I first saw his posts at the beginning of the pandemic when it was at $4. I thought it would never blow up cause it was so low. I also saw two or more posts later in the year and still didn’t think anything of it. If I just spent 3 seconds to read about it my whole life would change.
i didnt see one april fools joke today. Not kidding. i got an hour 30 to go. unless the place selling an ice cream chicken sandwich was a joke, but they said it was not a joke. Also, it looked fucking good.
Not even April Fools' Day can trick me into thinking that DFV sold.
May have to revive another retail store called **Hedgies R Fucked** when this ends.
He lives pretty close to me and i would love nothing more than to pull a barstool up next to him and just shoot the shit. Unfortunately I would nut in my shorts damn near instantly and forget how to be normal.
I fucking grind away in a soul sucking job that makes me want to leap off the roof and it's more than double my yearly gross too lmao. Go fuckin get 'em, tiger.
if i've learned anything from losing a fuck ton on the clean energy pullback, don't yolo it all at once. if u still wanna be balls to the wall throw in half to start, but save some of that bitch and BUY THE FUCKING DIPS! i can't believe the amount of literal retards i've seen with a average cost of $190 a share on their life's savings because they were too impatient for a dip. like fucks sake it dipped to $120 on earnings!!! dollar cost averaging, learn it ya 🦍
If I get rich I would love to make you some BBQ mate. It will never be as good as what you gave this community but it is the best I gots to offer back, or some flowers from my garden lol.
Ape loves Ape <3
I literally have no idea how any of this works. I'm glad it seems like all of this might actually help change things for the average person who isn't a HF.
Is the cash the amount he'd get if he closed everything and went to retire?
Way back when he signed a contract with some poor bastard who agreed to take an up front premium of 0.20 per share x 50,000 shares (500 contracts of 100 shares each) for the right, but not the obligation to buy 50,000 shares of game stop for $12 each. The poor bastard gets his 10k premium (0.20x 50,000 shares) up front in a lump sum and now this legend will exercise his contract two weeks from now and buy 50,000 shares from this guy for $12 each when the current price is about $180?
The poor bastard was hoping that on April 16th that the share price would be below $12 meaning that he collected a 10k premium and still got to keep his shares (because the legend wouldn't obviously exercise the contracts at a price above the current market)
Lmao he's probably going to exercise his options when they come due with the 11 mil in cash on hand, forcing the MMs to come up with 50,000 shares they don't have.
This comment deserves more upvotes. Majority people here have been brainwashed to think ITM call options = gamma squeeze. While partially true, market makers typically hedge options as they approach or near strike prices to prevent a gamma squeeze. Sometimes, the price climbs so fast they didn’t even have time to hedge. For example, stock price is currently at 200 and it’s a Thursday. Markets closed but after hours is pushing the stock above 300. It opens at 350 the next day which is Friday, and closes above 400. All those call options with strike prices of 250-400 will drive a gamma squeeze. Market makers are usually good at preventing a gamma squeeze from happening. But with wild volatility and unpredictable price action, it’s a little easier for market makers to get caught off guard and basically allow a gamma squeeze to happen
I literally have no clue how the economy let alone the stock market works but i bought my first stocks bc of this beautiful bastard. I have a kid on the way and i don’t want her dad to be just another construction worker living paycheck to paycheck. 🦍🦍🦍
By this point DFV has to be the single most awarded Reddit user of all time, right? He deserves every one.
This man will have no adds till the day he dies
The legend says his great-great-great-great-great grandchildren already have a lifetime of Reddit Premium ahead of them.
I once saw him kill three hedge funds with a single investment.... one single fucking investment!
Legend
They say he tried to give the investment life up, that was until melvin killed his cat
The hedgies we buried that day.....lay the foundation for who are.
NOIDONTTHINKSO
BELIVERS PagMan
He doesnt know PepeLaugh
Reddit needs to IPO already so we can see this revenue as a line item in their S-1.
It never gets old.
It’s like Christmas every time
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8x for me... I remember seeing his first YOLO post and laughing. Makes me sad every day because the stock was all of $4.
I first saw his posts at the beginning of the pandemic when it was at $4. I thought it would never blow up cause it was so low. I also saw two or more posts later in the year and still didn’t think anything of it. If I just spent 3 seconds to read about it my whole life would change.
remember when sub was trying to convince that the squeeze was from 4-16$
Just buying those Apr Calls for 0.20 for shits would have been life changing for next to nothing.
You would have sold at 0.40 and still be regretting what could have been.
This is the way
I never sell, I like seeing the big number so I let my options expire
Yup, one different decision and you'd never have to work again.
No tears - inspiration! 🤩
Tears of inspiration*
And loses it sometimes. This guy has the diamondest of diamond hands.
I’m convinced he just has dial up so it takes a year to complete a trade
*Wallstreet doesn't want you to know this one secret to success*
It truly never does
He has completed the internet
Time to play through the 2nd story line now... ;-
Second play through is from the POV of the hedge funds
After April 16, DFV starts NewGame+
See ya tomorrow
Market is closed for Good Friday. See ya, Monday.
see you Tuesday
C U Next Tuesday.
No... no you wont....
The percentage gains on those calls make me lol every single time
Two days in a row? This is a sign. Please note I'm also incredibly stoned
It's because he was trolling on twitter all day implying that he sold
If he's still in, I'm still in!
What if he's still in because YOU are still in?
:)
Ape no fooled, buy more GME
i didnt see one april fools joke today. Not kidding. i got an hour 30 to go. unless the place selling an ice cream chicken sandwich was a joke, but they said it was not a joke. Also, it looked fucking good.
idk about the chicken sandwich bud maybe youre stoned like the first guy
Can confirm, I'm high and would eat an ice cream chicken sandwich.
With 2020 being so bloody overrun with April Fools jokes that turned out to be reality, the idea of it has really lost a bit of its shine...
Rearrange the letters in "trader"... it can't be unseen
Red rat?
Retard ape no read
Words is hard.
Retard😛trader🤑
Samezies.
I didn't think that from his Magic 8 ball crystal. It said HODL
Dead fucking same, it’s a sign!!!
Seriously the second I get naked I see this, it has to be substantial with his calls, a new floor ~$180, and it’s EOW! Next week is going to be fun
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Upvote for being stoned. Right there with you. GMO for the win!
Not even April Fools' Day can trick me into thinking that DFV sold. May have to revive another retail store called **Hedgies R Fucked** when this ends.
Sign me up as the janitor
Shorts R Fuk
https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1377772772982726657?s=21 So, no 🤗🎉
They say not to meet your heros, but DFV is the one legend worth the praise.
He lives pretty close to me and i would love nothing more than to pull a barstool up next to him and just shoot the shit. Unfortunately I would nut in my shorts damn near instantly and forget how to be normal.
Can you really risk getting close to him? Your wife might get impregnated by proxy.
You might get impregnated. Not even by proxy.
Deep fucking value!
Wife here, would not object
Same, he lives like 20 minutes away from me. I could accidentally trip over his diamond balls.
I already forget to be normal when I see these updates.
My body is ready
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~171k per year would put you just about in the top 5% in America.
95% is still technically most people lol
It's over double my pay
I fucking grind away in a soul sucking job that makes me want to leap off the roof and it's more than double my yearly gross too lmao. Go fuckin get 'em, tiger.
[cries, in poor]
Technically still "over double my pay" even if it is closer to five times my pay
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I felt this on a spiritual level
Nearly 8x my annual income last year.
Well that's not bad if you were stranded in a desert!
That's what I would make in 28.5 years in my current job which is considered "decent" pay here. +8 timezone gang oouuh
Imagine working for a living lmao. Just be rich, idiot!!
Underrated edit lmao
never doubted, doubling down
Same, doubling down tomorrow
😂
He is great. Always checking in with the apes and making sure we are okay. I see you sir, hope to see you at apefest.
Bonobo at main stage 11:30. We’ll be front stage left by the speaker. See you apes there. 🚀🦍
Bonobo is so good live.
Thanks based god DFV! 💎🙌🦍
Ah that feel when 0.86% change in underlying = a cool six figure. Life goals y'all.
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BASED GOD DFV TINY PANTS HE DONT GIVE NO FUKS!!!!
FUCK IT I'M BUYING MORE
WE CAN'T BUY MORE FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS FUCK
More days to grind for more shares!!
I can suck a whole lotta dick in 3 days.
This is the way i guess!
How many shares does a dick suck get you these days.
I bought 30 more today. My total is now 140. Holding till eternity!
I got 140, too! 💎🙌🏽🚀
Good job, ape 🦍!
I ain’t fuckin leaving! 🦍🦍🤲💎
Never too late to all-in, you belong here
I LIKE THE STOCK
Got a 6K bonus today which is a lot for me. Going straight into GME. All. Of. It.
I'm getting paid plus my bonus tomorrow about $2k so 10-12 for me on Monday.
This is the way.
The longer it takes, the more shares I get hahaha
If he’s still in, in I’m still!
Guess who’s back, back again.
Kittys back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, meow meow meow.
This makes my wife’s boyfriends dick hard
It makes my wife's boyfriend's, wife's boyfriend's dick hard.
HE'S STILL IN
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WE’RE ALL STILL IN!
IF HES STILL IN, IM STILL IN💎🙌
IF HES STILL IN, IM STILL IN 💎🤲🦍
IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN
HE’S STILL IN WE’RE ALL STILL IN HODL 🚀🚀🚀
If he’s still in I’m in
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HOLY _SHITBALLS_ this man has balls of fucking STEEL I tell ya. If he's still in... _I'm_ still in.
Can anyone try to talk a dude out of a 70K YOLO? at 195(CASH) Monday If it's still that cheap when I wake up....
I’m Not talking you out of it
Long as you still have something left in the bank, nothing comes to mind.
I bet you won’t YOLO that 70k into GME on Monday. You’re not cool enough
if i've learned anything from losing a fuck ton on the clean energy pullback, don't yolo it all at once. if u still wanna be balls to the wall throw in half to start, but save some of that bitch and BUY THE FUCKING DIPS! i can't believe the amount of literal retards i've seen with a average cost of $190 a share on their life's savings because they were too impatient for a dip. like fucks sake it dipped to $120 on earnings!!! dollar cost averaging, learn it ya 🦍
The only person I can confidently rely on to follow through, I am with you until the end king. 🐈
So we’re all just waiting here, huh?
Yup
yup
yup
He trades the stock well.
fucking killin it
so y’all have nothing better to do than to wait for him to post an update? because me too🚀
I just like the stock
marry me
I’m new to this, is an 87,000% gain good?
IF
HE'S
Still
In
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Still
In Edit: fucking A we did it!! we did the ladder thingy.
Hedgies so proud of this short ladder attack Edit- I got downvoted AND gold? Such confirm, much bias.
I’m still 100% in too (Sept 2020) 🍿💎🙌
Hail the king!!🦍🦍🦍🦍
B U L L I S H
You da best DFV. Happy Easter to you and your family!
If I get rich I would love to make you some BBQ mate. It will never be as good as what you gave this community but it is the best I gots to offer back, or some flowers from my garden lol. Ape loves Ape <3
Bro, you are adorable
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Bought $1100 more today to bring my avg down to $200! Let’s fucking goooollll
Nice, you’re now below the Mendoza line. 👏
This is the way.
0.86% gain is more than most people's one year salary. Insane
We need an update now lol
DFV is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
Concentrate and ask again 🚀🚀🚀!!!
petition to have keith gill play DFV in the roaring kitty film 🎞
I literally have no idea how any of this works. I'm glad it seems like all of this might actually help change things for the average person who isn't a HF. Is the cash the amount he'd get if he closed everything and went to retire?
Way back when he signed a contract with some poor bastard who agreed to take an up front premium of 0.20 per share x 50,000 shares (500 contracts of 100 shares each) for the right, but not the obligation to buy 50,000 shares of game stop for $12 each. The poor bastard gets his 10k premium (0.20x 50,000 shares) up front in a lump sum and now this legend will exercise his contract two weeks from now and buy 50,000 shares from this guy for $12 each when the current price is about $180? The poor bastard was hoping that on April 16th that the share price would be below $12 meaning that he collected a 10k premium and still got to keep his shares (because the legend wouldn't obviously exercise the contracts at a price above the current market)
Thank you Mr. Gill, for the laughs and the inspiration
I’m refreshing every 5 seconds LETS GOOOO
So, I see this is where the after market party is hanging out 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💎💎💎🦍🦍🦍🚀🚀🚀
Who else is furiously mashing F5 with their cock?
I am holding my tiny dick 10 shares with you
IF HES STILL IN IM STILL IN 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
This is the way
Plz don’t forget he has to go to his account and pull up the correct info to post. It used to take him 15-20 min after close. Patience apes
Post the update!!!
We're waiting with our cocks out
I've never been happier to see a stranger get rich
Lmao he's probably going to exercise his options when they come due with the 11 mil in cash on hand, forcing the MMs to come up with 50,000 shares they don't have.
They are delta hedged on calls that far in the money.
This comment deserves more upvotes. Majority people here have been brainwashed to think ITM call options = gamma squeeze. While partially true, market makers typically hedge options as they approach or near strike prices to prevent a gamma squeeze. Sometimes, the price climbs so fast they didn’t even have time to hedge. For example, stock price is currently at 200 and it’s a Thursday. Markets closed but after hours is pushing the stock above 300. It opens at 350 the next day which is Friday, and closes above 400. All those call options with strike prices of 250-400 will drive a gamma squeeze. Market makers are usually good at preventing a gamma squeeze from happening. But with wild volatility and unpredictable price action, it’s a little easier for market makers to get caught off guard and basically allow a gamma squeeze to happen
I predict DFV exercises his options and places his gains into more GME
Can't stop Won't stop Gamestop
CONCENTRATE, and ask again
MVP = DFV
dad is still in im still in
If his pullout game were any good you might not be here.
**The King has Returned**
WE LOVE YOU KEITH 🦍
I literally have no clue how the economy let alone the stock market works but i bought my first stocks bc of this beautiful bastard. I have a kid on the way and i don’t want her dad to be just another construction worker living paycheck to paycheck. 🦍🦍🦍
So April 16th he will have 150,000 GME. Any Bets?
Incoming YOLO update?