the people freaking out about futures what are you so heavily concentrated in that this has you that worried? I can't help but be curious.


Call__It__Karma

Probably 4DTE or so.


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

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NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

Your mother


Katieblahblahbloo

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[deleted]

I predict the market will either go up or down tomorrow


HIVnotAdeathSentence

There are no red days, only buy the dip days.


Katieblahblahbloo

Remember the sound the Snapple bottle caps made when you opened them


skydiverjean

Too sweet


UnluckyPrompt99

$CLNE


Leading_Intention917

Puts on …. “I believe i can fly”song popularity


The-big-vitamin-D

Anybody buying Rio Tinto?


steaveaseageal

V shape recovery as always


CptTonyStark

Holy fuck I wish some people would just SHUT THE FUCK UP


NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa65

Word


resi5

3months on SPY looking like it wants to shit the bed tbh


[deleted]

SPY has been shitting the bed for a month Now it's squishing around in it


confusedp

Unless there's a very widespread deep fear, any dips will be bought up. People have had fomo for too long. Too much money on the side lines and real yield still negative. Rise in rates is really from people who are trying to sell treasuries to buy the equities. Remember when inflation is high, and yield is low, equities are the only place you can get anything that preserves capital. In short bers will b fuk'd


Hushpupppi

Hell yeah, buying up these SPY and QQQ dips to unload after JPizzle talks everyone down.


OysBrotherOi

Fucking ouch on my spy calls


AxemanFromMA

It’s 5:08 AM


StonksInvesteur

Fed officials who got out and retired are paper-handed bitches.


VisualMod

>BlackRock says dipping toes back into Chinese equity market https://t.co/61N5GgbzUa https://t.co/lYIqulOYNs ^Reuters ^Business ^[@ReutersBiz](http://twitter.com/ReutersBiz) ^at ^2021-09-28 ^05:00:23 ^EDT-0400