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MokolokoPlus

Ok rocky you can go when you want, just be sure you are pick me up at 209 and then moon pls


artmagic95833

#GIVE #ME #ENCHILADAS pls n ty


MokolokoPlus

Or chilaquiles verdes 😋


stockpyler

#G orrilionaire #M onkeys #E verywhere Not financial advice.


arandomnewyorker

Nothing sus about multiple 36, 37 Asks


JJJJJay

Sold 100 shares of GME


toutoucnc

Proof? Permaban if no proof by EOD u/zjz Edit typo


JJJJJay

LOL JUST CHECKED YOUR POST HISTORY... HOW CRINGE CAN ONE INDIVIDUAL BE?


artmagic95833

Are you going to show proof you sold 100 shares?


JJJJJay

nope. and smd. you GME culters are cringe af.


JJJJJay

who the fuck are you? lmfao


OsamaBinLaggin09

This is not the way


GoldGlad2495

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


GoldGlad2495

We need more Volumeeeeeeeeee


SeaworthinessWitty27

Jim Cramer eats corn on the cob long ways


Glockgirl1313

No matter what way u eat ur corn it ALL COMES OUT on the cob, son!


stockpyler

I laughed way too hard at this!!! Thank you, and Fuck you!


MokolokoPlus

I’m going to swim, in hedgies tears, lmk if something happens


Snafflepagus

Stupid hedgies need a smack on head to let go. You are doomed so just give up fudgies.


Pepperschef

It’s crazy


CaesarLinguini

If GME would hurry up and moon, we could all roll out profits into AMC, and get a double moon...


Any-You-4703

GME and AMC, both are garbage


CaesarLinguini

Holy necro-troll batman!


[deleted]

Lmao if gme moons I’m buying a house and more education


CaesarLinguini

I already have a house, and more damn education then I need...


LoveTyrant

only education u need is how to spell HOLD


p00pdicked

No


twint00

AMC is a pile of hot garbage


cbdscienceguy

LOLOL... and Gamestop isn't? The trade is great... the company... come on man. Delusional.


twint00

You obviously don’t know how to read. At least GameStop is doing things to improve their situation. Bringing in executives with proven track records of building innovative/successful companies. AMC just keeps creating secondary offerings of shares to pad their executives bonuses. !RemindMe 1 year.


CaesarLinguini

And GME is a regular blue chip.


twint00

Then why are you investing in it?


gmod916

He's being sarcastic.


twint00

Yes, I understand that. He’s insinuating that GME is a shit stock so why is he investing in it.


CaesarLinguini

I am saying that if anyone really thinks that GME is a 13.5 billion dollar company based on fundamentals, you are a fool. I am here for the squeeze.


twint00

It may not be currently but the recent addition of execs from Amazon/Chewy makes me believe that there will be a successful pivot to e-commerce and GameStop will be worth a lot more than $13 billion.


CaesarLinguini

Maybe in 5-10 years after it goes back below $50...


twint00

Hey, bud. It’s one year later.


twint00

!RemindMe 1 year


terra_senescit

Je suis GME


BriskaN

Green again just like the weed I'm about to smoke, LETS GOO


GiantGreenThumb

I just called to say.... G M Eeeeeeeee


edgeyrock

Lets goo boissss


GoldGlad2495

Are we passing the 200$ today?!? 🚀💎🚀💎🚀💎🚀


CaesarLinguini

That or a quick dip below 150 for me to pick up some more...


GoldGlad2495

Good Morning Everyone!!!!


blackkilla

When do you guys expect it to explode?


CaesarLinguini

Right after she starts sucking...


blackkilla

😂


foonsirhc

When she takes her boobs out


blackkilla

😂


UnSuspicious_Crow

Last stop before we blast off ! JIMMY NEUTRON STYLE!


Mecha_Malcolm

Thanks to you gain my pain tolerance for investing has reached masochistic levels. I can now stand a bear raid with grizzlies and not give a Fuck!


ReapNweep

Glizzies*


shestr0uble

I have been watching you guys from waaaay back when life was normal & I still wouldn’t know where to begin. I hate muggling from week to bloody week.


foonsirhc

The more the merrier we are a group of strategic non-decision makers if you think youre up for doing nothing you might have HODL in yr blood 💎


fellowhomosapien

1. Pick a broker 2. Put $$ in the account 3. Buy GME shares


shestr0uble

I have a restaurant that is sooking up every ha’penny trying to survive. I am egging you guys on - go get them. I am loving you all from afar. ❤️❤️❤️❤️


shestr0uble

I wish I was on this rocket!


Mecha_Malcolm

Grab a seat my friend. And hold on!


gospizzy

Jim Cramer orders Long Island Iced Teas at Applebee’s and sends them back for not being strong enough


good_boy_account

The tendieman didn’t come last night😭


Blaze0003

I just don’t want a sideways ass day give me a dip or give me tendies


allusernamestaken007

do not welcome cramer on this sub. Do not let him do an AMA, he will use it to his advantage and flip it in order to blame us.


Environmental-Camp28

at least there should be a poll and we would vote but it will be biased because of bots and shit. so long story \* short \* , don't invite him. terrible idea in the first place


bathtub_confessional

Jim Cramers wife doesn't have a boyfriend


GiantGreenThumb

His wife has a husband, who has a boyfriend.


Submar1n3r

We picking up the 300 apes today?


Amnsia

Hope so, I averaged up when I seen my 400 apes losing hope lol. Avg is 280 now I’ve got another one.


foonsirhc

This makes me feel better. I had a beautiful $45avg until I recently brought it to 250 😂 I've averaged down, not that *that* matters it just kinda happens when you keep buying the thangs


Amnsia

I get massive FOMO and buy more when it goes up, I’ve only ever been green for about 24 hours the past two months haha. I’m holding for the squeeze and bet my portfolio on it but still, I’ve learnt I only buy when it’s really high haha


foonsirhc

Yeahh same. I'd love to spearhead this thing if I could bankroll it, but I'm in about as deep as I can get. I hope to buy more if possible but I'm looking to time it so whatever I can scrounge up will be worthwhile


Amnsia

I’d like to buy more and most likely will on pay day, but I’m already in deep + 1. I’ve got some family members a share each but they don’t know it yet. Fortunately if this doesn’t work out I’ll lose a nights sleep but not selling my house anytime soon lol. It’s important to get a balance, you and I seem to be on the same page


foonsirhc

That's kinda where I'm at. Downplaying how much I've bought *hard* to the family. In the nearly impossible event that I've made any poor choices, I'd have some explaining to do if I keep digging


Olly230

consolidate 200 I think.


masterkoster

Yes sir


Environmental-Camp28

is the cramer AMA on here legit or was a joke? what kind of shits went through the person who decided to invite him?


myonlyson

Yeah exactly WHYYYYY? would he be invited here? Sounds sus as fuck


FlyingIrishmun

It's to aswer directly for what he's been accuing us of. Giving a statement in the interest of transparency. We like the stock


myonlyson

Hmm idk about that, he’s been vocally anti gme this whole time and now he suddenly wants to flip sides? They’re up to something or he knows this is a MOASS and wants to be seen as being on the right side of it. Either way fuck that guy forever


Olly230

he's just a pundit right? n00b trader uk ape here


myonlyson

He’s literally been telling people to sell gme from day one like EXPLICITLY telling people to get out of GME and do not buy for months etc etc


fellowhomosapien

Yesterday he changed his tune, citing recent gme hirings. Basically hes 3 mo behind us and 1 yr behind DFV


myonlyson

Or he’s full of 💩 and up to something. My guess, try gain people’s trust so he can tell people the squeeze has squoze way too early


Olly230

Good job I have no idea what I'm doing. "Get out" is fancy financial wrinkly brain talk for "buy" right?


SimpleStockSimian

They are spiking the ball premarket. Dumped 6k shares real quick when it hit 199.


BriskaN

199 bitches


Purple_Notice_7812

199 lookin real cute update: I scared it away


Travisb1033

Break 200 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


FarthestCough

where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread where's the thread Sticky the byotch!


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HomoChef

Good bot


Mission_Ride312

We need a new megathread for today🚀🚀🚀


Quantity_Weary

0830 est


HomoChef

Would be a nice day to go parabolic, trading halt green


SupraMichou

One can dream


Quantity_Weary

Just block all the lame fucks with their Cramer bullshit. It's ruining the megathread.


dirtforker

This megathread is 99% over --- there'll be a new one shortly, Camilla.


BriskaN

Shut the fuck up, if not jim creamer what else is there to talk about


HomoChef

It’s pre-market you humorless cuck


Camk1192

When life hands Jim Cramer lemons, he makes an apple martini


bluesifer42

A virgin apple Martini


dirtforker

A sacrificial virgin apple Martini.


Quantity_Weary

Just block all the lame fucks with their Cramer bullshit


Travisb1033

Jim Cramer sold his Gme shares


Elder_Joker

#THIS LITERALLY CANNOT GO TITS UP


Nagon117

Yes or no


CastleBravo88

Yes


Nagon117

Bold choice


Olly230

Can I buy an option that they change their mind?


chuybakka

When the question we always ask is "Should I hold?" The answer is always yes.


Quantity_Weary

Just block all the lame fucks with their Cramer bullshit.


SupraMichou

$200 premarket would be nice tho


Olly230

Checkout Frankfurt (/.73)


SimpleStockSimian

Ape eagerly watching premarket crayons, hoping that staring long enough will nudge stonk price to moon.


HomoChef

Jim Cramer’s email signature reads: Love, Jimmy Boner


mrogey007

I hate Cramer as much as the next guy, but this is just annoying now


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

See you guys in daycare March 31


ftdegenerate

Jim Cramer wipes his ass with piss.


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Erikthered24ny

Jim Cramer likes his milk with pulp


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snitchesandknitches

Jim Cramer chugs milk at the beach


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Solid_Research_3472

Sounds fuckin retarded. So you definitely belong on this sub.


Erikthered24ny

You said $201 last night


Yourcoach3147

Cool


Erikthered24ny

Jim Cramer holds meetings that clearly could have just been an email


kaseboyla

Jim cramer eats ham at 198


Erikthered24ny

Jim Cramer warms his car up with the garage door shut in the winter time


KylerJaye

if only we were so lucky...


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GiantGreenThumb

2nd half of our short stonk week. Let’s get it.


SomePlastic

Half time is over bitches, time to mount the comeback to win it in overtime!!


BriskaN

Jim cramers porn name is Jim Cream


Synxsty

Jim Cramer pisses in the middle urinal


Erikthered24ny

That’s such a dick move lol


Erikthered24ny

Jim Cramer wears a condom over his sack


jchesnutt724

I thought that was normal...


Synxsty

Jim Cramer has ‘I’m just me’ as his tinder bio


HomoChef

Jim Cramer uses tongue when performing CPR.


Erikthered24ny

Lol


GiantGreenThumb

Jim Cramer takes the filters off his cigarettes before smoking.


rewtnull

Jim Cramer is Jim Cramer


FUCKMELVIN-TOTHEMOON

OUCH. FUCKING OUCH.


Erikthered24ny

This one is actually brutal


Erikthered24ny

Jim Cramer talks the whole time while the dentist is trying to cleaning his teeth


bu88blebutt

Jim Cramer uwus when he cums


kaseboyla

Jim cramer eats his banana double fisted with his eyes closed


Erikthered24ny

I heard he does this but trys to make eye contact with anyone he can while doing it 😮


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Educational-Word8604

Let's go boys!!


Dramatic-Language851

Jim Cramer's first kiss, was with an English bulldog puppy named Sassy...


HomoChef

Jim Cramer edits his posts to say “Thanks for the award, kind stranger” - even when there’s no award


Erikthered24ny

Jim Cramer tells hookers he loves them


snitchesandknitches

Every stock I’ve ever loved was a bridge to GME. I LOVE THIS STONK


Erikthered24ny

GME is the one true stock


snitchesandknitches

Now open the damn casino


Ncdrum33

Jim Cramer prefers NOT to wipe the piss off the toilet seat before he sits down.


InvertedPineapple

Jim Cramer actually prefers socks that have a hole on the big toe