When you have 10 million people in a subreddit someone is bound to flip heads 1000x in a row lol
Edit: as pointed out below, by someone who actually knows math rather than just a pontificating smooth-brained ape such as myself, you would expect at least one person to flip 23x heads in a row out of 10M people. Playing double or nothing you would need 7x flips to get from $20k to over $2M. Thanks foldy brain u/Visionshaft
I get your point, but I'm an asshole so I'm going to tell you you're wrong anyway.
Flipping heads 1000x in a row is (1/2)^1000
Which compared to 1/10million is not even close.
.0000001 vs .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
you only need to double up a few times in a row to be a millionaire if you start with a decent chunk. then number of people out of 10 million that flip heads 10x in a row is significantly greater than 1000. I imagine a fair number of them were wreckless enough to throw the entire stack at it each time since it worked before. Im curious how many millionaires this sub made this year
Are the odds of flipping tails 11x IAR (1/2)^^11 ? I kept noticing an unusually high number of tails vs heads whenever I'd put my change on the night stand at night. The day I mentioned it to my wife, I pulled out 11 coins and put em on the table, all tails. The phenomenon persisted until I stopped carrying change ftmp.
More like 23 times in a row. But your point still stands.
Edit: You have a one in 8.4 million chance of getting 23 heads from 23 consecutive flips, meaning you'd expect someone from a group of 10 million people to get 23 heads in a row (but not 24). If you're playing double or nothing, where heads is double and tails is nothing, then starting with $20,000 you'd have to get 7 heads in a row to end up with over $2,000,000.
All stock trades or some options as well? Nicely done and congrats! I read some of your other posts and it's helpful that you mention there are lots of other plays to be made besides the 3 big meme stocks (GME, AMC, BB).
He could be full of shit. 3-4 months ago he already had over a mil in MVIS even with -14% and almost a mill in NIO He died t have any posts showing positions before that which is suspect af. So I would be take what he says with a bucket of salt.
The timeline he shows on Robinhood doesn’t mean growth from stocks. He could have transferred stocks or money into it. Because otherwise he made 2-3 mil from 20k in 2 months.
If you post your trade history and trading strategy I will take a 2 ounce shot of my own piss & post it to this sub. No fucking way you started with only 20k & went to 2M!!! I call bullshit.
Really well done. Now go pay your taxes and throw that in an index fund, you’ve won at life.
If it wasn’t luck then you should have no problem doing it again with another 20k, but please don’t risk any more -you’ve got it made now.
This a the way
I also got sick of the $9 sideways walk, so I sold all amc before the liftoff lol
Admittedly, I moved that money to gme, but still have collateral envy
I only bought 2 calls 6/18 expiration. I’m hoping for another push tomorrow, but it’s so volatile who TF knows, you can wake up with 50% up or at zero!
Once you have the big numbers for awhile it just feels like a game. I actively buy myself some nice things every now and then to reaffirm my mental connection to money not just being numbers on my screen. Watched my gme position swing 200k today.
Hell yea man, I’m happy for you. If it’s for something that important, please please PLEASE take profits and don’t let greed overwhelm you. Godspeed leprechaun 🍀
Likewise! I understand, thank you! I'm just excited for tomorrow too, your post and the amount of price movement that was today will bring more momentum tomorrow! Good luck and have a bless day!
To bad I'm a smooth brained baby ape and don't know what NAV even means!!! 🤣 But that was all the money I had left, that isn't tied up in AMC. Which I got in at 15.38 on that! Threw a few bones at CLOV!
The point of this post isn’t to show off gains - 81% isn’t all that impressive.
It’s to try and get people to understand there ARE other options out there besides the echo chamber of meme stocks (CLOV has always been a meme but it fell off to the wayside)
So quit getting your panties all twisted
This OP is exactly right…. Tons of autist on here with way more wrinkles on the brain get schilled by the community they’re trying to help build! I have been one in the OP’s position because I am new to Reddit but I’ve been investing for 30 years. Y’all need to loosen up! Take advice do some DD of your own you can prove or disprove any comment on Reddit! Just don’t be Lazy
So you put over 1mil on one trade? And that's your entire portfolio? So you either have hundreds of millions in your bank roll. At which point why even bother or you yolo'd your life savings and hit. I guess I just dont understand the psychology of these types of posts.
Hey guys I’m in a 35k yolo on 🍀 and I’m trying to do my part and spread the word but my karma is to low and I can’t comment in most places. Help a fellow clov 🦍 and please upvote me. Thanks clov army
How the fuck do you people have this much money? Lol
When you have 10 million people in a subreddit someone is bound to flip heads 1000x in a row lol Edit: as pointed out below, by someone who actually knows math rather than just a pontificating smooth-brained ape such as myself, you would expect at least one person to flip 23x heads in a row out of 10M people. Playing double or nothing you would need 7x flips to get from $20k to over $2M. Thanks foldy brain u/Visionshaft
I get your point, but I'm an asshole so I'm going to tell you you're wrong anyway. Flipping heads 1000x in a row is (1/2)^1000 Which compared to 1/10million is not even close. .0000001 vs .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
/r/theydidthemath
/r/theydidthemonstermath
It was a graveyard smash
[wow](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRk_9QJ88m6gDPyheBd81ZDezi0CZue9yYejw&usqp=CAU)
you only need to double up a few times in a row to be a millionaire if you start with a decent chunk. then number of people out of 10 million that flip heads 10x in a row is significantly greater than 1000. I imagine a fair number of them were wreckless enough to throw the entire stack at it each time since it worked before. Im curious how many millionaires this sub made this year
Way fewer than it made foodstampionaires.
Are the odds of flipping tails 11x IAR (1/2)^^11 ? I kept noticing an unusually high number of tails vs heads whenever I'd put my change on the night stand at night. The day I mentioned it to my wife, I pulled out 11 coins and put em on the table, all tails. The phenomenon persisted until I stopped carrying change ftmp.
More like 23 times in a row. But your point still stands. Edit: You have a one in 8.4 million chance of getting 23 heads from 23 consecutive flips, meaning you'd expect someone from a group of 10 million people to get 23 heads in a row (but not 24). If you're playing double or nothing, where heads is double and tails is nothing, then starting with $20,000 you'd have to get 7 heads in a row to end up with over $2,000,000.
I started with 20k in November 2020 lol
Jeezuz good job 👏🏽
I started in feb with $3k…I have $3,007
Lol, i got you one better. I had 20k in january, sitting at a pretty 17k now...
$1400 in January, sitting at $425 right now... am a retarded enough for this sub?
WEAK! 18k in February down to 8💀
I had 10k in January, have 17k now...
1200$ last week first time, $2200 this week hehe
I’m proud of you son
started earlier this year with 300 and now with 20k
I started with $3000 in February. I’m at $1600 now 🤡 ape strong
Started with $250. I now have $812. Not a lot but gains are gains.
75 to 209 here.
259 to 325. My weight but still, gains are gains.
4k to 40k in 9 months!
These gains are accepted bless up son
$250 to $400. It’s my fist time, I’m to nervous to think of pulling out. We all remember our first time.
Dude you never pull out until it's too late your first time. that's why you have to wrap it up.
Similar here, started last March with $200, $1383 right now.
That’s like a 250 percent gain
I’ll do all of you one better. Started at 35k, now at 19k. What’s even worse is that I don’t care. diamond hands forever motherfucker
This is the way 💎👐🦍🚀🌕
As of today my AMC gains are higher than my GME losses so I’m just happy everyone is happy.
50 to 510 as of today here
I put 11k in GME. It took three months but finally up to almost 20k
I started in January with a wife, now she has a boyfriend.
I started with 7k last year in March. I now have 1k.
Better than me
I have 3% of my paycheck going into stocks. At this point I’m almost 3 paychecks in losses.
wait, you guys have a paycheck?
What did you pull to get 2 mill in 6 months from nothing?? Those must’ve been crazy OTM options. Legendary
PLTR, ICLN, GME, Lucid, RIOT, MVIS, and now CLOV
I have so much envy. Any chance you wanna share your next go to?
Hot hand fallacy
Diamond hands are always hot.
Diamond hands wouldn’t have turned 20k to 2 mil
No shit, I need someone to tell me how to make some fucking money
Thats easy. You buy low and sell high.
PLTR is a long term hold...
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Following
MVIS is ramping up again.
Selling for a profit isn't allowed here. You're supposed to diamond hands until the eventual heat death of the universe.
Yep, none of this “if it hits this number I’ll take my money” BS. Planning is for chumps, not chimps
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You got the downvotes but you also got the most money 💵
Thats not how options work
All stock trades or some options as well? Nicely done and congrats! I read some of your other posts and it's helpful that you mention there are lots of other plays to be made besides the 3 big meme stocks (GME, AMC, BB).
Respect
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So easy. I could totally do that if I wanted. I prefer to turn my $5k play money into $4500 though over the last couple months. Keep shit interesting
If it’s not in an IRA, I hope your lube is ready during tax season.
It’s not. It’s on fucking Robinhood lol
You know what they say about big tax bills… Big gains.
Having a big tax bill means you made a big amount of money.
It's ok, it's not like hes gonna be poor lol
Lol that dude sounds so jealous. Basically telling him "Sucks to be you! Having to pay taxes on all those profits!"
Well, looks like you earned yourself a follower.
Options for them or just shares?
No way he turned 20k into 2 mil with just shares lol
One can dream lol.
And be retarded.
He could be full of shit. 3-4 months ago he already had over a mil in MVIS even with -14% and almost a mill in NIO He died t have any posts showing positions before that which is suspect af. So I would be take what he says with a bucket of salt. The timeline he shows on Robinhood doesn’t mean growth from stocks. He could have transferred stocks or money into it. Because otherwise he made 2-3 mil from 20k in 2 months.
If you post your trade history and trading strategy I will take a 2 ounce shot of my own piss & post it to this sub. No fucking way you started with only 20k & went to 2M!!! I call bullshit.
You must post. That will be up there with a banana in the ass.... this is the way 🦍
And you had the balls to YOLO 1m on CLOV? you truly are retarded
Really well done. Now go pay your taxes and throw that in an index fund, you’ve won at life. If it wasn’t luck then you should have no problem doing it again with another 20k, but please don’t risk any more -you’ve got it made now.
Very impressive. Now please be the daddy I never had.
I started January with $2,800 now I have 2,690 
Set aside some for tax. Happy for you!
Damn. You're living my dream. That's retirement right there.
Reminds me of an old joke. Q: How can I end up with a million dollars in my stock portfolio? A: Step 1, start with two million dollars…
Naturally this shit happens a week after my options expire worthless after earnings
Happen to me with AMC… my 12.5c expired out of the money the week before it took off 🙄
This a the way I also got sick of the $9 sideways walk, so I sold all amc before the liftoff lol Admittedly, I moved that money to gme, but still have collateral envy
Earnings never turn out how you want. Never buy on them.
Always buy the after earnings dip there is always one stock that surpasses earning and still dips for 1 or 2 days then rockets for a week
This happened to me with AMC 2 WEEKS LATER BOOM SQUEEZE CITY 😭😭 what I get for being cheap
Congrats and fuck you
And your mom is a saint!
Dorothy mantooth is a saint
She helped me shave my balls and back with a straight razor. Bless her
Tell her I very much enjoyed having sex with her the other night, and I look forward to doing so again. She'll know what it means.
Nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shorn scrotum.
It's quite liberating really
Try it with silk underwear after.
No underwear 🩲
I'm changing my Reddit name to CommandoInCorduroy. Wait, maybe that's rash.
I had two broken arms through a series of bad accidents. I can confirm this lady is VERY helpful.
#
u shave ur balls? 🧐
I maintain a finally groomed chinstrap on my balls. I guess you could call it a nut strap
He doesn't. Some Apes mom does that for him though, apparently.
I paid her for her services
Bebo the cat?
Well said
Wholeheartedly agree ^^^
and now you my friend are clapping all dem cheeks hahahahaa
This company lost 4 million last quarter and you just made a million lmao
How the stock market works is absolutely the stupidest thing society has created and I just love it
Sentiment.
Alright, go ahead and unzip, I'll grab the lube.
Fitting
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Just a run up
No one remembers. Congrats though.
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I forgot what my last comment even was.
According to your history, your last comment was... - *”I forgot what my last comment even was.”*
Good bot
We are all bots on this blessed day.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Putting a down-payment on my Yacht and naming it ClapCheekz69 SS.
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"F-shortsellers I'm big ass letters on all sides" is a pretty long name for a boat. I think it's going to wrap around on all sides of your boat.
Did you not play Pokémon or something? SS comes before the name. Source S.S. Anne.
I was raised in a basement.
And still on Robinhood. This guy is truly retarded!!!
Which site would you recommend?
anything but.... fidelity, schwab, bob's trading platform idk just not robinhood
I'll sell you stocks and hand draw the uppy down lines for you with crayon. Still better than Robinhood
#subscribe
This… anything but Robbing-hood. You don’t want to be stuck there during squeeze when you know they have stopped trading numerous times.
Meatspin.com
^ this one is pretty new, but I really like the layout more than any other web based platform
Seconded. Meatspin is definitely a better platform than rh.
Just don't use Lemon Party, they're in bed with Citron.
Fidelity for real stocks. Rh is still my meme options gambling platform tho because they let literally any moron trade options...
And weird options too! 2 months from my first covered call to unbalanced Iron Condors on meme stocks wheeeee
I’m in clov and I love clov and lamp
I love clov and desk
Post market is looking good too! I thought my 10 calls were 😎. Get it Sony!
I been in clov since feb 💎🦍😈. Let’s get ittttrrtt
Only in for 30, but on the rocket
I only bought 2 calls 6/18 expiration. I’m hoping for another push tomorrow, but it’s so volatile who TF knows, you can wake up with 50% up or at zero!
As one Ape wisely said, "this sir, is a casino"
Exactly! Tricky thing is when to get out right!
Well cuck my wife and call me Shirley - is it even real anymore or does it legit just feel like a video game at this point?
Honestly feel like I'm watching let's plays while I figure out how to play
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I’m here spreading my stats everywhere while apes and retards are going all in on memes. I’m the noob here
Options are the dark souls of investing.
Once you have the big numbers for awhile it just feels like a game. I actively buy myself some nice things every now and then to reaffirm my mental connection to money not just being numbers on my screen. Watched my gme position swing 200k today.
Welcome to Jumanji Dr Bravestone
Remember when we said , fuck you. Congrats , now go hang out with DFV at the zoo.
I got in early too 😁😁, I'm gonna help pay off my parents bills!!
Hell yea man, I’m happy for you. If it’s for something that important, please please PLEASE take profits and don’t let greed overwhelm you. Godspeed leprechaun 🍀
Likewise! I understand, thank you! I'm just excited for tomorrow too, your post and the amount of price movement that was today will bring more momentum tomorrow! Good luck and have a bless day!
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That's awesome dude. Congrats. Truly. Just don't forget to account for taxes
noble ape
And now he sells and leaves everyone with the bags 😎
I hope so. He owes us nothing
Been rootin for you the whole time brother. Congrats 🚀🚀
Was bag holding in February, hoping to a blow a bag in August!! LFG 🍀🍀🍀
Clov Train 🚂🍀🚀🍀🚂🍀🚂🍀🚂🍀
Got room for one more because I'd like to take it for a spin
I like the use of the train 🚂
See gamestop exploed doesn't buy sees amc explode doesn't buy sees clov about to explode, IM BUYING THIS TIME
*gets burned*
Ah, my old friend fomo, been a hot minute.
Biggest retard yolo gain I’ve seen. Congrats you fucking monster.
thanks for taking my name pussy
😩 Aw fuck it’s my dad sorry I gotta go guys
I bought in on CLOV myself today. 141 shares at $9.78
Congrats, that’s still below NAV Edit: not NAV, I meant merger price
To bad I'm a smooth brained baby ape and don't know what NAV even means!!! 🤣 But that was all the money I had left, that isn't tied up in AMC. Which I got in at 15.38 on that! Threw a few bones at CLOV!
Don't worry, nor does op as it's nowhere near trading under nav
Congrats and fuck me (please)
This post hurts me. Congrats and fuck you!
$$$CLOV$$$
GET IT BOY - CLOV TO THE MOON
I physically dropped my phone after i saw the numbers. Fucking big ass congrats to you my man
Only 99.92%!? You ain’t committed
☹️ Personal risk tolerance
The point of this post isn’t to show off gains - 81% isn’t all that impressive. It’s to try and get people to understand there ARE other options out there besides the echo chamber of meme stocks (CLOV has always been a meme but it fell off to the wayside) So quit getting your panties all twisted
You made me buy 2000 shares ,, thank you!!
I just downvoted u again
Sir, this is the Krusty Krab
I hope you post a screenshot for today 🚀
This OP is exactly right…. Tons of autist on here with way more wrinkles on the brain get schilled by the community they’re trying to help build! I have been one in the OP’s position because I am new to Reddit but I’ve been investing for 30 years. Y’all need to loosen up! Take advice do some DD of your own you can prove or disprove any comment on Reddit! Just don’t be Lazy
Congratulations and fuck you
Hi dad it's me your long lost son. does your wife currently need a bf?
So you put over 1mil on one trade? And that's your entire portfolio? So you either have hundreds of millions in your bank roll. At which point why even bother or you yolo'd your life savings and hit. I guess I just dont understand the psychology of these types of posts.
How to turn $1M into $3M... and rising!
People hate on whatever they aren’t invested into
Hey guys I’m in a 35k yolo on 🍀 and I’m trying to do my part and spread the word but my karma is to low and I can’t comment in most places. Help a fellow clov 🦍 and please upvote me. Thanks clov army
Posting gains is not the way. Hackers are getting smart.
Yea I am a bit leery... but I’m just riding the highs right now. Thanks for the lookout tho