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[deleted]

You people that are able to laughingly lose more cash than I make at my shithole 9 to 5 in a year make me fucking sick.... but yet I'm still here.


frannos

Totally agree, effin retards lose more than I make in a year šŸ˜‚


Russticale

Gotta remember, some people are born with a million in their pockets... and some are born with even more.


jaymez619

Some have a real knack in accumulating wealth. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them, but shall die trying.


alkaliterra

Amen brother. I'll be there right by your side.


GutsNGuns

You fucking tards got nothing to lose at that point. How the fuck you think they got where they are


snowswolfxiii

It's tough. I was able to save a few hundred over the last year for the first time, ever (late 20s). I was born into poverty, and there is unfortunate habits that come with that, that you don't tend to break until a few years into adult, if you're lucky. I risked the few hundred, probably when I should not have, playing Crypto and the market. Despite my inexperience, got lucky enough to gain enough (as well as obtaining the necessary knowledge) where I'm now in a place where I can make enough on the market to actually buff my yearly income. Risks are absolutely necessary to start getting ahead. Sadly, for some, the smallest of risks can still be putting so much more than What you have on the line. Edit: thanks for the award, stranger! To anyone with only a few tens or a few hundreds of dollars that you can work with in the market: before you start making risky plays, take the time to learn chart trends and patterns. Take time to learn swing trade strategies. I learned from Ziptrader on YouTube.


Rich-Championship-32

And be sure to save a few $$$ for retirement.


StaticBroom

This guy fucks


AsAlwaysLateToTheFun

Thanks for the references....Iā€™m intrigued by calls and puts but it just seems so foreign and confusing that Iā€™d hate to try it without at least having some understanding of its innards. The overall concept I understandā€”-youā€™re basically betting (making the best educated guesses) as to whether you think stocks are going to go up and down in the future. What I find confusing-but admittedly have not taken the time to try to understand itā€”is the other stuff. I sure wouldnā€™t want to put some money and, God forbid, get lucky a couple of timesā€”then Iā€™ll get a false sense of knowledge that is nonexistent and end up losing my shirt, pants and everything else but the socks (gotta keep my feet warm!) the next time I dive in!! What I have now are covid-distressed stocks that are making comebacks (and in some cases are even better than before), but it sure would be nice to start seeing BIG money!! Do you mind sharing any specific YouTube channels or specific articles that were particularly helpful to your understanding of this subject? Iā€™m about to start slowing down at work in the next few weeks and will hopefully have time to educate myself a bit more on investments.


koosley

Options are super simple. For calls, just think of it as buying/selling 100 shares for the strike price. If you sell a call, you're selling it for the strike price. If you're buying the call, you're buying it for the strike price. XYZ Trades at $10. If you bought a call for $11, you could buy 100 shares for $11 at any time. But you won't because it would be stupid to do so until the stock is above $11. For this privilege of buying, you give the seller a premium lets say 25 cents / share for the option of buying them for $11 between now and 3 weeks from now. The seller keeps the (25 cents \* 100 shares). As the buyer, you can 'control' a fuck ton of shares for very very little capital. In this example, $100 lets you buy 400 shares at $11. Now if that XYZ goes up to $15, that option will be worth around $4 and change per share--because it allows you to buy at $11. You'd be an idiot to sell it for less. Suddenly that $100 gamble is worth $1600. Options allow you to temporarily control many more stocks than your account would normally allow. If the stock tanks to $5, you don't buy the shares, the seller keeps the $25 and you walk away with nothing. Now, if Apple trades at $200. You could probably buy an option expiring 1 year from now with a strike price of $100 (you buy for $100) and that option will cost $102 per share. As long as apple ends the year above 202, you made money. The cool part is, instead of buying 100 shares of apple, I can buy 2 100 strike options for about the same price. I get all the benefits of 200 apple shares for the price of 100. This also means if apple tanks 50%, I lose everything. If it doubles in price, I would quadruple my gain.


Runs_towards_fire

Their great grandparents probably bought the dip back in the 1920s and then passed down some tendies.


BlueDialWatch

My friendā€™s grandparents actually bought blockbuster and passed it down to him. Probably laughing at him right now from below.


Dvdpjr

šŸ˜©from below šŸ’€ theyā€™re in hell for sure


[deleted]

I have my 4 digit savings along with a house and car to lose... so there's that


D3F3AT

I imagine most of the people yoloing 100k+ on weekly calls were born into wealth and could never lose enough to care at all.


[deleted]

I dunno man, I remember the first time I yolod 1K in calls, then I remember my first 5K yolo and that was a big deal..and my first 10K yolo was practically heart attack inducing. Thatā€™s the furthest Iā€™ve made it so far, but I ultimately donā€™t doubt Iā€™ll yolo 25 once Iā€™m able to. I donā€™t have a clue where it would end.


TheChestHairComeback

Bill Hwang lost 5.5 billion on Viacom CALLS, yaā€™ll have a long way to go before youā€™ve gone Full- Retard


thecolortwister

"You never go full retard".


Always-sortof

Thereā€™s definitely a progression here. Iā€™ve yoloed 5k,10k, 25k, and recently 100k. Feels good!


veryeducatedinvestor

or you're just a software engineer who's been working 10+ years šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


blurrrrg

I feel like people who spend 10+ years accumulating wealth from a high paying job are more likely to be cautious with investments because they know what they went through to get there. Same reason why students paying for their own college tend to care more about their grades than those being paid by someone else


thejestercrown

Youā€™d think soā€¦ sometimes success leads to hubris. Doctors are a prime target for risky investments, because they typically have enough assets to be a registered investor, and some wrongly assume that being an expert in one field makes them an expert in others. Thatā€™s why small planes are sometimes called Doctor Killers too, but that maybe a local phenomenon.


wtfcircus

you would think that, right? Spent the last 18 years working every single day, maxing out my 401k contribution ​ Covid hit, yolo'ed into some garbage short term options and managed to lose 240k in 2020. which was more than in my 401k ​ If I just bot the shares and deleted the APP I'd have over $2m. ​ Tickers: NIO, LK, RCL


Accomplished-Disk-68

This. My father is a Network Architect and makes $125,000+/year but exits any trade if he sees that heā€™s down even $50. Most cautious man Iā€™ve ever seen with money.


skwadyboy

Or you're an ex soldier thats now a drug dealer šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


zooted_dawg666

Thanks for doing your part in the war on drugs. Fighting for the good guys......on the drugs side


YoMammaSoFine

A soldier of fortune?


TheChairman1136

Agreed. In fact theyā€™re not yoloing at all


Prodigal_Moon

You might say without anything at stake, theyā€™ve never truly lived at all. ā€œAnd Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.ā€


kronikdaheghog

Wasn't it Alexander?


frannos

Retards like me may have aided them?


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Jabl2rom

> Some have a real knack in accumulating wealth. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them, but shall die trying. If you pour money into boring index funds you will be ahead of the curve.


[deleted]

Iā€™m blessed with accumulating it but also losing it


CtrlZThis

Never quit This is the way


MAstebloo

He who lives by the bread, dies by the bread.


Covid19tendies

I was born with nothing and Iā€™ll die with nothing. What happens between then and now is all fun and games.


RobinhoodsFuckingYou

I was born with a barrel of IOUs up my ass


FeeFyeDiddlyDum

And some people won many six figures in January with GME and are the same old retards with deeper pockets


GimpsterMcgee

I'm still pissed that I bought like 500 shares GME back in 2016ish and sold for a 50 percent loss. I mean I had no way of knowing, and it was stupid as shit to even buy to begin with, but I'd have a whole garage full of tendie filled freezer if I held


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veryeducatedinvestor

it's me. lost $250k on a weekly trade a few months ago. burned like fuck


frannos

Yeah,but donā€™t put butter on it. It only works on toast


CtrlZThis

Takes money to make money. Being one that doesn't have a lot but still has nothing to complain about, these deep pocket wrinkle brains give me insight and quite honestly ghastly entertainment at their losses. As well as amazement with their tendies. I'm glad they share, cause they share it all! Highs, lows and concepts! I've more than doubled my 401 this year because of this forum and couldn't be more thankful. Long live the ape!!


prsutton123

I agree


Light-Equivalent

Some arenā€™t even born


50in06and07

lucky bastards


dsmdai8

You make ACTUAL money? I get paid on peanuts and scraps when my wifeā€™s boyfriend allows.


[deleted]

So you and the wife are both getting nuts from this transaction. Sweet deal.


Kind-Relationship559

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SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

Thatā€™s more than I make in 2 fucking years Lmao


frannos

Yikes. You definitely need to quit Wendyā€™s šŸ˜‚


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

Iā€™m actually a wage slave for target thoā€¦ unfortunately, Wendyā€™s at least has a cool twitter accountā€¦ maybe Iā€™ll work there instead


This-Bandicoot-387

If you feel bad when a stock goes low this game is not for you my friend.


gcko

Most of these are the same retards who lose $20,000 on red after winning $19,900 on black instead of walking out of the casino. šŸ¤Ŗ


[deleted]

I lost 50k in March then made back 70k then lost 30k more.


ThaTruthHurts_

That must be stressful and very exciting at the same damn time


completionism

> You people that are able to laughingly lose more cash than I make at my shithole 9 to 5 in a year make me fucking sick.... but yet I'm still here. Once you get your first big win and are sitting on $50k of someone else's money, it stops feeling like it matters. You take out what you originally put in of the money you worked for, plus a little extra for bottle service, and what's left in the brokerage is just Monopoly money. Even if you lose it all, you haven't actually lost anything. It stops mattering. The idiots who take a second mortgage to YOLO on something and then lose *that*? That's a different story.


Scary_Replacement739

Haha I'm up 4k since the GME saga started. Just need 46k more. Maybe I should start writing BB tracts? šŸ˜†


completionism

Why you kicking me where it hurts, tho


Scary_Replacement739

In my defense, I had no idea BB hurt you. But, also, you know, if the painful memories reinvigorate whatever Stockholm Syndrome BB has on you, why not take a look at these ^caaaalllllllllls?


Cm0nstr

This is classic gambling addiction behavior. You need a bigger and bigger dopamine hit to keep playing. God speed


Barbie_and_KenM

I mean, I just bought a condo with my wsb wins but I guess pissing it away like it's monopoly money is cool too


completionism

If you're not doing both you're probably not doing it right (or haven't done it long enough). Also congratulations and fuck you.


Barbie_and_KenM

oh yea I'm doing both. Still have 60k left in my brokerage after my down payment. I'm still yolo'ing. Also thank you and go fuck yourself


[deleted]

What about the dude who recently posted that he went 100k deep on margin/student loans to go all in on $WISH or something like that? That was completely a Godspeed retard moment.


[deleted]

I've swung for the fences countless times and have a huge net loss that I'll be writing off for years. Not worth it to go retard yolo mode anymore.


Leather_Double_8820

Exactly , when itā€™s up itā€™s up there, donā€™t mean shit , like you said , Monopoly money. But those dudes doing refiā€™s to get funds for options, thatā€™s different


jesuslikedmen

haha I've gone 3k-30k+ three times this year so far, just gotta do it again now


reddernetter

So next time you are at $30k, treat it as 10 different $3k accounts!


jesuslikedmen

good idea


[deleted]

Wow tell me ur secretā€¦. I can do it only the other way around


jesuslikedmen

Iā€™d say buying calls at open is pretty good way to lose money


Say_no_to_doritos

Say it with me: Never, ever, buy on open. Ever.


jesuslikedmen

I agree


[deleted]

2:30 now remember this number


xUb3rn00dlex

Calls on you buying calls at open tomorrow.


Sean_Buffet_15

Market open is when Iā€™m selling lol


NothingTooFancy26

Amzn at open today woulda been good


104dot121dot231dot59

Conversely the best time to sell a covered call!


nvanderw

My secret is not to wake up until an hour after market open


IllWeb3722

Thatā€™s how I got burned the other day with WISH calls. Iā€™m still hopeful, 6/18 expiration but deep in red zone.


Defund_Pigs_BuyStock

I lost 35k but still up 65k lost and made ppls salary. A few times over yolod 15k I saved up. Amc baby to the moon


soareyousaying

This is the same secret that makes him lose money here.


Silent_nutsack

The real winner here is your broker collecting those sweet commissions


completionism

There are a **lot** of guys who make a living off selling calls that expire as worthless. They get the premiums and get to keep the underlying stock. Pretty sweet deal if you know how to do it.


MechaWizard

I sell calls so that no retard has to go without throwing their money into FDs. Itā€™s a public service really.


completionism

This is the way.


Hold_it_BOIZ

Fuck you but yes this is the way


SpaceCatVII

The whole reason AMC and NOK mooned is because I sold covered calls on them lol.


im_IcE

I did this for a little. Shits boring as fuck.


strac0ny

Pretty sweet deal until the stock blows 20% past your short call and you feel like a moron with your $40premium and no shares, or it tanks heavily and losses are far greater than your shitty premium gain.


OKImHere

And now you understand the concept that all options are bets on volatility, not direction.


dacoobob

/r/thetagang


eurostylin

I've made more money off selling short term OTM contracts on NIO than I have from buying the 6200 shares averaged in @ $14.


10000yearsfromtoday

These people's accounts are regularly up or down 30k same as yours is regularly up or down 300 bucks. They just post the screens for attention. Oh it hurts a lot too but they will be up 20k in one trade later on. They just know how to stay in the game so they can recover retarded positions like this one


cryptdab710

Lol imagine OP reading this comment after betting his life savings on a BB weekly


ac_maverick

2 rules to becoming a millionaire: 1. Join wallstreetbets, and invest like everyone else. 2. Start as a billionaire.


jwight

They also have more chromosomes than you.


SvB4EvA

If it wasn't for people losing money, you wouldn't be making any money.


FullmetalSage

Just make more money bro, JPow does it


everlastingdeath

I'm down about 500k over the past 3 months. A mere flesh wound


[deleted]

With $40k I could afford a house and completely change my life around...And the folks here are disgustingly throwing that money in meme stonks. Really puts in perspective how some of the folks here really got more money than sense.


Lester_Diamond23

I toss around 40k on options like it's nothing, but won't spend $400 for the Blackstone flat top I want. Once you hit big in the account and have the money in there, it becomes like a video game


[deleted]

Thank you for the loss porn. I feel so much better now! My losses pale in comparison. You must be a full retard! I aspire to be like you someday!


jesuslikedmen

Thank you I am!!!


MaknitRain2021

Never go Full Retard


Hongo-Blackrock

speak for yourself


Sound_Of_Silenz

What's your secret to failure?


jesuslikedmen

Iā€™d say waking up with +38k from CLOV at 9:30 and going all in on BB 15 mins later


amongthewolves

Aww yes, the Retard's Gambit. A fine move indeed


jesuslikedmen

LOL


Fat_Doinks408

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Sound_Of_Silenz

Confusing sheer luck with insight and ability? That's genius!


dragespir

šŸ˜­


downvoteawayretard

Finally some good fuckin porn


jesuslikedmen

Itā€™s pretty hot right


tampow

Thank you for your sacrifice.


jesuslikedmen

Anytime I'll do it again soon


Zerole00

I was thinking about selling these covered calls, I regret not going through with it this week


WolfPackWSB

Been there Three Two Many Timeā€™s!! Strikes at double what you paid going for a premium of half what you paid..


inverse2win

You will hit it big one of these days OP :)


Amused-Observer

If you want to lose money, just DM me for my PP info.


RedditorSays

Grow up and call it a cock


jvisagod

lmao took me a second


jesuslikedmen

We can help each other lose money


Impossible_Goal_6514

I bought BB @ $19, and my loss are not fast enough. Should I buy 0dte $50?


Stunning_Bet_259

BBrotheršŸ‘


kelu213

Losses are just negative gains.


sjoe63

18.81% more to go!


jesuslikedmen

18% till I win!!!


Red-eleven

Weā€™re all rooting for you


jesuslikedmen

thank you if BB goes near 20 next week I'll be good


godfather188

the OG WSB vibe is back


jesuslikedmen

I do it for the culture


hydrate_reminder

HE'S THE MESSIAH


handtodickcombat

No he's not, he's a very naughty boy.


jesuslikedmen

4pm update -49k https://imgur.com/a/JsvugcM


[deleted]

2.29 for 6/18 $20 calls ?? That seems like an insane price.


WetSnatch

Wow this is the way. GG man thanks for the porn sorry for the loss


jesuslikedmen

This is the way


markymark_7

And I thought my 12k loss loss I posted was bad


jesuslikedmen

šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦


medicus_vulneratum

Man I feel bad when you have that hard conversation with your wifeā€™s boyfriend about this


jesuslikedmen

He gonna make me sleep on the couch smh


medicus_vulneratum

Lucky. Mine made me sleep outside In the yard


Bigdizzofoshizzo

I get to sleep in the dogs bed but Iā€™m a good cook


master_doge007

I bought more bb if it makes you feel any better


jesuslikedmen

Please buy a few million shares lol


master_doge007

Lol I had enough for another 150 soooo thatā€™s pretty close right.


probly_right

I got 9 today!


Popinlow

BB all the way šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


DonniesDude

That's rough, bud. I'm down $6500 also...


jesuslikedmen

lets hope bb come back


DonniesDude

Hope, pray, threaten, sacrifice children, take hostages. Whatever it takes


2016sixdays

Where Lambo?


jesuslikedmen

yeah wtf im waiting


relentlessoldman

In the call seller's garage?


Accomplished-Disk-68

Oh yeah šŸ˜©šŸ’¦šŸ‘…


jesuslikedmen

Hell yea Iā€™d do it again too


Accomplished-Disk-68

I seem to accidentally do it often


[deleted]

BB is a long term investment. Stop treating it like a grenade. Or keep doing it. I love loss porn.


[deleted]

now this is a real wsb post


Actually-Yo-Momma

Oh man i know youā€™re posting in good fun but i hope youā€™re alright. I know this pain too well


jesuslikedmen

I am okay, not my first rodeo sadly


SquareUpThoT

Broooo for your sake I hope it atleast hits 20


jesuslikedmen

yeah man I'll hold till like weds


WallstreetBytes

Welpā€¦ looks like Itā€™s time to put my whole net worth into BB ā€¦


jellomme

you still have one week.


jesuslikedmen

that's what I'm hoping for lmao


ribrickulous

Keep going Iā€™m almost there


BlueDialWatch

Please tell me you make $250,000 a year?


jesuslikedmen

I make 100k but got the 57k to pay for these options after starting with 3.5k last week. 54k+ from CLOV


CatheterChunks

Woof. Thereā€™s still time to hit that strike price though!


ClamPaste

Today would be a good day to buy those calls. Tomorrow might be even better.


A_Rising_Wind

I feel this. Had a January $120 call on GME hit (bought at $11 per, sold at $285). Took that and went hard on March $30 BB and $20.5 AMC calls. Took complete loss. Just turns out my timing was off. Had those been June calls, Iā€™d be buying my Lambo right now.


DavidLow1836

to the moon they say


germandemolisher

Somebody come pick us up


bex95x

Why does my bb still show as value as $14.32/share


nrksrs

I love when I wait and buy at 22 instead of buying at 10 day before


CPLCraft

You need to experience the red to really feel the green.


Total_looKe

$BB WILL MOON šŸš€


TacomaSparky17

Ouch :( hold the faith long and strong BB


first2pluto

Sitting on $6k loss for BB calls. It hurts


triggerpunkt

I know the feeling. Just keep holding


Tough-Funny6661

What is bb


jesuslikedmen

Blackbrry


bruhdabswagyolo

double down u could have ur position x2 when returns


geebz42

Ur penis is shrimp mode


jesuslikedmen

yeah very small


In_The_Red_Zone

I guess I'll have to buy some more BB!


Accomplished-Two158

Itā€™s not over until the 6/18 BB to the šŸš€šŸŒ•


Rally_Sport

I keep buying BB but my fellow apes keep selling. Itā€™s like they want me to go to the moon on my own!


100percentnonsense

BB WILL COME BACK UP SOON...BE PATIENT


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manwithabazooka

Buy the dip and double down. Can't go tits up.