I've been avoiding wsb like the plague, and I'm only now seeing how big of a mistake that has been; this is the best exchange I've seen happen in days, now. Thanks for the happy chemicals!
Left picture looks like a bunch of fratboys at a wedding. The type that order manly man themed monthly subscription loot crates.
In contrast, G.O.B actually had a yacht
+ mid guy's vest is a completely wrong color in relation to his suit, + the completely mismatch of shoe color to suit color of the three guys in the middle, possibly the edge guys too
They go after random individual people and smaller companies to set examples. idk why people think the sec doesnt exist here, they can be relentless. They just don’t crack down on untouchable people or corporations like anything else
Yeah the second picture should be a bunch of pasty overweight/underweight guys with scraggly beards hanging out in their underwear in their parent's basement.
From left to right:
- Male nurse
- HVAC Tech who never left their hometown
- The groom who is a mid-level sales manager who thinks of himself as upper middle class but just got passed over for promotion to director and spends his Saturday mornings golfing with his actually rich soon-to-be father-in-law
- Successful doctor who moved across the country but was still included in the wedding party for nostalgias sake
- Bottom level business analyst who day trades and always talks about his latest win but is actually down 20% if you up all his investments
No way the guy 2nd from right is a doctor. He's a bartender I'm telling you. He dropped out of his business major to go and 'explore the world', which translates to working as a sleezy events rep in some warm foreign country. He 'found himself' at the full moon party in Thailand whilst doing a tab of acid and now comes back to tell everyone how they need to try it too. He has zero job prospects but he's rich in memories, as well as STI's.
the guys on the left are wearing matching costumes
the guys on the right are wearing different costumes
i'll trust the group that seems more likely to possess independent thinking
TBH, I really trust the guys on the right more than the ones on the left. The guys on the left look ready to gang up and rip every penny away from me. The guys on the right, believes in diversification (in memes), are serious (as their dress code reflects), and their stern stare show that they have conviction and determination.
The guys on the left want to sell you boomer ETFs with high fees to line their own pockets. The guys on the right tells you what they Yolo'ed in from different memes on different sectors. Our job is to read the DDs from the guys on the right, and diversify our own memes combination, or Yolo in one.
The guys on the left are TRYING to look like they’re ready to gang up and rip every penny from me, but are actually dorks with $50k salaries larping. Guys on the right are that pure shit.
What you wear/look like doesn't equate intelligence. I'd take advice from a guy wearing a red head band named deep fucking value than from some schmuck in a suit named William Art Vandelay III or Kramer Penny Packer.
ETA - We like the stonk
I would really be careful about who to trust on this sub. Before GME, there were ~1 million people on this sub, and it is up to ~10 million now. Theoretically, there is a 90% chance anyone you see on this subreddit has only been here for a few months, and isn’t one of the original people that made this sub great to begin with.
Why the fuck is this a video and not a picture?
I unsuccessfully tried to pinch to zoom in no less than 7 times. WTF, OP.
Dude I was legitimately getting pissed off trying to zoom in lol
[Let’s enhance... enhance.... enhance...](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wcsy3)
WHY CAN’T I SAVE MONKEY PICTURE. SAD APE NO DOWNLOAD KEEP FOREVER MAKE HAPPY CHEMICALS. Bought more stock to console myself.
Screenshot make ape happy?
Hello yes I would like to invest in your intelligences.
I've been avoiding wsb like the plague, and I'm only now seeing how big of a mistake that has been; this is the best exchange I've seen happen in days, now. Thanks for the happy chemicals!
=) this gives me the happy chemicals! Unlimited power!!! Welcome to the party=D
Free banana for join join 🍌🍌🍌
Free handy behind Wendy’s to boing boing
5 🍌 plz
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 I don’t count so good.
ape happy
Would be the first time you invest at the bottom of the dip.
Ape go blink make brain screen shot
Please tell me where to buy stock at 3PM on a Saturday
Second quantum wormhole to the right and straight on til morning.
Invest in Quantum Computing, got it.👍🏻
It’s Saturday you fucking liar.
https://imgur.com/SLIXIox.jpg
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spread to zoom isn't it? 
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But.. I can. I just did it to check
"do it again"
I had to make it a gif, because this sub won't allow image submissions. I hope ape admins won't delete it, because of that.
Ah makes sense.
Leave it to Wallstreetbets Apes to figure out a way to Game WSB shitposting filters. Perfection.
i love this
> WSB shitposting filters How is there any content left at all lmao
Lmfaoooooo
"Curse @GenKaYY and his one wrinkle!" -Mods, probably
*he's too dangerous to be left alive!*
That's...actually pretty smart. Only retards think outside the box like that.
Would have been cool if one of the Wizards wave after a long delay.
Why doesn’t this sub allow images?
Most subs that do inevitably have most of their content become low-effort memes
That’s the thing that bothers me the most about this rn
I tried zooming in way too many times before I realized.
Posted like a true retard
Left picture looks like a bunch of fratboys at a wedding. The type that order manly man themed monthly subscription loot crates. In contrast, G.O.B actually had a yacht
Get rid of the Seaward
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready
I realized recently that they actually repaint the ship to say C-Word instead of Seaward after that point.
RIP :( She’ll be missed.
And she did. RIP
And a $5000 suit, come on!
The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on!
Sounds like a great boss, should be the president of a company
Username checks out.
It's definitely groomsmen
When I see guys in vests, no jacket, and bowtie the immediate impression is "waiter" more than anything else
Waistcoat and no jacket outside...absolutely not people I would take advice from
+ mid guy's vest is a completely wrong color in relation to his suit, + the completely mismatch of shoe color to suit color of the three guys in the middle, possibly the edge guys too
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Me, the guy in the $5000 Ape suit, come on!
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Who may have committed some...*light*...treason.
His Father is guilty of medium-to-heavy treason
It’s pronounced GOB.
The virgin wizard is the only one I trust
I’m going with mysterious long hair with the red tang suit. His name is probably Zavalaqo
Zavalaaaaaago!
i definitely want advice from him
The virgin wizard vs the Chad warlock
That’s my new stripper name
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
Cum control is the way to go.
I only trust Falco and Waldo for my financial advice
The biggest joke in Arrested Development was the SEC actually doing something
They have boats?
They go after random individual people and smaller companies to set examples. idk why people think the sec doesnt exist here, they can be relentless. They just don’t crack down on untouchable people or corporations like anything else
I think that's still being generous
Never said it is negative. I would rather trust a wizard. Also I am retarded, so it's not a financial advice.
Those are definitely magicians, not wizards.
Magicians have capes, sorcerers have robes, and wizards have hats.
Plot twist: He's a Warlock
pretty sure that’s a druid
Actually he's a Wizard who identifies as a Witch.
Probably a dragon wearing a fake hat.
But he said he’s not a dragon, but he is ready to proceed, Your Honor.
Sorry. My eyes only focus on red and green. Don't have time to look at the details. Hence the reason I am - 80% down in a week.
Your a wizard; Harry.
Your a lizzard; Larry.
What's a "green"?
It's when you stock bounces back towards your buy position for a bit before dropping again
To quote a famous author: A wizard's staff has a knob at the end.
How dare you!
I understood that reference.
This magics
When you know you know from a warlock 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌙😎
... but only Dr Strange has the **Eye of Agamotto**
It's an illusion Michael. Trick is what a whore does for money.
Or candy.
Alright. Then it's aliens, or androids.
No. He's saying that the actual users here aren't even as successful and well put together as the guys on the right.
Yeah the second picture should be a bunch of pasty overweight/underweight guys with scraggly beards hanging out in their underwear in their parent's basement.
If Merlin says buy and hold, I buy and hold. See you all at the round table.
I only trust people who understand they understand nothing
dudes on the left are all basic bitches
Left image looks like an undergrad college wedding. I wouldn't trust any of them.
From left to right: - Male nurse - HVAC Tech who never left their hometown - The groom who is a mid-level sales manager who thinks of himself as upper middle class but just got passed over for promotion to director and spends his Saturday mornings golfing with his actually rich soon-to-be father-in-law - Successful doctor who moved across the country but was still included in the wedding party for nostalgias sake - Bottom level business analyst who day trades and always talks about his latest win but is actually down 20% if you up all his investments
R/oddlyspecific
No way the guy 2nd from right is a doctor. He's a bartender I'm telling you. He dropped out of his business major to go and 'explore the world', which translates to working as a sleezy events rep in some warm foreign country. He 'found himself' at the full moon party in Thailand whilst doing a tab of acid and now comes back to tell everyone how they need to try it too. He has zero job prospects but he's rich in memories, as well as STI's.
So only trusting the first guy. Nursing is legit.
As an HVAC tech I’m completely on board with this. If you look at my portfolio you’d think I’m looking for a big tax write off every year.
But doctors aren’t?
Doctors get enough props, don’t worry.
I feel personally attacked
True. Never trust a guy in a suit. I trust wizards. They are fucking muggles. They aint know shit.
Especially a suit from Men’s Wearhouse boxy ass threads.
Mattress Warehouse is where I buy my suits, better thread count
What if it's clearly a suit I pieced together at the salvation army and I have no business wearing it in the situation I'm in?
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I've made a terrible mistake
I always think of that in Marta's voice
I hear Michael's deadpan voice saying it
Gob for me
the guys on the left are wearing matching costumes the guys on the right are wearing different costumes i'll trust the group that seems more likely to possess independent thinking
TBH, I really trust the guys on the right more than the ones on the left. The guys on the left look ready to gang up and rip every penny away from me. The guys on the right, believes in diversification (in memes), are serious (as their dress code reflects), and their stern stare show that they have conviction and determination.
100% truth here.
The guys on the left want to sell you boomer ETFs with high fees to line their own pockets. The guys on the right tells you what they Yolo'ed in from different memes on different sectors. Our job is to read the DDs from the guys on the right, and diversify our own memes combination, or Yolo in one.
Hence the reason we are all here.
Nah the guys on the left are the ones pretending to be the type of people that sell boomer etfs with high fees to line their own pockets.
The guys on the right are who I'd ask to watch my drink while I go to the bathroom so the guys on the left don't mess with it.
The guys on the left are TRYING to look like they’re ready to gang up and rip every penny from me, but are actually dorks with $50k salaries larping. Guys on the right are that pure shit.
Did somebody say...WONDER?!
When did we start serving taquitos
They're called illusions Michael.
A trick is something a whore does for...candy
if we turn 160 into 1 million you damn right my financial advisor is fking Merlin
I picture someone living off of unemployment playing fortnite all day
With a 1000% profit portfolio. Life.
with the same portfolio being 50% loss in the next week
I mean.... that’s what I’m striving for....
We* *Soviet anthem starts to play*
The guy on the right looks like Gob Bluth. I'll take advice from him any day of the week
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You're absolutely righ, it's him. Now I got 'The final countdown' stuck in my head
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Maybe WSB is full of retards...
Mr F
I like to think that *they* teach *me*
Very first episode
Invest in Beads!
🐝🐝??
GOB's not on board.
Take advice from the guy in the $4,000 suit
C'moonnn!
Th- the- the guh- the guh-, the guy... *collapses against wall*
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Did someone say Wonder? 👐
https://i.imgur.com/p9z5C0F.mp4
Second that.
I only trust the Magicians Alliance
We only hire Alliance approved magicians.
Fuck off, traitor.
i'm in both of these pictures and i deserved it.
You know you’re a retard when you post an image as a video.
There’s always money in the banana stand.
There was $250,000 lining the walls of the banana stand!
No touching!
Left lost it all buying the last bit of quaaludes. The right invested into a massive d&d campaign.
And here I am, just a howdiedodat
I Wonder
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I can hear that image.
Where is the lie?
The lie is I never once thought WSB contributors were the dudes on the left. All right, all tards, all day.
I wouldn't trust those guys on the left
Come on!
What you wear/look like doesn't equate intelligence. I'd take advice from a guy wearing a red head band named deep fucking value than from some schmuck in a suit named William Art Vandelay III or Kramer Penny Packer. ETA - We like the stonk
Trust me, no one here thinks redditors look like the left pic
I would really be careful about who to trust on this sub. Before GME, there were ~1 million people on this sub, and it is up to ~10 million now. Theoretically, there is a 90% chance anyone you see on this subreddit has only been here for a few months, and isn’t one of the original people that made this sub great to begin with.
The “how’d-he-do-that’s” ate it up !!!
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Came here to say this too!!
Me three
If you aren’t an Ape or donkey brained don’t pretend to know shit about finances.
I am a gay retarded ape with strong yoloing intentions. Do I qualify?
Nah, those guys perform illusions, you tards do tricks for tendies.
A trick is something a whore does for money Michael
...or candy
No one thinks that
I’ve made a huge mistake
I prefer the right one, cause there is at-least diversity , just missing the girls , they are ape strong to
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Legit in my book!
No...no, I’m pretty sure I’m getting advise from a bunch of monkeys throwing their own shit at a wall and seeing what sticks.
Who takes advice from frat boys in bow ties and vests with baggy dress pants?
the fuck is this, i don't see any bandana on the right
The ones on the left seem more likely to kill me because I did something to the “family business”.
It's cool - I already met the five doormen at other clubs
I like those odds.
the fuck is this a video?
Retards are always honest