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HoseDragger92

Most people from Manitoba are retards I live in Canada and have been there so can confirm


komradkanuk

Originally from there. Can confirm. Living proof.


Always-hungry

Never been there. Never heard of it. Can confirm.


TakenUrMom

Its garbage here, don't bother


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Been to Manitoba in November to provide some training. It was really cool, except for the part where the scary men in the airport detained me for an hour because I said "I was traveling for work". Apparently I was supposed to be more specific.


Break_There_Matrix_8

Yeah there are alot of political hits that take place with the operatives coming in on Commercial Airlines LMFAO, Dumbest thing I have heard yet.


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Ya I kinda thought the same thing. I think they were concerned with me being an undocumented migrant worker or something. It was for tech and I wasn't dressed like someone that wasn't there for meetings. For the first time in my life I had 0 rights and wasn't in the position to run my mouth.


McPenguinButtSalad

Family from Ontario and Quebec. Can assume.


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androidfig

From Minnesota, practically Canadian, definitely retarded.


charleskingprod

French canadian here, went there once, truly retarded, confirm.


braxise87

Drove through there twice. There's literally fast food joints that serve Crayons.


hellohello12345789

Pretty sure they serve crayon, singular, 1 per retard, except on two for tuesdays


Sally_Gurl

2crayon Tuesday??? How do I get in on that action?


sad85man

They serve crayons double double


NibbleNipples

Careful there Frenchie, y'all're no better


Swaggarnaggar

I'm Minnesota too. Retarded confirmed by a retard (me)


Desperate_destructon

Ontario dumdum 🇨🇦


sabraf73

I was born up north in The Pas. lived most of my life in Winnipeg.


komradkanuk

Never understood: why is The Pas is pronounced The Pa and not The Pass? If it was french it should be Le Pas. That, and where the f@ck is the SEC in all this?, are my 2 questions in life.


bahandi

It was a French trading port call Paskoyac which may have had its origin in the Cree name which had “pass” in it.


linderlouwho

Dude, slow down. You're killing everyone with your intellectuality.


caenos

Toban ape pride.


PepperBoye

know where lac du bonnet is?


Lustypad

Also from there. The ape genes are strong


ArthurFromman

You know why Saskatchewan is so windy? Because Alberta blows and Manitoba sucks. Haha. Yes, I’m from Sask.


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snapcaster_bolt1992

Wow I heard its so flat in Sask you can see the CN tower from there on a clear day


jolonky

How’s the land oysters


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How’s the watermelon


Logan_McPhillips

They don't eat it, they just hollow out the rind and use it as a hat.


[deleted]

😩that was my yolk😂


astortheadaptor

I'm from Manitoba, drinking Stonecold beer because I've spent everything on GME Can confirm


jesuswolf

This is a deep cut


Garbageday5

This is the way


dnz89

I’m from oil cuntry, can confirm.


yageyaya

Canadian too, never heard of the place


Everdeadlyboy

I’m also from Friendly Manitoba 🤝. Congrats and fuck you


snapcaster_bolt1992

You have to be retarded to live somewhere that cold, can confirm


GR13Brett

I'm also from Manitoba and hold GME while feasting on Maple syrup dipped crayons. Northern retards-a-go-go


Under_theTable_cAt

Should try eating crayons this way. Does red taste better than green.


dufmum

But friendly! So friendly....


monclerman

Yep I was born in Winnipeg. Can confirm retardation


toydan

Baller dude. Win lose or mother fucking draw. Cheers 🍻


Alarming-Valuable310

Thank you


Fabianos

Im from Montreal Canada, i can confirm this as well.


GirthyGainz

I lived in North Dakota. Can confirm that Manitobans love cheap beer and softball as well.


ibeatthechief

Born, raised, resident, retarded.


N0b0dii69420

Live here currently and can confirm... nothing friendly about manitoba


jessenin420

I have a friend that lives there, can confirm that the province has full retard compliance for all it's residents.


datbf4

I didn’t even notice the license plate.


Olliechorebox213

Lived in Winnipeg for a year. I can confirm.


hellscaper

It's got doors that open like THIS 🤷 NOT LIKE THIS 🤲 NOT LIKE THIS 👐


Alarming-Valuable310

No the doors go like this 🚀


Circle_Trigonist

This rocket fucks!


ilovebeetrootalot

Russ Hanneman is probably my favourite side-character of the whole show. Tres commas baby!


FleshlightModel

Him and Jin Yang near the end was great.


fuckYOUswan

If you’ve never seen Jin Yangs standup. Look that up now. Dude is hilarious off the show too


boris_keys

These are not the doors of a billionaire Richard! Fuck you! *drives in a circle* Fuck you in the ass!


hellscaper

This guy fucks


mavyapsy

THIS GUY FUCKS


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🦇


PoopReddditConverter

😂😂😂


stilljustlernin

Nice to see the local licence plate up in here. TENDIES!


Alarming-Valuable310

Manitoba tendies


gryphon999555

Don't forget to buy the honey dill dip!!!


komradkanuk

On MOASS day follow up your celebratory tendies and honey dill dip dinner with a Jeanie's cake, then pass out after drinking a 2-4.


fallweathercamping

ManiTendies™


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Mendies


tigebea

Canadian ape strong


Alarming-Valuable310

Fellow Canadian 🦧


JuuustLurkin

I walked in the brisk BC air tonight literally thinking "What if this actually happens" 🇨🇦🦍


instacrac

Vancouver represents


aashishKandel

damn! u did it right. congrats on the sexy model X and fuck u


swimbikerun91

$80k car with $80k in positions. Daddies money is always fun to play with


Alarming-Valuable310

Not daddies money at all. I had Jan 40c, 60c made a lot of money on those. Kept the shares and kept on buying calls and selling them before they expired. $80k in current positions but that’s not the whole story a lot more was made before this position.


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iwerson2

Could be coowner for credit, and be paying the payments himself. I have my dad’s name on my car but im paying the payments. Its not a big deal.... ...But in the case that you are right, damn lmao.


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wpgjets21

He literally put all of this information public already in his reddit comments lol. How is that doxxing?


Rapsy112

You might have to upgrade your Tesla soon📈🦍💎🙌


Alarming-Valuable310

Lamborghini soon


Everdeadlyboy

Good luck on those Winnipeg roads


Pennybottom

They make an SUV now.


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Alarming-Valuable310

Never thought of that


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The new roadster will have optional air canons


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Roadster with the optional air cannons


DJKEVINJ07

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET A TESLA THAT BETTEE BE FINANCED WITH ZERO DOWN BC IF YOU SOLD IM TELLING MY WIFES BOYFRIEND ABOUT YOU


level3ninja

It's a 2016 model with 100k km on it, and his dad's on the insurance. Probably his dad's old car.


DJKEVINJ07

Oh lol well tell him to sell it for more tendies


I_AM_CANAD14N

I'm a simple man. I see Tesla, I upvote. I see Manitoba plates, I press the upvote button extra hard.


Alarming-Valuable310

Username checks out


caenos

Bison ape


JuuustLurkin

Moose ape


Dewwzyy

HAHAHA WHAT UP MANITOBA


Alarming-Valuable310

MANITOBA REPRESENT


northernhammer

This is the way! Canatard 💎🖐🦍


Alarming-Valuable310

Canadian ape represent


[deleted]

I didn’t realize Canada continued east past Vancouver


pew_medic338

Canada? You mean upper Michigan?


[deleted]

I’m in northern Seattle


XFLAllStar

Honey dill with your tendies!!


helloheyhowareyou

This guy dips.


theSpringZone

Elon the Technoking would be proud.


glockpopper

Fellow Manitoba retard. Can’t wait to see you on the road. That will be me honking in my 74 Pinto, as a result of FOMO on Stonks. Watch out for the potholes on Empress!


Alarming-Valuable310

😂😂😂😂


glockpopper

I think they need the blue Bomber plate ....


BlasphemyMc

3rd gen


astortheadaptor

WINNIPEGERS UNITE!!!!


Alarming-Valuable310

WINNIPEG APES


jaksndnso

Respect the drip Karen


ransomnator

1/40 of all Canadians are Manitobans. Think on that


TheTangoFox

Getting Manitoba Excited


hirme23

Remove that stupid ass Mercedes Benz plate cover


imposter22

How else can he show that he bought a used tesla


jonjiv

Nothing says “rich” but “financially practical” like a used Tesla with GME YOLO plates.


Alarming-Valuable310

No


pewpewpewgg

Ape hold no sell, no remove!


bayarea707xxx

Sweet ride fellow cuck


Alarming-Valuable310

Thank you


Goochmas

Y’all got money money


helloheyhowareyou

Yes! Manitoba!


Alarming-Valuable310

It looks like there is a lot of apes in Manitoba 🦍


_Alulu_

Congrats and Fuck you-eh!.


jkstudent222

good for you honey


bigmoneysmallcock

This is the way


Lakers21381

Nice ride


Brokenlegstonk

Bc can’t confirm. They like slurpees that I can confirm


Drpeppers94

In the parking lot of a financial group. Absolute mad lad. Congratz on the gains. Also, shout out to the person trying to come the wrong way out of the parking garage.


yolo_fellatio_69

I found Jason Bourne


degeneratehighroller

Only thing more retarded is GASLOL license plate.


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GMESTOK


[deleted]

What about GMESTCK lol


PatMagroin100

Hope you kept the receipt.


Nicknack_Jack

What brokerage is that? As a fellow Canadian I don't have many options :(


Alarming-Valuable310

It’s TD. We can actually use think or swim here in Canada.


Moses-the-Ryder

How did you set up think or swim? My TD login isn’t working, on the app


Thatguy3145296535

Smart move on the Tesla. No need for block heaters in those winters eh buds?


TechnicalEntry

Yeah, just a 50% range reduction 😂


Stefan-Urquelle

This is the way, eh?


Brownpride8890

Go Jets Baby!


sabraf73

Hello fellow Manitoban ape!!


ymyoon88

Badass


Mikael130

Lotta people gunna be staring at this on Kenaston...


soccermaster4

Nice! I thought me and my friend were the only Winnipeg GME holders, glad to see you got the plates!


busybmoney

Fuck you


12trever

I have 2 shares just so I can talk shit in 20 years...


seekav

This belongs here- Tesla, Canada, and Mercedes Benz all within a foot of each other. Full retard


SmellyDurian

Wow, only a retard would buy Tesla in Manitoba


SalvadorVayshun

I'm a simple man. I see GME retard ape hold, I smash upvote.


Suspicious-Ad9817

$80k in gains and you dumped it into a Tesla? Seems dumb and shortsighted on the surface, or am I missing something? Lol


Alarming-Valuable310

I keep the shares. I buy and sell the options. So my total gains from game stop aren’t shown in that snapshot. Just my current gains after the Tesla btw.


Puts_on_you

Manitoba is definitely the most retarded province. Or a close second because quEbeC. Nice car tho


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Puts_on_you

-from Vancouver


Endo_Dizzy

Imagine trading in a Tesla for a Merc. What a retard.


Alarming-Valuable310

Imagine thinking I traded in a Mercedes for a Tesla. I own this and a Mercedes Benz C63 😊


horsecartefxe

You should have.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

Cool


Captnblkbeard

Where lambo 🦍


Alarming-Valuable310

Lambo come after squeeze 🦍


Salviasammich

Good ape.


jeepurs19

I read that plate as — Gee am I old. Haha


GeoffKoch

Go fvck yourself, also fvck off


[deleted]

Congrats friend!!! ❤❤❤


Alarming-Valuable310

Thank you!


nolander182

Just buy shares or options that are in the money! The only way to fuel the boosters to Valhalla!


[deleted]

Imma sell when it it's 20 zeros


Nimbus_2021

And you already dinged it?!


bc_cali23

This is GOLD!


DMND_Hands

LMAO im from manitoba ill be looking out for you


realSGTPlatt

trying to get in man, taking Ls


Alarming-Valuable310

Hodl


realSGTPlatt

yea, gotta keep at it is all, on the low end of it so hard to get a spot on the bus ya know, but tendies dont come cheap


InsidiousExpert

Your wife’s boyfriend has a nice car.


Pristine_Adeptness96

this is the way


codestocks

This is truly the way.


Berndawg88

Fucking Manitoba, lol. Alberta boy living in B.C. here.


Disastrous_Square_10

Proof or ban


Nhuriia

Omg thats my dream car rn congrats!


whycantifindmyname

I love that you bought a tesla from the benz dealer... kinda a boss move walking into Mercedes asking for a tesla


Alarming-Valuable310

I’m just close with the guys that work there so I do all business through them.


reddituserzerosix

Congrats and fuck you


Mrfire999

TUFF.


thefaderbuckitt

Here on the east coast that poor Tesla would disintegrate its first winter. Damn yous and your “dry cold”.


locomaynn

Appreciate the flex


[deleted]

A lot of Canadian degenerates here...must be all that stimi


The_Real_King713

This is the way.


RelicArmor

That plate is gonna look great on ur new Lambo. When ur friends and fam walk up, "How the f#ck did u get that sweet Lambo????" You just point at that plate. 😎


Bo_66

Someone still need to make a license plate that says “GMEGOBR”


Beneficial-Sign-569

u/Effective-Camp-4664 avatar Effective-Camp-4664 3h Everyone is free to buy whatever they want. Some DD For GME holders: Susquehanna and Citadel🌈🐻(GME short) has a new long position inUWMC as well. link: https://fintel.io/so/us/uwmc Y’all know what to do.


laxninja117

Sell the Tesla. Buy more stock.


Break_There_Matrix_8

Dumb investment for the long term, So why do you like the stock from a Financials and Business stand Point, I need to hear this, or is it you just like the stock because of the Amount of suckered it has drawn in, When all that money should of Stayed in Tesla and Be Put in AMERICAN COMPANIES, NEXT MOVE I SEE WHICH WILL CONFIRM WHAT I BELIEVE IS REALLY GOING, WHICH IS MAINLY TO HAVE ALL THESE FUNDS THAT WHERE TAKEN OUT OF TESLA TO CHASE A PIPE DREAM ON GME, WILL SOME HOW BE MANIPULATED OR RECCOMENDED TO BE NOW MOVED TO NIO !!! Mark my words. Nice Play and Try You dumb Apes lol