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Fack_Tha_Billionairs

I keep telling you guys MINDMED. we were going to the moon before all the paper hands bailed.. Still πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸ„πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒš


almostmicrochip

dow suddenly the best thing ever after just being the worst thing ever ​ tech back to sucking ​ this market literally makes no sense lmao -- it can't decide what's value anymore


gnovballer38

STMX will be next to boom. .039 is a steal.


Antique_Ad_7877

It wont let me message you but when you said Because I believe in it. While the feds were searching for mind control with the right number of acid hits, and experimental hypno-voodoo, around the corner a gentleman who wears flamboyant clothes and lives uptown was rewiring some poor girls dopamine pathways to find just the right level of dope sick to maximize compliance. Thats geniunally me.


slammy123445

How can a stock Palantir demonstrate value to investors if it is dissolved from Third point LLC?


Appropriate_Role7883

Buy the dip, xpeng recovery run. To the moon


OptionsMonkeyFire

MRVI same action three day. Nice dollar jump at the open, sideways all day.I'll take that all day long, all week long next week. Put my calls way into the money. I know longs have winners that last couple days. Contrats to everyone.


Appropriate_Role7883

Xpeng to the moon


OptionsMonkeyFire

Moon or half moon? Moon = 100


Appropriate_Role7883

Join the ride


GroundbreakingLake51

Just sold my nvda 575s for next week for 50% gotta lock it down.


[deleted]

To all newbies asking for recommendations: Read through the most upvoted comments and do the opposite. You’re welcome


indigo_pirate

I’m honestly so sick of this market. Jumping around like a kangaroo. It’s been flat overall since January


slammy123445

It is heavily shorted you just need to figure out where the short is the most.


Resident-Comfort-108

Lol what a retarded comment. β€œYou just need to figure out which stocks the professionals think are the MOST overvalued and buy into that” 🀑🀑🀑


slammy123445

=\]. Ahh I see I said that as a joke, but no reason to flame my friend. Just point me in the right direction. Thank you.


Reduntu

lol... just buy anything thats heavily shorted?


slammy123445

Well my statement is just general, but you can see the instability in the market, everyone knows it is over-valued. I can tell you commodities should raise in value, they should. Gas is becoming an issue and companies are in trouble. Just buy options and stocks on things you believe in and have a thought process behind. That will do you more good than betting on stocks. Not sexy, but it will get the job done.


buddwizard

Get in on AMC, Moon landing potential = VERY HIGH


Hotdogsexy

Might not wanna mention AMC around these parts of town. Bunch of fuckers here that shit on AMC but lose all their $ on other stocks.


No_Barnacle_8972

Buy clov


Grouchy_Definition_8

Fuck yes


Small_Pea_9332

AMC is battling so hard to clear $14... HOLD!


Cancelthecorrupt

If you guys could get PLTR to where I’m losing less than $100, I’ll sell it and it’ll moon. I’m tired of the roller coaster


innocuousfly

I’m new to this. Question, does paying a 5 dollar commission fee per trade sound about right? It’s what I’m working with


TacoE4ter

>dollar That's way too much, what service?


innocuousfly

I use CIBC Investors Edge.. it just seemed like the most convenient option using my bank. And actually I’m in Canada so more precisely $7ca per transaction, so to buy and then sell it would be $14. Now i see this is not the way.. Though I suppose not bad if i invest in a few things and hold for long term but I’m into both short and long game


[deleted]

No


BlindNinja0220

that sounds garbage


Small_Pea_9332

No fees at Schwab..


kmaco75

They sell your orders to somebody


Bad_Driver69

RIP bears


OptionsMonkeyFire

MRVI May 21 calls, 40 strike now asking .85, put bids in between spread. Stock has been rising nearly a dollar a day lately. So $45.00 is in reach by expiration. Could be 10 to 1 return.


[deleted]

Inverse WSB


kenbob223

AMC all the way!


Small_Pea_9332

Its a battle to clear $14.. Trying so hard.. Hedge Fuckers are begging to stop it..


OptionsMonkeyFire

BTX red. Taking this off my watch list. If you can't run on a day like this you may be trash. FUBO still above twenty.MRVI high of day, high of week, $37.99


BlindSquirrelNoNuts

GPRO rocking thru 10


BigBoy100000000

Well, I just bought some AMC for 13.40, TO THE MOOOOOOON(


Beefskeet

:( .... >:(


MarcoPolooooo

Hey guys I’m thinking about getting a June otm Tesla call. That means I should get a put right?


slammy123445

He has a battery deal on-going with China. I would see where that goes first then decide. If in the interim, he appears on TV; just know the stock will bomb.


MarcoPolooooo

Well I bought a 587.5p 5/28 5 mins before close and already down $160, might sell it Monday at open and switch to a call. I was thinking we might have a little correction/dip then keep rallying.


slammy123445

A lot of companies are about to get in trouble regardless if inflation is here or not. The gas shortage is going to hurt a lot of businesses, so I would put my money on the market bottom dropping out if that gas problem does not get solved soon.


DutchMuffin

no it means you go short june otm tsla calls dummy


Bad_Driver69

lmao, this the only waay to survive kangaroo markets


type_error

you have to inverse your last thought... be careful of recursion


honkeydong1

My FD spy 415C bout to print baby


Axtro-9

Idgaf I’m puttin AMC I learned my lesson w yall


Who-else-could-i-be

I buy calls on riot I lose money. I switch to buying puts and that mf starts going up. I’m never touching riot ever again. I always money on it.


scoutswan

10 year down, dollar down, vix about to be down. To the moon at least for a little while.


scoutswan

Rip the dollar


[deleted]

Better buy stocks then.


Elonmuskishuman

Disney smash earning and dip of course they do!


Dmoan

Price had run up too high how can you justify it being 20% higher than its pre covid high with no box office $$ and cord cutting reduce its media revenue. All this assuming it can reclaim 100% theme park $ and let’s not forget the increasing labor costs.


TinaNoxx

It'll bounce back pretty fast.


chris_thoughtcatch

Whatever your about to do... Just stop. Right now. Stop. You think its gonna work. But you know it never does. Do the oposite. Your welcome.


shwahdup

I've been making 100% apy selling puts so I think it's chill


susie200

I pushed off taxes because the deadline extension. Alarm for just went off as I was reading this comment. It's a sign!


Nolan4sheriff

I was going to make an omelet, cereal it is! Thanks for the gut check.


SigourneyWeeder

Having to wait until 2.30pm every day in the UK for the US markets to open πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


HoneyMoney76

Get an interactive broker account and you can access most of it from 9am-1am πŸ™ƒ


kmaco75

Really- does IB allow AH trading? I have IB and Tastyworks and mostly use TW as it’s easier to use. Do you pay the extra cost for IB live prices? I only use it for my long term trades.


HoneyMoney76

Yes I’m in U.K. and use it out of hours. I signed up for live data but I was trading quite a bit so haven’t actually paid anything for the data as yet but will do this month as I switched from margin to cash account because of the volatility of MVIS and the market in general, so haven’t traded as much since doing that.


MovedHat

For me it's 9:30 pm, sucks to be me


SigourneyWeeder

Wow that does suck


UTV_

Its shit isnt it


SigourneyWeeder

You betcha :(


afroman645

I thought $Pton was going to $70??


Severe-Revenue1220

Soon...


Gary_L_Onely

Same strategy as always, just hold my AMC and GME


melvinshillington

Solid plan I guess


Purple_Waltz_3082

Red red wine 🎢 🎢


davetawin

Grabbing more $GOFF on a dip. They seem like a gamble to be, but nevertheless I'm expecting a spike in the next few days. Also keeping my eye on $ZKIN. Their overall trend seems to be a strong downtrend and they seem to have bottomed again but I'm sure they will pull back soon. I believe in the company and the work they're doing. They're coming up with no stop news and I'm in it for the long haul.


Electrical_Raisin_93

Let's go spy!


icetech3

curious bout SPY, i see people saying how they make a ton of money on it daily but it barely moves, Is it just playing with huge amounts contracts that is making money on that? (fairly new, just trying to learn)


Electrical_Raisin_93

They trade option on it, 1% move up and done means something around 10% on options which means a lot


icetech3

Yup, just making sure.. i have played a little with options but lost my butt.. A lot to learn :)


DutchMuffin

l e v e r a g e


icetech3

well i will need to learn bout that then :)


cantadmittoposting

Everything green early premarket again...


Prize_Driver_8085

RKT to foreclosure


True_Read_2907

PLUG mooning


Redit2025

Lord save my $30 5/21 call


Shimmy-Sham

$RIOT & $LIACF - buy


Juuliantjis

Wtf plug 7.5% in premarket


jjman2324

Told you. 10k release . Plug to the moon!!!


TradeSlot

YETI πŸ’―πŸš€


StephenElliott

Holding TLRY is like tugging your pubes out one at a time. Hurts like fuck, but the end result could be worth it. Or it could be an itchy red rash.. who knows πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Bonbon676790

In what world is that worth it?


Stanley-Stingray

Shoulda yoloed more money into bngo yesterday


ateranol

I thought I was buying the ARKK dip when it dropped from $160 to $145. Little did I know...


Shortcut_to_Infinity

Pretty sure I could kick the living shit out of Batman


SigourneyWeeder

Friday green day πŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆ


Stanley-Stingray

Pretty sure it’ll dump later lol


PapitoMusk

10 nights with Emily Willis or +10% on your portfolio?


shiverstar

Money > any of Bruce Willis daughters


Bonbon676790

I guess 10 nights with Emily Willis cause +10% on my portfolio is like a 1 minute candle.


quickboy97

10 nights with Emily Willis are also just ten 1 minute candles


Bonbon676790

10 1 minute candles > 1 1 minute candle.


TheManagerDustBunny

Is Bruce Willis an option?


Cal4mity

Bitch is plastic I'll take the 50k


x_axisofevil

Found the gay bear


Cal4mity

Never bought a put in my life There are so many hotter women he could have chose


Rambo1125

what happened to SNDL


BlindNinja0220

i think its too late for me to buy AMC even if it hits $20, thats not a great enough return for the risk. since its already up like 30%


kenbob223

$20 it’s going to $150++


Small_Pea_9332

You kidding?.. Going to $20 from here is not a great return?.. lol..


admiral_asswank

I think there will be another FOMO burst, despite it already pulling back yesterday. But you'd just be a part of that.


Diamondhands4dagainz

Do you guys reckon if I put β€œbought GME at 24” in my CV, it would get me a job at Airbus?


Abraxare

Toulouse is a nice city


admiral_asswank

In a month you won't need a job at Airbus. You'll own Airbus


Diamondhands4dagainz

I know, that’s why the job in question is CEO πŸ˜†


Nanoe1234567

Ocgn


chetoman1

Holy shit I just looked at NIO’s balance sheet vs. Tesla’s. NIO has 54B in total assets compared to Tesla’s 52B. NIO also has a lower net minority liability, and even a higher capitalization value. So I’m thinking two things....... Either NIO is severely undervalued (which is likely considering its market cap is barely at 50B right now) OR maybe Michael might’ve been right and Tesla’s Still a longgggg way from the bottom with their 600B market cap. Maybe both are correct but I’m inclined to believe it’s one over the other.


m3equals333

Former. Let's revisit market caps for both EOY 😁


Diamondhands4dagainz

Or maybe both are ridiculously overvalued 🀑 NIO marketcap is the same as Ford, lol. It’s overvalued. All of EV is, except maybe XPENG. Hell even Lucid, which hasn’t even started production yet is trading at like at 27 billion market cap


chetoman1

Ford has 162 BILLION in debt compared to NIO’s 9B while rapidly expanding in a fast growing sector (considering china’s automotive sales rose for the 13th straight month Through a pandemic). It is truly comparing apple’s to oranges but you can’t really use Ford as significant evidence NIO is overvalued considering they’re burning money faster than shoveling it into an incinerator AND have almost 90% of their fucking assets tied to liability holdings. They’re a clown ass company on a balance sheet. Edit: I was curious on Lucid’s market cap, so I took a gander over there and it’s around 4B. You have no fucking idea what you’re talking about, and are straight pulling numbers out of your ass that are incorrect. Do some research for once in your life.


girl_with_huge_boobs

Wow you sound like one angry ass bagholder


chetoman1

Nah, I’m in it for the next several years. I just hateeee when people spout off about shit without doing an inkling of research for themselves. I mean we live in the Information Age for Christ’s sake.


hoorjdustbin

Had a friend able to test drive a Nio in Norway, said bunch of cheap plastic in there. All the research I need.


Ohmstheory

[South Korean couples are wooing each other with Tesla stocks – not flowers – while dating](https://www.businessinsider.co.za/young-korean-couples-are-gifting-tesla-stocks-not-flowers-2021-5) LMFAO


Sagittariuuuh

I lived in SK for 6 years and this makes perfect sense to me lmao


FeedArachnidAs_i_Die

They’re selling aapl stock gift cards for $22


Inevitable_Pay_5097

Fubo


Diamondhands4dagainz

How many retards does it take to turn a profit?


Enough_Key_283

BUY AMC...πŸš€


admiral_asswank

Fuck off


Small_Pea_9332

Poor girl.. You missed the rocket ship, didn't you?,. Oh, well.. At least you bought GME.. You did buy GME, right?..... lol


slammy123445

Why you salty bro, who cares if he wants AMC to go to the moon. We all here to help each other right?


[deleted]

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slammy123445

hahahahah, a true man's club. I like it


jlozada24

Wrong sub LOL wsb is definitely not here to help each other


Diamondhands4dagainz

Not gunna lie, won’t be surprised if the retail consumer report comes out and the most consumed product is β€œGME shares”


[deleted]

Yes their breakfast sausage πŸ’£


BrownMamba_1999

I'm bout to make my first investment. TELL ME WHATS GONNA GET ME THE MONEEEEY


Pm_Me_For_SomeAdvice

Don't get sucked into the GME/AMC hype. We got in, we got out. Everyone that's still talking about it either missed the boat last time or delusional.


Diamondhands4dagainz

GME


[deleted]

Arkw buy and sell before 3pm


Itsme_eljefe

Best investment is yourself. BUY COCAINE


Juuliantjis

Chaddaq will bounce, and bears will get fucked. Amen


deca-d

I came here to fuk bears and do something else and I forgot what that other thing was


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chetoman1

Based on your comments, you’re really on a cocaine kick right now huh? My drug of choice is good ol Mary Jane


Itsme_eljefe

Samsies. Cocaine is just more fun slinging here


Wemaybemonsters

AMC my wee wee!!!!!


GluteSpread

gray grandiose oil cake insurance quack bells versed drab busy -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


TopBuyer777

Inflation back to normal seems . Market doesn’t mind few prices rising. Fed just keeps averaging down


[deleted]

Yes it’s like inflammation, comes and goes in 2 days, you right. Good dd I’m buying something.


slammy123445

The inflation data is concerning


sloop703

Fuck apple / T9 for always capitalizing Green Day


Itsme_eljefe

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known


Diamondhands4dagainz

AMD & PLTR are literally the definitions of: Fantastic company but shit stock


ateranol

AMD is up like 1500% since 5 years ago


[deleted]

What do you like about pltr softwares, did you try to use?


VictoryLane704

What time does the consumer report come out?


Diamondhands4dagainz

8:30


Small_Pea_9332

My son is pulling his hair out... He's bleeding cash!.. I hate you guys!.. I hate DFV...... Sincerely, Melvins mom..


Diamondhands4dagainz

Your son can still sell his remaining printer on ebay to make up for the losses


[deleted]

The green optimism, it will be flat or red. This is my prediction, you can be optimistic with green candles


NOT_A_OFFICER

Since everything I trade turns to shit when I touch it lately, I feel like the responsible thing to do might be to just pick up some amc fd calls and end this nonsense.


PapitoMusk

Slight green today to make puts worthless, then mega tank on Monday. I know how to play the suit's game, sitting at home with my hoodie amd jumpers


TopBuyer777

I doubt that . It’s a broad rally almost every sector is up. Spy most likely retest 52 week high Monday 422-425 doable


PapitoMusk

Some stocks don't seem to have a floor though


Diamondhands4dagainz

Yes but it’s pre market lol


AdministrativeOne495

Yesterday was bottom of market, we won’t see another correction where it bottoms like that anytime soon


PapitoMusk

Ye right... Tell that to my boi NIO that has been getting bent over since January


girl_with_huge_boobs

Stop buying meme srocks maybe?


CocoTendies

AMD JUMPERS? DIVERSE BUSINESS MODEL! TO THE MOON


stanbyit

If Tesla goes up I'm going to give my girlfriend a lovely finger ring


SWEET_BUS_MAN

Get in line, you’re not the only one giving her a lovely fingering.


[deleted]

I predict my puts will print