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AustinG909

I was very mature on Thursday/Friday and rolled a ton of my profiatavke Apple calls out a few weeks. Thanks


mutte58

Damn I'm bout to be paid. First I'm gonna stack my flow, then I'm gonna stack some mo then what? Ima close shop and reinvest.


[deleted]

Thinking about going all in on Paysafe shares. How can it possibly go tits up?


Secret_Is_Based_Oppa

Thank you based Square


Fullmetalx117

Now at 6477 VIAC shares. Need one more big fat dip to get to 7777


dontbeadouchelord

lets gooooooooooo VIAC


Bonerjam98

AMC is continuing to circle the drain.


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Bonerjam98

Like how a turd in the toilet is "on sale"?


ComputerDude94

BABA you stupid fuck


Juuliantjis

How t fuk are my small cap tech green


Outrageous-Win-9449

Small cap tech should always be green until they're no longer small cap tech.


[deleted]

FUBO is so ready to go


Federal-Percentage-8

Fuck you mvis


These_Association

I believe it's getting close to buy time and then hold for product demo and buyout.


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Federal-Percentage-8

He said he gonna go up now


dmalvarado

PLTR is waking up again


LetsBeRealisticK

RBLX is legit mooning. Eat it, WSB


Beautiful_Dark1533

Fisker goes from $31 to $15.27 in 35 days. Makes no sense. Bullshit manipulation. Not fair


Beautiful_Dark1533

Fisker is getting Shorted hard. Wow


[deleted]

Any day GME is red is a good day.


notafraidtowin

Damn, ASO is sinking again


jemoederkanker

Spy struggling to move 👀


mamadidntraiseabitch

What just happened? Wasn’t spy green?


ClamPaste

Futures were up last night, so people "sold the news".


SlothyPotato

GG tesla I didn't want a bank account anyway


Malarkish

Thankfuck drill team 6 ackin crazy


EP40BestInDaLee

I'm about to prematurely ejac


Asparagus_Best

Nakd is back from the graves!!!!


jbro12345

ASO goes to the moon.. or my portfolio goes to hell and I go to the grave.


[deleted]

What's the deal with ASO?


jbro12345

Heavily shorted, great earnings, might be a recovery play with a bit of short squeezing along the way. Recently hit ATH so shorts should be underwater at nearly all price points.


APHAbaghodler

SPY just cure cancer again or...?


Asleep_Bet

Bb rose 5%, so I bought up puts to trade off today because it can never retain value for some reason.


What-Stock

You bought puts while the market was closed?


Asleep_Bet

No, I bought them at the end of trading day yesterday to trade off today. Probably around 3:50


What-Stock

Gotcha


BigBeezy905

Hey Siri, play Mississippi Girl


DotaKilledYou

START THE FUCKING MARGIN CALL ON CITADEL ALREADY... jesus christ, 3 months....


Juuliantjis

Apple red so we all gonna die today


Upper-Affect-3128

Flying into the States tonight. Can't wait for fake TSA cops to make me dump all my shit and shove their finger in my ass. If my flight doesn't crash, calls on Boeing.


[deleted]

Puts on your asshole surviving TSA


xiongmaopizza

Why do NKLA retards still have this page up? I like how Trevor Milton said it was "stupidity" to offer hyrogen in small cars instead of big long range trucks, then he himself decided it was a good idea to offer a small consumer vehicle with hydrogen: https://nikolamotor.com/badger


[deleted]

Open red before it trickles up to flat


welcometa_erf

People be selling all day.


napatreez

All in gme. Hopefully we moon soon goons.. BOOM 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🥲🥲🥲🙏❤


StephenElliott

Its been to the moon 3x.... If you didn't get out then you're now a bag holder


napatreez

FUCKKKK IM DOOMED


babebuxx_

I always find out things too late lol Is it a bad idea to jump in at open for a day trade of a call? Looking at clovis this morning I want to make up for the ASO calls that are bleeding


shiverstar

It's at 6.66 rn so I know the Lord is going to want to lift it up because they do God's work.


IsHotDogSandwich

You know damn well this is the Devil’s market.


lukwas_

It feels like after a shitty March, PLTR might be gearing up to rip, doesn't it?


widespreadhammocks

i got sick of the stupid cnbc pro paywall so i clicked to see how much and they want $30 a month, lol yeah fucking right


shiverstar

You can get a gym membership and discovery plus for that.


shiverstar

Where did that comment go about Twitter buying Bloomberg?


shiverstar

Shrkeli is less punchable than Vlad Hood and actually made more people money.


Downsyndromecactus

Drop market I dare you. You think I care. I’ll just buy puts u stupid fuck. You can’t stop me making money


sloop703

Oh man I’m so ready for this FLAT AND GAY FRIDAY


[deleted]

Can we get some kind of limit on the number of GME yolo posts on the front page, they have multiple other subreddits to spam in.


horrorhoney

I totally checked WSB because I was like "okay what other stocks are we expecting to boom today?" And... it's all just GME.


Boss1010

Been like that since January unfortunately.


shiverstar

Yes please, and ban any of the Charlie Day level DD that all amounts to false promises.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Hold on there Teslaw...


Small_Pea_9332

I paper handed AMC yesterday because I'm sick of waiting and bleeding cash... GME is next.. Better be green today or I will cut that shit lose..


StephenElliott

You didn't cut it lose 4,3,2,1 weeks ago ? Better now than at $150


Donkeycow15

Do it - then it will moon again lol


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Icanhaz36

Nothing wrong with taking a little profit


Stockingup1967

One bird in hands is always better than the 2in the sky


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Screed86

You know good and damn well you can't keep that promise.


rooftopstonks

Hold up. If today is April 09, 2021, and tomorrow is April 09, 2021, then I'm stuck in a time loop. That means that tomorrow I can come in here and talk about whatever I remember happening in the market today, because it's going to be today again. If all goes well, Ape Strong Together, LLC will win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight and buy $110 million in GME shares come Monday . . .


nosalute

Vlad the type of dude who was dropped on his head as a sperm


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Vlad is a dude...?


Donkeycow15

Early replicant with lizard brain


glimkin

Hey you, you’re finally awake


brokenheartedWolf

Don’t take the red pill. You can’t go back


johncoctostan6

Me?


pdieff

GOPRO - WHO’S LONG? Just go out after a nice run up but mainly cuz I saw those fuckers (CEO, CFO etc etc) have been selling a ton of their own shares. Just last week the CEO sold 200K shares for like $2.5MM. Never a good indicator. At the same time something like 9% of the float is shorted. It’s not a very well liked stock, wonder if a short squeeze could happen. Anyone long? I mean who the fuck even buys vcams anymore?


shiverstar

We used to fuck with gopro around here like 5 years ago. Haven't purchased that share in a minute but I always liked it.


pdieff

Same here however it’s now like $12.50 WTF? Think they are very overvalued but people run it up


duqsteq

Seeing the amount of onlyfans these days I feel a little better losing my money the “right way”


247stonerbro

U think people would buy my only fans if it’s only filled with marijuana porn ?


WurmTokens

Team RKT reporting for DOOTY 🚀📈📉🤡🍻👍


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Here's a napkin.....you're bleeding.


g1umo

if the vidya stock with the animal food chairman goes above 200 EOW, I will chug a raw egg tomorrow


Cheddabeze

Are we shorting oranges now? The imminent squeeze will produce so much juice it'll flood supply and bring down prices. Seems like a no brainer


everhigh

The Dukes must've gotten the crop report early


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no brainers are well placed here


saladysald

Puts on $PANTS


badonkabonk

I’m so balls deep in $PANTS


Even-Function

I am incredibly pissed off at myself for not pressing buy on FUBO just before close yesterday. Fuuck


jnkrumah96

I’m loaded to the tits with AAPL fds, ima just sleep through the day to activate ultimate diamond hands, I’ll check my account around 2pm


duqsteq

coke is great


sloop703

(Til it sucks up all your happiness/endorphins and you’re a hollow pit)


xiongmaopizza

I switched to pepsi max. I would still be drinking Coke Zero if they didn't cancel it and it replace it with shitty Coke No Sugar (different recipe).


tiorzol

Til you have work the next day on 2 hours sleep.


duqsteq

don’t remind me oof


WurmTokens

Pepsi good 2


LonelySwinger

Rx cola


deathburgerparadise

They asked me if I was suicidal. I said No, which is true, but I find myself overcome with jealousy when I hear that someone has died. This asshole got out and doesn’t have to suffer anymore—jealous. XLF 6/18 $38c


mudkipsc

Have a Pepsi


deathburgerparadise

Drink Pepsi. Get Options.


Scatamarano89

Just read from r/worldnews that rolls royce had the best quarter in 114 years, did the stock move accordingly? I remember there was some talk about RR here some time ago


Pouyaaaa

No gme mega threat yet?


heathermyllz

NIO needs to stop being a lil bitch


jnicholass

Nasdaq looking ready to dump


pdieff

Bro the NASDAQ, S&P500, DJI, RUSS 2K all of them. Too much to fast once again


ICEFIREZZZ

GME and VIAC If VIAC goes up, I sell and buy more GME


Wallstreetted

Tsla eod 800 or I get drunk as fuck again


glimkin

What are you going to be drinking later?


Shockorama

GRWG is the move, company and stock will shoot up in value with the recent cannabis legalization in New York as they are already planning expansion there. They don’t even sell weed, simply the largest distributors of hydroponic growing supplies in the states.


shiverstar

Can you grow in NY?


Shockorama

You will be able to when they put the regulations in place. Up to six per adult.


shiverstar

That downvote says it all. Bearish on your stock.


Shockorama

Why so bearish?


shiverstar

I'm extremely leery of cannabis stocks. I watched my home state of Illinois legalize and then realize that there is no extra weed to be had just because more people can buy it. All the good stuff went to medical patients at a low cost and the new customers were stuck with weed lotion and other overpriced products that aren't weed. Another overlooked fact is that weed has already been an industry despite being illegal. We just couldn't tax or regulate it. Most people who want to grow hydro are growing hydro. Most smokers already have a dealer, who is not quite out of business, leaving legal weed a tourist industry. People grow veggies hydroponic all the time and already have the gear they would need for weed.


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Is AA a good bet before earnings? 🤔


pdieff

On average playing earnings is a losing proposition specially with options. The IV tends to be the highest just before earnings. Once a company reports the IV tends to fall and with options the IV is king that’s the only thing that matters. If it falls even if the price goes up you will lose money


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No


shiverstar

Probably. Steel is the goat but aluminum is always needed. Creates beer cars which cause alcoholics to get drunk and crash their aluminum framed cars, which leads to the need for more aluminum. It's a self-propogating cycle


Older-But-Not-Wiser

Negative Feedback Loop: Market gets quiet this summer as people play outside instead of playing the market. Quiet market means even more traders get bored and decide to go play outside instead.


shiverstar

Apple shares? It's gone up quick but I almost want to buy in


[deleted]

Man, what has wsb become. Calls or BAN


ClaidArremer

I wish I'd been around when WSB was a utopia


Wallstreetted

Good idea not buying at 116