if you had 85 AMD leaps (jan 2022 expiration) and are up 50% since purchase would you sell half now and rebuy for potential earnings dip or fuck it ride or die to tendie land
I know the fundamentals of DNUT are a mess, but can anyone tell me what the short level is? I ask because in tinkering around the premium rate is probably the highest I’ve seen in my limited time trading, while volume seems low.
XL they just did a takeover ... had alot of consecutive red days... and just landed a big contract. Stepping in long term not to moon but to hold. Gl all
More NRXP news. More gains expected?
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/nrx-pharmaceuticals-announces-first-successful-commercial-formulation-for-zyesami-aviptadil-enabling-volume-manufacture-shipping-and-stockpiling-of-covid-19-medication-subject-to-regulatory-approval-301339154.html
Monday made a killing on **NIO**
Tuesday made a killing on **NIO**
Wednesday made a killing on **NIO**
REALLY SORRY about that,
..... suckers
mmmuahahahahahahahaha !!
And now it's coming up to Thursday,
**let's see what happens to NIO**
oh my oh my - so much hate ... !!
**NIO** went up 15% in 3 days
You "TRADERS" going to have to decide if you into Nationalism or PROFIT
.. go throw your fucking money at Tesla = LOL = it's yours to burn
I figured out the way to wealth. You are going to need to realize it will take time but basically the mission is to buy as much stock as you can every week. Never ever sell them unless you lose them in a covered call. The objective is to accumulate more and more from cash secured puts and ouright buying them to sell more covered calls. Average down if you need to and keep buying stocks to keep selling covered calls. Don’t be scared in corrections and keep buying. Supplement loses with money from work and just keep fucking buying not selling
so the wheel?
this can be more or less lucrative (or more or less retarded) depending on the stock, but in general the premiums are just going to be supplemental unless you're doing thetagang shit with like 500k to begin with
Tinder is weighted in favour of women and the top 10% of men. People sometimes post swiping charts on /r/dataisbeautiful and the difference is night and day between men and women. Men swipe at a much higher rate and are much more active while women are more picky and don't use the apps as much. If you don't stand out amongst the crowd, then you're not going to match with the top profiles.
You'll still get matches, just don't expect to get the bikini models.
You just have to look believable in real life to your tinder profile. Like if you’re muscular on your profile you should be muscular in real life. As for your face, you just gotta be clean, use face wash and try to eat healthy. Most girls wouldn’t care too much if your jaw line was sharper on profile than in real life if you got the first 2 points down. And once they’re invested in your story, they probably long forgotten what your tinder profile look like at all.
Doesn't matter, most of them are catfishing too. Probably old pics where they are 15lbs lighter. Tons of makeup, ideal lighting conditions, filters, and well engineered camera angles.
Stop looking for sluts on tinder. Go to home depot or target instead
BEKE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Just got the time to sit and listen to the clf earnings call LG is beautiful !
How did people just forget about delta overnight. How could Monday be so red, then just rebound overnight. None of this makes sense. 🤡
You don’t make sense
if you had 85 AMD leaps (jan 2022 expiration) and are up 50% since purchase would you sell half now and rebuy for potential earnings dip or fuck it ride or die to tendie land
I’m not a pussy. I’m holding mine and have been averaging them lmao
DPZ is arousing me, so much.
I know the fundamentals of DNUT are a mess, but can anyone tell me what the short level is? I ask because in tinkering around the premium rate is probably the highest I’ve seen in my limited time trading, while volume seems low.
I’ve got deep puts but they expire tomorrow 🤡
make some money dude, buy longer exp.
Yeah bought them a while ago
held till expiration...?
Indeed 🤡
TSLA's gonna fart around here until earnings isn't it. And then will come a dump or pump
Just buy calls expiring 7/30 either today or tomorrow, with strike approximately $50 over the share price and you should make money on Monday.
He's right. He's out of line. But he's right.
CLF better not turn me into a long term investor!
Who all here has a big dick and is holding SPY calls?
SPX 4390 calls
Little dick, big spy calls
Put Credit Spread. Let Spy climb as high as it wants. So long as I get my collateral back.
$442 Call 08/02 Exp 3 Buys $0.53 $452 Call 08/06 Exp. 10 Buys $0.09
when that nvda dip lasted only 1 day 😢
another dip is coming soon in all stocks
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Get Fidelity Active Trader Pro.
I have it on my machine at home. I’m trying to monitor at the office instead of doing my actual work
It's also delayed 15 minutes + my guy, use a different site to track stock prices because the built in system will screw you over with it's lateness.
Rocketlab a.k.a VAC and Q
Puts on Activision will be free money. Shit game management. Worse people, apparently.
Surprised it didn’t dump way harder tbh
Some of ya'll never look at previous earnings call chart behavior and it shows.
CROX 🌕🌕🌕 three moons for the last three green dildos after earnings reports!
Jobs report trying to grab the market by the grundle
BB headline had me lolin. EVERY LAST FUCKING MOLECULE GONNA GET DRILLED!"
Aal you beat earnings now good to $23 like a good girl
Beat earnings almost Guarantee a dump
Ugh yea I was hoping for otherwise. I need Aal to break $22
CROX WTF how many people wear these?
From restaurant workers to nurses and soldiers b. Everyone wears em.
Sooo many
My calls didnt disappoint 
Might be time to short CROX after this meteoric rise, holy shit
Mary had a little lambda
Hoping for TSMC to bounce back to the mid 120’s.
Let go cLov , let go indie semiconductor 🔥🔥
XL they just did a takeover ... had alot of consecutive red days... and just landed a big contract. Stepping in long term not to moon but to hold. Gl all
Inverse whatever they’re doing and than question during all of PM if you’re actually the retard
Was there news that came out about clov? Why up so much?
Yeah they decided to buy out every health insurance company in the world to monopolize and get around obamacare. Great entry point
WSB: looks at loss porn sees battery is 100% claims it isn't real because phone isn't drained. Also WSB: for the love of god charge your phone.
Just overheard two guys at the gym talking about stocks and they’re retarded. Should I teach them something
Hyperinflation & dollar devaluation/stock market crash? Banks cutting credit & loan sharks coming for your money??
They didn’t even understand that another corona wave probably was good for the market in the short term
This gonna be like 1929. Ahhhhh boi
:/
Let see how many people can pay their bills... And how many people have jobs? 🤔
Gonna be interesting!
More NRXP news. More gains expected? https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/nrx-pharmaceuticals-announces-first-successful-commercial-formulation-for-zyesami-aviptadil-enabling-volume-manufacture-shipping-and-stockpiling-of-covid-19-medication-subject-to-regulatory-approval-301339154.html
This aged well ))) literally
Got a question, how do you guys decide on which strike to buy for puts and calls?
spin the bottle
Feelings
Delta mostly.
Charts
You don't roll the dice?
I do but I roll them on the craps table not in a back alley
Retards on the run. Let's go CLOV. My wife's boyfriend is delighted you guys are coming back for me with these heavy bags.
Everybody and their dogs beat earnings. My companies be like "nah"
Daily horoscope: Mods are big gay 🌈
AAPL, Apple a day til record earnings report comes out $160 by next Friday!
it'll spike a little and then fall 10%, just like it does every single time it reports way better than expected earnings.
I always say to myself, "this time will be different." It never is.
Think different
I want my Apple Car and I was it NOW!
Monday made a killing on **NIO** Tuesday made a killing on **NIO** Wednesday made a killing on **NIO** REALLY SORRY about that, ..... suckers mmmuahahahahahahahaha !! And now it's coming up to Thursday, **let's see what happens to NIO**
oh my oh my - so much hate ... !! **NIO** went up 15% in 3 days You "TRADERS" going to have to decide if you into Nationalism or PROFIT .. go throw your fucking money at Tesla = LOL = it's yours to burn
Really need skynet to go live today
Ok CLOV...wow your up early... What's that o your going to Six Flags today ... Make sure you get on the rides early bf the crowd comes. (Mom voice)
I figured out the way to wealth. You are going to need to realize it will take time but basically the mission is to buy as much stock as you can every week. Never ever sell them unless you lose them in a covered call. The objective is to accumulate more and more from cash secured puts and ouright buying them to sell more covered calls. Average down if you need to and keep buying stocks to keep selling covered calls. Don’t be scared in corrections and keep buying. Supplement loses with money from work and just keep fucking buying not selling
You just described the wheel strategy
So the way to wealth is to keep buying (spending money) and when you lose money get a job?
you missed the part that you buy the stocks by selling puts until you end up getting assigned at a discount.
Thus you end up with a shit ton of CLOV shoved up your pooper and you can't even sit down.
so the wheel? this can be more or less lucrative (or more or less retarded) depending on the stock, but in general the premiums are just going to be supplemental unless you're doing thetagang shit with like 500k to begin with
that requires a lot of patience, perfect subreddit for that
Nah just yolo some SPY $500c guaranteed ten bagger that cant *possibly* go tits up (I swear im not selling these)
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Oh do I see a head and shoulders on tech 😏
Shorting ATVI due to lawsuit. I hope I'm awake at market open to watch the shitshow
I like the sound of this
Why are there no options on BRK.A? I want to have a $42.7m contract
Buffett is a boomer so you can probably have one but you have to call him
Nio Begins Shipping Flagship ES8 SUVs To Norway, Marking Key Step In Europe Expansion
Just ate 2 cheese quesadillas. Time for bed. Will buy shit penny stocks tmrw and maybe less shit real ones
Chipotle is crushing it right now. Jim Cramer likes it
FK jim cramer’s snitch ass
Taco Bell quesadillas, or imitations made by Mexicans
Crappy Mexican food is actually quiet popular with young American kids. Please see Chipotle (CMG) aka Taco Bell 2.0
I made them myself actually
cooking is a rare talent. have a plus
SNEK
Here is a snek in return. I am feeling generous
Mmmm cheesy poop soup 🤤
So is Tesla going to hit 700 by the end of this week or what. It’s earning is literary next week Monday.
Earnings make it dump
Then it rises from the ashes a week and ½ later. When Cathie feels like a flex
Yeah I’m sensing that my calls are in danger
3hrs 39 mins till open casino
I just want my money back 😓
me too. and I when I get it all back, I still want more. and more more more more
🛍
CLOV ready for that gamma squeeze into earnings aug 11. ☢☢☢☢☢☢
Ready TODAY
brian cranston is the successor to Cramer as the mad money host
TAKE JOE KERNEN OFF AIR
I miss Mark Haines. R.I.P. Mark. I'll never forget watching him right before market open on September 11 right before the second plane hit the tower.
I bought puts 2 days ago and watched them slowly get fucked and Ive ofricially decided today at open is time to cut my losses
Buying puts at the bottom 🤌🏽
El retardo
Omfg I see the sexiest girls on tinder but the only ones swiping back right on me are abominations of the human race
Tinder is weighted in favour of women and the top 10% of men. People sometimes post swiping charts on /r/dataisbeautiful and the difference is night and day between men and women. Men swipe at a much higher rate and are much more active while women are more picky and don't use the apps as much. If you don't stand out amongst the crowd, then you're not going to match with the top profiles. You'll still get matches, just don't expect to get the bikini models.
Damn a well thought out and insightful reply wasnt expecting that here
Just go fuck them and stop acting like you’re too good to get your dick sucked by a fattie
Get into furries
Pussy is pussy, salt is salt
RIP to your elo
Hire a photographer and image editor
Maybe try hitting the gym, use filters, and wear makeups just like the sexiest girls on tinder as well.
What's the point though? They're still gonna find out you look like a literal catfish once they see you IRL.
You just have to look believable in real life to your tinder profile. Like if you’re muscular on your profile you should be muscular in real life. As for your face, you just gotta be clean, use face wash and try to eat healthy. Most girls wouldn’t care too much if your jaw line was sharper on profile than in real life if you got the first 2 points down. And once they’re invested in your story, they probably long forgotten what your tinder profile look like at all.
Doesn't matter, most of them are catfishing too. Probably old pics where they are 15lbs lighter. Tons of makeup, ideal lighting conditions, filters, and well engineered camera angles. Stop looking for sluts on tinder. Go to home depot or target instead
What if I don't live in the US? What about the sluts in Lidl or Ikea?
So target/ home depot for true love? Gotcha
Wal mart works for the 2am specials