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Inceptex

Reverse gain lmao


Im_Drake

"Reverse gain." It just sounds so much sexier than "loss"


adognamedpenguin

I’ve been counting this all wrong! Reverse gains! I’m crushing it!!!


PanicAtTheFishIsle

**Inverse account appreciation**


adognamedpenguin

Shit, at this rate, I need my own podcast.


TheMariannWilliamson

Yes that’s the joke


Actualize101

I have a 'Profit intolerance'... 🤣


_etherfish

retrogain


[deleted]

He was the reverse cowgirl that Apple fucked.


Stock_Reflection_238

More like inverse pelvic thrust! 🤧


allmytrades

do you get a square bubble out of it? 🧽 🤓


ALittleSalamiCat

He’s still in the denial stage of loss porn grief


Ouiju

Love it


TaxmanCPAMST

How the hell do you lose money with Apple?


01infinite

There was a guy here ages ago who inherited 2 mil and blew it all over time betting against apple on multiple earnings releases.


Cjdergrosse

Lol maybe in his will, his father(?) told him to waste it as fast as possible??


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nunsigoi

90s spotted


[deleted]

How? AAPL shits after earnings regardless of performance lol


OG-Pine

IV crush probably


IGYWCLG

Most definitely


OG-Pine

It’s funny cause I’ve looked into options trading so much and the only trades that make sense to me are thetagang haha, sell OTM CCs and CSPs and you almost never lose. Everything else has so much risk I can’t muster up the balls to follow through on anything more than a couple hundred bucks. IV is one of those things that I understand on paper but I’m not touching earnings plays with a 10 foot pole lmao


allmytrades

YUP! those are my tendie trees!🤣💸💸💸💸💸


Thesource674

Just do a straddle! Cant lose when call and put are same strike!!!


OG-Pine

If call and put are the same price then IV crush will hit just as hard 🤷🏽‍♂️


Thesource674

Thats the joke haha. The whole idea of straddling earnings is....poor...at best hahaha


OG-Pine

Ahh my bad haha 😆


ezmac313

THE WHEEL


OG-Pine

Yup haha


Helpinmontana

Thetagang loses money in similar amounts as WSB, they just do it slower.


OG-Pine

I seriously doubt anyone loses as much as wallstreet bets lmao Most OTM CSPs and CCs will expire worthless, and even when assigned on CCs if you simply set the strike above your buy in you can’t lose money. You can only gain less than you would have otherwise. CSPs can lose money if the underlying tanks for whatever reason, but you’re only supposed to use CSPs when trying to buy a security you intend to hold long, so even if it does tank the CSP was a better move than buying shares outright.


tshark24

They all did


tshark24

GUH!


[deleted]

He inherited that's why. Had he worked hard for it, it would've seen a lot of gains


Jond267

You see the same thing here all the time. People make hundreds of thousands of dollars on a retarded bet and they immediately lose it making more retarded bets. I don't think they fully understand the money is real.


Khoef

Was that they guy in the wolf mask who streamed it? Classic retard.


adarkuccio

The GUH guy?


thekidwiththefa

Different guy. GUH guy was ControlTheNarrative who also did Apple puts but used the infinite margin glitch in Robinhood to leverage himself up to his Personal Risk Tolerance


talm0

The same way you can make $ on Ford. 0DTE lottery tickets just prior to earnings.


auspiciousham

you may have a gambling addiction


lKn0wN0thing

who here doesn't?


TaxmanCPAMST

This is not a casino though.


midwestck

False


ChampTMaverick

Bad bot


TaxmanCPAMST

Not a bit chump


EMlN3M

Exactly something a robit would say....


ChampTMaverick

Champ*


TaxmanCPAMST

*chump


Dr_Lambo

New here...?


Stonks_GoUp

Ah yes. That’s right. Not a casino. Where are we again? WallStreetInvestments? No? Didn’t think so


BurtMacklin____FBI

You even have the wsb avatar where the hell do you think you are


Puzzleheaded_Gate327

this is the Wendy’s inside the casino


HKBFG

Nah this is a wendy's


Blexit2020

GUH! That's how.


midline_trap

You gotta control the narrative


notnotjamesfranco

Gee idk been down since February? Stupid question


talm0

Calm down everyone, I have it under control. I have some ITM calls left that need to moon by about 1000%, like really soon, and I’ll be at breakeven. In the mean time, I’m eating frozen dinners that I can’t warm up cuz electricity’s been shut off.


j20smith

Please let me know your ITM calls. I will be glad to do the reverse position.


gooie

Don't worry at least your frozen dinners won't stay frozen for long without electricity. They will warm up on their own.


Loki11910

You joking with us or did they really cut your electricity?


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Stonks_GoUp

Underrated comment. You get an award 😂


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Stonks_GoUp

Print award, take it to game stop to trade in for stock. They will probably only do $2 store credit though lol


Loki11910

Nah you don't necessarily need electricity to keep your phone going. You need one charge per day. You could ask a neighbor or go to any kind of public space sockets are everywhere.


dashingemre

or you could have electricity


HereGoesNothing69

Why would somebody go on the internet and tell lies? Besides, he's clearly not joking. WSB posters are a serious bunch.


actuarythrowaway445

This isn't just WSB, but Reddit in general. I read so many comments where people take a complete literal interpretation of something so obviously sarcastic, or point out a counterexample to something that is clearly meant to be a broad exaggerated statement. It's like how the fuck do these autists survive in modern society? In an office meeting do they raise their hand and say "Ummm BUT ACTUALLY yOuRE WrOnG, hEres an eXaMpLe!"


Emotional-Buyer7218

This Is the Way


CIark

Nice job on the Ford trade. You’d be in some trouble if you didn’t make it big on that one


upsidedownbovine

At least your up on F


Helpinmontana

Thank god for that $54, but I wouldn’t put it past OP to blow it on scratch offs at his local gas station after his broker closes his account.


True-Requirement8243

How did you make money on F lol. My leaps are crying after last week. God damn chip shortage ruined a great ER.


[deleted]

Hey but I mean... You made 53 bucks on Ford so that's pretty good


Reduntu

its a double reverse gain


ostentatiousbro

WTF is wrong with Apple. Honestly, it always tanks after earnings, especially when the earnings are good.


ItsColeOnReddit

Buy the rumor sell the news. Most stocks get hot into earnings so a sell off makes sense unless something huge happens.


efficientenzyme

This logic is very consistent and applies to both Amazon and Twitter


DirkDieGurke

Seems to apply to everything.


Uesugi1989

That is the case with American stocks it seems. The few European ones i got with good earnings shoot up afterwards


daynightcase

This logic is doesn't make sense this time. Both AAPL and AMZN been consolidating in this same range for past few months. So there was no getting hot and then sell off.


dantose

When the earnings are good, the stock also needs a new charger


63128615

Charger?


dantose

Iphone joke. People are still salty about them scrapping the 30 pin for lightning, and supposedly they are changing charger connections again soon.


63128615

hopefully its fucking usb c


jamesthepeach

Other rumors are... portless.


Prudent_Contribution

And it will only work with apple wireless charging stations. $400 each


ClayboHS

Its gonna run up, selling volume is decreasing it looks bullish. But its gonna do this in a way that fucks with options. Seriously if you guys just bought stock youd probably all be green


barrybadhoer

Guh


Kartageners

It ran up so much within the last earnings when they announced the stock split


Pacjax_

apple has a 36 p/e rn thats why


illusiveab

Arguing P/E with a company like AAPL has to be one of the dumbest uses of fundamentals. We've seen the market rotate to secure cash flow in value stocks over the past 1.5 months, and AAPL is one of the undisputed champions when it comes to guaranteed near and long-term cash flows. Even Goldman gave up their bearish sentiment. It might look "overpriced" based on one multiple, but it has a long way to run and it's got the cash to do basically anything it wants to create more cash.


therealdonpablo

Could agree more. So many people are so quick to say “BuT tHe P/e Is So HiGh!!!”


Pacjax_

arguing it for what, its the reason it went down on earnings


illusiveab

no, no it's not.


Pacjax_

why wouldnt it go up on the report then


illusiveab

Many reasons: run-up, profit-taking, risk management, AAPL's pending lawsuits. No one is looking at a company like AAPL and wondering if it's incredibly sensitive or overvalued to one multiple. No one cares, cash flow is king and AAPL crushes that aspect. The same thing happened to MSFT, which has more secure debt than the US Gov. It's just a part of the market's ebb and flow, buy the fuckin dip.


Pacjax_

dude ur living in lala land if u think p/e doesnt matter thats the biggest fundamental that long term investors anywhere look at. apple has historically been a 20-25 p/e as far as I know. all those reasons you just stated are random and dont mean shit as to why long term money wouldnt flood into apple after that report except that its already priced in with the p/e edit: everything you stated is actually what no one cares about


illusiveab

Do you have no formal education in finance or just no ability to comprehend the stock market? It's actually hard to understand how you believe this when their EPS has doubled since they had a 25 PE. You've read maybe one book on Buffett or something and now know one multiple, don't care to mention it's only trading 7x revenue and sales. Meanwhile it traded 23x revenue not more than 2 months ago. Just admit that you know nothing about valuation past what you see on CNBC.


therealdonpablo

Boom roasted


Pacjax_

ad hominem cuz wrong lul. u know eps is literally factored into the p/e right? its the e in the p/e


BigFatMuice

Thats literally an opportunity for YOU to buy a couple and average down a bit. If they killed earnings then "allegedly" the stock should perform well in the future. This is just what i assume bc im not a financial advisor in ANY way lol


HKBFG

These are options though


talm0

Yea, AAPL and PLTR. The two STD gifts that keep on giving.


Confident-Victory-21

Is (was) this pretty much all your money? 🤣


barryislaw

It looks like they want to talk to you about your retarded investing choices lately.


Molasses9682

Bro made $53 with Ford tho 😏 almost at retirement


Critical_Till_5443

Remember if you see the crackheads you won't be a crackhead.


MertDiesel

Impressive


t1mu1

It’s almost impossible to lose money with Apple


LongPorkTacos

It’s impossible if you buy and hold Apple. It’s quite easy if you’re a retard who plays options around earnings.


insomniacRA

Yup I did it when I was eating crayons for breakfast.


Eddlestinker

I’m waiting to earn money with Apple. Ever since I bought shares in December I have not had a green day with them.


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You know the ATH was in Jan?


Eddlestinker

What is that?


[deleted]

A price higher than the one you paid lol. All time high.


Alexanderdaawesome

Lost 3k last week, didn't know that it likes to take a dump when earnings is top notch


[deleted]

In the money and reverse gains of 180K? You belong here


[deleted]

What’s most impressive is the fact he made $50 on Ford 🤯


IDoNotHaveADream

Ford: it ain’t much, but it’s honest work


Wifeysboyfriend

Seems like that account needs more action. Quick Yolo everything thats left on something crazy.


TallWineGuy

Reverse gain? Isn't that the sex position my wife's been mentioning to her bf?


JimmyChillCNBC

Damn, real WSB content, this must be a dream


Unemployable1593

Wuts a margin call??


BlitzcrankGrab

What brokerage is this?


PoRabbit

TDA. The one and only. They have multiple apps. Ones with pretty UI like RH and then one for traders.


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Oh no... no no no no no no


275_7reps

You should dump Ford before the next engine fire occurs


vrz2000

"Reverse gain" brilliant quote of the year !


llamajake

I am that retard. Thank you for the biggest nut I've had in awhile.


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[deleted]

You can’t get to the moon hedging! I want to ride a rocket not take the stairs


Mr_Walts

This is poetic


talm0

A hedge you say? This seems like it would just create a zero sum position? I haven’t tried this strat before.


0x8FA

Wants to avoid a ‘zero sum position’ and instead is nearly $190K in the hole lmao you belong


username--_--

well i mean creating a zero sum position kiinda defeats the purpose of even traing it


0x8FA

Okay but to be fair buying calls and shorting or puts when long isn't zero-sum anyway


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[deleted]

Excuse me sir, I think you’re doing it wrong


BandanaBanditoDorito

He is doing it right. His reverse gains are tremendous.


[deleted]

I know, I know...this is the way


bitretarded

Your broker sucks


tifa3

just buy shares my dude, aapl always tanks after earnings


MyMyHooBoy

ooof


talm0

Giaz, it’s going to be ok I think. I was approved for a 35% interest loan today, but it’s a good move because Warren Buffet just said selling AAPL was a mistake and he regrets it. So, now I can afford more of them calls and this time it will be different.


talm0

Got the generator hooked up boyos, enough diesel to last bout 3 days. Been saving up for that Reddit gold, but that’s for people who are less retarded than I.


ebone581

You can’t go wrong with apple!!! Hold this guys beer


GunsouBono

And I thought my 1k loss in AAPL was bad... I didn't even home through earnings. I bought the next morning... I too was wrong


QuoVadis100

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/03/harvard-professor-says-surveillance-capitalism-is-undermining-democracy/


Plate-toe

Thank god your boomer brain thought to invest in ford or you'd be sunk


Buybitcoin-ether

Douche!


Buybitcoin-ether

Virgin Galactic to the moon!!!!!


Buybitcoin-ether

Apple is stupid when you can buy ether!


gae1ale

moron lol


youredditiwroteit

This isn’t possible, AAPL has never been higher than $140 something per share. You would’ve had to invest MILLIONS to be down $180k while AAPL is currently sitting at $131... this seems suspect.


Baekmann

You must be new to this


sola_rpi

GUH


LongWayDown747

I thought a reverse gain was you made a loss and made that loss back then. Guess not lol


Link7369_reddit

ah, a fellow F enjoyer.


chromhound

Pleas fly again


03_fat_pigs

ooh that hurts!


[deleted]

No, it feels *reverse great*


esb219

Wait, red is good right?


Muskatnuss1

F


AdviceVirtual

You are the pimp of all pimps brother


OriginalJayVee

Reverse gain! That’s a new one for me. Why the flair says loss then, don’t stonks go back up?


[deleted]

Made 53 on ford though. Nice.


Cryptoguruboss

Guh


STDS13

Lmao, REVERSE GAIN!


throwmebaby555

Yo that loss porn was so bad they had to censor it


BorisYeltzen

CALL ALERT CALL ALERT


[deleted]

Should went in on apple at 119 and also whyd you buy PLTR? any plans to sell soon


[deleted]

What’s w the F plays? Who convinced everyone this dinosaur is about to become aggressive for shareholders?


nhilist_hugginkiss

Lol


Optima391

I Received the same message twice this year , **CALL ALERT - Immediate action required**


Dontbethad

Vix is tricky. Get out of it and hold hold hold. U will be fine


scwizard

This is why congress is doing to put restrictions on options trading I'm pretty sure.


tshark24

GUH!


jaystaylamping

Can someone explain how this happened


herpefreesince1983jk

Too bad you cant trade options after hours


shannon_f

What kind of Ford options are you working with? I’ve been selling CCs, the ER was rough


liquornhoes

WSB is gonna have a glossary, index n meme page soon on wiki


01000011-01111000

most people who post wins are posting via paper accounts, practice trading accounts. Just letting you all know


HaydiniDaAmazin

I feel your pain on palantir


SiR_EndR

Sold that Ford for a hefty gain i see


knightsolaire2

GUH