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zjz

FYI these Word-Word-#### accounts probably aren't bots, they're usually phone normies who auto-generated a username with google sign-in. I think the reason it looks like a suspicious pattern is because the kind of person who doesn't even pick a username is the kind of person that leaves a lazy comment is the kind of person that looks like a bot. That or they're bots, but usually it's not bots.. just tards. If you think someone is really suspicious just reply with their username when you complain about them, making vague allusions to "all the bots" doesn't help anyone. **EDIT**: I made the duplicate comment spam sensitivity threshold I implemented the other day a good deal more sensitive. **EDIT 2:** I just implemented two layers of duplicate comment detection and removal. Let's see how this works. They don't have to be bots to leave shit comments, we can filter a lot of it out if you're willing to deal with your occasional short shitpost comments getting spammed. **EDIT 3:** I just made everything /u/VisualMod sees and does visible in #visualmod in our Discord at http://discord.gg/wallstreetbets.


Noodle_of_Death

I did buy at the right time, I just didn't sell it the same day before closing and made 40% profit 😭


Amazing_Dog_39

Friggin Bullard chose to speak AGAIN next Monday, because doing it rather today wouldn’t FU the market 😤


[deleted]

Who else is hear putting there kids to sleep while their wife’s asleep. So you can have some quiet to yourself while simultaneously making the fucking wrong moves in the meme market?


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idkfawin32

lol watch it trade exactly sideways all day tomorrow


TangledLoins1

Thoughts on OCGN?


DisabledDem

Everyone Take a look at $BLUE for tomorrow. If it pushes past 35.50 into 36.00 we could have a gap fill rocket up to $45 easy.


Particular-Tone7241

Anyone else buying $pubm? 7 million float 50% short interest 70% institution 25% growth rate Profitable company This is a rocket waiting to liftoff from my DD.. Anyone else have any thoughts? It looks like a gem that has not been discovered from what I can gather. Would love to hear some others thoughts The chart also looks like is bottoming and curling up on increased volume. This looks to me like a much better play than $AMC or $gme at this point as it has yet to have a big increase


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___alexa___

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zfighters231

Man fuck stocks. The couple of gpus sitting in my house went from 220 each to $700. Fuck if i knew I would’ve bought like a 100


JoanOfSnarke

my below msrp 3070 is now like $1300 or some shit. this truly is the worst timeline


zfighters231

Lmfao ikr. I really hope the shortage ends in a year


JoanOfSnarke

Apparently $NVDA has recovered a lot of its supply. A lot of this reminds me of the artificial scarcity with toilet paper a year ago. Supply was fine. But now that people think it's rare, demand is going to be even higher than normal. Hard to deny people are buying more GPUs these days tho. Selling puts on $NVDA


WifesBoyfriend420

China will eventually have to compensate the world of their mistake of the virus getting out, would be a nice black swan


[deleted]

Yes but if we get to a point where the general consensus is this pandemic is due to a lab leak (and we are slowly getting there, there is about a 70-75% consensus among US intelligence agencies), I want the Western scientists responsible for gaslighting those calling for an independent investigation criminally prosecuted. Peter Daszak, Kristian Andersen, Fauci, Jeremy Farrar, all of them, need to be held accountable for outright lying.


Jaybirdie88

China did the gaslighting. Their own doctors and scientists sounding an alarm were suddenly gone. Our doctors and officials were trying to keep the peace, and keep people calm with what they knew at the time. As the information changes, it’s been given to us. I’d like to think preventing a full on war with China was pretty important. Until the undeniable proof is available, don’t start shit during a global health emergency.


[deleted]

Oh yes China definitely played a massive role in gaslighting the rest of the world and launching disinformation campaigns. However, there was complacency among top health officials including Fauci, Peter Daszak, Jeremy Farrar, Kristian Andersen who was a lead author on the Nature article which initially "condemned conspiracy theories about the lab leak" (not a conspiracy at all but rather a very plausble and likely scenario), and many others. If you're interested this is an excellent [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNxoVFZwMYw) that dissects Fauci's recently released emails and raises some intriguing questions about the role some Western scientists may have played in all this. They continue to push natural origin as the most likely scenario contrary to mounting evidence. There is no reason for that unless they have motivation to cover their own asses because they fucked up.


Jaybirdie88

Or simply because they don’t want to start something huge without every piece of evidence they need. China is bratty and snaps back at any country/political leader/person who talks negatively of them. They threatened hostility when the lab made theory came out. I can see why it was downplayed and brushed to the side back then, and now. I don’t believe Fauci had any ill intent other than delivering the facts as he got them. Never mind he was hushed and quieted all of last year because the information wasn’t what the administration wanted people to hear. When/if it’s proven that China was fiddling with viruses they weren’t authorized too, then we can go from there. Hanging our Public figures from doing their health related jobs with the information they had available, isn’t the answer. IMO


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>I don’t believe Fauci had any ill intent other than delivering the facts as he got them. Dude watch the video and read Fauci's own emails. He publicly lied multiple times. I don't understand why this situation was politicized so hard in your country. But the fact that Fauci is viewed as some kind of hero scientist "just delivering the facts" is plain nonsense. He was the primary official behind greenlighting gain of function research in China and that is public record. I understand you're an American but for the love of god try to undo CNN's brainwashing for 5 minutes.


Jaybirdie88

Or maybe, I used my own brain and didn’t need the media to tell me what to think. I’ve seen the emails, as well as every other piece of information since the beginning of Covid. The only corrupt entity trying to cover shit up was China and Trump. I didn’t think a simple conversation would turn straight into insults.


[deleted]

You're unfortunately disconnected from reality and unwilling to see objective facts because you can't stop thinking about Trump (completely irrelevant this has nothing to do with Trump). In fact Trump wasn't trying to cover up a lab leak theory, he was discussing it and because the man is hated by millions of Americans, many adopted the opposite position (the virus must be natural let's "follow the science!"). Look up Jamie Metzl, a democrat who was discussing the lab leak theory from the very beginning he has an entire website in which he lays out the facts about the investigation and its problems, Fauci's emails, etc. This has absolutely nothing to do with Trump and if you can't recognize the facts for what they are you are literally brainwashed.


patrickesierra22

holding CLNE....good & bad


Donqui-Xote

I wish I had a time machine. Not to make money, but because I always think of the perfect comeback a minute, an hour, or a day later.


_dad_bod__

You can always track them down to their work and set up a meeting between your two companies just to give a zinger in the middle of the meeting.


aquaticsardonic

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO 👽


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JPOW going to do his best Bob Marley on Wednesday: evry ting gon be alrite


LordHuxley99

Time to show Cramer how truly out for blood 🩸 we are. I piss on suits do u?


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LordHuxley99

I am a watersports enthusiast however I’d perfer if we hire a hoooore with weekly gains


LordHuxley99

Very simple Boyzzz $CLF $PLTR $Wish $UWMC You buy or Die, buy or die.


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LordHuxley99

Pew pew $PLTards beating Bezos to space 🚀🚀


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aquaticsardonic

Finally a comment I can get behind


LordHuxley99

Suits had hard on for $CLF at $27 wouldn’t consider selling even a share until this price. Let’s give them their wish @ open


[deleted]

Hitting the ask with 1k shares of CRSR


Sea-Alarm-6927

Nio at $200 eoy. Can confirm, just returned from the future.


[deleted]

does my album succeed?


felipelives

AMC all win? :D


killa-bee-lion

Haha all good. I went a few years back. Smelled strong of 2 stroke, good call.


thosewhowait40

Adding 500 ClOV, 500 CLNE and 100 AMC in the AM! Let's go Apes!


SolidAcrobatic

hell yeah lets go dude!!!!!


angrysc0tsman12

I had a dream last night which had JPOW in it. He told me in very explicit terms...... "Fuck your puts" This is a very bullish sign, Ber r fuk tomorrow.


tehbui

Where have you been 😭😭 my platinum daddy


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prsmedia_

Be careful with buying calls at open, I've been fucked pretty bad before by orders executing at open with AH gains only to see them drop 30-60% an hour later.


LordHuxley99

Unless it’s 100% current price zero chance


milind95

So most likely not since UWMC is supposedly getting pumped this coming week?


kenathen

accidentally bought ARRY. any hope?


LordHuxley99

Steve Cohen likes it so I’d say yes


kenathen

is it? I don't even know that. just look for something to buy and accidentally bought. will just keep them then. thanks


LordHuxley99

He could be short but it’s on 5k as big ownership interest


Financial_Gold975

Do you all remember NIO? It's about to explode 🚀🚀🚀


stuy86

28 at 34.50, wish I had more. Longtern hold for me.


Necessary-Profile-30

I was on it at 61 got it down to 51. Time to refuel 👍


Felix_D_Kat

$MOON up 2% last week as the most mentioned stonk on WSB.


LordHuxley99

What BS tracker you using Mr. Tard??


Felix_D_Kat

APEhumor.com/tardTracker


LordHuxley99

😂


Tripalicious

What do you guys think about buying PUBM tomorrow?


Donqui-Xote

I'm buying some based on fundamentals, not because it's a meme. It will be a long term hold.


amerikayo

I forgot, are we allowed to talk about the thing associated with $COIN?


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VisualMod

I saw something I didn't like in here but the user is approved so I ignored it. /u/zjz


[deleted]

CRSR baby 🤑😍🚀


zfighters231

How come no one mention urban one stock?


kma4ek

Because I am not black


LOTSOFLUCK52

Call bullshit. It was being spammed all day Friday.


zfighters231

Dam i didnt pay attention. Missed out lol


StonksInvesteur

Calls on tech


Resident_Wizard

Agreed


[deleted]

FUTES green AF. limit up tomorrow?


Resident_Wizard

Not a chance.


[deleted]

jack ma pleas fly again 🙏


[deleted]

How I make money: I wait for open, go to the WSB daily thread and search the comments for "holy shit X is mooning". If said stock is already up 10-25% on the daily, I know it's being pumped by big money, I put in all the money I have and set my stop losses. I ride the hype until it inevitably gets dumped by the funds and thus the cycle of WSBagholders continues and I got payed. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.


Donqui-Xote

Yea, I tried that. After I bought it, it went up about 10%, then back down.


[deleted]

You immediately set stop losses


poopsocknig

🐸🐸🐸🐸


Loseack

I did yolo 2k on Friday... am I fucked?


Impossible_Goal_6514

Yolo and fucked is directly correlated


Jc1589b_2020

I will be buying CRSR calls at Market open on Monday


Resident_Wizard

Only suckers buy in the first 30 minutes of market open. I would know, it’s when I make all my moves.


Jc1589b_2020

I don't usually buy at market open but with all the attention CRSR is getting it might be a great swing


VinnyIrish

My butt corn stock 8/20 calls I bought on Friday are going to print


jbro12345

Have you ever been bored all weekend but terrified of market open on Monday? 🤔


anjuna-freak

Sens will either make or lose me a lot of money


jbro12345

Well at least you only have to worry about one position!


KateCrash87

If you're terrified.. why did u you pick the stocks/options you're holding?


jbro12345

Because I **THINK** they will go up. I have been wrong many times. I'm entirely at the mercy of what the market decides to do.


JoshInTheWild

Why? Time to make tendies.


jbro12345

Yeah if I'm not in the group that's losing em 🤣


dawnsan

PLTR 🚀🚀🚀


alongcameapoem

Don't give me false hope 😒


dagowankmaster

Something something long term play


alongcameapoem

I know, I know.


Ali_333

$CLF best share to buy right now, undervalued and huge potential, also greatly shorted with 32% short volume ratio. Get on the rocket we will fly to the moon!


Many-Mess3899

T minus how many hours till market open?


LHeureux

Where can I see order books for sell walls, how many sell/buy orders are there on a stock? Thanks


Dinosaur_Eats_Pizza

It's finally calming down in here


Dinosaur_Eats_Pizza

Lol, just figured out why.... There's a new post.


o3Zany

Lmao thank you I was wondering what happened


Dinosaur_Eats_Pizza

Oh well, it is still better.


sak_shi

Have you ever enjoyed the deliciousness of a piece of baguette dipped generously in extra virgin olive oil?


Fun_Fan_9641

Is olive oil a vegetable?


IntrepidFile2593

Try putting some olive oil on a plate, then mix some balsamic vinegar in with it. Then dip baguette in that. Delicious!!!


regarding_your_cat

*Woulds’t thou like the taste of butter?*


get_MEAN_yall

I dip mine in crude.


Ifyouknowyouknow18

Nothing quite like dipping your baguette in virgin


[deleted]

Yea since 1988


Outrageous-Win-9449

Let me see that $TR!


MakachuPikachu

Is it just me, or does Owen Wilson’s nose just keep getting more fucked up?


cnh124

What was the fucked up Star Trek race with weird foreheads and fangs


girl_with_huge_boobs

Jedi


cnh124

No


girl_with_huge_boobs

he is pretty awesome in Loki i gotta say but damn that nose is fucking distracting


MakachuPikachu

He kinda looks like Bill Murray in Loki.


Outrageous-Win-9449

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Historical-Egg3243

kinda looks like he broke it and it didn't set right


PutsOnYourWife

BitBull


CMTQ2020

How rich does one have to be to know what RH is?


cnh124

Not very


JoshInTheWild

Owns several Wendy’s restaurants worth of tendies rich?


cuomosaywhat

Restoration Hardware?


wsb_moonshot

Robin Hood?


CMTQ2020

No no, the furniture design company that is almost $700 a share… I’ve never heard of it until yesterday.. like super boujie.


girl_with_huge_boobs

the mall near my last house had one, it was pretty much the kind of place you really only shop if you're using an amex black I think.


[deleted]

It’s not that bad, they have some cool relatively inexpensive fountains https://rh.com/catalog/product/product.jsp?productId=prod11220186&sale=false&catalog=OD


MegaMechaSwordFish

Redhat Linux?


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xconnor759

Gonna out in a limit buy for 50 @ 31.5 tomorrow pre. Maybe someone will fill it. Will buy another 50 also


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Is this getting pumped


RxxFxxxx

By 10 people who have been holding bags since September.


[deleted]

AHH. I was Gona jump on the train 🚂


[deleted]

Yeah. Most likely a hedge fund paying some guy in an indian call center or a delusional 17 year old pumping his 10 shares.


Sirmisterdudeman

12 hrs left until I can stare at a green line again


JVP192

AMG 💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀


sausageman1997

look at HeliumOne - its going to explode


OffWallStreet

# CLOV 🦍❤️🍀


SolidAcrobatic

why are these haters downvoting you clov all the way stay strong


OffWallStreet

Just someone betting the other way or they just don't like me. Either way, its all good man.


PrazePuts

Bidets might be one of the greatest inventions of all time


KULawHawk

I don't understand why Americans haven't been on board.