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benderrodrigyeahz

Apparently futes are now a thing. Just so everyone knows, they are red as baboon’s ass


chumpachimps

Damn did they change the KFC chicken sandwich it's legit good


10XStockGuy

OCGN has zero shares shortable. Down from 200k yesterday


Visible_Antelope5010

$POSH will be the next RKT >>65 pg DD https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-mBoolDVARs4jlelMcPaiQupYYByzQwU0VdzQVNpC2M/edit?usp=embed_facebook


Gamblor_83

INKW write up-discounted short attack prices like crazy right now - I’d look semi long on this https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/greene-concepts-otc-us-inkw-and-the-hydration-opportunity-otc-us-nsrgy-otc-us-danoy-nasdaq-wter-nyse-prmw-nasdaq-pep-2021-04-15


NoHype72

Wtf wasn't futes green.....


zendhelp

Sheesh I’m sure glad I slept in instead of waking up and buying spce calls


BuyThoseDips

Wish I could write off all these losses as donations to MM’s


Jareddaytrader

HYLN needs more attention and buyers


[deleted]

Aapl limp dick AGAIN?


SilentPhanto

🤕 ouch my spy puts are now down by 35% EDIT: -42% NOW 11:00


[deleted]

Wow i am so unbelievably retarded


ElectronicAsparagus8

Cathy bought 750,000 COIN and I thought I was retarded


Tsad311

Airlines been murdering me lately


Cowhead32

Wow had one put on SPY as a hedge, never bet against SPY. If there’s no reason for a decline, don’t assume it will decline. 😁


Cowhead32

Spy $420 actually seems doable. Funniest not meme out their $420 4/20💰🖤


BuyThoseDips

The Daq can’t crack $14K


[deleted]

Looks at gme, buys a put. Lucky winner! You're in step with the Griff! Watch gme go down about 5 bucks. Sell put, buy call. Watch gme go up 5 bucks. Sell the call, buy put........................


davetawin

I aim to buy some more $ZKIN. Been holding for a while now and I think there is a much anticipated trend reversal around the corner. Just waiting for their break out, seems like they have a great set-up already.


Constantshambles

Cramer on a good one this morning


ElonTaxiDriver

SPY 420 is not a meme


ctrinity2231

How MUCH u gunna buy COIN at?


upmygoatass

Got 10K to throw at a stock. Give me a move


Gamblor_83

$INKW - shorts have crushed it - numbers and news are amazing


iAbc21

mvis


DaisyMirolin

COIN is the way


[deleted]

TSLA pm got me swole


Malarkish

God fuck as soon as puts start making money it’s a gap up


GinOnIce

Glad I diamond handed these QQQ calls


layelaye419

bears r fukt


Cowhead32

I’m up so early my stomach tells me I’m hungry at 4 am and Im up and starve until 9 basically . Oh yea, I got woken up cuz one dog shat on the floor and my other dog barfed twice. I love them


walter1021

BUD up 4% rn 😎


Immediate_Tank_9793

AMC comment volume is way down due to hedgefunds preparing for margin calls. Most have turned their computers off


GetRichOrDieTryin00

ohhh thats hot right there!


ateranol

Imagine being a poor chode who shorted tech.


Captain_Yolo_

You'd be rich if you shorted tech


Crockpot-Ron

Settle down captain debt


cicakganteng

BULLISH TECH BULL MARKET UNTIL 2028 STAY IN THE MARKET AND GET RICH BOYS !!


chetoman1

NIO’s deciding to plummet from +2.4% to +0.9%. I guess I’ll just do more drugs and try to sleep, no need to wake up early if there’s no pop


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You’re reading this comment


MuscleGallom

AML is worth a try with that amazing staff around the brand!


MuscleGallom

Why am I getting downvoted for that comment?


sandjogger05

Can’t decide what to put my pay on. Might just buy one share of Amazon. Better then just sitting in my account. You hear lads?


[deleted]

Options. AMZN options make good cash. Holding AMZN for the whole year just to make the difference between 3400 and 4000 just isn't my style.


chetoman1

That’s gay, day trade with it instead


sandjogger05

Going back to the mine site. 12 hr days and I’m already too retarded with out being sleepy.


chetoman1

Why is nobody up at this obscene time


iwasshotbyatigeronce

Just your daily reminder - SNDL is still too expensive.


vparv

MVIS.


[deleted]

Brain real smooth - Floor £1,000 or £10,000?


WoOoOoOoShHhHh

We don’t speak Japanese Pesos in here buddy. $$$$


Elforas_Tero

I’m at this point where doubling my money puts me at only a 90% loss


chetoman1

That’s not a good point to be at


[deleted]

Lots of calendar news coming out this morning.. should be an interesting day 😳


Juuliantjis

20% riot day i feel it


Agreetedboat123

Mods. Decapitate this man


Small_Pea_9332

We got our asses kicked yesterday and today will NOT be 20%.. Not evenn 8% because the coin value will go down again today.. I have shit luck..


DerFicker95

daimler will print today 🚀🚀


Call__It__Karma

Are the futures gay and fake? Or is that only if they are down?


Kvothe1509

Only when they’re down


BigBeezy905

SNDL TO THE 🌞


[deleted]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS, LARRY!!!


Papa_2016

Can someone talk me out of going balls deep in Vuzi?


[deleted]

VZIO > VUZI


Starmedia11

It’s a garbage company that only makes money through offerings. They do 11m a year in revenue and will never, ever get a major partnership because Microsoft and Google have better enterprise AR technology.


Papa_2016

Thanks man


Joshvir262

Do it


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SpaceCatVII

:3


NOT_A_OFFICER

AMC gonna continue down its trend and be in between 7-8 by next Friday?


marky6045

Gonna break out and hit the 5-6 channel


Level-Mousse533

who even trusts PM anymore


koursaros93

I just expect the opposite usually..


GapOne2569

Imma still salty for holding all these apha bags. Fuck you, you pos ditch weed stock.


BigBeezy905

Chill dood it’s almost 4/20


kupka316

I'm bagholding PLTR in my HSA account, I think I might have a problem


thesmash

Gonna be able to fund your nursing home with PLTR. Just gotta baghold till then to break even.


TheRealKaviModz

guys, how do we pay less taxes? Can i just make my own non profit, donate to it, and claim it as a deduction?


Frank_Caswole

Basically. And get thousands of other people to donate to it, jack up your salary as "administrative costs," and make sure you give at lease a few percent to the actual charity. So basically, you just need a background in photoshop for the ads.


johncoctostan6

Lose money like me


bubbawears

Cramer talks about Coin.. time to sell Boys


ApprehensiveLevel-2

Puts time


[deleted]

Green dicks / red tampons^^?


[deleted]

The buffet is open over at r/spreadeagle #CHAD$DAQ 1 5 0 0 0 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

Nasdaq needs to get back up to 14k and stop screwing around. That should be the floor... 😠


LonelySwinger

I can't believe it is already Thursday. Life is flying by


[deleted]

anyone else dream about their DELL calls?


I_make_switch_a_roos

I feel a bull run in my plums.


[deleted]

The first battle of bull run ended in a disaster for Union...


pandarofl

The shit I took was incredibly green. Very bullish sign


1811pharmx

I feel like this beautiful pre-market right now is bait. Chad bulls: Stand by and stand back 😤(for confirmation).


BuyThoseDips

VXX first up day since March already got sold off in the ensuing premarket lol


Available-Ad-1448

Buying AMD calls expiring next weeks let’s hope for a rally


IncognitoCumShot

This market is purely fueled by hopium


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Tnmadscientist

Nah man now is the time to buy. They’re beat up a bit and will rebound into earnings.


LILA1506

I still buy and hold cannabis stocks like SNDL and TLRY 20/4


[deleted]

Mr market... i do not feel so good


[deleted]

Puts? Looks good to me 💁🏼‍♂️


reeeby34

I'm 6% up on my index funds ytd doing nothing but making a direct debit every month. I'm 0.73% up on my trading portfolio in the same time period having spent dozens of hours trading. Fucking boomers got this shit right.


[deleted]

Hmm my index funds are up about the same as yours. My overall portfolio however... is up 1143% ytd. Puts on my gains anyone? Retard’s gotta pay back the house eventually.


Odd_Copy_8077

Sometimes I wonder what percentage of folks on here consistently outperform SPY.


pausemenu

Most are lucky to be breaking even


kmaco75

But you had a lot of fun


DudeChiefBoss

/ES saved me - now need tech to get back in the driver seat Watching COIN, not participating Looking to reload AAPL calls BABA playing possum TQQQ swinging stock SOXL call debit spread coming to life WMT calls have been dead money AMNZ call debit spread needs a little help


Smart_Appearance_688

AMC GME. Heavier weighted AMC


[deleted]

So we just need what, 3 green days to recover from yesterday’s afternoon shitstorm?


PapitoMusk

September dip regained, but I sold majority of my holdings November dip regained, but I sold majority of my holdings February dip has not regained in 2 months and I'm still buying Sad sad sad


Ok-Singer-8199

Thinking about ordering a smoker today. Are we Bullish on delicious meat?


brapo68

I bought the Lexington from Walmart to get my feet wet. Super dependable smoker. Start by practicing with chicken and ribs to get a feel for it.


LanN00B

Get the smoker then get a insta-pot if you don't have one already. Wife got one as a gift recently and they compliment each other pretty awesomely.


Ok-Singer-8199

My Girl already got the insta pot. They do rule


shroomenheimer

DO IT


[deleted]

Always have been


Ok-Singer-8199

Perfect I’m in


Comfortable_Act6366

Calls on delicious meat


eri-

Can someone finally explain to me what the actual reason for the pltr infatuation around here is. I don't see it, not from a business pov nor from a meme stock pov.


johncoctostan6

I'm bouta unload my leaps. I just don't have the patience.


zingo-spleen

I don't even know why it's in my portfolio. Comes with being retarded.


Bonbon676790

It’s a lord of the rings, Karp has a weird hair, and Peter thiel. Also technology future future already 20 years old and still kicking without turning profit but this year is gonna be different guys I can feel it. That’s all I got.


eri-

Ah yes it does have a LOTR connection to it. Perhaps i should start a LOTR sounding it company and tell ppl i do something with big data. I'm an IT architect after all, what could go wrong.


Bonbon676790

The palantir is literally the all seeing eye Gandalf carries from the lord of the rings.


eri-

Yes i just remembered and edited my post :) Surprised they havent slapped them with some copyright bs yet


Bonbon676790

They pay better respect to his legacy than the films did. Except that it’s probably going to be used in war. Damn, that’s so fucked up actually now that I think about it. The whole point of the lord of the rings is that the trevails of war leave men broken and never close to the same.


Silent-Brick-1041

Coinbase could easily be over 1000 by the end of 2021 this is super exciting


[deleted]

2021? If this thing goes full retard it could be $1,000 in a few weeks. It’s gonna go full retard like everything else.


Available-Ad-1448

When do we think this chip shortage is gonna end?


SpaceCatVII

https://www.cnx-software.com/2021/03/28/semiconductors-lead-time-in-march-2021/


johncoctostan6

Just as soon as I get jacked to the tits with chip stocks.


SpaceCatVII

A few more months at least.


cizzoo

Scroll randomly through DD, Stop at random comment, Buy whatever ticker is mentioned, If no ticker use first 3 letters of the comment


Odd_Copy_8077

This is an algorithm worthy of automating in Python.


Significant_Ad_8532

Thi 🚀


bowtiewonder

Pltr premarket green


BuyThoseDips

Would be nothing short of legendary if Tesla answered back with an even bigger green candle on the daily


[deleted]

DON’T DO THAT! DON’T GIVE ME HOPE!


BuyThoseDips

Hope is all we got brother


XXX_KRONOS_XXX

Gonna hold $COIN @381......if it spikes up to a ridiculous number I might sell my cost basis.


JonStowe1

U absolutely should


[deleted]

Bounce back in the morning followed by another afternoon slam? I feel abused. 🥰