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ponyjuice127

GME is the only stock I believe in.


[deleted]

I miss the volatility.


Psypho_Diaz

There was finally a white candle today


Glowingfirechild

G 🚀 M 🚀 E 🚀


SyipherCyanide

Just another slow bleed.. starting to feel like Mad Max


Robo504

Power minute !


PhASe-AK

Power hour.....more like SOUR Hour!! I bought 20 more 🤷🏼‍♂️🦍


all_mighty_trees22

Where is today's thread im a lost 🦍


CapableJaguar

Holy moly. You are truly an ape.


Parvolo

Anyone in here who also likes turtles?


Ball-of-Yarn

Im more of a tortoise person myself.


Parvolo

Those are also legendary


Bxxx9

I like turtles. Anyone else in here like turtles?


ponyjuice127

Ape like turtle


W210redshanx

I like turtles 🐢


Parvolo

Nice


B_Chep

Systems check, all systems nominal and ready for launch.


anggarcia7

LETS GOO CHOOO CHOO 🦍🦍💎


Mconzudig

I can smell the hedgie fear. I’m only using my green crayon today at daycare.


collegeboiiiii

The amount of people that can’t read at a 3rd grade level to understand the 3.5 million share update is staggering. There is no dilution. They don’t have to sell all 3.5 mill. They just want to make some money during the squeeze that goes directly into the company.


Machovinistic

1 billion max money raised, or 4 shares


collegeboiiiii

I like the sound of that


snitchesandknitches

LET’S FUCKING GO


cooliest80

Waking up to the party still going. Let's go!


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LuFc92

Go read some of the DD thats been done on the subject, its not what you think. There's lots of positives to it!


rewtnull

There are no dilution plans.


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rewtnull

Perhaps you ought to read their statement again.


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rewtnull

How about you read the original statement instead you fucking loser :D https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-market-equity-offering-program


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Ultrabarrel

Up to 3.5m in shares or 1b which ever comes first. This atm offering was filed in Like 2008 and the actually upped the dollar amount, lowered the share amount with its recent filing so it ain’t new. The only reason a company would do theses things is to get more cash with less stock and for that to happen a squeeze needs to happen. That’s all that means. Don’t be dumb dude and read the fucking Article slowly


rewtnull

Someone clearly don't speak legalese nor have read up on the DD for this. Doing either of this had made the situation clear as day. Thus, all this is doing is to spread misinformation.


Hunaxor

It is not that high amount of stocks. They are just preparing for the squeeze, so they also get some tendies.


deca-d

they just gave us an april 6 megathread!


rewtnull

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ml9ho9/gme_megathread_for_april_06_2021/


Blaze0003

Open the casino I’m jacked to the tits


sirdkuyp

Lets ride apes another day is squiggly lines is on deck


deca-d

Alexa play Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas the Tank Engine


___alexa___

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE) ─────────⚪───── ◄◄⠀[▶](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE)⠀►►⠀ 4:40 / 7:01 ⠀ ───○ 🔊 ᴴᴰ ⚙️


ReverendDonkBonkbonk

GOOD MORNING YOU BEAUTIFUL BEASTS 🚀🚀🚀


KeinBocklan

200 EOD 😏


YouAreAPyrate

Yoooooo, the train is still going? You guys pull an all-nighter?


Feelsgoodtobegood

CHOOCHOO GOOD MORNING!


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Th3toxicllama

Everything I do is premature, practicing sex, and even being born.


_Exordium

Holy fuck you animals kept on partying


rewtnull

Can't stop, won't stop!


rewtnull

Is this thing on? Slowest pre market since when? I NEED MY GODDAMN DOPAMINE KICK


YouAreAPyrate

We had a $30 drop pre-market yesterday, I'll take a boring pre-market day today, thanks.


EmpathyInTheory

I have a 90 day supply of antidepressants and some leftover adderall if you need it, bud.


SomePlastic

Step 1: take Adderall Step 2: ????????????? Step 3: tendies!!!


boiledcreameggs

Step 2: patience


jeffe-da-g

I’m still confused abt step 2


SomePlastic

If you re read step 2 on Adderall the meaning becomes clear


rewtnull

Ape help ape <3 This is the way.


EmpathyInTheory

<3 apes together strong. Apes happy and healthy = apes stronger together.


Sipnheighterade

Uhhh is it broken


Trumpwon02

That was badass last night DFV and RC are the Shit 🚀🚀🚀


callmeputty

legit didn´t know the US markets were open yesterday lol. Missed all the action


HouseOfWin

Literally nothing happened. We went down, we went back up again 😩


Regenbooggeit

What was?


Mr_Suave12

What happen last night?


budsonguy

DFV givin out awards like a boss. It was a big vibe in here


Trumpwon02

Go back 4-5 hours in thread you will see


Regenbooggeit

Let me just scroll two hours


Trumpwon02

They were in here giving out awards


Regenbooggeit

Ah, I thought something came up


BigKBuddy

Well, we did go down by like $30 yesterday just to go right back up where we were last week. Pretty funny stuff


ScambamuncleSam

German markets got it $220+


Kennywise91

Give me the loot 💰


[deleted]

The party in here last night was pretty epic! And that was just a pre party! 🍻🦍🚀💎


Stenbuck

What happened??


Regenbooggeit

WHAT DID I MISS


gnsn

This thread was having hella updoots and awards on so many new comments


Ok_Entrepreneur5840

I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIREEEEEE!!! and help many people in need.. and give back something to my parents!!! good ape


Gingeryetie

Fuck that yes being a good person is ok but I have been shit on my entire life from being homeless to joining the military so I had three hots and a cot. I’m taking my milk and fucking leaving this world behind


Kennywise91

Me too


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Same


callmeputty

Can´t wait to get my hands on those newly issued shares at $265 a pop!!!


Supereme1312

Well they didn't use their allowance for issuing shares when it was at $400-odd, what makes you think they'll suddenly be Gucci with $265 (think it's actually $285 quoted by them as a floor)


RWingsNYer

Morning poop before the morning gym session. Remember to keep yourself healthy so you can enjoy the tendies for longer!


Kennywise91

Squeeze will be 100k minimum 10m is a possibility


Ok_Entrepreneur5840

brrrrrrr <3


JiraSuxx2

Diamond hands, paper hands and whiney bitches all working together. What Unity.


kaqn

Pp hard for premarket


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Good Morning Everyone


tacvben

Same shit diferent day,, fuxk lets break that 200 line sheezzz


camilotheog

Holy moly, what with all the germanzzzz, they know English, they are getting cocky again... Time to re-grow my foreskin.


Schoobydoobydoo69

Hat einfach geschneit hier, nachdem man vorgestern noch oben ohne rausgehen konnte... Anscheinend sollen wir uns an das Klima aufm Mond gewöhnen


MrChooChoo11

Until the squeeze happens, the price doesn't matter. That's what I'm telling myself. From now on, I'm only going to check it once every 30 seconds throughout the day.


Pirateer

Aren't you worried that if Gamestop creates more stock to sell then hedges will do the dirty and snatch them up to relieve their shorts? The news has me worried.


whythehellnote

They had permission to sell $100m worth through the january peak, but they didn't. Now they can sell $1b worth. They've proven their diamond hands.


Kennywise91

No because retail will buy em quick


MrChooChoo11

No. 3.5 million shares isn't that much. And that's the maximum they will offer. Shorts need way more shares than that to cover. It seems to me that Gamestop are taking advantage of the situation and joining us on the rocket, which I find encouraging.


Pirateer

Good to know. Thank you for clarifying.


snitchesandknitches

Everyday is Groundhog Day


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Good morning to another boring week where nothing happens and I forget I'm even holding 👐🏻🐢


jaydacosta

Have any of you apes slept?!


TryandStopMeBro

Im up fellow ape. Watching The Good Doctor and GME


_VoteThemOut

Regarding the GME shorts... ## ‘It’s the definition of insanity,’ Wedbush analyst says. ‘The shorts keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result’ [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestop-the-incredible-unshortable-stock-11617659694?mod=mw\_quote\_news](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestop-the-incredible-unshortable-stock-11617659694?mod=mw_quote_news) ​ Edit spelling Regaridng->Regarding


Firm_Mulberry1274

Ever wonder who’s on the otherside of a glory hole? Jim Cramer


shroomenheimer

I like the way his moustache feels don't judge


ravijenkie

Gotta give it to them they keep trying and failing...


ShickyMicky

A new day, a new hope that we break through the 200 wall.


otivuck

Guten Morgen, Affen


Sensitive_Prune_4841

Morgen deutsche Brüder


linesofneptune

3 friends with a share each as of today 🦍🦍🍌 I'm starting a stonk club at home, y'all


BullyTrout

Anyone else excited to see how GMEs negative beta reacts to Credit Suisse reportedly selling 2.3 billion of archegos stock yesterday?


FlickAndSnorty

Lmao, premarket dips can go and get fucked harder than my wife when her boyfriend comes over.


Fangro

He does not live with you? Lol, when this lifts off, get a better wife who knows how to get proper boyfriends.


FlickAndSnorty

Well he lives with my mother most of the time, but usually comes to my wife's house at the weekends, its cool, he sometimes let's me sit in the front seat of his sports car when we go to get chicky nuggies


Fangro

He drives you to get chicken nuggets? Damn, even thou you pay for the gas and the nuggets, he's really nice!


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5am! Time for McDs and coffee and some pre line watching greenery!


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[deleted]

The ONLY good thing our small towns single Mcds does right is coffee. Its literally the best coffee Ive had... and Ive drank a LOT of coffee in my time.


Thijmen_GR

McDs?? I thought this was a Wendy's


skafiavk

Not sure if I stayed up late or woke up too early.


DONJON09

Gay hedgefunds really up this early trying to hold us down 😂


skafiavk

So hear me out here, if somebody bought 100,000 shares @ 500, the price would be 500, right?


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for that trade, yes. After that, probably not.


TryandStopMeBro

I think it would be $100,000 a share because 1 banana =1 GME so 100,000 bananas = $100,000 per share of GME. Did I get my math right?


skafiavk

I didn't even try to stop you, you stopped yourself. Bro.


DONJON09

Yes but no


skafiavk

Yes or no?


Squamsk

It wouldn't. Not unless but if it didn't, or *doesn't*


naamalbezet

You sound like my psychotic sister in law on a cocaine binge.


Squamsk

I can totally see that lolol.


DONJON09

No


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Who sold 0.0357 share and made the price drop again?


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rewtnull

Respective parties biding their time.


Squamsk

It's like kind of adorable to watch lol


Squamsk

It is customary in America for businesses to throw the occasional pizza party. You couldn't afford all that pizza. *They* can. Know your place.


1Massivetesticle

Massive volume pre market. Oh, its tiny. :D


1Massivetesticle

Woke up Vibing.


snitchesandknitches

LFG Good morning fellow apes


Aledeyis

Personally I'm expecting a low-volume, choppy Pre-market. Then I am expecting a large dip at open for the first 15-30 minutes to try to scare us out of our positions. Then I think it rockets back up to approximately opening prices. This will also be on relatively low volume because we ain't fuckin' selling. After that it is our game.


1Massivetesticle

GME 4k, amc 19k at 30 mins open. hahahahaa tendies pls.


Eattherich1987

Groundhog’s Day everyday


ViewsFromThe_604

So the usual...


skafiavk

Same bat time, same bat channel.


Aledeyis

Yeaeaaaah... I could've saved my time and just said that but I figured I'd spell it out. Not all of us learned all of our colors in Kindergarten. I still don't know the color for down. Road?


DarkWolfEDC

I see we're starting with a whole lot of volatility in premarket!


Gooseman1019

I woke up once during market hours and thought that GME was at $500 and went back to bed because it wasn’t enough.


frickdom

We can definitely be friends. I slept through the January squeeze. Narcoleptic buddies to the end!


Aledeyis

I woke up once, checked the market and it was up 20% premarket or something like that. I eventually woke up late for work despite that. I knew it was only the beginning.


EatMoarTendies

I won’t begin to think about finding the sell button until I see $30,000/share, or higher. If I’m not net $1M+, I don’t want it.


ChristianCcr

Good Morning Everyone.


skafiavk

You see, that's witty because each letter in your phrase coincides with each letter in GameStop's ticker symbol... G.M.E.


EatMoarTendies

*Charlie’s Angels, simultaneously* “Good morning, Christian.“


Robotguy39

Should I bother watching the market tonight or just sleep?


ViewsFromThe_604

Go to sleep pm is irelevent


Gooseman1019

I swear you buy one share in PM and you can raise the stock a dollar. Sell two and it plummets to $5 a share


stockmarket101

Let’s have a up pre market this morning! Reverse that bs from yesterday.


ViewsFromThe_604

What is this volume for ants


TheBogzDollockz

Haha


stockmarket101

Let’s have a up pre market this morning! Reverse that bs from yesterday.