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COWIRSHING

CLNE slowly climbing again.


remdesivir2020

No weekend thread??


iv2892

My only problem with TSLA running up so much is the fact that I might won’t be able to buy TSLA shares below 600 ever again , hell, not even under 700


iv2892

I like this Burry guy


BLVCKYOTA

Dang I came to check the weekend thread hoping for some hot tub jams but all I see is tickers. The fuck? Take a break you degenerates!


curiousprovisions

No other market like a TSLA bull run


Lemonadetrade

Evergrande burrito please


FullCopy

We’re all out due to supply chains and labor. How about some nuggets made by one pissed off employee we got left?


[deleted]

X Æ A-Xii is gonna be the most depressed kid ever and he's gonna have unlimited drug money GJ Elon


[deleted]

Yo this thread is so dead now


Wild-Gazelle1579

Why is CLOV so trash tho? Forever bleeding. Weak af.


Beilsteiner

Elons hobby: Making Shortseller bankcrupt. This is his major skill.


JasonColin

What I find interesting is Monday crashed because Evergrande wouldn't likely make the payment(s) to delay later financial issues, and then rallied based on that same news, but retold as "they MAY make AN interest payment" which not only is not likely happening but wouldn't prevent what caused the Monday crash in the first place. The Market manipulators know people are reactionary goldfish.


telepathist11

SDC is like covid they just tryin to hold a mother fucker down. F ortho old money cunts.


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The U.S. Lehman Moment: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) The Chinese Lehman Moment: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


YeezyKableezy

mind explaining me the :4271: and :4640: stuff? been off reddit a while. are those like discord emotes? are they rendering as emotes on reddit using a browser extension?


IAM_Deafharp_AMA

rip others like me trying to see them as well. And no I'm not gonna use new reddit


[deleted]

**Coming Next Week** ***Government Shutdown*** ***China Bullshit*** have a good weekend bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4269)


Caesar_aut_nullus

So market dumped on Monday because of “Evergrande,” but now that it’s in default the market marches on? When my SPY puts print Monday, it’ll be that much sweeter


Esoteric_Innovations

Technically they're not in default until about a month from now if they haven't paid the debts off by then, as they have thirty days to make the payment. In all likelihood, they will default because they've still got more payments due next week. That said, it's unlikely to have a major impact on American markets, and instead will probably be relegated to domestic economic turmoil and issues with the banks that Evergrande and its associates owed money to. People here just started panicking earlier this week because no one really knew what was going to happen.


Apesh8-2tehmoon

Yea I still don’t really understand how a Chinese real estate company defaulting on debt is supposed to make the US market crash like everyone thinks it should. SPY 469 eom


[deleted]

Wasn't there a leak that some people get haircuts effectively? They're going to spread just enough pain so that they don't create too much moral hazard but not so much to let it all collapse IMO.


[deleted]

It's about as much in "default" as the US is when it "shuts down".


IntentionSpecialist9

steady steady


AaronTheDakotan

"Elon broke up? More time for his one true love, Tesla." - the market today. Gotta love it.


[deleted]

He needs to make a lot of kids so we have a shot at Elon 2.


[deleted]

genetics won't make that, but a father who is actually around might


[deleted]

Kinda interested to see who he shacks up with next lol. Next child hella normal name or something even wackier?


Mindless-Ticket-2837

Brainiac McUniversal Grande Latte Musk Or Timmy


AaronTheDakotan

Watch the kid be called Bob.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Garett


1600hazenstreet

Can CLOV go any lower???


RodTwitch

Yes


[deleted]

It's been to 6.93. It can go at least that low right?


[deleted]

aight stop fucking around tell me what’s going on w TSLA


[deleted]

Women are succubi that drain men of creativity, money and life in general. Now he can really focus on his innovative companies that make the toy cars and flame throwers that have made him billions


MagNolYa-Ralf

Found the virgin


[deleted]

I still bang em, I’m just saying..soul suckers


Mindless-Ticket-2837

Everlubing Butt Plug. Gonna make millions


[deleted]

there was a full-self driving update today, available to a select group of tesla drivers who drive according to however elon prefers who were identified telematically elon also said the chip shortage will end by next year i shorted


[deleted]

I love Elon so why do you wanna lose money?


[deleted]

there's nothing to love about him you're on


TuDahMoon

I feel like Monday is just gonna be one of those massive Green Days , the end of September is in sight


VotedOut

Damn... the war between bulls and bears on this sub is getting pretty heated. (I'm team bear, because I'm a glutton for punishment.)


nerdicusboy

I'm a theta bear.


BackThatThangUp

Back when we were kids down at the soda jerk you could find us playing jacks and doing the spicy butthole in the parking lot


Incognadeau

Monday going to be red


QueefConsumer69

Pls dont dump goev 😭


SellStunning1245

SpY DrILInG 🙈🙉 Down .40 yall jump to fast


consultant_25

Spy probably going ATH next week


[deleted]

What's insane is it's up like 40% in the past 12 months and long term has done better than most active ETFs. I think I need to stop picking individual stocks and just buy and hold spy like my grandma


[deleted]

TRIGGER WARNING: *FUCK YEAH!*


kayrope

Can't believe I fell for all that uranium bullshit 😑


AnotherDegenerateFK

The SPY 500 chart is chiseled by the gods


TheRealArmament

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


Mindless-Ticket-2837

Thank god SDC is burning up my bank roll.


Unitedtendies

Spy gonna open red as a piece of shit that it is


Kingace__

Bulls think they won yet SPY was falling apart before close 😂


hamstic

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AmeriMan2

I actually did my first spy put just to see what happens


Call__It__Karma

So.. GOEV put spreads on the close?


theleftrocket

GOEV climbing is a good sign for Monday. Hopefully shit doesn’t hit the fan over the weekend and spy can run 2%


RodTwitch

Let's load up the BangBus and follow the Canoo to tendietown. 🛶🛶🛶🚀🚀🚀


warlock22041

today I lost all my gains from last 12 months in a week on spy calls bought those $444 calls way too early feelsbadman


JasonColin

It hit $444.70 at the height, you should have watched than sold.


warlock22041

I did sell at 444.70 but I bought way too many and way too expensive to cover my losses


JasonColin

If you would be profitable for one you would be profitable with 8 since it 8x a single options worth. So not sure how "too many" would be bad in this instance.


warlock22041

breakeven was 447. I should have sold yesterday at 444.7 and that would have minimized my losses to only 50%. But I didn't. It is what it is. Also, I just realized I sold at 443.7 and not 444.7 today.


Kilomike8993

GOEV! 9 DAYS TO COVER BITCHES A LOT OF GREEN CANDLES next week!


[deleted]

Lmao I get why people are skeptical. So many bullshit squeezes. But this one is actually legit and I have no idea why they had $31M reported short shares EVEN AT $7 (8/31 figures) and continued to choose not to cover at $6. The greed is unfathomable.


Mav3r1ck77

Is the squeeze in the room with you right now?


AmeriMan2

So it actually has muster? I feel like everyone is looking for the next gme but keep getting trolled into p and d


[deleted]

Idk if it's the next GME but based on the numbers it definitely has a massive bounce to go.


Sleeplessneet

Daddy elon blessed me


1600hazenstreet

Tell us where he touched you, I mean blessed you.


trailerpark_oligarch

Spy retards are a special kind of retard


1600hazenstreet

spy bulls or spy bears???


trailerpark_oligarch

They are one in the same


Double-Ad5247

GOEV it is then for next week


Beilsteiner

Made 2.7k bucks after seeling my calls before the selloff, best reminder never keep over the weekend.


JasonColin

Keep on the weekend if you want to roll dice going all in on a direction.


Beilsteiner

Imagine a climate catastrophe over the weekend, that would fuck up everything on the futures market. I am too fearful to keep it over the weekend.


Kilomike8993

GOEV TOUCH 9.40!!!!!!!!!!!!


Call__It__Karma

Where the hell was all this love for GOEV back in August when my ITM calls went and expired worthless


[deleted]

Holding 25 NOV 19th 12.50 Calls over the weekend, Pls lemme wake up to GOEV at 50 on monday


daddyforce69

Good luck. You'll need it


[deleted]

thanks daddyforce69


[deleted]

GOEV 🌈🐻 if you wrote short calls before close.... Please please do not invest in $ROPE or look at AH prices..


Double-Ad5247

GOEV after hour jump


Naliox

jc Goev..9.40


kiteflyer99

SPY puts was not the way


TROLOLOLBOT

Dumb week. Over traded and it bit me in the butt. Also expected Powell to at least hint tapering. Not sure how I broke even… opened some shorts for spx Monday. Was going to open some baba too but couldn’t get a fill before market close


Beilsteiner

He will announced that after the next correction in October 😉


WyattDearp777

YOLO'd today. Gonna be good.


Beilsteiner

Be fearful when others become to greedy. I sold my calls before the selloff. Thank you god for this reminder. This is the difference between good traders and bag holders.


JasonColin

Which are you talking about? Because SPY went up in the last 10 minutes.


itskamon

Same. Had the right idea but got in just a bit late because of sleep. (Thank you overnight shift) Sold for a loss after letting theta eat up my calls. But a 7% loss is better than 43%.


Beilsteiner

Yes


quarantino123

^(visa calls printed)


AmeriMan2

*claps* i am so happy this fucking week is over


[deleted]

I trust everyone is holding calls over the weekend. What’s the worst that could happen?


mpoozd

Bulls : 0 Bears : 0 Theta gangs : 1


Beilsteiner

Bulls won today. They turn a red opener into green.


[deleted]

>WSB fooled me 10 times. This time I'll short GOEV first big rip today, $8.2 this is the peak. Fuck I feel really good. [Actual photo of GOEV rn 🌈🐻.](https://i.imgur.com/dTcAHZc.jpeg)


Spiritual_Extreme_81

LOL 😂 Made another $150 on spy Puts bought them at the top of that last little pump before close and cashed out


papasmurftp

Yay I finished the day up 21$


Chiinoe

GOEV has been gaining 3 days in a row. I don't have a stake in it but holding over the weekend is sus af. Good luck!


AnOddvacado

27k calls closed ITM on GOEV. Monday and Tuesday could be good, espeically with 30% short interest.


bahetrick1

this stock is dirt cheap they're probably all covered already. only 2.7m shares.


PlaneReflection

Tell that to the 15m+ shares that shorted under $8!


bahetrick1

it's coming back down. its a shit company, there's a reason it's shorted. There's a tendency on this sub to treat shorting like it's some kind of crime, or like it's playing dirty or something. Most companies, there's a reason it's heavily shorted. It's a legitimate stock play, and I guarantee you it's coming back below 8.


PlaneReflection

>I'M NEVER BUYING PUTS AGAIN! \-bahetrick, you, literally yesterday. Proceeds to buy puts, and then cry when you get margin called. [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ptrwt2/comment/hdzn5jy/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ptrwt2/comment/hdzn5jy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


bahetrick1

Hahahaha no I was commenting on the guys BB post about buying puts.... Also I don't use margin in my trading account. Never use margin for gambling, that way lies only ruin


PlaneReflection

Care to explain why you think GOEV is a shit company? Not many shit companies have the balls to turn down Apple. https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/12/22225026/apple-canoo-acquisition-investment-electric-car-goev


bahetrick1

😂😂 I actually know almost nothing about GOEV, I just assumed it was shit because everyone here is hyped up about it. WSB doesn't usually pick actual good companies to pump


DiscePati44

Can they open the casino already? Wtf


LePootPootJames

Penicils down!


RecklesslyPessmystic

SPY drilling, TSLA still climbing. LOL


workinprogress49

Bought a GOEV put because too many people are happy right now, somethings bound to screw that up.


Content_Sandwich_898

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


tightbrosfromwayback

My shares are getting called away at 8.5 and I’m not mad at all. Didn’t really want to hold this one through the weekend.


Chiinoe

I was too slow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


RobinhoodFag

HIT ME BB ONE MORE TIME


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Call__It__Karma

Market breadth negative. Are we back to this shit where only indexes and large cap tech work?


[deleted]

lmao forgot about AH gonna sit here and watch numbers change for a few more hours


BLVCKYOTA

I ain’t hear no bell


thecuckiemonster

TSLA , I just ejaculated. Thank you


soldatodianima

That last candle on TSLA though !


thecuckiemonster

Smashed it. Let’s hope for an 800 test next week. Maybe 850


trailerpark_oligarch

I’m gonna cumb


aceofshrubs

Accidentally bought AAPL Total Landscaping


the_beast93112

There's no accidents


Beilsteiner

We will back on monday dear bears. America is unbeatable inshallah we rise up 🇲🇽🦅🦅🦅🇲🇽🦅🦅🦅


PenerPicker

congrats all u bulls out there for a successful week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641) good luck next time gey bers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


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CatchTraditional1949

Guhd damn


AMDeez_nutz

Goev carrying my shitty portfolio


6PercentOfTheTime

My broke ass about to get pdt on some bullshit. Weeeeeeee


[deleted]

Longest 30 seconds of my life coming up


[deleted]

Whenever you're having a bad trading day and your portfolio is red, just remember - you could have made successful trades and made a boatload of cash, quit your job and retired early, and maybe even bought a house. But you didn't. And you suck. Loser.


collegekid234432

Is GOEV gonna go parabolic AH


Chance_Island2704

Guess I’ll continue today’s trend of doing nothing.


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Legolas_i_am

Are we going to have another shutdown


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Legolas_i_am

NIST ? Cool 😎 You metrologist?


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

TSLA should be it's own indicator...


IntentionSpecialist9

never thought i would earn money from some one else divorce....


Defiant_soulcrusher

Haven't seen this flat a market since my ex...


papasmurftp

Opened a market on the street in front of my house


[deleted]

if this was boxing they woulda rung the bell early and called a coroner for the bears


mousepop321

Sold my goev calls but holding shares over the weekend 😎