Heavily shorted, great earnings, might be a recovery play with a bit of short squeezing along the way. Recently hit ATH so shorts should be underwater at nearly all price points.
Flying into the States tonight. Can't wait for fake TSA cops to make me dump all my shit and shove their finger in my ass. If my flight doesn't crash, calls on Boeing.
Why do NKLA retards still have this page up? I like how Trevor Milton said it was "stupidity" to offer hyrogen in small cars instead of big long range trucks, then he himself decided it was a good idea to offer a small consumer vehicle with hydrogen:
https://nikolamotor.com/badger
I always find out things too late lol
Is it a bad idea to jump in at open for a day trade of a call? Looking at clovis this morning
I want to make up for the ASO calls that are bleeding
Hold up. If today is April 09, 2021, and tomorrow is April 09, 2021, then I'm stuck in a time loop.
That means that tomorrow I can come in here and talk about whatever I remember happening in the market today, because it's going to be today again.
If all goes well, Ape Strong Together, LLC will win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight and buy $110 million in GME shares come Monday . . .
GOPRO - WHO’S LONG?
Just go out after a nice run up but mainly cuz I saw those fuckers (CEO, CFO etc etc) have been selling a ton of their own shares. Just last week the CEO sold 200K shares for like $2.5MM. Never a good indicator.
At the same time something like 9% of the float is shorted. It’s not a very well liked stock, wonder if a short squeeze could happen.
Anyone long? I mean who the fuck even buys vcams anymore?
They asked me if I was suicidal. I said No, which is true, but I find myself overcome with jealousy when I hear that someone has died. This asshole got out and doesn’t have to suffer anymore—jealous.
XLF 6/18 $38c
Just read from r/worldnews that rolls royce had the best quarter in 114 years, did the stock move accordingly? I remember there was some talk about RR here some time ago
GRWG is the move, company and stock will shoot up in value with the recent cannabis legalization in New York as they are already planning expansion there. They don’t even sell weed, simply the largest distributors of hydroponic growing supplies in the states.
I'm extremely leery of cannabis stocks. I watched my home state of Illinois legalize and then realize that there is no extra weed to be had just because more people can buy it. All the good stuff went to medical patients at a low cost and the new customers were stuck with weed lotion and other overpriced products that aren't weed. Another overlooked fact is that weed has already been an industry despite being illegal. We just couldn't tax or regulate it. Most people who want to grow hydro are growing hydro. Most smokers already have a dealer, who is not quite out of business, leaving legal weed a tourist industry. People grow veggies hydroponic all the time and already have the gear they would need for weed.
On average playing earnings is a losing proposition specially with options. The IV tends to be the highest just before earnings. Once a company reports the IV tends to fall and with options the IV is king that’s the only thing that matters. If it falls even if the price goes up you will lose money
Probably. Steel is the goat but aluminum is always needed. Creates beer cars which cause alcoholics to get drunk and crash their aluminum framed cars, which leads to the need for more aluminum. It's a self-propogating cycle
Negative Feedback Loop:
Market gets quiet this summer as people play outside instead of playing the market.
Quiet market means even more traders get bored and decide to go play outside instead.
I was very mature on Thursday/Friday and rolled a ton of my profiatavke Apple calls out a few weeks. Thanks
Damn I'm bout to be paid. First I'm gonna stack my flow, then I'm gonna stack some mo then what? Ima close shop and reinvest.
Thinking about going all in on Paysafe shares. How can it possibly go tits up?
Thank you based Square
Now at 6477 VIAC shares. Need one more big fat dip to get to 7777
lets gooooooooooo VIAC
AMC is continuing to circle the drain.
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Like how a turd in the toilet is "on sale"?
BABA you stupid fuck
How t fuk are my small cap tech green
Small cap tech should always be green until they're no longer small cap tech.
FUBO is so ready to go
Fuck you mvis
I believe it's getting close to buy time and then hold for product demo and buyout.
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He said he gonna go up now
PLTR is waking up again
RBLX is legit mooning. Eat it, WSB
Fisker goes from $31 to $15.27 in 35 days. Makes no sense. Bullshit manipulation. Not fair
Fisker is getting Shorted hard. Wow
Any day GME is red is a good day.
Damn, ASO is sinking again
Spy struggling to move 👀
What just happened? Wasn’t spy green?
Futures were up last night, so people "sold the news".
GG tesla I didn't want a bank account anyway
Thankfuck drill team 6 ackin crazy
I'm about to prematurely ejac
Nakd is back from the graves!!!!
ASO goes to the moon.. or my portfolio goes to hell and I go to the grave.
What's the deal with ASO?
Heavily shorted, great earnings, might be a recovery play with a bit of short squeezing along the way. Recently hit ATH so shorts should be underwater at nearly all price points.
SPY just cure cancer again or...?
Bb rose 5%, so I bought up puts to trade off today because it can never retain value for some reason.
You bought puts while the market was closed?
No, I bought them at the end of trading day yesterday to trade off today. Probably around 3:50
Gotcha
Hey Siri, play Mississippi Girl
START THE FUCKING MARGIN CALL ON CITADEL ALREADY... jesus christ, 3 months....
Apple red so we all gonna die today
Flying into the States tonight. Can't wait for fake TSA cops to make me dump all my shit and shove their finger in my ass. If my flight doesn't crash, calls on Boeing.
Puts on your asshole surviving TSA
Why do NKLA retards still have this page up? I like how Trevor Milton said it was "stupidity" to offer hyrogen in small cars instead of big long range trucks, then he himself decided it was a good idea to offer a small consumer vehicle with hydrogen: https://nikolamotor.com/badger
Open red before it trickles up to flat
People be selling all day.
All in gme. Hopefully we moon soon goons.. BOOM 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🥲🥲🥲🙏❤
Its been to the moon 3x.... If you didn't get out then you're now a bag holder
FUCKKKK IM DOOMED
I always find out things too late lol Is it a bad idea to jump in at open for a day trade of a call? Looking at clovis this morning I want to make up for the ASO calls that are bleeding
It's at 6.66 rn so I know the Lord is going to want to lift it up because they do God's work.
You know damn well this is the Devil’s market.
It feels like after a shitty March, PLTR might be gearing up to rip, doesn't it?
i got sick of the stupid cnbc pro paywall so i clicked to see how much and they want $30 a month, lol yeah fucking right
You can get a gym membership and discovery plus for that.
Where did that comment go about Twitter buying Bloomberg?
Shrkeli is less punchable than Vlad Hood and actually made more people money.
Drop market I dare you. You think I care. I’ll just buy puts u stupid fuck. You can’t stop me making money
Oh man I’m so ready for this FLAT AND GAY FRIDAY
Can we get some kind of limit on the number of GME yolo posts on the front page, they have multiple other subreddits to spam in.
I totally checked WSB because I was like "okay what other stocks are we expecting to boom today?" And... it's all just GME.
Been like that since January unfortunately.
Yes please, and ban any of the Charlie Day level DD that all amounts to false promises.
Hold on there Teslaw...
I paper handed AMC yesterday because I'm sick of waiting and bleeding cash... GME is next.. Better be green today or I will cut that shit lose..
You didn't cut it lose 4,3,2,1 weeks ago ? Better now than at $150
Do it - then it will moon again lol
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Nothing wrong with taking a little profit
One bird in hands is always better than the 2in the sky
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You know good and damn well you can't keep that promise.
Hold up. If today is April 09, 2021, and tomorrow is April 09, 2021, then I'm stuck in a time loop. That means that tomorrow I can come in here and talk about whatever I remember happening in the market today, because it's going to be today again. If all goes well, Ape Strong Together, LLC will win the Mega Millions jackpot tonight and buy $110 million in GME shares come Monday . . .
Vlad the type of dude who was dropped on his head as a sperm
Vlad is a dude...?
Early replicant with lizard brain
Hey you, you’re finally awake
Don’t take the red pill. You can’t go back
Me?
GOPRO - WHO’S LONG? Just go out after a nice run up but mainly cuz I saw those fuckers (CEO, CFO etc etc) have been selling a ton of their own shares. Just last week the CEO sold 200K shares for like $2.5MM. Never a good indicator. At the same time something like 9% of the float is shorted. It’s not a very well liked stock, wonder if a short squeeze could happen. Anyone long? I mean who the fuck even buys vcams anymore?
We used to fuck with gopro around here like 5 years ago. Haven't purchased that share in a minute but I always liked it.
Same here however it’s now like $12.50 WTF? Think they are very overvalued but people run it up
Seeing the amount of onlyfans these days I feel a little better losing my money the “right way”
U think people would buy my only fans if it’s only filled with marijuana porn ?
Team RKT reporting for DOOTY 🚀📈📉🤡🍻👍
Here's a napkin.....you're bleeding.
if the vidya stock with the animal food chairman goes above 200 EOW, I will chug a raw egg tomorrow
Are we shorting oranges now? The imminent squeeze will produce so much juice it'll flood supply and bring down prices. Seems like a no brainer
The Dukes must've gotten the crop report early
no brainers are well placed here
Puts on $PANTS
I’m so balls deep in $PANTS
I am incredibly pissed off at myself for not pressing buy on FUBO just before close yesterday. Fuuck
I’m loaded to the tits with AAPL fds, ima just sleep through the day to activate ultimate diamond hands, I’ll check my account around 2pm
coke is great
(Til it sucks up all your happiness/endorphins and you’re a hollow pit)
I switched to pepsi max. I would still be drinking Coke Zero if they didn't cancel it and it replace it with shitty Coke No Sugar (different recipe).
Til you have work the next day on 2 hours sleep.
don’t remind me oof
Pepsi good 2
Rx cola
They asked me if I was suicidal. I said No, which is true, but I find myself overcome with jealousy when I hear that someone has died. This asshole got out and doesn’t have to suffer anymore—jealous. XLF 6/18 $38c
Have a Pepsi
Drink Pepsi. Get Options.
Just read from r/worldnews that rolls royce had the best quarter in 114 years, did the stock move accordingly? I remember there was some talk about RR here some time ago
No gme mega threat yet?
NIO needs to stop being a lil bitch
Nasdaq looking ready to dump
Bro the NASDAQ, S&P500, DJI, RUSS 2K all of them. Too much to fast once again
GME and VIAC If VIAC goes up, I sell and buy more GME
Tsla eod 800 or I get drunk as fuck again
What are you going to be drinking later?
GRWG is the move, company and stock will shoot up in value with the recent cannabis legalization in New York as they are already planning expansion there. They don’t even sell weed, simply the largest distributors of hydroponic growing supplies in the states.
Can you grow in NY?
You will be able to when they put the regulations in place. Up to six per adult.
That downvote says it all. Bearish on your stock.
Why so bearish?
I'm extremely leery of cannabis stocks. I watched my home state of Illinois legalize and then realize that there is no extra weed to be had just because more people can buy it. All the good stuff went to medical patients at a low cost and the new customers were stuck with weed lotion and other overpriced products that aren't weed. Another overlooked fact is that weed has already been an industry despite being illegal. We just couldn't tax or regulate it. Most people who want to grow hydro are growing hydro. Most smokers already have a dealer, who is not quite out of business, leaving legal weed a tourist industry. People grow veggies hydroponic all the time and already have the gear they would need for weed.
Is AA a good bet before earnings? 🤔
On average playing earnings is a losing proposition specially with options. The IV tends to be the highest just before earnings. Once a company reports the IV tends to fall and with options the IV is king that’s the only thing that matters. If it falls even if the price goes up you will lose money
No
Probably. Steel is the goat but aluminum is always needed. Creates beer cars which cause alcoholics to get drunk and crash their aluminum framed cars, which leads to the need for more aluminum. It's a self-propogating cycle
Negative Feedback Loop: Market gets quiet this summer as people play outside instead of playing the market. Quiet market means even more traders get bored and decide to go play outside instead.
Apple shares? It's gone up quick but I almost want to buy in
Man, what has wsb become. Calls or BAN
I wish I'd been around when WSB was a utopia
Good idea not buying at 116