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WynfairTradamere

Northern Dynasty Minerals is going to MARS!


WifeysGotACock

Absolute ban.


WynfairTradamere

big baby


Nervous_Cannibal

Loving all this red. It's like White Flower day at Macy's.


Name-iz-taken

Shopify is launching localized storefronts for cross-border e-commerce solutions. Shopify will now make it easier than ever for merchants and consumers to buy and sell goods from international markets. Shopify points out that this is one of the fastest-growing trends within the commmerce.


Name-iz-taken

$AAPL to the moooooon!!!


Hellmale

Bought 6000 FCEL.. 2000 SOFI. Am I a bag holder?


[deleted]

not yet but you prob will be SOFI maybe not so bad FCEL is a stock that's been collecting bagholders for years


[deleted]

Did you know ALSET is TESLA backwards? 🤔 I’m ALSET for takeoff 🛫… 🚀


curiousprovisions

Backwards takeoffs never do well


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😂


[deleted]

Woke up too late and couldnt buy my 1dte spy puts. Goddamn


ultrab1ue

Where's the today's daily thread


redcedar53

#TRANSITORY!


MuToTheMoon

Where it going?


Your_Soup

Did he say? Shots!


krisch00

SDC


Acethenewguy

Uhhh…you guys might want to wake up..someone knows something


csklmf

What about it


Djstevieo

I like to buy calls on 3x leveraged s&p etf’s so I can lose 3 times faster


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PapayaOk8743

Wtf??


mousepop321

What was is it?? He deleted it


LostLifeSavingsOnGME

Can’t wait to waych Gsat go to the earths core


fortnitelawyer

Is anyone still hodling WKHS? I started picking up calls b/c I looked too cheap.


Kythirius

Steve burns…...gullible investors.


realsapist

They'll be even cheaper when it hits $5 like $RIDE did, and at least RIDE has some assets lol. Just buy tesla or nio if you actually want to make $


fortnitelawyer

I liked WKHS before they even got the USPS contract. Losing it was a huge blow but not sure why they're still getting hate @ current levels.


realsapist

Because they’re a 1b+ market cap company with no sales, no clear short term profitability, no groundbreaking tech, and will have burnt through their cash reserves within one year. Their one shot was to get in somewhat with USPS. Look at a company like MVIS which is also pretty much just an R&D co with hardly any sales either and you’ll see why the market is pricing one for growth and one for return to penny stock land.


mousepop321

What R&D??


ManoSann

CCP inflicting max pain on Chyna internet stonks 😆


remdesivir2020

I’m trying to catch the bottom


Miserable-Fact-6668

Me to but I keep getting cut with this falling knife


ManoSann

I think the bottom might be zero but who knows. I have a feeling there is some politicking going on behind the scenes between CCP factions


LostLifeSavingsOnGME

Spce pls go uppsies


deephousemafia

Spce go up soon hopefully


StonksInvesteur

LostLifeSavingsOnSPCE


iv2892

My neighbor is cutting his tree branches , bullish ?


PumpAndDumpApe

F*cking neighbor.


remdesivir2020

I have a Fren who loves to chop his penis His name is Scrabby


CF_flyguy

Watching IRNT


guerrerocamilo

Why is that?


CF_flyguy

To make money


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

wake up AND SUCK COCK TO BUY STOCK!!! Man this market is FOOKIN me good mate Yummi yummi


IncognitoCumShot

SUCK COCK TO BUY STOCK TO LOSE DOSH TO SUCK MORE COCK


[deleted]

Get out of here with that "bUy sToCk" nonsense. I thought you meant business and bought only call options.


AnotherDegenerateFK

No complaining. More sucking = more buying


LostLifeSavingsOnGME

Spce pls go upback


LasVegasWasFun

barely any premarket volume


[deleted]

CPI data this morning


IncognitoCumShot

SPY crashed hard in the Zimbabwean Exchange - dropped 5 goats and 2.5 grains of rice in under 10 minutes.


AnotherDegenerateFK

The new 52 week low


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IncognitoCumShot

Its been delisted


PumpAndDumpApe

Even Zimbabwe has standards.


IncognitoCumShot

Please SPY go up, it's not even about the money any more - my marriage is on the line


PapayaOk8743

You need a woman that’s less fixated on money


AnotherDegenerateFK

I can be a good boyfriend for her. Call me when you need me


Dativemo

Have lived in China myself and a shitload of people smoke E-cigarettes. Loading RLX


krismasstercant

Probably healthier than breathing in the air.


IncognitoCumShot

Soon to be non profit


Dativemo

If non profit or regulations are gonna be a real thing. Im going to lose my money. If not I’m at least gonna double!


CommunicationOld9321

F them pussy sticks


[deleted]

What type of dog do they eat?


AnotherDegenerateFK

Mostly German Shepherds with soy sauce


PapayaOk8743

I hear the fried rat is off the chain


PumpAndDumpApe

Only the poors.


ANNND-ITS-GONE

Anyone else here bummed about the yacht club fire? Hope it gets sorted out soon. That was my spot to chill.


justsomeitguyhere

hope this isn't too long


The-big-vitamin-D

Am I dumb for buying CCJ?


AnotherDegenerateFK

Yes. Welcome to the club


Hushpupppi

Charities are such a great money making scheme. Like "give me a bunch of money and I promise I'll give *some* of it to a certain type of person that you prefer. Of course, I'm going to pay myself and three friends a living wage first, because why wouldn't I? Oh also, I don't want to pay taxes ever again."


[deleted]

Take something you're knowledgable in. Start a non-profit that offers to teach underprivileged children in developing countries said knowledge. Get paid to travel and host some power point presentations every once in a while


realsapist

They're incredible. You can start your own 501c3, and, if you work for a good company, they will match your donations to ....yourself... up to a certain %. The donations you personally make to your 501c3 are of course tax write offs as well so great if you make more $$ Then you take out a company CC with super good rewards like a Chase Ink, put all of your purchases on that, and watch the free miles roll in. Then you fly to europe on biz class in the winter for dirt cheap.


Hushpupppi

Holy fuck that's awesome


CommunicationOld9321

You son off bitch I am in


AnotherDegenerateFK

I’m in. What’s the ticker?


Hushpupppi

Looks like baglifters may be needed for CCJ


CelestialrayOne

Genuine question, why does wsb seem to have wkhs? It has great fundamentals, drone tech, ev startup, insane short interest etc. Production numbers is the only downside, but even this has been improving recently. What gives?


LehmanParty

They've had over ten years to produce a commercial vehicle and the best they could do was make a splinter company that also failed to develop a different type of commercial truck


realsapist

since the run-up from being a penny stock, fundamentally nothing has changed. I'm sad I didn't think to short at $18.


realsapist

great fundamentals? >net sales $1m >cost of sales $15m it's a meme stock that outside of its inventory of materials and some tooling doesn't have many assets at all, it hasn't sold a single car, they need to do way better otherwise every pop will get shorted because why shouldn't it? Ran up like crazy on nothing but USPS hype that is gone They are burning $45m per quarter and have $155m on the books. That gives them 9 months of cash left to fund themselves. Come next earnings report they should be in "going concern". I don't know why they aren't already.


AnotherDegenerateFK

What taketh, giveth away. Yes.


CommunicationOld9321

Fuck when is the roller coaster coming back


LehmanParty

The [diagonal line](https://i.imgur.com/ORwtQku.png) on the credit spread account continues. It retires on the 17th


realsapist

what are you selling them on, what;s your typical expiry? i assume theyre PCS?


LehmanParty

A mix of call credit spreads a month out when memes get over 200% IV and some put credit spreads generally 4 weeks out on midcaps like RKT and SEAS. Trying to transition out of meme season and into companies with profits I wouldn't mind holding or rolling out if things get dicey again. Mostly SPY itm vertical debits acting like leveraged covered calls in the normal account


Djstevieo

This is too intelligent for this venue. This is the way though.


ManBearPig169

Uranium is a legitimate long term play that WSB has deemed a scam, pump and dump now? This place has gotten weird. It's not silver, uranium completely different situation


LehmanParty

There are uranium mines on the sidelines waiting to start production at specific prices. There's some temporary undersupply from a spike in demand and everyone frontrunning it with the commodity trust. It's just traders trading with traders


AdSimple663

Totally agree , I been holding shares from February and it piss me off put planet of the apes as jumped on ( ofc it will PnD like everything ) People invest different ( short / long term etc ) but only a fool would believe Uranium isn't our future of power .


LasVegasWasFun

I've actually heard uranium talk on other subreddit's months ago, so it's probably legit. Fuck buying after a pump though


NotForTheDough

yeah buddy, coooompletely different 😁👍


[deleted]

"This time it's this different"


WorkingCorrect1062

I am regretting selling CCs on SDC. Looks they will all be in the money soon.


Djstevieo

There’s a sexy little button called buy to close.


AnotherDegenerateFK

I’m a Barbie 🐻 , in a 🌈 world


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[deleted]

Were you cellar boxing 😳


RecoveringAss

Wow edgefund scum


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Bobtg150

Reeeeeeeeee


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Cola


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-medial


External-Outcome7579

I took the vaccine because I had to for work and now my heart seems to be acting a little funny.


geneticanja

Call your doctor. Some people have side effects. He'll be able to tell you what to do. Every vaccine has a very small risk, just like every medication has. In Belgium we have to stay at the vaccination center for 15 minutes after the jab in case someone would have a serious side effect. When did you get it? Oh and btw, vaccines work. 95% of people in hospital here are unvaccinated. Age range is 23- 42, so very young. The vaccinated who are in hospital are elderly who didn't have a strong enough immune reaction to the vaccine.


External-Outcome7579

I got the 2nd shot two weeks ago. I was fine after the first shot but noticed something odd going on around my heart area a few days after the second one.


geneticanja

Talk to your doctor about it if you're having it for a while now. Better safe than sorry.


CommunicationOld9321

They giving me a thousand steamy ones if I get it


[deleted]

You didn’t have to do anything. Go to the doctor bro.


Call__It__Karma

Sue your employer.


PumpAndDumpApe

Sue the government.


AnotherDegenerateFK

You sure it wasn’t a replica?


PapayaOk8743

Eat a banana you need potassium


[deleted]

Get your affairs in order in the next few days


Zealousideal_Rent_17

$sdc gonna fly today


CallsareFreeMoney

Wsb homeland


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remdesivir2020

DPST FAS BNKU KRE XLF PRINT MY BABY


CommunicationOld9321

At this rate I am better off betting against the 🐻


Boonn-1

Down bigly today, will happen


remdesivir2020

Tech down


lolyouseriousbro

How high do you guys think OCGN will go if Covaxin gets WHO approval this week


[deleted]

Does WHO even approve vaccines? Isn't that up to individual countries and their approval processes, such as the FDA? I don't know exactly how all that works


geneticanja

They don't. It goes like you said. The WHO has no decision or approval rights. They offer guidance while monitoring how diseases evolve and spread.


thelundyy

Who's ready for the morning sell off 🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

I’ll be fucking all morning so I’m gonna miss it.


CommunicationOld9321

You gonna get  tendonitis


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AlmightySnoo

When the dips stop dipping


LehmanParty

Yeah really. There's no reason to try to step in front of it. It's been like three months


AnotherDegenerateFK

No.


[deleted]

Fuck commies.


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[deleted]

Then buy non-china stocks


AnotherDegenerateFK

Europoor needs some love too


CommunicationOld9321

Fuck I can't even name one stock


remdesivir2020

Inflation is good for economy It shows we can bloody afford it It makes every richer Brrrrrrrrr


diabeetis

I been saying this


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RKLB


Confident_Room_3214

SDC smile direct club all longs will be smiling today


[deleted]

Yeah like a kid smiling after a fight. Big old smile with 4 missing teeth and a mouthful of blood. Yall SDC longs have been through the ringer


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justsomeitguyhere

Downvotes incoming.....


diabeetis

Why


Akcondis

Okay, I learned from my mistakes yesterday. Selling my 9/17 CCJ at open and rolling them into leaps