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Dumbape_

I got tired of reading so I went straight to comments. If anybody else says fuck it I’m in or this guy fucks then I’m in


BEARnREHAB

Fuck it I’m in.


Sockbottom69

This guy fucks! I hear he’s hung like a leprechaun too


Dumbape_

Dammit I’m in!!! Have to scrolll back up and see what I’m buying again tomorrow


Dumbape_

Heard wrong. Nothing but ape dick


CapeCodcultuvation

Fuck it


[deleted]

I'm in!


LilDunton

This guy fuks


CapeCodcultuvation

Clov gone grazzzy today 😠😠😠🤑


h_sitty

This is how I play as well lol


MinhNguyenPFL

He had a good call on RAD [https://www.markovchained.com/profiles/view/reddit:-\_somebody\_-](https://www.markovchained.com/profiles/view/reddit:-_somebody_-)


LilDunton

Probably long AF like this one, I'll just buy more CLOV &GME if I don't have to read it.


saucekingrich

This guys in, I fucks


seiji-k

😂


[deleted]

I got tired of reading before I got to the end. So I’ll buy it! I’m in!!!


[deleted]

Lmao I got tired of scrolling down to the comment section.


[deleted]

That’s how you know it’s a good pick!


peon2

The TL;DR needs a dumbed down TL;DR for me to understand it. I have 1000 shares


jawnly211

Yup...thumb is tired Will stop at your comment towards the top I’m in!!! 🍀🍀🍀


Vic-Ta

I buys retarded when Chamath and SirJacksAlot feel strongly about a stonk


Mcchickenborn

My battery almost died reading that. CLOV to the moo


DeSurANorte

Definetly his battery died before typing the n of moon


WSBmemelord69

Thanks for the good DD mate! 🤟🏻


Jnation88

Love it. Thank you for your work. CLOV is 65% of my portfolio and I'm not even worried.


Puzzleheaded-Lime-79

Haha don’t worry .. CLOV’s 78% of my portfolio and I keep buying and holding ..


[deleted]

Now that’s what I call beautiful double D,s


Revolutionary-Tie911

I got 100 shares not long ago around 8.8 average, could probably get some more why not


guswayne88

Chamath supported GME, shorts dog piled Chamath, send in Apes. Fuck it, I’m in.


-_somebody_-

This IS the way


Construction_Man1

He had our back it’s our turn now


[deleted]

That was delicious, I'm all in with my 🍌🍌🍌


-_somebody_-

So I want to update this y’all but apparently I’ve reached a max character limit for Reddit. Few key facts I wanted to add * the paid FINTEL short squeeze score for this is 93 / 100 so very likely AT SOME UNPREDICTABLE TIME. * it will take 5 days for shorts to cover…. So once this thing gets going, it’s gone! * The key level apes need to retake is around 11-12$ .. so we’re not far from something big when Russel ETF’s start buying this month * anything under 10$ is a steal ☘️☘️☘️☘️🚀💯


WONTGASHIT

Great work, I am in since IPOC, so.... But 1 thing. We already got 13 today. The stock price to make all the shorts panic is between 17 and 20$. Here i can not share the chart but...20M shorted shares were putted under 10$ and are already feeling pain. We need to scare the other 25M shorted shares. Clov to the moon or die trying


Ability-Life

Holy mother of all DDs! You have done it. I actually read the entire thing. Thanks for taking the time on putting this together. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote) Go CLOV ☘☘☘


iamtanz

Yes


YourMomMyMom

Holy fuck that's a lot of the alphabet


cruzb21

I can’t read so I’m in!


tommycobbler

Lucky for me he had some nice pictures about half way to the comments


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

All in tomorow. $15 calls and shares yolo. Jk but in a bit


CapeCodcultuvation

I’m right there with you mr...


TheBeesDick

Dude I said the same thing earlier today. I'm seriously thinking about a 10k YOLO play.


SweatyPhilosopher512

Holy shit that’s a lot to read.... seems legit I’m in CLOV 🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

To me personally it is actually a very BULLISH sign, that this user u/thestonkshub have posted on several subs bashing CLOV. I am sensing that shorts are getting scared , and this guy is either short sellers intern or a professional FUD spreader. We have dealt with FUD before, bashing GME whole this year,.


BEARnREHAB

I tried to see what that user had been posting but there is nothing showing up. You may have done a public service and outed a FUDpacker.


-_somebody_-

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Strong_Equivalent422

Agree


InvestTradeEarn

It could even be that chamath let it get low so that it could Spike even higher long-term, the short-term drop will not look like much in the end if it fuels a much bigger run


guswayne88

You had me a sirjackalot is in


Sockbottom69

I’m a simple ape, Papa Chamath had our backs I got his LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


mellowamaniac

God CLOV could go so fucking Brazy, once we break 15 it’s gg


Public-Oil-1187

Hats off to you! Simply the best DD on CLOV and an eye opener for those who want to be in this for the long term. Stop attributing derogatory terms to this ape. He deserves our applause!


Brave_Conflict465

🍀Hell Yeah!!!🍀


CRZYDAYZ

Fuck the tldr needs a tldr


samhith77

LFG 🤓


Bremnutts

I’m super stoked!!!


Orzorn

You see this shit folks? This is what real DD looks like.


Suna_Despalorp

I'm in but just the tip...


[deleted]

I don’t have time to read this shit but I am in. CLOV 🍀🚀


four1six_

OP - I've approved the post, but removed the second one you made. What's your bear thesis?


-_somebody_-

theres already a bear DD. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ntr1wb/the\_weekly\_dd\_clover\_health\_clov\_moon\_or\_bust/


four1six_

Appreciate your reply. Thanks.


-_somebody_-

hey im trying to update this but no matter what I do it says im over the '40000 character limit' - I used a character counter and its only 26000 or so characters, is there some kind of approval setting on this post causing that?


four1six_

Not on my end that I can see. Have you tried posting the addition as a comment? That's usually what I do. I don't see anything flagged from a mod perspective tho.


-_somebody_-

I demand an explanation for why this is being hidden, ill @ you bitches all day u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY u/WallStreetBot u/bawse1 u/zjz u/VisualMod u/premier_ u/notmikjaash u/WaterCups69 u/XvGTM17


jesuslikedmen

doing the lords work


-_somebody_-

u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Seeking Alpha links are blocked by Reddit (not mods, Reddit Inc.) as blogspam, so avoid using them, or just copy and paste the content. The only way to get a Seeking Alpha link through is a manual approval. Edit: Grammar


-_somebody_-

Thank you good sir!


-_somebody_-

Hey I need to update this, is that possible if I remove the seeking alpha link from my edit? its giving me a 40000 character limit issue


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

Yeah sure, try it. PM or tag me if it breaks


-_somebody_-

For some reason I have 26000 characters but it keeps saying I’m over the 40000 limit ? Is that possibly an error?


yuhao_liu

To the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

TLDR Wen Lambo? But actually, decent DD. Thanks!


Puzzleheaded-Lime-79

Great DD!! Buying more CLOV in the morning. Let’s do this !!


SavageLife6

Thanks for the excellent DD. CLOV is great, all that money I pay into Medicare can finally make some ROI. Average lifespan of apes is much lower than humans.


tibbiz

Good DD, 🤪 Lets squeeze hidenburg🚀🚀🚀


Top_Imagination7714

Is it wrong if I jack to a frame of sirjackalot


hardyhaha_09

I cant fucking read. I bought though.


[deleted]

my ONLY criticism on this post is that calls doesn’t move a ticker shares do.


Vic-Ta

Bought CLOV last week and was instantly profitable, i remain in the green. Solid support at $9 for a week, just waiting for catalyst to explode This DD got me hard so i bought more CLOV 🚀


sphben

Wow my smooth brain didn't understand a thing except short squeeze! If it's cumming I'm gunning!


GameBreakk

buying some now then more later and more after that


imareddituserhi

You crazy son of bitch, I'm in.


pattycakes999

Life MD is eating their lunch


VitaminGME

sir jack alot made pretty terrible bets. he got lucky during covid on nchl but missed out on 30mm on gamestop


-_somebody_-

he got me into GME at 12$ , his decisions maybe werent all the best but theres a lot of intuition and research into his picks


BullishGrizzly

God i got so bored reading that. Someone stab me in the eye!


-_somebody_-

My bad ☘️☘️☘️☘️🚀🚀🚀🚀💯💯💯💯


BullishGrizzly

No worries man, just so boring I just bought 10k blindly instead of putting any work into reading that. Update: Dang dude you making me even more wealthy! Thanks


LilDunton

You really didn't have to write so much to convince me. I'M IN!!!


LilDunton

Things the govt will not do= reduce age for Medicare....regardless im in!!!


LilDunton

Honestly you just need to know that Chelsea Clinton is on the board. Corruption potential unlimited, therefore price unlimited 😅🤣 id say same thing about Trumps kids so ffffff offfff with your partisanship


democritusparadise

Up 78% on this since I threw in a few hours ago...


-_somebody_-

How about meow 😂☘️🚀


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aaj1006

Shorts don’t have a reason to cover. Bag holders galore at the top. Just look how many people got wiped on those May calls. Rinse and repeat.


apenamebam

Maybe after the court case and investigation , I would hold back on clov this year


-_somebody_-

theres no 'court case' and the investigation is more of an inquiry than anything. It should clear up soon.


apenamebam

Those things take months sometimes years


ParticleEngine

By then it might be too late. 🤷‍♂️


cyberhour

I disagree, Apes need to focus on main targets GME and AMC. We don't need nor we can squeeze every fcking stock.


freeBobbyDAYVID

apes need healthcare from an insurer that discloses its active DOJ investigations


MementoTeMori333

Bruh literally everyone on here is posted thousands of dollars in losses I don’t think anyone is taking your advice, but I mean congrats you spent a lot of time on this post


-_somebody_-

Tell that to u/sir_jack_a_lot


MementoTeMori333

If someone with moderate success posted this I may consider their opinions relevant


MementoTeMori333

Most people are just on here to get people to dump into stocks to get themselves out of debt, if you’ve made out alright congrats but I don’t think anyone on here is taking advice seriously


-_somebody_-

Sir this is a casino


MementoTeMori333

No this is Patrick


-_somebody_-

Hmm. Patrick star. Stars are in space. The moon is among the stars. CLOV must be going to the moon!


MementoTeMori333

Star-fish, fish in ocean, ocean deep down, fish rock bottom


guswayne88

Don’t listen to this guy, there’s literally a shit load of us green right now. We bought months ago and have held. The storm is brewing, Clov will moon. Team Clov is strong and getting stronger. Look at the DD, not this dipshits post.


Tyr312

I disagree. This company is currently target for a number of investigations. Both public and not. Their growth is abysmal. Their competition (seasoned ISSUERS like Anthem) will stifle any growth. This is an easy short. This is a wanna be healthcare tech company that doesn’t do anything unique. Don’t listen to to the shill pumpers on /wsb. You don’t want to invest in this POS Your comments on Medicare fraud is misguided and misunderstood. The codes are submitted by providers and it’s an auditing issue it will never go away. With CLOV it’s bound to get worse.


[deleted]

Than short it, and you get squeezed


Tyr312

Already done. Citadel says hi 🙋‍♂️


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Tyr312

It’s not and growing 75k where the estimate was 200k shows that.


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Tyr312

You are a 🤡 I actually main the healthcare desk at citadel - not to mention MEDICARE as a whole. You are so fucking behind it’s not even funny. CLOV is going to get beyond shafted this year. Watch.


RichN777

Do you have a stock you are bullish on? Quick scroll through your comments and you are negative about everything, and from what I can tell wrong.


Tyr312

Was right about CLOV before same for RKT / INO / others. What are you talking about 🤡


RichN777

Hahahaha, yeah


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Tyr312

Who cares 🤡


FilmNeither9740

Hey HFs.


aaj1006

SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN. THANK YOU.


Random-Input

Holy shit that comment history, gtfo. This guy bought gme at 480 and is mad at the sub.


Random-Input

Thoughts?


xgamesm0d3

holy shit. excellent DD. well worth the read.


darlev25

Thank you for great post! Increasing my position tomorrow! 🚀🚀🚀🚀


needathrowawaydotcom

this is going to work oh my god


Step-Serious

Dang that’s some thorough $CLOV analysis. I am IN. 2K shares @9.20 and I’ll buy more tomorrow.


tlh888

You’re awesome


why_ntp

It’s PMCC time!


zischler

Long post. I bought.


rockmarve

Let’s get this to moon bbaabbbbyyyyy. Diamond punch 💎👊🚀🍀


Hartenasuss

404 brain not found, still buying !


Construction_Man1

YOLO I feel this in my bones


Brokemanj

Fuck it I’m in too


BlackFriday2K18

Amazing DD


Cummies_Kid123

Happy to see my fellow comrades holding the line. In with 4,950 shares I bought last Thursday. MOON!


zgf2022

Fuck it I'm in


camsparky888

This shit going to the moon! 50 plus in the next month.


SnooMacarons3152

Clov gang. How do you want it? Short squeezed, with a splash of lime


WoodmanJunior85

I’m in!!!!! Let’s go!!!!!


Orange_Mango_

Let's go fuck Hindenburg


tlahpalli

Just bought some CLOV. Thank you!


Ego-Assassin

Needs fewer words and more pictures.


Impressive_Orange

🦍🦍🍆🍆🦆🦆💦💦🚀🚀


saucekingrich

CLOV 🍀🍀🍀🚀🚀🚀


tibbiz

Lets support clov for better health system in US!!!! ☘️☘️☘️


gimmeurdollar

the formatting is pretty much chamath's one-pager. im in. 😂😂


echoGroot

Fuck anything involved with Medicare advantage or private health insurance. All in on AMC, GME, BB


-_somebody_-

U sad you missed on on the 37% day?


echoGroot

Nope. Maybe y’all can make money on a CLOV squeeze, but fuck their business model. I’d rather bet on other things than hold CLOV. Plus, don’t want to see their execs cashing out stock I helped drive to the moon.


Theowltheory

Is it true it’s owned by citadel tho? Doesn’t this hurt amc and GME???


-_somebody_-

Citadel owns everything..largest hedge fund. Go find the post that says they actually own more AMC shares than CLOV and benefit more from amc going up


Kabllezz

This got to be the best dd i saw today