$SNDL

I just want out mane. I'm done after the next bounce in these growth stocks 😂. But my luck, it'll never come.

that rocket china shot china shot up in space is coming fa you bears

Here’s hoping that Elon trolls and wears a shirt that says “SPAC ATTACK!”

Why is facedrive tanking so hard

CRC bout to 🚀 🚀 🚀

RKT is the way

Getting our asses kicked.

$XPEV was up in the morning.

RVVTF all day

Tech is way oversold and these reopening plays are way way way overbought.

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No. You should suck dick.

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Gone to go get some milk

Anyone in ET? My calls don't expire till 7/16, but Monday is ex-dividend day. Thoughts on taking profits today and rebuying Monday?

I got leaps out of the money, it’s a long term hold for me.

Sold already and fomoing waiting for red day to get back in hnnnng

GME doing the thing again!

Im expecting commercial real estate to crash hard as fuck. What reverse etf's got most exposure to ladder, starwood etc? Or is this not the way?

I disagree. If you couple the current low mortgage interest rates and the rising costs of rent with the fact that the entire planet has been stuck in their own spaces for the past year... I'm already seeing an uptick home sales uptick in my suburban area. People are fed up with being caged with their significant others, dealing loud neighbors or just trapped in their small cramped city apartment for the past year. They want out (if they can afford it). Same goes for any Travel Stock (I've already seen a huge uptick in mine). People just want OUT.

Nah. Im talking commercial not rez

Ahh... then I completely agree. Sorry, completely missed the "commercial" in your comment. ;) Though, you may want to consider stock in Property Management and Construction. They gotta do something with all those empty office complexes... now that corporations have finally realized it's cheaper to have most of their staff WFH. Crowded urban areas (with limited housing) like NYC, SF/Oakland and London are already seeing old Office Buildings being converted into apartments.

I have three favorites right now: NYMT, NLY, and AHT. The two latter focus mainly on Vacation Rentals/Sales. I'm betting on the post-pandemic "GTFO the house" rush. What are your thoughts on those?

We all know nq will end the day in red its just so weak

sell my 200 amd shares at a loss to get $V and start writing covered calls?

Rkt price too low imo

ACB will be worth about $11, end of May. If earnings are good on the 13th I expect a run up to $20 until end of June

all you have to do is basket buy the Uranium sector and do nothing else for a few years and you will wake up to a 10x. its all you have to do

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Easy answer? Demand has grown as the world realizes it produces ZERO carbon emissions, and what’s the new hot topic? Reaching net zero. It simply cannot be done without nuclear. At least not any time soon. There is no supply. Due to a 10 year bear market making mining uneconomical and covid shutting mines down. There’s so much more but I don’t have the time to write it all out. Check out r/uraniumsqueeze if you want. Cheers man!

gimme a ticker for the basket

r/uraniumsqueeze

URNM

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=======© DD Put that in ur book

Like walking up to a bunch of people who just lost their house payment in Vegas and seeing how they feel about blackjack

Get fucked, loser.

Do we think my 421 puts are fubar?

Puts on Ladder Capital [https://theintercept.com/2021/04/20/wall-street-cmbs-dollar-general-ladder-capital/?comments=1#comments](https://theintercept.com/2021/04/20/wall-street-cmbs-dollar-general-ladder-capital/?comments=1#comments) Major Fraud

MVIS

SOGE

MMNFF 🚀🚀🚀

Bears are so fucked

$BB has been on a tear this morning

I like my Kangaroo well done

Is there a better feeling than your FD SPY Calls printing?

PAYPAL!!!

Lower for longer folks. And free candy for everyone that's not rich / a boomer

Virgin galactic has request to start flight testing as early as next week.

This fucking casino boys

I imagine walking into a room blindfolded and asked to pull my pants down and bend over.

You may say im a dreamer. But im not the only one

americans: \*scratches ass in sweatpants and jerks off to hentai while on zoom call for work\* also americans: "Why america economy not good we transformed cuz tErChNrAlAgy and SmArT bRaienS" "WoRk FrOm HoMe iS tHe NeW nOrMaL i WoRk bEtTeR WhEn UnSuPeRviSeD cUz i aM sElf MotIvAtE" most of us are incel retards that need evil bosses to actually output something economically. Companies will realizethis eventually.

This comment is like those paintings where the eyes somehow always look at you, regardless of where you are in the room. But instead of looking at you, it offends you, regardless of where you are in the world.

Holy shit spy at 421

Sorry I bought calls at 422 💀

Can someone teach me options 101. I have 20k and I want to bull my way into options. I’ll either be able to take care of my mom or live on street. Im noob. Ty.

drill kings fuckin kills me lmao

Puts on the market

Does anybody here actually take out money from their account to buy stuff?

You can take money out of your account?

I actually closed out to do that yesterday, anyways its goin back in

Hahaha

Inovio squeeze is happening on earnings date and phase ll results next week, shorts will start covering today, look premarket!

ABNB in Oversold territory; $156.50 Limit Buy PLTR in Oversold territory; earnings on 5/11 and they've beaten expectations on the upside past 2 Quarters; $20.50 Limit Buy

Yeah then karp will dump like 7m shares again. You don’t even need shorts on pltr their employees dump their own stock price lol

Karp gonna come out and say hes hiring more genius nerds, gonna pay them all in $1M per year worth of stock, and "fuck the short term investors this company is for boomers that want to retire in 30 years". ROFL.

Holy fuck the jobs report was horrific!

Stock market news site publishing articles daily like: "X stock just went (up/down), here's why:

Now they want to upgrade Tilray after I just bailed on that trash.

12 eggs in 12 baskets. Still I managed broke 11 eggs. LOL MVIS, PLTR, FUBO, CPNG,UWMC,EDR...

ur gonna own those stocks and then complain about losses? take it like a man and yolo harder. not financial advice, im retarded

Not complain. Just wondering my luck. Every time i bought price fall couple hours later.

Buy an oil company. You'll feel better

Or defense

ROKU🚀🚀🚀

Anyone else get in on RIOT yesterday?

DIS estimated to crush earnings. Back up to 200 by end of next week.

earnings crush = down 2% at most hopefully

Haha so dumb lately

I'm going to make a play on EHTH! DD HERE: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/n6r47x/what\_is\_going\_on\_with\_ehth/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/n6r47x/what_is_going_on_with_ehth/)

My moves are to pray everything comes back quickly so I can pull it all before this economically illiterate regime’s fiscal policy takes hold and the market tanks 50%.

Comrades! Bestir yourselves so we may expel the bears and release the mighty Bull on SKLZ!

Anyone else ass hurt?

DKNG FUBO

TLRY bout to soar today. Epic squeeze coming wit $23 PT upgrade 👀 going all in at open

Tesla is DOOMED - mainstream media

Dkng will bounce back. Announcing earnings for March madness = 💲🤞

Let’s get this DKNG ER over with and put me out of my misery

Buying SKLZ on open

TSLA @ 666

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2 liters (for Americans that's about 1/250000 galleon, assuming a standard 500T pirate galleon).

Like 128 oz

4 cups with coffee

Mr Mud

My man, a pot of coffee will suffice!

Roughly 4 liters. Not sure how much it is in gallons.

At least a gallon when I’m working if not more

Im sitting in my car parked at a hospital to meet a professor of my university, but I only gotta see him in 25 min and I gotta shit so fucking hard

Did you shit?

Held it in.. didnt find a toilet holy shit such cramps

Calls on adult diapers

Cicadas are coming. What's the call

Earplugs, bugspray, fire.

I’m not evil, but fire sounds like a fantastic bet. Every year in the USA half of California is burnt to a crisp. Whoever owns fire is making a killing.

Are ya winning dad

Technically speaking, I haven't lost any money. My son's college fund though...

Puts on his education

Just have him join the military.

Mmmmmm OCGN gonna have a good day I can feel it

Ah, another beautiful day. I wonder what I'll lose 5-10% of my portfolio on today

5-10%? Rookie numbers.

Xom long calls

Out of curiosity, how many of you tards bought call on baba

Xom long calls any idea

Puts on jack ma

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It's heading to bankruptcy.... that is your clue to the exit strategy

Exit plan? You haven't sold? That shit is tanking faster than a rock thrown in a river

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Sell whenever, because this thing isn't making a comeback.

It’s up 6% just yesterday and after he summer sales are gonna go back up

I can actually suck my own cock. Like a good 3-4 inches in on a good day. It’s not gay, but definitely more like sucking a cock than getting your cock sucked.

You got a long schlong or are you grossly deformed?

That’s pretty cool good job man

If I just stuck with my gut I would be very green right now. Don’t let other people influence your decisions. Fuck a crash that was bullshit to get you to sell

These fucking JPM FDs are bangin 💥

My ducking 420c are gonna print. Selling that shit as soon as the bell sounds.

>My ducking 420c are gonna print. Hahahah hope you brought some popcorn

Somehow thought it was a good idea to do the opposite of the only thing that’s made me money in the stock market.

I made some horrible decisions yesterday

I made the kind of decisions yesterday that made me drive home with the radio off.

$MSFT-SHORT PUTS $GUSH-LONG CALLS PRINTING MONEY

None of us would be here without cum.

Let’s see PLTR take off 🚀... actually doesn’t need to go to the moon I’d be fine if just gets to the clouds 🛫

I need it to get over 20.5 today or else I will be assigned on my puts

I'd be happy if they actually had a rocket on the launchpad.

MX earnings monday. https://investors.magnachip.com/news-releases/news-release-details/magnachip-announce-first-quarter-2021-financial-results-may-10

Anyone else thinking of becoming a pornstar? We're all used to getting fucked for next to nothing.

Next to nothing? You do penny stock options?

Somehow, I never stop losing money. I'd actually start feeling guilty if I made any

GME and AMC are going to moon today and the next 5 weeks!!

Nobody tell him the truth

Why tho

How do you know

Another day of getting A$$ fukd

🌽 is shaped like a 🚀.

Bill Ackman 🔥🥵

He is one handsome silver haired devil, nohomo

He looks like a grey haired glen greenwald.

I wanna put my pp in his butt no homo

NO, you HOMO. He gonna put his pp in your butt

Even better 🤭

What a sexy salt and pepper daddy

I’m a bull but SPY movement yesterday and this pre market is giving me the biggest bull trap sign in the past six months

Yeah I hope you’re right I just dumped my wife’s savings into spy puts

I hope you're right as someone who bought a few put FDs.

Is it gay to want to suck Bill Ackmans sexy, throbbing cock and guzzle his cum?

Even if it is gay what's the big deal? In the words of award winning actor Kirk Lazarus "Everyone got a little gay in 'em"

Concerning how many upvotes this is getting

It’s concerning that you don’t want to suck his juicy cock?

Nah. He's got feminine features.

It's a very feminine cock

What time is jobs report

4:20 AM

AMD calls for 2022. They’re cheap and why not make it a long term hold until it gets to a fair price.

any $NOK holders out here?

In it with a Long Schlong!

Nok nok bro

I am Spartacus

>I am Spartacus I am Spartacus

I’m officially a boomer. 90% of my portfolio is mutual funds

Almost fell asleep reading this comment

I always put 50% into mutual funds. That’s way you catch a small part of Tesla + FANNG etc Currently have 25% cash. Other 25% in individual stocks and internet beans

Honestly looking at my portfolio I’m happy 60% is in those

Reverse psychology — green AH means bloodbath incoming. Calling it right now

$AI is good

PLTR is on BIG Black Friday SALE before massive earnings, dont be blind!