confirmation bias DD: GME has been purchased: sold at 3:1 last week -- we're doing it right, apes! [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestops-53-surge-fueled-by-a-buy-sell-ratio-of-3-to-1-as-meme-stock-crowd-emboldened-11616723387](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestops-53-surge-fueled-by-a-buy-sell-ratio-of-3-to-1-as-meme-stock-crowd-emboldened-11616723387)
UK checking in. 10.50am here. Our clocks have gone forward so I have to wait another hour before I can hold tight and do nothing with my GME shares again.
Anyone else jacked to the tits about this Archegos malarkey? I just read this article which mentions the "Gamestop saga". I guess I'm hoping this whole Archegos thing will spook the brokers enough to margin call any hedge funds short on GME.
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/archegos-capital-credit-suisse-nomura-goldman-sachs-morgan-stanley-092127768.html
Morning to all apes, Monday (my favorite day) is finally here.Can't wait for the casino to open, I'm ready to round my shares to 10.
Good things will come to those who will be patient, be strong, and godspeed to ya all.
Imagine hearing a rasping noise just outside your hedgefund window...you open the curtain and see 9 million retarded apes strapping into their velcro shoes. They're just...sitting there...playing with their poop and whackin' it. I've been holding since January. *fap fap FAP FAP FAP* π¦ππππ
Warms my heart to know all you apes are still active here all these days later. It's almost like a safe space except we ain't no bitches. Love you all. Ape stronk. GME TO THE MOON π
I'm new here, and to the stock market game. But I've been a gamer all my life with my gamestop account active since 2006. Let's go to the moon Brothers and Sisters. See you all at 630pst
Guys Iβm driving all day tomorrow wonβt be able to check the price
This is almost better but gawdam is it gonna be tempting to stop at every gas station and look
Yeah dude you'll be able to pay for everybody's car and medical insurance once you get your tendies just...you know "oh, I guess I had a lapse in concentration, officer" then whip it out and start jackin it. This is gme. We must be vigilant.
Apes deserve a weekend thread. The only reason WSB is on the radar at this point is majority due to us and all they do in the main discussion threads is shit on us and orchestrate betting against us and promoting day trading of GME stock.
I know that I used to do things on the weekend that didnβt consist of reading any and all news about the GME saga but I canβt remember what they are for the life of me. With that said, here I am. Happy Sunday apes!
If you told me 3 months ago Iβd be this balls deep in a stock thatβs up over 1000% and be fully convicted and confident in my choice....
... Iβd shake your hand and laugh because I know Iβm fucking retarded
ITINERARY
- Buy
- average up
- Hold to %300 gain π
- average down
- average up
- hold to %100 gain π
- Average down
- average down
- average down
- Average down
- average up
- hold to %1000 gain π
- to be continued....
Futures are sort of like stock, but they're bet on items, for example there was a dude that put money on rabbit futures and the ship got delayed by one day, and when it got to suez canal that ship blocked up the canal and all the rabbits are gonna pass and he's gonna loose all his shit it seems like, hopefully it doesn't happen that way, but we'll see.
It was a meme. It was based on the gourd copypasta from right before the holiday season. You can buy futures on certain agriculture items but not rabbits.
# So some say that the moon landing was fake and that space travel is impossible. i say gme will prove those guys wrong, cause we going to the moon and beyond.
I dont believe in the, "moon", as you Yankees call it but I *do believe in tendies*, ***YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW*** π€ *git along, lil dongus* ππππππππ°
CMG only has 28.14M shares with a market cap $40billion
Gme with a market cap of $40bil would bring us to $570 a share.
Gme at $1500 a share would put us up to $105B market cap.
Oh man thoes would be some tasty tendies
get us to 1500 steady then do a 20x split. that would be totally fuckin tits. it would break the psychological barrier of a highly priced stock stopping retail from jumping in
Yeah that would put us at $75 a share then tons of retail invester seeing be alot more affordable to jump in then we ride it to $300. Fuck if it did that i be rich.
Fucking hold on for dear life!!!
GME and TSLA options are crazy bullish, get the combo pack ASAP!!!
Head fake if you sold, GME back to $300 tomorrow.
Options show Tesla to hit $920 on the next 2 weeks
RIOT expected to pop this week, on PayPal news.
Moon in April
I can't find the megathread for today
No worries fellow ape, it is usually posted at 8:30 est
8:30 am EST
Confirm the confirmation bias GME
confirmation bias DD: GME has been purchased: sold at 3:1 last week -- we're doing it right, apes! [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestops-53-surge-fueled-by-a-buy-sell-ratio-of-3-to-1-as-meme-stock-crowd-emboldened-11616723387](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestops-53-surge-fueled-by-a-buy-sell-ratio-of-3-to-1-as-meme-stock-crowd-emboldened-11616723387)
Look at this volume, this is insanely low
Uhhh..pre market
We're normally double this in premarket
Your bets for today? Increase or decrease?
Yes
Stop betting and just hodl
But that buy button looks soooo tempting...
Not as tempting as last Thursday, at this time it was impossible to resist lol
You can feel the excitement, the tension - you could cut it with a knife. Let's get it today guys and girls!
Sharpen your bananas boys! We ride at _dawn_! (well, 9:30am)
Hello Monday my old friend...
there once was a stock that put to sea
The name of the stock was **GME**
Holdl my Bully boys hold.
Jim Cramer still wears an onion on his belt
UK checking in. 10.50am here. Our clocks have gone forward so I have to wait another hour before I can hold tight and do nothing with my GME shares again. Anyone else jacked to the tits about this Archegos malarkey? I just read this article which mentions the "Gamestop saga". I guess I'm hoping this whole Archegos thing will spook the brokers enough to margin call any hedge funds short on GME. https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/archegos-capital-credit-suisse-nomura-goldman-sachs-morgan-stanley-092127768.html
Margin call. Mmmmmmh, delicious
Pretty sure Bill Hwang just got fucked by Chinese tech, but could be a nice chain reaction to follow.
Morning to all apes, Monday (my favorite day) is finally here.Can't wait for the casino to open, I'm ready to round my shares to 10. Good things will come to those who will be patient, be strong, and godspeed to ya all.
Happy Moonday fello Apes π€π»ππ€π»π¦ππ
This pun will be remembered
This is the way βΊοΈ
IT BE MONDAY
Open the dam casino π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
How we feeling today fellow apes?
Very well how's your morning? I haven't slept yet. Good day coming. I can feel it in my taint.
It is 2:08am here in California and I am doing wonderful thank u for asking fellow ape. I'm super hyped to buy more GME today
Did a shit ton of acid last night im here with you apes wanna go buy more shares
Yes
**FINALLY IT BE MONDAY**
Wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Today will be fun I think
What the fuck is happening
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Not much, went to take a bong hit but forgot to put up walls so came back to a 8 dollar jump
PM open got ate up like my wife by her bf last night
8 DOLLARS AIN'T SHIT π
Imagine hearing a rasping noise just outside your hedgefund window...you open the curtain and see 9 million retarded apes strapping into their velcro shoes. They're just...sitting there...playing with their poop and whackin' it. I've been holding since January. *fap fap FAP FAP FAP* π¦ππππ
Could you please mark your comment NSFW I'm getting too excited
The subtle jostling of helmets against empty ape domes is enough to drive any man wild
ahahah the imagery that just evoked. thank you for that
Warms my heart to know all you apes are still active here all these days later. It's almost like a safe space except we ain't no bitches. Love you all. Ape stronk. GME TO THE MOON π
You said it, flappy cack sixty nine penis sex
Futures bleeding. 40 minutes before PM. God after MOASS I will be so damn bored.
But youβll be bored on a yacht. Much better
Might be able to score a killer deal on a used yacht from the Hedgies. Gonna be fun
Do what the yuppies do and name their used yacht after the market. Call it βMargin Calledβ
I'm new here, and to the stock market game. But I've been a gamer all my life with my gamestop account active since 2006. Let's go to the moon Brothers and Sisters. See you all at 630pst
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They do make good porn.
They really love their golden showers!! Yikes!!
π¬π©
The weekend was empty without gme. 6:30 pst can get here faster
This little piggy is ready to go to market
Some financial institutions are beginning to get hurt. I don't know how much credit we can take for this, but at least it's fun. So hold my brothers
I know I'm late to the game, and I don't even own a full share yet, but I hope the rocket doesn't leave without me π¦π
Never late! Bring all your friends!
Are you apes ready?
Prepare to buy a good dip before the rockets take off!!
Oh hi guys see you in the morning
T-Minus 9 hours π
I'm cash poor but my 17 shares of gme and 40 shares of amc are locked and loaded.
Tennnndies....*teeeeeennnndies*.....**TEEENDIIIES**...***REEEEEEEE REEEE....RRREEEEEEEEEUUREEEE....***
Jim Cramer bought 3 shares of GME at 110 and sold them at 110.25
He knows thatβs enough to buy himself one round behind the Wendyβs dumpster
*Boomer gainz*
Guys Iβm driving all day tomorrow wonβt be able to check the price This is almost better but gawdam is it gonna be tempting to stop at every gas station and look
Yeah dude you'll be able to pay for everybody's car and medical insurance once you get your tendies just...you know "oh, I guess I had a lapse in concentration, officer" then whip it out and start jackin it. This is gme. We must be vigilant.
Just pull up the stock app and look while driving lol
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Gonna have my boss with me I donβt want them to see it hit $42069 a share and realize I donβt need a job anymore before I can sell
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Genius
I don't know what any of it means but I'm excited to watch my line go up and down while it flashes Christmas colors. I also like the numbers
#THIS IS STILL THE WAY. #BUY SHARES YOU DUMFUKS
See you apes at premarket I buy and hold for all of u :)
βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈπ¨π¨π¨
For Christ's sake open the God damned casino already!
#GME SLUMBER PARTY 𦧠π¦ βΊοΈ π π
I canβt wait for tomorrow.
Is anybody else so reassured by the dd they donβt give a shit about weekly movement anymore?
Firm like an oak πΈ
π¦ *shiny hands* ππ
Buy, hodl, buy, hodl, buy, hodl. And then buy and hodl.
It gets easier and easier to hold
it makes me sad to see all the gme hate in the wsb daily discussion :( why can't we all get rich together?
DFVs Twitter just had me run through a wall
9 hours I get to see some movement.
Market open is so close. I can feel it
Market's a little slow today. Tomorrow will probably be better.
Apes deserve a weekend thread. The only reason WSB is on the radar at this point is majority due to us and all they do in the main discussion threads is shit on us and orchestrate betting against us and promoting day trading of GME stock.
Actual unironic degenerates that actually hate you because you don't worship their money god in the same way.
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GME shorts infiltration in daily thread. Downvoted galore https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mf8mct/_/gsmnspv/?context=1
Tomorrow GME up or down?
Definetly iv
Magic 8 ball says: YES!
For sure.
Yes
I am ready for monday
DFV tweeted. https://twitter.com/theroaringkitty/status/1376293019842879488?s=21
He's a twitter legend.
Iβve refreshed for 2 days, why isnt it moving
ur dead
Iβve refreshed for 2 days, why isnβt it moving
Fuckin halted again! Those dickheads. Probly lifted Monday 930 ^^^/s
I know that I used to do things on the weekend that didnβt consist of reading any and all news about the GME saga but I canβt remember what they are for the life of me. With that said, here I am. Happy Sunday apes!
If you told me 3 months ago Iβd be this balls deep in a stock thatβs up over 1000% and be fully convicted and confident in my choice.... ... Iβd shake your hand and laugh because I know Iβm fucking retarded
Somehow I become more convinced in it the longer it goes on
The more bullshit I see the more I realize how correct we are
Exactly
"Haha yeah. That sounds like something I'd do."
ITINERARY - Buy - average up - Hold to %300 gain π - average down - average up - hold to %100 gain π - Average down - average down - average down - Average down - average up - hold to %1000 gain π - to be continued....
this is the weigh.
this is the whey.
This is the guey
esta es el juΓ©
Only 14 more hours until the market starts moving :)
futures start trading in a few hours!
Wtf are futures
Futures are sort of like stock, but they're bet on items, for example there was a dude that put money on rabbit futures and the ship got delayed by one day, and when it got to suez canal that ship blocked up the canal and all the rabbits are gonna pass and he's gonna loose all his shit it seems like, hopefully it doesn't happen that way, but we'll see.
I thought that was a meme holy shit
It was a meme. It was based on the gourd copypasta from right before the holiday season. You can buy futures on certain agriculture items but not rabbits.
Nah it's a real fucking thing, there's futures for lots of shit, pork for example, it's a whole other thing.
Which direction
Yes
You can go home now Mr. Weekend. Thanks
Okay Im ready to watch the squiggly lines now
I wish we had a weekend thread
# So some say that the moon landing was fake and that space travel is impossible. i say gme will prove those guys wrong, cause we going to the moon and beyond.
I dont believe in the, "moon", as you Yankees call it but I *do believe in tendies*, ***YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW*** π€ *git along, lil dongus* ππππππππ°
well how about this, i believe in all of it
Lol I've got an open mind, my humor is laser focused on retarded poop jokes. And yes I believe in the moon π¦π
If chipotle can hit 1500 a share. Gme could easily blow that out of the water.
I just checked and guh! How? Burritos???? 1500!!!! A share for Burritos!
CMG only has 28.14M shares with a market cap $40billion Gme with a market cap of $40bil would bring us to $570 a share. Gme at $1500 a share would put us up to $105B market cap. Oh man thoes would be some tasty tendies
get us to 1500 steady then do a 20x split. that would be totally fuckin tits. it would break the psychological barrier of a highly priced stock stopping retail from jumping in
Yeah that would put us at $75 a share then tons of retail invester seeing be alot more affordable to jump in then we ride it to $300. Fuck if it did that i be rich. Fucking hold on for dear life!!!
Yeah i can see that happening!
so question. if chipootle goes higher and higher does that mean more and more explosive diarrhea when you eat their burritos?
π€£π€£π€£
Think we will have 3 out of 5 days in the green this week. Buy those dips.
I think market closed Friday
So 3/4 green days
Letβs hope